Can we appreciate this irish jews super comfy show

>Jew
fuck off

i have nothing against elitism but what kind of cringe examples are those?

>thinks Trump was elected because Republicans were angry about not having artisanal ice cream parlours
>reasonable

Have sex

yeah those are all vaguely anti-pc jokes but in the end he's just a limousine leftist

>fuck muslims!
>oy vey, don't be antisemetic though

>hates sjws
More like hates leftists who don't support Israel. he's pro pot and pro gay though, so I guess he fits as liberal

>called out the catholic church
woah, what a maverick.

>The jannies doing something right for once.
Based, hope they enjoy this month's wages.

How can anybody listen to a guy who states he wanted millions to suffer just so his team would win

Bill Maher is objectively awful. His takes are bad and his jokes suck even worse. You guys literally are so blinded that anyone who even half way agrees with you becomes this intellectual colossus when in reality he’s just a failed comedian playing at pundit.

this he is left twat

>'kid love productions' calling out pedos

He literally had Milo Yiannopolis on his show the day before he was outed as a pederast.

>hasidic potatos
No

he's definitely a pedophile

He's definitely my favorite leftie

what about hasidic homeboys?

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Maher likes big breasted WOMAN/hookers

he's not left wing

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more like THEFT wing amirite

>hates sjws
not enough
>hates muslims
Who doesn't?
>super reasonable
heh no
>'kid love productions' calling out pedos
said the man who is ok with underaged sex
>made religulous calling out catholic church
call me when he really touches the talmudic religion

He's liberal though, no? He's not a Republican, that's for sure. I like him depsite being pretty conservative, though I'm not a Trump dick-rider

>Who doesn't?

muslims

based bill calling out dems for being cowards and not going inside the fox news bubble

our boy yang listened to him

yang gang 20 20

/pol/ incels are balls of cognitive dissonance and mental retardation. they have to call him leftist because he's not fascist psychopath.

yes whatever you do, please don't move to the flyover states for our affordable housing. it's horrible, you can't even walk to a gay nightclub! you would hate it. you'd better stay in your big metropolis where you have weekly gay pride marches and hipster music festivals. also, can't forget about that great ethnic food! yeah you can't get any of that here, better not come

If you think Bill Maher is pretty conservative, you should probably be thrown out of a helicopter.

>if it ain't far right it ain't alright

>if it's to the right of marx, bash the fash

Filthy kike who would have all of you golems vaporized in an instant if it benefitted Israel.

yeah sure move the goalpost when maher would be a conservative in europe

how is this a rebuttal? are you admitting you use the same logic as a far left SJW?

I'm conservative dipshit I don't know how you misread that.

>giving a shit about europe
thank god we don't live there or let them dictate our politics.

Your politics are fucking ridiculous and beyond broken.

he's a leftist

>blamed MeToo on "White privilege"

No, Maher is a lying POS like the others.

The way you wrote it could be interpreted that you like Bill Maher, despite him being pretty conservative.

I know liberals and conservatives smarter than everyone in this thread. Especially you. Stop using "left" and "right" as insults, it only makes you look like the dipshit you are.

haha ok enjoy japanification

That says more about europe then anything else, and look how well all those countries are doing lmao

Europe's is far worse, might was well live in an Orwellian dystopia

ESL

I live in a flyover state and have literally everything listed from both sides. Sounds like this retard is hilariously out of touch.

>calls out the Catholic Church
>runs away when a Catholic gives a succinct explanation as to why he's wrong

OMG BILL IS SO FUNNY AND CORRECT HERE. LETS FORGET ABOUT SPACE GUYS, THERE ARE BLACKS WHO DONT HAVE WATER IN FLINT DONT FORGET TO GIVE UP NOT ONLY YOUR MONEY TO THE LIBERAL CAUSE, BUT YOUR DREAMS TOO! LOOK HE BROUGHT ON ROCKSTAR SCIENTIST MAN TO SHAMELESSLY AGREE WITH HIM EVERYBODY PLEASE CLAP AT BASED BILL

youtu.be/CWarpTWk_jg

he is really bad at making a counterpoint

t. never been to europe and only listens to schizos on /pol/

I read the news

then you are the schizo to believe that

maybe you are just in denial, or maybe (most likely) you are just a faggot

>unf unf daddy trump rail me harder
>i-it's the liberals who are gay!

based well thought-out critique

What's ESL

I lived in Washington DC and Columbus Ohio. Columbus has all the gay shit he covets and is a great place to live unlike DC which is a living hell.

