Just got out of jail after doing 10 for heroin. What are the most important films and shows and events since 2009...

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1. Captain Marvel
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2-99 everything else

>been in jail since 2009

Go back in, the world has become irrevocably fucked while you've been gone

>10 for heroin
>Pepe
If real, you already caught yourself up fag.

Its the mandatory minimum for trafficking >1 kilo of H. I was in a dark place that time.

I wasn't in solitary confinement, we got the news

Black people, women and gays are in charge now. If you are none of these things, you should kys yourself.

tell us more. what did you do all day in prison?

You had to do the whole lot? No parole or good time?

Does that mean you missed Breaking Bad?

How about "stop treating drugs like a crime instead of a health related ordeal".

Niggers pakis kikes spicks fags and trans run the show now. There may be an apocalypse soon from aliens/global warming/ww3/Iran according to news. Blame the Jews is the most important thing to remember about 2012-2019 though

If you just wanna be able to blend back into society, you don't need to watch dead shows nobody talks about like Breaking Bad and Game of Thrones.

Doing heroin is a fucking crime against yourself it's not a misstep. It's hardly recreational and cannot be used responsibly. Heroin and meth are criminal as fuck with how disgusting they are, crack too. Fuck off to San Francisco

Frozen

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Nobody that goes to prison calls it jail. You are a liar

We're you raped in prison? If so how many times? Please describe each occurrence in detail.

waaah stop having fun!

I mostly just kept to myself. This is in Virginia. We could read some classic books and read the paper. Sometimes shot the shit with fellow inmates. The drop the soap thing didn't happen fortunately.
2nd offense
Yes haha. Never watched it even before jail, stopped watching TV in high school

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You missed the entirety of capeshit, you should be proud

Prison Break is overrated garbage. The other two are good.

Manchester by the Sea (2016)
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (2017)
The Tree of Life (2011)
Inglorious Basterds (2009)
Django Unchained (2012)
The Hateful Eight (2015)
Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)
Fury (2014)
Flight (2012)
Inception (2010)
Shutter Island (2010)
The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)
The Great Gatsby (2013)
Interstellar (2014)

kek

It was a small facility, prison is for the more serious crimes
Nope

Good list, i'd add Dredd (2012) to it.

Blade Runner 2049
best sequel ever made

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Best show has been True Detective Season 1.
Don't watch the other seasons, well maybe only watch season 3 but 2 is total garbage.

Burgers are pretty harsh on drug crime. 10 years gone like that because you wanted to make a bit of chaddar.

Stop lying and tell us whose bitch you ended up as? The Aryans? Negros?

bonbi already hit the wall lol

OP probably wants to fit into society, recommending obscure shit no normie saw like Tree of Life is pointless

Fuck off DUDE WEED

watch too old too die young, it's kino

Everything in between that time period has been pretty useless, honestly. The whole Trump 2016 mania might interest you, but you're likely already aware of it.

I think you have like 20 marvel movies you have to watch before you can apply to neetbux

Heroin and all manner of opioids are really fucking the country up so I don't mind the harsh sentences for that stuff. Also since it mostly comes from south america you are basically partaking in fucking your country up for the benefit of a bunch of subhuman scum.

Scarface

>2009
How does it feel to be finally out?
Also, how does it feel to now be aware of so many new things that you've missed in 10 years, like fappening?
How does it feel to visit Yea Forums and seeing that it's just a porn board now?

>tfw she's quitting :(

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This is the only movie I could really say is worth watching in the last 10 years. Also The House That Jack Built.

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requiem for a dream

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Our facility didn't really have a gang problem. There were a few Aryans, mostly Irish guys with the shamrocks but they didn't really run the place like you see in the movies. It was about 2 blacks to 1 white guy but none of the drop the soap type of shit happened or was allowed to happen.

Go back, clown world is worse than jail

what a fucking drama queen

Fentanyl I understand. But the addicts are self medicating. Maybe if you guys didn't ban kratom like the fun police they'd have a safer alternative.

