Cough it up. Which one of you was this?

he was a big guy

>sneed chucklefucks will never get a story like this

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there's a brazzer's porno about bane. it's mainstream enough that it could be literally anyone.

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>A guy I last saw a month ago would quote Sneed while fucking (formerly feeding). He was also HUGE. Both his dick and his gucci loafers. We would be fucking and sucking and he'd say things like "This car was made in guatemala!"/"Well la-di-da mr. park avenue manicure". I'd have to press my head into the pillow to die because I didn't get it. Once for the entire hour he just had me repeat "Sneed's feed and seed" to which he'd reply "Formerly Chuck's", which he told me is very based and redpilled.

>2019
>still going to adult prostitutes

>make whore quote bane scene for your amusement
>she falls in love with you despite you being a fat loser
so this is the power of nolan

>Sneedsters will never crash a plane in France

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>imagine having sneed living seedfree in your feed

Formerly Iberia.

damn well I've lost weight since then at least, in my dick, that is

> “I have two types of clients, people who want an intimate encounter and people who are working out psychological issues for themselves. Sometimes these two things cross over and sometimes they don’t. I had one client who was so insecure about his body that he wanted to watch me with another client beforehand so that he ‘wouldn’t do it wrong’. I ended up getting my boyfriend who’s totally cool with exhibitionism to pose as a client and we had a pretty hot sex session, apparently too hot. The poor client was so intimidated by what good sex looked like that that was the last time I saw him.”

>Escort
>Boyfriend

I would say that I harbor doubt about this, but it's 2019 and I just can't disbelieve it.

Bane posters confirmed for humongous cocks

fucking (presently feeding) based

plane scene was such a good, long lived meme
unlike that sneed spam

the erection rises

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nice underlining you flaming homo

it's how white guys pull pimping. just be a deadbeat who lives off a woman fucking for cash while you feign interest and get sex for free

>Yea Forums
>huge dick

That reminds me of the episode of THE GIRL'S GUIDE TO DEPRAVITY where the neighbor and her boyfriend go to some cinema doing a special showing of THE MATRIX and when they get home and start fucking they incessantly call each other Neo and Trinity and the entire time the chick waving her arms out slowly and leaning around as if in bullet time.

S02 wasn't as good but S01 was kino as hell.

think op was asking who's pretending to be the whore.

100% it was on reddit and it was actually an user from here

Looks like we aren't all incels after all

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Anyone else think sex is so weird, like in the middle of it you can just have a conversation with the person.
>moan
>moan
>moan
>Hey want to get food at this?
>Yeah sure
>moan
>moan
Like what the fuck

kek

damn it's almost like most things in that it doesn't stop you from being a person (I'm referring here to non-autists, not you in particular)

That's such a power move
Wtf
I'm impressed
Why not
>Here comes the pain
>Easy on the Pepsi, Fuller

>askreddit

Wow some fuckwit on Reddit made up some obviously fake bullshit. Who the fuck cares, better yet why the fuck are you reading a BLOG about SECONDHAND REDDIT SHIT? Yikes.

Checkmate trannies!

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Not really weird when you consider stopping mid sex to say shit out of context ruins the mood.

Also as an aside I'm going to make my wife quote the entire dark knight bane scene next time we have sex. I will be Bane.

I am going to hire two escorts and have them reenact the Feed and Seed scene while they lick my balls

That's a pretty nice Benjamin Franklin cosplay

Fucking kek. I’m low-key famous now. And the whole world now knows that fat fuck though I am, at least I’m packing.

>i dont get it, you want me to call you sneed?
>y-y-y-yeah its a hidden joke in an episode of the simpsons
>like the cartoon?
>yeah but its really popular on this board i visit about movies and tv, everyone laughs whenever i post it
>here you can have your money back
Thats right, sneedfags pay before getting sex.

SNEEDCHADS don't need to pay for sex like Bane losers

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Best post on this board right now

Or the escort created an anonymous account just to post that story so they thought of a username related to the story.

>white
ecstatic and elated

I've only had sex with one person but it was very impulsive and there was no love at all and frankly the whole thing felt robotic and my dick didn't even feel that good.

Is sex with a hooker any better? I imagine it's equally as loveless and robotic.

Classic banechad

It's obvious PR for that shitty batman movie you fucking retards

h*ve s*x

>largemanhooker
>vagina

what did he mean by this?

I don't want to have sex. I was born into a fucked up family that is in the Knights Templar (Knights of Columbus) on one side, and Freemasonry on the other side.

Both cults are essentially the same and although they will shill and say it's all for brotherly love or some faggot shit like that, in reality, the cults are just a way to keep the devil(s) alive on earth in new bodies.

The way they collect bodies varies.. They do this through buying souls and killing anyone dumb enough to join the cult - possessing their corpses and living in them indefinitely until they die - stealing a life.

They also use sacrifices to keep their zombies alive longer, and child sacrifices so that a demon can come back and live as a child - sick shit.

Out of a family of five, my father is a devil puppeteered by Satan, and my older sister and mother are devils puppeteered by the antichrist; my younger sister and I are the only people alive in our household.

We were made sure to be raised as atheists growing up, told not to believe, and when I became a Muslim, I was thrown out of the house, and they tried to kill me in a hospital (list actually goes on lol).

These niggas are probably the sole reason why Hell exists.