>CSI Lubbock
Well shit it twas us that through shit at our own bus.

We only let Lubbock exist to quarantine you Techfags for half a year.

>My name is OP and I love sucking the cock of a rich smug liberal who literally comes up with "New Rules" for society every week on his talk show filmed in the worst state in the Union.

Not comfy at all.

As far as leftists go hes alright

Still retarded though

That would make no sense given he's been a leftie his entire life

Only if you ignore the first sentence, retard.

The fuck are you talking about? There is no succinct rebuttal to the systemic abuse within the Catholic Church. It’s a religion built upon standing on the necks of the poor.

"Them" only look out for themselves
Never trust "them"

based. coastalcucks need to stay contained in their bubbles

It’s a pretty great bubble. Much better than living in a conservicuck bubble in Wyoming.

Based! m.youtube.com/watch?v=LMbHB8PnXA8

MIGA

>WE'RE FUCKING BETTER THAN YOU, POORFAGS

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He’s a comedian, his examples are jokes but they’re basically correct.

so he's in favor of mass surveillance, the war on terror, CIA nigger false flags and the erosion of individual rights and liberties for the sake of "national security?" he should be killed for these opinions unironically. these subhumans are a menace and need to be lined up against the wall

no they're not you fucking retard

after all is said and done, what does he add?
you can bash low hanging fruit all day, but in the end we need more trees more ethnocultural unity and less consumerism

>>super reasonable
Only if you're a mentally disabled libtard still who can't look through his play.

He just knows that the SJW craze impeds his libtard movement, that's why he hates on it. He's just marginally better than screeching trannies, that doesn't make him good.

/Kill yourself

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I watched his show for years, then 2015 happened. Trump happened. I stopped agreeing with my fellow liberals of the time. I was driven to the far right by the lunacy of the left, and now I can't stand any of those guys. Granted, Maher is much better than Stewart, Colbert, etc. in the fact that he'll call out Muslims and SJWs.

No they're not. If anything, sticking with the ice cream parlour analogy, they're mad they keep getting told that they *should* want ice cream parlours even though they don't - and that they're evil for not wanting them. Basically, the opposite of the retarded jokes.

>its impossible to hate him
Yeah stop samefagging already lol

But they are. Delusional flyoverfags saying they have access to all the same amenities and opportunities as in major cities are just lying to avoid admitting that low housing costs come at the cost of desirability.

Wow, so edgy.

>>There are two Americas and it seems like one is where all the cool jobs are, where people drive Teslas and eat artisanal ice cream. We have orchestras and theaters districts and world-class shopping. We have Chef Wolfgang Puck, they have Chef Boyardee.
>What did he mean by this?
He thinks mindless consumerism = culture. Though I do hope the left keeps telling their pet minorities how boring the midwest is. We don't want their immigrant cancer growing in our comfy, white towns.

>a retard born with a silver spoon in his mouth made me join the altright because he was so right about everything
>it certainly has nothing to do with racism and hatred of women, who won’t fuck me

>lol

no

Yes us flyover states are so awful with our majority white populations, oh how will we ever survive without our very own pet nonwhites running around? God Bill is so right...

>it's a mindless audience mindlessly claps after Jewish Person® makes a mindless comment episode

Consumerism IS American culture. You cant have an ever-growing economy without fetishizing consumerism.

This. I can't even get my anal cavity stuffed in broad daylight by a black tranny in Wyoming.

>sure i cant afford a place to live and need to rent a soviet-esque communal studio with sixteen other roommates, but at least we have artisanal ice cream and hip hop themed milkshake bars with free wifi, which is incidentally where i'm posting from because we already hit our monthly data cap back at our apartment

by the way i was born and raised in the commonwealth of massachusetts so you can miss me with that flyover shit

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There is a lot of projection here. Let's unpack this...

