>ITT we post scenes from movies or tv shows that gave you a massive rod.
I'll start
>ITT we post scenes from movies or tv shows that gave you a massive rod.
I'll start
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How does a scene from a movie give you a massive rod? What kind of rod? Steel, iron, etc.? Does mentioning the scene at Home Depot get you a rod? What about Lowes? I just find your premise infeasible and absurd.
looks like a stranded whale kek
Maybe you should go to home depot and look for better jokes.
This scene from Risky Business makes me rock hard.
this preceded it, also boner material
Any titty scene from any horror flick.
Have sex
Can I have sex with Bryce?
oh god
AGHH I WANNA CUM!!!!!!!!!
the kinoest of them all
she was asking for it with that super slutty dress. and why is she going out dressed like that when she has a man already??
she was a beautiful innocent creature!
My negro
lel
This is unironically one of the most terrifying sequences I've ever scene in a non horror film
Of she's a whale then I'm the Japanese fishing industry
>imagine
Notice how quickly this story died out once the attackers were revealed to be a paki gang
This.
just kidding haha!
got a source for this? i've been searching and all i see is that "teenagers" were arrested. given the lack of other descriptions this makes me inclined to believe it, but i don't see where it was confirmed
My same thoughts
It also conveniently let them push the 'Gays are still oppressed' message without revealing the actual facts.
wtf do girls really do this?
This is hot as holy fuck. The way her hips are blossoming out, how fat her ass is, the way those jeans hug....I did not know Bryce had cake like that.
They also used their 5 minutes of fame to bash Trump
Excellent choice
>got a source for this?
This
There's also that narrative dissonance that happens in the middle of the article that jumps from "they were being dicks" to "all the sudden I was fighting them surrounded".
Considering how london buses have camera's on them, I'm pretty suspicious about the whole article. I'm not surprised if it did happen like they said, obviously it's a shitty experience and you can't get everything right. But all we've got is half-baked word of mouth and some poor photos.
Imagine living in 2019 London
Bless you, user, and all that you stand for.
damn... source?
Yeah that's London for you, attacked/stabbed by either 3rd-4th generation Pakistani gangs or 5-6th generation black gangs
>da mooslimz r the real homophobics!!!
pathetic
If you aren't trolling, seek therapy.
>mfw I thought this was Gordon Ramsey and he was about to say RAWWWWWWW
who
¨Belle Delphine is putting some extra work in her videos!
no comment
i want her to sit on my dick and snap it half and then grip it with her ass muscles and rip it off when she stands up
>who
Summerfag
>I will never breed a pale Goddess in the position
If God hath mercy then strike me down now
Why do /ss/ fags always win
posting eva on Yea Forums is like dropping a nuke
So she's just naturally well-figured. Damn. Good find, user, good find.
What the fucks a stranded whale? Is that when a whale gets beached and none of his whale friends help him?
But they objectively are
Glad to see old Yea Forums still around
she fell funny
Picture for ants?
It just annoys me that /ss/ always gets into good movies while a superior genre like /ll/ is ignored.
Dying spasms, that's why she "rebounds". Please make a fucking effort.
He's quoting the Departed you retard.
BDH thread?
This EVERY time
>being trolled this softly
>sure is summer now
What movie is this from?
>he thinks summer is still a thing on 4chins
>he thinks when it isn't summer this place isn't shit
lmaoing@u
Remember when the English were based explorers who's navy wrecked everyone?
Samefag being this triggered.
You can always tell the faggots and virgins on this board, because they call her a fat cow
Patrician
How can you be serious
not baking a cake isn't comparable to gunning down a gay club
SO PROGRESSIVE!!!!
Summer was never a thing, but pissing off newfags with summer memes never ceased to work. It's amazing how newfags forget that this entire place is devoted to trolling and nothing is meant in earnest (except from mentally ill anons and autists, who are, arguably, 80% of the website nowadays).
based
sneed
[lmaoing@u intensifies]
2bh, even if summer did mean something at one point, it's stopped ever since phoneposting became a thing.
IS THIS REAL
how do digital clapperboards work??