Even in 09 Yea Forums was basically a porn board. It was in 09 that I overheard some fag at school asking another fag if he goes to Yea Forums and it was at that point I knew it was irredeemably fucked.

shows:
- Peaky Blinders (the costumes are very dapper)
- Legion (Season 1 is great, gets downhill from there)
- All Creatures Great and Small for some feelgood times

films (most stuff already mentioned by ):
- Arrival
- This Harry Potter follow up

anime:
- Violet Evergarden
- Kill La Kill
- Made in Abyss

Mind you, I don't own a TV and only reluctantly go into the cinemas. Life by itself is a huge prison or me already.

mental illness

Yes, Yea Forums was a nsfw board, but it wasn't as bad as it is now.
IIRC there were still 'actual' random threads.

she's too pure for this world

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>Best show has been True Detective Season 1.
lol

You didn't miss out on culture, really. Europe saw a fucking huge migrant wave in 2015 on still continouing. Many terror attacks. So many foreigners in German cities and and more and more in the countryside, too. But everyone is okay with it, because everyone stares at their little smartphone. 2010-2019 have been HUGELY depressing.

You missed mad max, phantom thread, ladybird, spring breakers, and not a whole lot else
>that taste
>Harry effing Potter
you’re making your own prison, user

Banning kratom is unbelievably retarded yeah. It's pretty much a miracle drug for me helping my fucked up back and anxiety simultaneously. The only thing that helped me before was tramadol and I got pretty much addicted to it.

Because heroin and meth provide enough 'fun' to ignore the horrible effects they have on the community. You're human garbage

>none of the drop the soap type of shit happened or was allowed to happen.
I hear that this mostly the case, and that the (((((narrative))))))) of commonplace gay rape is mostly a fantasy for writers. Was that your experience?

Yeah the Trump stuff kept me going from 2015 onward. Really was not expecting it to turn out like it all did.
I agree with you that opioids are fucking horrible but 10 years is a huge chunk of someone's life. It's just too long. The first 6 months were a nightmare.
It feels like I'm on heroin again haha. Just being able to walk and appreciate nature gives me a natural high. I never gave a crap about nature before.
And yeah Yea Forums has really changed, all the fun of it seems to have disappeared. I really miss raids.
There were porn and gore threads but it still had a life of its own. You could look forward to seeing what the faggots on Yea Forums were up to today
What are the big technology changes? I know that computers and iphones got way faster and the internet is everywhere now but anything notable?

>kratom
I just learned about a new drug and already they want to ban it....

To add to that list.
see Dredd (2012) and definitely Blade Runner 2049 (2017) and The House that Jack Built (2018)
The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)
Moonrise Kingdom (2012)
How to Train Your Dragon (2010)
Zootopia (2016)
Hell or High Water (2016)
The Assasination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2008) (I know it was before 2009, but you probably haven't watched this masterpiece)

Codeine got me through many a 12 hour shift as a security guard. Opiates are awesome. Just because you burger mongrels like exasperating things doesn't mean you can't be functional.

You fuckers want everyone to be robots.

Yeah people would joke about the soap but nobody would actually drop it. Most people were in for stuff like robbery/burglary/drugs
I guess it could happen with someone who really doesn't give a shit

>crime against yourself
so arrest yourself

uncanny valley from a real person because she tries to act cg/anime
jesus christ what cancer

this. it is so goddamn unattractive and unnerving when these girls try to pretend they are an anime character or some shit.

I agree with you that opioids are fucking horrible but 10 years is a huge chunk of someone's life. It's just too long. The first 6 months were a nightmare

You'd have been out in 3 where I am.

Maybe would have served the last bit with an ankle monitor. (Which I've had) Losing time is no joke.

>Big tech changes
Smartphones are big and universal. Don't get too dragged up in them but don't miss out on their usuability. You personal and usage data is now more valuable than gold. Read up on /g/ and /r/privacy for some general guidance. Any smartphone will largely spy on you. Same goes for Windows 7 (fully updated) over 8, 8.1 and 10. If it's free, you're the product. Computers got faster aswell, but the change from 2010-2019 is not as dramatic as the change from 2000-2010. If you want a notebook, say lenovo for servicability (!), T510, T520, T530 can still do basic and reliable work but tend to be a little on the slower side. Still a great bang for the buck (in the US, 70-150$?). Internet consolidated. Big fish eat small. Facebook is everywhere on every site but loses market share. To itself: Whatsapp and Instagram. Browser of choice should be a chrome derivative like Iridium + ublock origin, umatrix, https everyhwere, ublock origin extra, Yea Forums x.

