I’VE SEEN THEOUGH ALL YOUR LIES SPIDERMAN, YOU WICKED WICKED DEVIL!

>I’VE SEEN THEOUGH ALL YOUR LIES SPIDERMAN, YOU WICKED WICKED DEVIL!

>AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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People are saying Tom Hardy (Eddie) was in post credits?
Is this true and does that mean venom is in the MCU now or am I seeing false claims

Yeah it's true. Multiverse is happening.

Just simpering control freaks, in big nerd packs, taking everything over, ruling everything. Becoming super heroes with weapons, tasering us for fun. I've had it with control freaks and scum! You people are cancer! Ugh!

Alright, I'm not in a good mood now. I start thinking about Peter Parker, that little chicken-neck, hopping around, little murdering eugenicist.

The Moustache and hair seem totally legit and not fake at all.

Think about all the classic Spider-Man stories that they could make films of. Yeah, they're not going to make them, instead everyone knows Peter is Spider-Man now.

>imagine thinking to cast him again and not have Toby show up as alternate universe spiderman

HE'S PLAYING ALEX JONES OH SHIT

Imagine how he walks too! Like a demonic elf! "I'm Spider-Man EH HEH HEH!!!!"

It's true. All of it.

i REFUSE to go along with this

They can get J.K. Simmons as J.J., but if they don't let him have the same energy he had in the Raimi trilogy it won't mean anything. He'll just be another soulless mcu character

no one really liked jjj in this movie desu. i dont know if because no one remembers (of even heard of) of because he's just another soulless mcu character

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I dont think a 10 minute monologue about the day of the rope is really appropriate for Marvel movies.

Dude my entire theater erupted in applause and hype, no idea what you are talking about

>ameritheatres
Can't you fat fucks just watch a movie in relative silence? Who the fuck applauds a movie?

didnt take him long to ditch his DC role, LOL!!

HE’S PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FREAKIN’ SPIDERS GAY!

>peter starts working for infowars
RAAAAAAAAAAIMMMMIIIIIIIIIIII

not the guy who you are replying to but i am an australian and everyone cheered in my theater too. it's weird, i have only ever seen people cheer and clap in infinity war, endgame and far from home. i think it's becoming a trend

Anyone found it a bit weird to have a 1 hour post credit scene of Jordan Peterson having a presentation? I dont see how that ties into the next phase.

how else are we supposed to show our approval

It's because Alex Jones did literally nothing wrong.

Youre a worthless retard

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>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I thought that was weird too. I don't even know why I stayed for all of it.

show to who you fucking consumerist retard?

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IM GOING TO WAR WITH YOU SPIDER MAN! THERE IS GOING TO BE BLOOD...politically speaking.

I would refuse to go to a cinema if it had Americans in it.

Damn he looks old as fuck

everyone cheered so loud that i couldn't even hear what he said

Maybe a younger generation that have grown up thinking being retarded is normal?

>OH WE'LL KEEP EM COMFSTABLE

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During endgame everyone cheered and clapped here
t. swede

Now this is a very confusing get

Why is there .NET logo behind him

They also eat food in the cinema

SNEET

Whats funny is this gave me flashbacks to Alex Jones Rises review where he talked about how hollywood is the enemy and they have the power to program the mind. And he always talked about how the deep state is out to silence him for telling the truth. This whole being deplatformed and now seeing himself referenced to this extent in the movie is only going to add further fuel to his and his followers own bullshit.

>is only going to add further fuel to his and his followers own bullshit.
>i-it's not really happening though, Alex is just crazy.

retard

Unironically one of the most kino scenes in movie history.
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kek

Exactly. They only just legitimized him. He lives rent free in there heads and I’m not even a fan.

It’s mostly nerd movies. Go to a non Star Wars or mcu showing, and you most likely won’t fund applause

>they're ripping off JJ being Alex Jones from the PS4 game
neat

if they wanted to silance and deplatform him, how come he's still out there on internet and comes up in google? you know that all it takes is for one guy to press one button and just dissapear all of him, right? but his there because this whole conspiracy makes no sense you're all dumb niggas

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if its happening hes a part of it

no u

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CAVE JOHNSON HERE

Yes. Also the government is making all the frogs gay

Why has he got hair in OP's pic but is bald in the clip?

Checkd

>SPIDERMAAAAAAAAAAN

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>euro
Hmm yes. I am of European descent.

Why couldn't they get him a wig? I like that he reprised his role but they couldn't have given him his iconic hairstyle? He even used a wig in the Raimi movies !

>Some guy leaks this last week
>baww this is shit
>movie confirms its true
>HOLY SHIT BASED

You people are stupid and full of shit.

Its because it's so surreal. I almost fainted from screaming loudly along with my theater.

Americans get really mad at people with 100% Euro DNA.

IM A HUMAN AND IM COMIN

>people star clapping
W-why?

?????
it's not even a conspiracy he's being deplatformed, dumbass.

Soon.

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I hope

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I hope not. Raimi Spiderman is fucking boring as shit

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Where are the pics of the cute muslimina in Peter's class?

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Fuck off faggot, I loved J.J. in this movie and I loved how J.K. Simmons was brought back to play him. No-one can play J.J. better than J.K. Simmons, in my opinion.

>2003
I bet they're both dead now.

too bad he's not playing JJ

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Some people experience feelings and like to express them. You europeans are so fucking dry and boring

LOL

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So it’s true?
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