It has more to do with the fact that I'm not a teenager anymore and the left's agenda is completely fucking retard on every possible issue. Oh, and their blatant, visceral hatred of white people didn't help either.

>dude just crash the entire economy because I don't like the president and make untold numbers of people suffer but I'll be fine lmao

I used to love this show, but ever since he got TDS it's gone down hill significantly. He still hits the nail on the head once in a while, but it's usually just "FUCK BLUMPF" now.

>This kike is based because he hates muslims
Maher has shat on Christianity too by running with the stupid meme that "hurr all Catholics are pedos" and called Christianity a "warlike" religion even though Christian countries ushered in the longest period of world peace
Fuck that good for nothing heeb, he benefits from his jewish religion and then proceeds to shit on everything else while pretending to be a neutral atheist

ironically having a family and close-knit community allows me to have more "opportunities" than your slavewage faggot ass, if I ever need to indulge in the arts I can just drive to the city, or produce them myself like a true cultured supreme gentleman

I own a nice condo in Santa Monica that’s near award-winning restaurants, great shops, a 24 hour gym, lots of entertainment, and the fucking ocean.

>I grew up
>that’s why I think Twitter is the real world
You sound like a Jew.

I like it when Ann shows up on his show and chucks him in front of his audience. Very sneed.

mobile.twitter.com/columbiabugle/status/1089010500476624896?lang=en

my dad owns one of the largest hedge funds in the world and i will literally never have to work a day in my life

You sound like a garbage person. Never working for anything makes you boring, lazy, and empty.
Also you’re lying.

>Irish Jew
America was a mistake

God I wish I were you

Jesus fucking christ I hate American posters so much, you "people" are the lowest IQ nation on the planet, it may not be reflected in your actual IQ scores, but your education, your existence, your state of being is one of complete and utter cluelessness, the racists, the liberals, the intelligentsia, the morons, the left, the right, make all the wrong assumptions about everything. No matter what the topic YOU are always wrong, on this board it doesn't matter what I post, whether I agree or disagree with my interlocutor, it's always an AMERICAN that manages to respond with something so utterly banal and at the same time so utterly wrong that one can only react in abject confusion and horror that a person could be so willfully ignorant of reality, honestly just post some childporn so that you are forever banned from Yea Forums, it would be better for you, me, and your non-existent community

>You sound like a Jew.
Why do you think they're so successful?

>>that’s why I think Twitter is the real world
Your side is literally committing hate crimes against white people and getting away with it in the real world.

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seething copelord

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>>hates sjws

perfectly designed to appeal to low-iq sheep like yourself

Who are you quoting dipshit?

very based post, and why when I finally get tired of life will move to the US and start a career serial-killing the worthless affluenza-ridden children of rich people

You

SEETHING

you're just a rootless fucking American who doesn't realize families are normal for literally THE ENTIRE PLANET and only greedy Americans have destroyed everything that bonds them together because their economic system incentivizes loneliness, so that now a few Jews with ethnic nepotism have the ability to rule over you like the cattle you are

Goddamn, you don't understand people at all. They're not sitting around thinking about how much they hate that they don't live on the coast; they just don't want to see their way of life destroyed and values tarnished in popular culture. Get over yourself, faglord.

Mos Def vs Hitchens/Rushdie/Maher was legendary tho

DEEP SEETHE

Never thought I'd hear Yea Forums opposing sjw hate.

>He's pro guns
“The second amendment is bullshit”- Bill Maher

he's a moron, consumerists really don't understand that people could enjoy a life not based around consumption. He's just a bugman, a child of greed.

>They're not sitting around thinking about how much they hate that they don't live on the coast
Never said they did. There is appeal to living in a flyover, away from all the leftist fags who think homeless people are better than homeowners and white people are bad. But so many of you flyover fucks lie about what you have out there, trying to convince the rest of us that you have all the same amenities and your jobs pay just as well.

Delusion.
People are fleeing bluestates right now for low cost of living red states.
You killed the goose that laid the golden egg, bill.