Being this upset. lol
You will never find her like this chained up in your basement
I don't even know how they get 'fat cow' when she's obviously 'curvy' in all the good ways, guess they don't interact with many women.
Why was Jennifer Connelly attacked, guys?
You know which
>Summer was never a thing
spotted the newfag
summer was totally a thing in the early days
>IS THIS REAL
no
>get BTFO
>"B-Being t-this upset haha"
i'm convinced this movie only exists to torture horny high schoolers who already get erections if there's a light breeze
>Summer was never a thing
Being this retarded.
Summer has always been a thing. You can tell by the influx of newfag stupidity.
eh soooo desperate.
Yikes!
sauce
>Psychological reprogramming compete. Subject now unable to eat anything healthy.
I think I'm growing a slight addition to her now.
>eh soooo desperate.
yes, yes you are.
>phoneposting
Do you have a PC? NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD
what movie?
oh my absolute dick
reminder that this happened
>are 2019 anons this easy to troll
>I refuse to believe it
Excellent work brother. She'll come into the fold soon enough. Or rather, I'll come into her folds as it were.
where the hell is this from?
>yes, yes you are.
lol are you 12? You really are a summer kid.
Yikes!
I think it's Porkys...yeah it is
youtube.com
Haha yes shes a fatcow because she gained weight 2 weeks after giving birth haha.
Have sex
Do you often find that random assaults get tons of airtime?
Hint: They don't. Go be spooked about conspiracies elsewhere.
There's probably more porn of this scene than of everything else ITT combined
This is some blacked tier shit
that's what i like though
I want to lie in a warm bed with BDH, feeling her warmth against mine and running hands along her curves
>have an entire arsenal
>grab the pistol against a mummy
lewd
poooooopp brapppppp snifffff
This scene is from Howard's End, for those interested
Reminder that this is what ass implants look like a few months down the line.
More like Howard's Rear End
Annasophia Robb never had ass implants, she lost weight and her ads is much smaller now
my favorite part is how he flinches backwards when he's shot because that's what everyone ever did back in the day
I wish she was pregnant all the time.
lmao
...
>he doesn't realise that life was bad and unfair for the vast majority of people for all of human history
Unf.
Random assaults get no airtime, why did this?
I mean, you tried...
>life is less unfair in a society where .01% of people still control all the wealth but with more globalism
keep telling yourself that
Nothing sexier than a woman that doesn't shave their legs or bush surrounded by the aroma of an outhouse.
>my expectations for brown people are so low that I will excuse animalistic behavior from them
>inb4 someone posts orphan again
i mean kind of the point i was making, he was implying
>muh everything was great in the 50s and before hippies came along
shit's still fucked for sure but at least in the modern west we pretend to care about everyone having a decent standard of living
Animalistic behavior like PDA and homosexuality?
Is that Kim Cattrall from the 1950s when she was turning 20?
No more like
>use rock to kill thing I dislike
or
>I cut pusy so she no fuck
>shit's still fucked for sure but at least in the modern west we pretend to care about everyone having a decent standard of living
lol no, flint michigan called and nobody gives a shit
The west exists like a zombie to torture and extract wealth and production out of its citizens, it is spiritually devoid in every way. Life is more than existing comfortably.
Even in the middle ages proles were not expected to work as hard with as little time off, and their lords were far more dependent on their support (or quelling their anger) than anyone who rules over us today is, being more insulated from danger (and retribution for damages caused) than even Emperors from previous eras.
The hottest one I have seen was from the second The Amityville movie, where the brother goes into his sisters room and asks her nicely to take off her gown while pretending to model and shes like "Lol okay, but just for a bit"
DIAMONDS
Ewww what movie?
>lol no, flint michigan called and nobody gives a shit
flint has had clean water for years now, it's just a grievance that can never be let go because it still scores political points
Read the Koran, look at their treatment of LGBT in middle eastern countries, and tell me that trump isnt objectively right...
kek
Her name is Bryce Salad Howard
there are so many places in the west with shit living standard, infrastructure falling apart while leadership is focused on immigration and gay feelies
give me a break
and what is
her name?
