Lord of the rings

Did this nigga just dab on the fantasy genre?

i sure did

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Martin Lawrence's Black Knight

Based

Nigga please, only good fantasy movie is arnies last action hero

Sorry op got you there

>last action hero
damn dude you are my nigger
but lah only borders on fantasy
its not classic folklore based fantasy like we have been talking, which is the gayest.

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Army of Darkness

occult-horror-comedy
too based to be fagstacy

>share the load
fucking gay, man

Lord of the rings is kino and just because you're a brainlet doesnt mean it's bad, but to answer the question;

CONAN THE BARBARIAN

you are the gayest person on planet earth
lord of the rings is super gay soiboi shit
conan is very homo erotic
come out of the closet already you angry little gay boy

>look mom, I'm projecting

>look mom im using buzzword i dont know the meaning of
why dont you go eat lambas bread with your boyfriend, queermo

>Conan
>Excalibur
>Solomon Kane

You're probably just a fatty is the problem.

Oh God, the irony. Its delicious.

You're the only one bringing up homosexuality and saying others are gay. I'm secure in my heterosexuality, but you seem a little insecure about it-calling other things gay and other people gay. You yourself even brought up that you thought conan had homoerotic undertones, something that a gay man would only bring up. I just see a barbarian killing people on a horse and you see homoeroticism, its almost like you're looking for it.

>Its delicious
stop reading there you gay ass faggot lol

This. If you think Conan is gay, you are either in denial about your lust for cock or a lazy slob.

Oh, this whole thread was bait

>none of these anons said 300
>because its gay as fuck

based

>lotr isnt gay and this is all bait
user....I....have some bad news for you.

Fullmetal Alchemist has such an imaginative magical system and unique setting I can't think of anything like it.

Only fatties and lefties hate the movie. It wasn't named because it doesn't fit the fantasy tag much.

M8, all I'm asking is that you come to terms with your homosexuality and lust for the penis.

Fantasy is the gayest genre for sois and trannies.
You cannot deny this.

Pans Labyrinth

>name one fantasy franchise or movie that isn't lame as fuck and for faggots

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The Book of the New Sun

Only reason you dislike it, is because everything else about your perception of life is fantasy already, you failed fuck.

>reading fantasy

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Dark Crystal

>he is too poor for audiobooks

You sound angry as shit lol. Fantasy is gay as fuck.

Krull
The Dark Crystal
Labyrinth
He-Man The Movie

It's not fantasy, idiot.

Warhammer and 40k

fair enough but I wouldnt wast my time
>paying for audiobooks
shigger digger my nigger

300 is historical fiction, numb nuts. Get a grip.

How would you know anything about being hetero anyway?

then why even bring it up you retard?

Lord of the Rings is actually good.

>no u gay
grow up you child, fantasy is lame and for infantilized faggots

Because the line between fantasy and science fiction is blurry.

Too busy listening to shitty podcasts or never leaving the house?

yea, if your 14 or a girl
grown men who like lotr are gay as fuck soibois

Taking everything seriously is the mindset of an angry teen. Grow a pair and start enjoying life.

i bet you have a lot of freetime

>Taking everything seriously is the mindset of an angry teen.
you literally did just that
summertime faggot, you need to actually get out of your fantasy world and be more self aware

Itt: the OP is trolling everybody

Freetime being a term only to those that actually are busy, I bet you don't.

Lord of the rings is for faggots not baiting being serious

you are the autist who got triggered over someone saying lord of the rings is gay soiboi shit
stop trying to act like you dont spend all your time here on 4channel

No wonder your father prefered it over taking care of you and your heroin addict mom.

you sound fucking retarded and this soudns like actual projection
like where do you come up with this shit? lol sad.

I liked that movie... But just because on the open broadcast of my country they had like 20 movies and as a poorfag kid I didn't have videogames or other shit to do on nights so this movie was the best, sadly.

>here are some shit fantasy franchises with a couple of good ones thrown in for contrarian points
>every time somebody names another good fantasy franchise or movie "it doesn't count"
>samefags in his own thread with "based" and frogs
Dumb frogposter

It's okay for you to keep sucking cock. Just try not to get pozzed

Based

Cringe and yikespilled

cry more

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(You)

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look at these two little faggots hahahaha

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>actually getting upset when someone points out your magic fairy genre is lame and gay as hell.

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This must be the worst attempt at trolling I've ever seen. OP is an obese tranny and should kill himself.

>says its a bad troll
>still gets upset and replies
try to stop being retarded, at least just try

That is negationism and it’s antisemitic, it’s problematic and all. Please, would you PLEASE gtf back to pol

>that scene where legolas slides down the stairs on a shield
cringe, i bet soibois still think that scene holds up.

>s󠀀oy󠀀boys calling others soibois
honk honk

>no u soiboi
>i know how to properly type soiboi because i spend a lot of time on 4channel
have sex

This thread just proves that lotr is for crybaby bitch niggers

Better start catching up with me or you will ashamedly spout that phrase for the rest of your life.

Jason and the Argonauts

oh man im actually talking to someone with real nonmeme autism lel

The Elder Scrolls, do you even chim bro

none of you homos said heavy metal, fire and ice, or wizards
thats how i know you are all gay zoomer soibois

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People can tell, you are OP and created the majority of posts ITT. People can also tell you are underage and a virgin. Now leave.

dude you sound angry as shit. im not leaving and im pretty sure im going to be living in your head for a while after this thread is gone LOL

got me there.

>that scene where samwise is holding frodo and crying like a little bitch
Pretty gay t b h

>87 replies
>26 people
Yeah, OP definitely doesn't have autism.

Hitler was gay.

>Gipsys up the front
>Chads in suits in the back
What did he mean by this ?

so anyway

how do we fix the fantasy genre and make it less appealing to gays and sois?

Huge Mommy milkers in every story.

now this i can get into

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the guy who painted it is actually the man looking back at you in the picture
i think its just fashion, like business men and young people attire, you know

Morte D'Arthur
The Bhagavad Gita
Gormenghast
The Penelopiad

Not every day you witness the death of an entire genre

More like
>lord of the gays
Right gang

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James Bond. It's lame...but not for faggots.

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i get what youre saying but we are focusing on folklore based classic whimsical fantasy
which is super gayzorz

>new lotr show coming out
>implying it wont be pozzed to hell with all the pandering to the sois and reddit trannies

really gay post

cancer

Granted, Conan isn't gay. But this post is still VERY r*ddit.

is red sonja still happening? you guys think they are gonig to make her into a bulldyke? i do

This was cool but everone already forgot about it

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hope you all learned that fantasy is a fag genre

I thought it was getting a sequel and a series or did #Metoo kill it.