>trying to convince the rest of us that you have all the same amenities and your jobs pay just as well.
literally nobody does that you fucking rat faced demon

based

Oh, is that why all the fucking leftists are fleeing states like California, Illinois, and New York by the tens of thousands? The only people moving into your state are illegal beaners looking for free shit which leaves the rest of you assholes scrambling to my state.

Flyovers are niggers regardless of skin color.

>the people that provide 90% of the food I eat are garbage
Wouldn't it be ironic if God made you starve to death later in life? That would be pretty funny.

Jobs pay less because the cost of living gets lower the further you are from big cities.

>breaking news!
>shit costs money!

>breaking news
>leftist policies drive the cost of living up 1000%!

Nigger, learn something before you speak. California is biggest producer of food in America.

What amenities do they lack?

Nigger, I know inland Californians, they are very conservative people. Nothing like you socalfaggots

honestly based will to power user

I don't see how acknowledging that you're my mistreated slave is getting you any points here

Great restaurants, great entertainment, and just generally OPTIONS. If I want great Chinese food I have about 1,000 options. If I want to go do something fun, like a live show or a concert, I have about 1,000 options. If I want to try something new I have about 100,000 options.

>Never said they did.

Not only did you agree with Smuglord, who said the same thing, but you said it yourself, and now you're backtracking. Key word: desirability.

That’s not mindless consumerism though
There are more small businesses and less chain eateries in “hip” costal areas he is talking about than in flyover states where there is more fast food and chain restaurants

I'm not a farmer, I'm just not a vapid retard who thinks he lives in a vacuum such as yourself.
Pick up a fucking book sometime kiddo, the world is much bigger than you.

>California is a flyover
You’re actually retarded.

That’s just any big city though, not only the coast.

I see he's bait posting, or else he's a bugman, either way a real waste of space

his solo monologues are no joke UNWATCHABLE. he is unfunny as fuck. 'new rules' is torture.

Holy shit user, learn how to read.

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Learn how to read, fucko.

Eat shit, moron.

Take your own advice, fuckwit.

user I'm gonna send you a video series called "hooked on phonics"
It will get you started, but you have to promise me you will actually put some effort into it

I might pick up a book on the greatest attractions in flyover states. I'm not sure what I want to read about more, the world's largest truckstop or the world's largest block of cheese. Can you give insight into this world of culture and class?

>man those flyover cucks amirite?!

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i lived in nyc and i can confidently say that >75% of the people live in shit conditions

Maybe pick up a book about dodging the needles and feces in San Francisco instead, that seems like it's more your speed.

Because NYC is a shit city that would rather beat its chest about being the greatest city in the world rather than do anything to actually be the greatest city in the world. Pizza and walkability only get you so far.

Nobody actually likes San Francisco any more though. Even libtards hate it.

Why? It's a product of their policies. They should be forced to live with it.

Who should be forced to live with it? The regular people who can’t afford to live there? The rich fucks who never actually have to experience any of it? The politicians who got rich and then left?

Unironically this, enjoy your mac and cheese burgers.

this is just demonstrably false lol

How about the people who voted for the policies and formed the base of power for the politicians who exploited them? The same people who cry about the massive cost of living increase only to flock to red states like a pack of locust? How about the same people who continue voting for the same disastrous policies that fucked them over in the first place?
How about those people. Start with them.

Then demonstrate it. Go on. I'll wait.

Inadequate access to housing is what caused the cost of living to increase (cost of living mainly refers to rent here). The second tech boom. NIMBYISM groups blocking developers from creating new avenues for affordable housing is what is inflating housing costs. Just saying the word "policy" without actually stating which policies you are referring to is fucking retarded lol

>libshit politicians don't override their constituents to build affordable housing
>but it's not THEIR fault!

You directly contradicted yourself. This trends don't happen in a vacuum. Not to mention, you know, rent control. Kinda weird that liberal policies don't get enacted in the most liberal place in the country. Clearly, the free market is to blame!

Surely moving in tons of Chinese nationals and putting anti-expansion laws in place helped a ton I bet.
Just keep passing the blame and never own up to your own mistakes.
>(cost of living mainly refers to rent here)
This is true in literally every fucking part of the world you child