I'm gonna need a sauce on this, stat
Shitskin passing through, Homosexual acts in Islam, the real Islam not diluted version, is punishable by death, in almost every Muslim country except a handful, homosexuality is punishable by death, in the remaining handful, some don't have specific punishments for homos, but the do for sex outside marriage, and there is no way in fucking hell you could be openly gay.
I swear third world countries are the theological hell.
>The Name of the Rose
>dat scene
based niggers
The scenes with Salvatore? My man.
>the real Islam
Like Christians who think the first Christians were "hardcore" when in fact it was the opposite. There's no "real" Islam, my friend. There's only the Islam in your heart.
>When he mimes racking a slide that doesn't exist on a toggle-lock pistol
I've seen this before... What is it?
You know there are fucking pedo lesbians schlicking themselves to that shit.
Not saying I wouldn't fuck the brunette proper either. 13 is peak age for fucking.
>You know there are fucking pedo lesbians schlicking themselves to that shit.
Hot
inshallah
Sauce? No idea what that is
FINISH DEATH STRANDING ALREADY!
me on the right
Although I agree that faith should be between one and his imaginary friend in the sky, no religion works like that, especially Islam, all religions require active participation, the "sinners" must be punished.
>There's no "real" Islam.
The Quran and Hadith say otherwise.
Womb 2010, not a completely awful film. Would be awkward to watch with a parent obviously.
OK, then show me which parts of the Quran say man sex should be punished by death.
Womb
en.wikipedia.org
Sorry for the wiki linking, but I don't want to debate this stuff on an Indonesian carpet making image board.
OH SHIT
To each their own. Yes we are way better off, but there were great things in the simplicity of former ages that some people of today would adore. Some people just aren't cut out for the way the present day world operates.
Do you think that p08's just magically fucking cock themselves you fucking ding-dong?
loading a p08 involves moving the toggle backward, which funny enough, is pretty much the exact same hand movement as racking a slide.
Don't be /k/ if you ain't fucking /k/, faggot.
WHO IS THIS MOO-COW
You might want to watch that webm again...
Fuck off pedo scum
Francis, you really should see someone
Not that user, tho I agree the grass is always greener on the other side, and even the worst of us are living lives that were just fiction a couple of decades ago, there is nothing I want more than to go back to an age before the transistor existed, to live simple quiet lives where your goals are basically work find some one fuck have kids and die.
and abstract but respectable choice
Peter Jackson's King Kong. It gets worse.
>tfw finally see something i made back on Yea Forums
it is a glorious day
Just watched the scene. I kinda remember seeing it when I was younger. Man that’s so disturbing.
Why do we allow these people to live?
>No way and hell you could be openly gay.
Wtf I love third world counties now
A thankless job
Kill yourself before better men take matters into their own hands
her name?
whats it like having sex with a woman with such a big caboose lol
Anyone have the shop of this pic but she has a shopped Herman Munster head.
No you don't faggot, I'd let all the niggers in Detroit run a train on me just to live there.
Based(?)
like a fish on land
Where is this semen demon from?
the world didnt begin in 1950s america you dense cunt
Its the best sex you will ever have.
Can you even believe that this literally actually happened Yea Forumsguys?
This must have been before Tarkin was on the Death Star.
No that was happening off screen, in the library section of the Death Star.
>when Shinji forgets to shave for a month
Is that real?
I love islamic immigrants now
Thanks jews!
No, someone photoshopped Bryce over me
>ASSWORLD
fucking kek
Based netflix subscriber
Imagine seeing that rotund freckled snowy ass constantly pounding your tiny skinny frame so hard that sweat beads fly off in a stiffling late afternoon light making the loudest slapping noise that reverberates through your room, only the smell of her butthole and armpits intensifying as it goes on for hours and hours.
Nah, I first saw it in 2010 and never since then. That pic is fucking hilarious, though. My sides.
Ching Chong Melons Long
You should unironically seek therapy.
I am in therapy, because of losers like you ;)
Bump for interest
Just blow each other and stop being cancer.