/mort/ - Mortdecai General

Last one hit bump limit.
What are your expectations for the inevitable insequel?

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Haha that was a great thread I remember it fondly. Anyone want some invalid port?

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>tfw you will never watch Mortdecai for the first time ever again
#mortified

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I'm angry about 'ai

Cant wait to see what they do with the franchise, hear whispers rian johnson might direct the next one!

>2019
>Still #madatmort

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Marilyn Manson cameo!

I found the 2nd act monologue about the jews and their tricks jarring but rather informative, are we sure raimi didnt have hand in the film?

no matter how good the sequel will be Yea Forums will always be /madatmort/

a very sad truth

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robert pattinson is in talks to play mortdecai jr

good, cant think of a better director for the job

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You're partially right.

youre thinking of idris elba

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whoever wins, we lose

Haha I love this movie! One of Depp's masterwork performances!

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Depp had his mustache insured for 2.5 M USD during the filming of Mortdecai.

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i subbed for #moremortfacts

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can someone let me borrow mortdecai on dvd mine got scratched up from watching it too much

>this isnt the most popular thread on this board right now
yep Yea Forums is still #madatmort

litty: mad for mort
shitty: mad at mort

I'm sure I watched this movie, but I can't remember anything about it.

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I LIKE BIG MORTS AND I CAN'TDECAI! YOU OTHER MORTERS CAN'T DENY!

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Boi if I had my hard drive with my 3.2gb of #mort OC I'd be tearing this thread up

you must have seen a different movie, one does not see Mortdecai and just forget it

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MORTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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will it ever be topped?

depp considered quitting acting because he knew that his magnum opus would never be topped

the most important thread on Yea Forums right now

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>Last one hit bump limit.

kek

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Mortdekino

>last one hit bump limit
Mortgang is strong frens

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