Do you have any serious recommendations?

By the way just want to say I appreciate these recommendations, not ignoring the recs

Bowie's dead, Snape's dead, lots of actors and actresses died. Kirk Douglas is still fucking alive though

(cont.) More changes from the top of my head. A-Levels get thrown around everywhere. Over 50% of youth now get them. Not hard. University remains a meme for the most part. Classic menswear is fading out, sadly. Slim fit trend dies and goes back to classic fit, where it should be. For suits, SuitSupply is king of the market, avoid their ties and shoes. Shibumi, Drake's for ties, Carmina, Cheaneys for shoes.

Dude I swear the worst part is meeting people you know. Employers too. You get asked the same questions that make you feel like dirt

it's cute

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>talking about not prosecuting addicts and getting them medical attention to get clean instead
>still assmad about Colorado
What are faggots like you even gonna do when it's legalized nationally? Hopefully self-deport. Or at least kill yourselves.

If you want to dress well, and maybe - like me - nobody taught you how to, follow Gentleman's Gazette and Sartorial Talks on Youtube. Both are really a big plus.

this is the only bonbi cosplay that i liked. the rest are cringe

it really isn't. Now crawl back to the 7 or so threads that are dedicated exclusively to this ugly cunt on /wsg/ and stay there retard

Are iphones any good? I used to use an ipod touch a lot back when they were huge, thinking of getting the latest one

What does any of this have to do with the fact that destroying someone's life for destroying their own life is like giving a death sentence to the suicidal? Addicts don't need jail, they need rehab. All criminal drug laws do is create hardened criminals out of people who don't do anything but fuck themselves over in the first place.

watch the anime redline and preferably the blu ray or a 1080 torrent.
Just watch it you wont regret it.

what about this one?

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yeah that's great as well. her bubbles was weak though

Dark

admittedly this is not as bad as the other one

This is really good thanks for this man.

Friendly reminder that US style mass incarceration is a capitalistic pyramid scheme preying on the poor, the stupid, and people who have fucked up a little to create conditions that induce recidivism to keep the for-profit prisons at max capacity as often as possible instead of rehabilitating criminals into productive members of society and you're one slip-up away from being a cog trying to escape the machine for the rest of your natural life.

They are the closed garden experience. Apple is huge and the market leader. Their app market is (compared to Android's) fucking huge. Any android phone on the other hand (in particular the Librem phone) let's you chill in peace. I really don't want to recommend you any iPhone, but at this point you must decide yourself. Apple's known to make your device slow after two years deliberately (planned obsolescence). I still rock my Samsung S6.
Thanks. Suits are a favourite topic of mine. Protip: Get to know your size and go thrift store shopping. You will not believe how much money you can save there. Just shoes should be bought new, for spinal health reasons. I cannot really think of another YT channel I frequent. Most are shallow entertainment. But said channels should give you huge dosh of inspiration.

the big lebowski

don't bother. since you went away the internet has made media a decentralized clusterfuck. there are no shows or movies "everyone watched" any more. there's no back to the future or jurassic park or star wars any more. the one popular series that still seems that way are the avengers movies (at least in the 15-35 age bracket) and you don't need to watch those as it's just CGI dudes punching each other for 2 hours. if you've seen iron man you've seen them all. they've also literally remade spiderman TWICE. but yeah, event movies are over. teenagers watch nothing but colliding CGI objects with quips now and everything else is niche so nobody will fault you for not knowing it.

>there are no shows or movies "everyone watched" any more.
game of thrones ended a couple weeks ago and people forgot about it already?

I hope you do something stupid and get send back in.

Cringe and soipilled list. Cuckfest extravaganza meme movies, gj zoomer. Have sex.

Plenty of people didn't watch GoT. I didn't watch it till 2018