Spider-Man star Tom Holland says it's time for a LGBTQ superhero

Most of those already exist in the comics.

I hate these people.

>Fucking austistic millennials have no gaydar whatsoever.
the media and their parents lied to them about who is and isn't "probably gay" based on their actions
I was told that "some guys just talk that way and aren't that masculine" as an excuse to not think kids at school were queers
fast forward to a few years after high school and tada all of the lispy queers who acted girly are getting their fudge packed in by other guys
I've since come to view anyone who acts even remotely effete as a probably fag.

Our parents were idiots. Please give us some slack.

How do we fix marvel

How about something actually diverse: a Marvel hero who doesn't fight on whatever side US is on? Capeshit is low key nazi superhuman propaganda, except they're going with a nationality instead of a race. No, your alien capeshitters don't count because when they're on earth they're still somehow in US all the time.

>fixing capeshit
might aswell nuke hollywood

If this is what it takes to bring in Quasar and Moondragon then I'm all for it

If he wears that outfit I’m fine with it, I love twinks.

What would his superpower be?

all these exist in the marvel comics

he fucks raw but can't catch the bug

MOMMY LOOK THE SPIDEMAN GUY IS ALSO A DEGENERATE LIKE ME

And how does this help save the world?

Quasar will be brown mtf tranny and moonknight will be lesbian woman

Yeah let’s make it like dr who where aliens inexplicably keep showing up in London ....

Why are you incels so afraid of gay people? You need to calm down sweety.

>it's time for a LGBTQ superhero
Northstar, America Chavez, Daken, Shatterstar, Hulkling and Wiccan say hi

Oh wait, he doesn't read comics at all

First we need a female superhero, we have none, we never had. It's time they create a female superhero for the first time, then we can create the first LGTBQ heros ever

They will never make actual interesting and beautiful characters like Peter gay, it’s always the ugly ones nobody gives a fuck about, like Valkyrie. Incidentally, watching Jake & Tom in FFH has me convinced they’ve fucked, the chemistry crackles between them and in comparison his ‘love story’ with Zendaya looks like two acquaintances acting together.

There are people who like getting whipped, spat at and are into all sort of bizarre sexual stuff you don't want to know about. Should they be entitled to have a superhero that represents them as well? Homosexuality is a sexual behavior, nobody should be defined by it as if it was a race or a gender who are genetic traits you have no control over.

i'd like to see a gay superhero who behaves exactly like a straight superhero. no backwards baseball cap, doesn't wear shorts as part of his uniform, doesn't lisp, doesn't wave a limp wrist about and doesn't talk about broadway musicals and lamps when he's not punching bad guys.

you only learn that he's gay at the end, when he goes home and kisses his husbandfu.

any faggot who complains that isn't representative of GLBTXYZ life isn't gay - they're being a fag.

there is a difference.

His performance on that show was fucking dope you gotta admit that. Especially the rain fall moment

he mows lawns and is FABULOUS, sweetie.

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He's counter-signalling himself. Does he think he'll be one of the lucky ones who will be kept around?

Many of gay superheroes back in the 2000-2010 were like that, just people who happen to be gay...but from 2012 to now they all have to show their gay levels in every panel. It's like if Batman had to repeat in ever panel how much he likes to have sex with women, drink whisky, drive muscle cars, eat raw meat and use his right to bare weapons

Oh, also Hercules, he's pansexual

He's actually not, if anything it's the opposite since he's in the closet. So of course he'll want a gay character, just not his.

How about queers stay out of movies meant for children? It's not like you're being hunted on the streest, so wtf do you want? That people love you? get the fuck out. I despise ppl who want to be loved by everybody

kids have to learn about homosexuality one day. Sesame street is going to give them the wrong idea.

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consider this: film full of hard-bitten heroes, doing the hard-bitten hero thing. they're all gay, and none of them know that the others are gay.

they find out at the end, and they DON'T immediately have a gay orgy with vegetable oil and cucumbers. they shrug and go back to their partners.

Does this faggot not know about the dozens of faggots in comics, even prefag hype 2010's?

Why do they even pretend to like comics? I don't get it. There has to be a more macho mainstream thing to run their psy ops bullshit on.

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Lmao. And there are still people who deny that Holland is a faggot.

look at his social media. he is gay and he doesn't even hide it well. people actually fall for the dating zendaya meme when we know well that fake relationships are done for PR, even the last spiderman series had one with stone and garfield. they also can't risk their star being outed as gay. despite the fairly pro LGBT era we are in, gay male leads don't sell especially if they are supposed to romance females

is there something tom holland wants to tell us?

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Make it 3 hours

If you look at that face don't instantly assume he's a cocksucker there's something wrong with your gaydar.

This.

Based

except black panther.

oh and all the stories about the corrupt us govt needing to get rekt. shield is the organisation/govt that they always side with

He will never admit it until he is out of capeshit and doesn't want to do more blockbusters. Can't ruin the fantasies of normie fangirls.

