Hope you liked the new Jurassic World movie, nerds

Hope you liked the new Jurassic World movie, nerds.

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That's a yikes

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How do these people even get jobs?

A movie being good is literally like #4,567 on the list of priorities to a studio.

They can quickly slap together whatever cinematic diarrhea the studios tell them to.

>"We've spent a billion dollars on this series, who will we get to direct it?"
>"Get me someone with an stunningly unimpressive filmography!"
>"Done."

its called failing up

(((Why)))?

nepotism

Didn't Guillermo del Toro give this guy his break? Damn it, if they want one step higher we could have had Del Taco back and some potential hope.

I hate vinegars

Based user shooting from the hip on condiments

To be fair, all his pre-Jurassic World 2 stuff seems to be well-received among both critics and audiences, and JW2 was a disaster on a script/production level more than a directing one.

commie connections, at least for spanish directors

HAHAHAHHAAAA YESSSSS, FACE IT,FACE IT, FUCKING FACE IT YOU NERD CUNTS, LORD OF THE RINGS IS GETTING POZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZED-AH, JUST AS IT FUCKING DESERVES! READ REAL BOOKS, WATCH REAL FILMS, STOP CONSUMING NERD SHIT OR YOU WILL BE SPADED UNDER, UNDER, UNDER!

CUNTS!

FUCK NOOOOOO

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You guys ready for a black muslim transgender Aragorn?

((()))

Honestly I'm just happy some wash out from GoT isn't doing it. At least he could have a vision.

Yes

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Fallen Kingdom only made money from the good grace of World 1 (Which I liked!) Kingdom was filled with plot holes.

Mah nigga
Mah kang.

A big budget Hollywood director is going to be the one to film a big budget television project for one of the largest media companies in the world. Imagine my surprise.

Del Toro would have ruined Lord of the Rings by turning it into some big monster-fest

He makes Tom Holland look tall

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Great. He's been sharing a lot of LGBTQ+ news and articles on social media. Can't wait for some representation on this franchise.

Good thing you're not a whiny little pussy that gets offended by everything

Awful choice

>The Orphanage
Oversentimental crap
>The Impossible
Oversentimental crap
>A monster calls
Oversentimental crap
>Jurassic
Even the dinosaurs cry

Based manlets,they will rule this world

He’s not Jewish

they've given Lord of the Rings to this Peter Jackson guy, who the fuck thought this was a good idea? his resume is shit!!!

1996 The Frighteners
1995 Forgotten Silver (TV Movie)
1994 Heavenly Creatures
1992 Dead Alive
1989 Meet the Feebles
1987 Bad Taste

Literally the only good part was his direction, so what's the problem?

Either Nepotism or being a doormat for producers.

Manlet mafia

>1992 Dead Alive
>1989 Meet the Feebles
>1987 Bad Taste
All three of these are excellent films.

I would call Bad Taste good, it is barely a "real" movie
But Heavenly Creatures is kino

*wouldnt