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dumb burger

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that guy is pretty cool

Why would you criticize food, when some people don't even get to eat something daily?

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Nobody cares about Africans

All pizza is good. Except the one with chocolate or ananas or banana

For the last time retard, the cowboy burger patty was overshooting the entire bun by over an inch. The issue was not that it was too tall, it was that you couldn't even take a bite and get anything but patty

Are there any bigger autists than food critics?

perfect 'za

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Gordon's opinion is usually shit and he's long proven he has no idea what the fuck he's talking about, but this pizza is a mess. Like 11 pieces of sausage on a pizza the size of a car tire with half cooked dough and a brick of shitty cheese melted on a thin paste of ragu.

Do you get a burger just for the bread?

No. There was absolutely nothing wrong with the cowboy burger, it was the hamburger in its purest form. Gordon was just being a fucking faggot.

Been on this website for 8 years and nothing triggers me more than this webm
Fucking hypocrite

why is he so intellectually dishonest, Yea Forumsbros?

It's called showbusiness, you schmucks. It's the reason he's a millionaire and you're not.

LOOK AT THE LENGTH OF THAT KNIFE

SHITS JUST IMPRACTICAL

I could be a millionaire too, but I'm not willing to compromise my moral values for money.

what gordon is doing is destroying an entire nation's cuisine

The difference is that gordon makes his burger patty fit the bun, while the other burger has such a massive brick of meat that it's impossible for him to take a first bite that contains all of the ingredients.

I get a hamburger for the whole burger. If I just wanted a mouthful of hamburger meat I wouldn't order a burger, I'd order a patty and nothing else

>doesn't like thick pizza
Probably because he can't get a thick girl

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THEY'RE NOT CRAP AND THEY'RE DELICIOUS

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what's worse than the rape allegations, the hypocrisy

Even if the pizza was good it would be kind of a rip off to get 2-3 pieces of sausage on a single slice

That's why you're poor you dummy. Morality is for the herd.
You have to break some eggs to make an omlette.

> that guy who claims right mogs left

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just unhinge your jaw idiots

I like my 'zas with more bread, Gordon doesn't fucking understand that consumers have different preferences and you can't force a biased "ideal" onto them.

BASED AMY GIVING GORDO THE BUSINESS RIGHT BACK

DELUSION GAME STRONG

GORDON SHITTERS OUT. BASED AMY WINS AGAIN

looks tasty af and I'm French

Gordon chose the THIN Crust.

keeping eye contact with the reporter while he does it is kind of impressive

left is a classic busty beauty
right is 'girl from the history class you see once a week you find kinda cute'

God tier ‘ca’ ‘za, he doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

He ordered the thin crust and it was still that big, and still raw dough in the middle.

Not everyone knows that a katana and a tachi are handled differently so this guy is definitely based.

they are

>calling pizza a pie
cringe

It still baffles me why people make burgers this way.

Fucking RIP.

A thin piece of pita with some tomato sauce on top does not count as a good (or even real) pizza, user.

>one topping
Might as well just eat fucking cheese toast.

>top burger has a tiny bun
>bottom burger has a perfectly sized bun

How can you people not get this?

I love amerimutts calling gordan a bad chef because he hates their disgusting pizza.
For sure a three michellin starred chef doesn't know what he is on about

>michelin
since when do bongs care about frenchies?

>i'm a fat fuck so let me tell you how and why burgers should be that big

its not pita and theres more than just sauce,
im not saying american pizza is bad but its not "pizza" its more like meat and cheese pie with sauce

More like a few days

Since we're talking about burger cuisine here, what is the correct way to construct a burger? I've always put the patty on the bottom, but I see put it at the top.

WHAT DOES A SHITTY TIRE COMPANY KNOW ABOUT FOOD ANYWAY LMAO

BASED CONTINENTAL OR BRIDGESTONE 2BH

MOGGED

>what is the correct way to construct a burger
Just the patty, no buns, no veges.

I have this quite often, actually. It's even better if the meat is cold.

I've heard that the patty is supposed to go on top, and the fixings under it. Heat goes up, so if you put the lettuce on top of the patty you end up getting limp lettuce because it cooks it

kek

>brown eyes
>blonde
Please explain how.