>be faggot actor
>demand the fictional character you play also be a faggot
Fuck homos

No he didn't. He was asked specifically if there "could" be a gay Spider-Man in the future, to which he repiled yes.
Fuck your clickbait culture son.

I would like it if something happenned like the russos pulled off.

Get 20 movies deep into a series without sexualzing anything, then BAM drop the homo bomb.

20 movies in Tom should just rip off his spidey uniform to reveal a rainbow leotard and start sucking cocks like vaccum cleaners left and right, while you have a montage of captain munching every rug she can get her hands on

I have no idea why they even ask actors these questions. They're paid to play pretend. None of the actual decisions are in their hands.

Exactly. Fuck fame to be entirely honest dedu famalam cuh bih brah brev brecht.

>in after Tom Holland Defense Force

>make LBTQBRAAPPP+ hero
>only sells in burgerland
>downright banned in China and muslim land

Would bang

Pretty sure there’s a version of Spider-Man for all of these in the comics. Even the MTF one.

Is it time for the MCU to embrace the cringe of modern Marvel?

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>'The world isn't as simple as a straight white guy'
The fuck does that mean?

>writer: I want to confront the social matter of the current age and spit in the face of a sexist, misogynist culture that objectifies and victimises women
>artist: OK, I want to give her very large, hefty, big pendulous breasts

who was in the wrong here?

Theatre was better when actors were just considered entertaining degenerates.

Hell heah! #metoo #blm #notallmuslims #timesup #itstime

I can't imagine what Raimi must be thinking knowing this fag plays Spider-man

Good luck selling it in Asian markets. Hope chinks ban it.

Comic artists for being retards who can't draw anything except woman with big tits, big naked man with overdefined muscles with a thin paint layer on top to signify his "costume", and small naked man with overdefined muscles with a thin paint layer on top to signify his "costume".

Writer. At least with big tits, there will be at least people who will buy it. Going full political loses your already few audience who buy your shit.

Lol implying queers aren't immediately cruising every remotely attractive male as soon as they see them.

>he doesn't have hollywood trainers and doctors taking care of him while sipping california made french champagne in a Jacuzzi at a 6 star hotel
Just your typical white guy activities

I mean, I'm straight and even I'd probably fuck Jake if I'd had a few and the opportunity presented itself. Especially with his ottermode Mysterio look that he has in FFH. He's just a handsome motherfucker like that.

>'It is a perfect time, because one of the things that is compelling about the Marvel Universe moving forward is its focus on diversity.'
He's definitely been paid or otherwise instructed to say that. Thats studio exec talk if i've ever heard it

They've already released a 20 sec teaser
youtube.com/watch?v=_SKXU1u3dIo

>one of the things that is compelling about the Marvel Universe moving forward is its focus on diversity
Also what does this mean? What is diversity in this context and in terms of storytelling, and how are they gonna focus more on that?

As a kid my parents never lectured me about homosexuality, my gay uncles didn’t ever explicitly say they were gay they just acted like straight people but with male partners. So I’ve grown up normal and easy going, I don’t get the moral panic induced by gay people. So what if he’s gay?

>'The world isn't as simple as a straight white guy'
Straight white guys as comic books heroes are much more complex than any LGBTBBQWTFOMG character simply because their personalities, beliefs and ideals are fleshed out, they grow as a character, they are multi-dimensional and complex. All the non-straight characters, at least in the recent comics/movies, make the fact that they take it up their bum a cornerstone of their personality. Why do I care about gay characters doing gay things? That's very simple and shallow.

I remember the really fun report about the difficulty of covering up all the gay fag sex bruises of Tom's on the first Spidey set, that he couldn't stop getting used like a fuck toy and the poor makeup people had the Sisyphean task of making him not appear vile.

He’s so cute, I love his little white teeth and beautiful brown eyes. Better gay than getting screwed out of his money and DNA by a trashy thot.

Which is how it should be, Hollywood making films for international markets has ruined the quality.

Without a second thought. I’d be all over him in that gear like the Black Death.

We should tell them that’s what we want. Full on Weimar Republic stuff. At least the films would be entertaining.

Yeah because Maguire is so straight and conservative.

this, whenever i sense someone is gay other people automatically responds to me its because im gay aswell

they say "only gay people can sense gay people" Whatever that means

hollywood needs to be purged

With fire!!

Yeah he was hunting out aggressive men on grindr, I wonder if that’s why Chris Pratt was bullying him. There’s a clip of him getting an erection after his personal trainer hits him repeatedly with a medicine ball.

why cant tom demand that capcom makes spidey gay in the next movie?

How about an entertaining product that doesn't rely on checking diversity boxes to get attention?

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Being gay is a choice. I used to think I was gay, stopped watching porn and lifting weights and within a few months I was straight again.

How is their relationship in the movie? Total foes? Does Tom humiliate Jake in any way? I understand he gets killed.