5 of YouTube's top ASMRtists discover the ultimate way to eat REESE Peanut Butter Cups in this weird and wonderful...

My favourite ASMR category is virtual barber videos.
Dana ASMR's most recent one was great.
youtube.com/watch?v=P0l8LY8z0rk

>5 of YouTube's top ASMRtists discover the ultimate way to eat Reese Witherspoon
I'd rather watch that

This is some creepy shit. Just brainwashing to make you wanna buy reeses

God, i hate zoomers

>It's fucking real
youtube.com/watch?v=bwrJZrGmsc0

what the fuck

This makes me irrationally irritated and anxious.

Huh okay its free thought they were gonna show it in theaters or something but this is it ? an hour of 5 people whispering?

Yeah that's neat and all, but does anyone have any new(started 2019) or rare(less than 10k subs) waifus to share?

Just started
youtube.com/channel/UC_ySAGh53f9jqft8yJLuTDQ

Poster makes me think of buttsex desu

Post your ASMRfu with your favorite video by them. Bonus points if it includes feet!

youtube.com/watch?v=dUFD_P4Quag

the sound quality is awful. the crinkling sound is literal ear rape

Gibi ASMR is fucking awesome, but the Reese ASMR movie did her no justice.

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youtube.com/watch?v=7fjFg2-QSao

ankle bracelet makes me go crazy

protip, it's an ad

>ASMR

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I feel like I'm actually having a stroke looking at this and thinking about it.

>ASMR by any female over age 16
yeah... nah

>ASMR by any female
yikes

>being a literal faggot

thicc!

>listening to females on purpose

that's some bullshit, i watch ASMR exams to help me sleep but companies and exploiting this now, can't say i blame them but this is just weird and i can't see how anyone would enjoy listening to this

Capitalism in its PUREST form

>brainwash

cope more fatass

Why do Amerisharts put butyric acid (i.e. the main ingredient in vomit) into their chocolate?

Where's the two Asian girls that eat ice cream and stuff ASMR?

To make it sour

Which ones?

i made a thread when this first released. it was originally only available on crave tv which essentially meant you had to pay for a streaming subscription just to watch an 80 minute ad.

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Wait why isn't it plural? They're called Reese's.

What does asmr mean

Why do europoors let Muslims fuck their wife?

are they pointing at an asshole

It's a movie about family... and impacted bowels.

Michelob ultra made an asmr commercial too

youtu.be/LXmlN9BAddg

I find this weird as fuck because I view asmr in the same light that I view porn in. They're videos meant to provide stimulation to people who can't find others to provide it for them. Can you imagine what kind of ads companies would make if they started incorporating hardcore pornography into them?

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Any fart asmr channels?

what is asmr

gf simulators

>youtu.be/uLFaj3Z_tWw
*blocks your path*

Not so fa(s)t Americans.

Late Stage Capitalism: The Movie

this. I also wonder if this is some weird psi-op to further dull the masses and basically hypnotize (or if you're more of a lizard person/heaven hell type; cast a spell of some sort) the population into further complacency

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It's brain tingles. Some people get them from certain outside stimuli. It's not scientific at all, but some community built around the pseudo-science of attempting to understanding it and named it ASMR to sound more legit. Now it's become another meaningless term for nonsense whispering videos by people trying to cash in on the craze and people watching/listening to it for completely different reasons. The weird thing about it all is it's a legit thing and I get the effects being around people eating food if I'm relaxed, but fuck if anyone knows what it's about or ever will with this mainstream nonsense.

Also this .

It makes my brain feel nice. It's pretty much a sensory drug. Kind of addicting too, I realize I've become somewhat reliant on it to feel relaxed so I have cut back on listening to it. I've never fapped to it, I don't really get turned on by it in that way in general (there are the ones that are basically porn and I don't count those and don't really watch them).

I HAVE TINNITUS, MOTHERFUCKER
how was the brainwashing

>first video
>jumps right into it
BOLD

ASMR is a placebo meme for retards.

Why do people who can't feel the tingles always get so butthurt about it.

They say there's no wrong way to eat a Reese's. Yeah, says the guy who didnt shove a Reese's up his ass

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Sorry, I only watch real ASMR kino

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How does Reeses even generate sound? The wrapper, I guess, but eating one isn't noisy.

i read it in his voice and laughed. thanks.

He really goes all out and I respect his efforts but I just feel gay listening to deliberate male ASMR. I do get something similar to ASMR when listening to SteveMRE though.

I hate that after reading this I knew what the image was without clicking it.

Try MassageASMR, he is pretty fucking awesome. He's just trying to relax you, no overdramatic acting and no trying to pander to females.

Despite

Reminder than asmr is used with hypnosis and brainwashing since people sleep to it when the mind is weaker.
after analyzing the movie it seems the there is brainwashing to make people think reese's is good.

>muh tingles
>every big ASMR channel is just a woman pretending to be your gf

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Did you just want an excuse to post that picture. Anyway tingles are definitely real and I don't listen to the pretend girlfriend stuff mostly.

3.7/10 on imdb

>Watch this soulless ASMR advert when you could be watching this soulful ASMR advert

youtube.com/watch?v=uLFaj3Z_tWw

>literally got blacklisted by the asmr community for spitting straight facts about his viewership.

What a shame. Dude is commited as hell he deserves more.

This, with the ammount of chinese channel doing ASMR and just the overall subject matter of most of those videos, it's like audible soja, the whole movement really has me paranoid.

a man needs a name boy

>No frivvy fox

DROPPED

CherryCrush collab when?

Holy fucking what.

those are big
what's wrong with her mouth though. it looks like she's keeping something in her cheeks like a hamster

All this technology at our disposal and all we come up with is degenerated trash and remakes. Nuke this gen.

do people find those girls attractive?

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Chewing noises are fucking disgusting. A whole movie of that just seems vomit inducing.

Reese's would be so much better if they were made with chocolate.

>being gay

>no GentleWhispers

Dropped

explain?

DUDE TINGLES BRO omg the sensations I FEEL from watching my favorite asmr thot is so RELAXING and SOOTHING for my chronic depression and my ANXIETY BRO like omg ya just gotta donate to her patreon cause idk man the TINGLES

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He basically complained about how his views aren't that high despite putting in effort cause he wasn't a woman that could show off his tits for easy views. I'm sure you can imagine the rest

>He basically complained about how his views aren't that high despite putting in effort cause he wasn't a woman that could show off his tits for easy views.
KWAB