Me on the far right with my gay friend

How do you counter this guy when he keeps spamming missing kid into perfect storm?

I haven't eaten in 4 days (no hunger for some reason)

>A good burger should stick to the basics
>It doesn't need too many ingredients
>Smashed patties

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They are different genes you retard

he can't even make a proper burger

[distorted violin sound]

see

FUCKING HYPOCRITE HACK

[CYMBAL CRASH]
[WATERPHONE NOISES]
[interview shot of person describing what just happened in different words]

can someone please describe this webm I can't see it on my iPhone

because he has a thin dick lol

Buy a phone that isn't made by Mattel™

Why did he add cum on his burgers?

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Obviously by using a better sword and style. AKA European Long Sword with a mix of German and Italian styles.

To be fair, it reminds us of tartiflette which is great food. I'm not so sure about the pizza though.

Royal guard into killer bee jump cancelling.

he's not a hypocrite because he cut his burgers in half before serving and they didn't

Just buy a loaf of bread instead

>those episodes where he cooks with his kids

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i'e been to shittier looking restaurants that had great food

THATS HOW FASTING WORKS
HUNGER COMES IN WAVES THEN FUCKS OFF

YOU ARE WELL INTO AUTOPHAGY

IVE DONE A WEEK BUT NO LONGER, REMEMBER TO STAY HYDRATED BUT NO SUGARS JUICES OR YOU BLOW IT

>Europoors put sauce and cheese on a tortilla and call it a pizza
Way to butcher an American favorite.

>world renowned chef cant cut a burger in half
Hack indeed.

Gordo is just mad retarded and yells for gays

RIP hero

if you seriously can't tell the difference between the structure between those burgers and that triggers you then fucking die of stroke retard.

ROIGHT, LISTEN UP YEA?
FOOK AMY
FOOK RAJ
FOOK FROZEN FOOD
AND FOOK NIGGERS

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this is your brain on interracial porn

It's called 'za and it was RAW

Look how fast he cut the sides of his fedora off.

fucking sauce on left, jesus christ

Wheres the part he adds 3 tons of butter on the buns?

if she has brown hair then that means one of her parents was a nigger meaning those genes shouldn't survive

I bet she fucks like a locomotive.

>let's starve him to death, then we will see what he's willing to eat
ok

desu that pizza looks like fucking garbage. The crust is way too thick, when he pulls the piece apart it doesn't look wholly cooked, the dough/toppings ratio is terribly lopsided to dough, and the sausages look like the shriveled freeze dried dogshit you'd find on Pizza Hut.

>the traditional and authentic way pizzas were first ever made on this planet are not real pizzas

Pizza as we know it comes from Naples, regardless of what you think pizza should be pizza from Naples is the real and best pizza. I bet you love Domino's.

Dagos were a mistake.

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Naples style pizza is pretty good, but American style pizza is a different entity and also good. Naples pizza is real food rather than fast food.

One Bite everyone knows the rules.
>Thick
>massive flop
>doughy

3.8

>left: confident smug
>right: :|

rip sweet prince

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'ca 'za?

You don't have to look at it to sheathe it. He's guiding it with his thumb. And the flourish is easy, it just looks good.

COLORADA

Have sex.

/ck/ autism

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The part that annoys me the most is his faggot smile he keeps making as he "tries" to eat it

>Thinking all pizza is good.
Know how I can tell you’re from a flyover state?

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You can’t put too much under the patty because the juices will just pool/dribble off. From bottom to top: cheese melted on, then onion ring, then tomato slice, then lettuce. Mayo/mustard on bottom bun, ketchup/sriracha on top one. Everything has to be flat enough to fit in your gaping maw.

I don't need to have sex, I'm a published food critic

testicles

pressdemocrat.com/news/6070825-181/fifth-person-dies-in-clear?sba=AAS

>The lake’s latest victim is Kenneth Anthony Jacintho, 30
>Jacintho was kayaking near Austin Park with a 16-year-old girl when their boat overturned, dumping them into the water, Brooks said.
>hey were on their way to an island to practice using a sword when rough waves turned the kayak sideways, then knocked it over, the girl told authorities.

>The girl told officers that Jacintho was swimming back toward the kayak, then yelled “no” before disappearing under the surface, Brooks said.

d-did something grab him?