I swear, that submarine movie went on for like four hours

>i swear, that submarine movie went on for like four hours....

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>he kept muttering about Raimi doing it better

This is exactly how I imagine women talking.

Me too

>and then the skinny guy asked the irishman if they were brothers. it made no sense, they weren't even related

>he kept calling me a city slicker

>He said that not paying for movies makes him smarter!

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>This is exactly how I imagine women talking.

Why don't you talk to one instead of imagine, you incel in a website bubble

>Hi user! What movie will we watch today? And hey, not another boat movie okay? [snickers]

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Women are plebs. Men have sexier feet.

i have never shown a woman a movie because i have never been close enough to one to do so

I'm scared

Gorgeous ass but her face is a bit fucked up.

don't talk to me like that you stupid bitch I think we'll be watching Jaws

This thread doesn't pass the Bechamel test.

You know Titanic is technically a boat movie. We won't be watching it, as I've already selected the 1962 version of "Mutiny on the Bounty." But you should be more careful with generalizations in the future.

How do I talk to women?? I've tried everything from "hello" to smelling their feet

1935 version is far better

Just be yourself :)

DAS BOOT NIGGA AYYYY

*To other women
Sorry autist that was rude of me for not clarifying for you please don't fly into a fit of rage.

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We'll be watching that next week and then discussing what aspects of which we preferred and why. Also anyone who says "colour" is going to have to watch Master and Commander with me, in costume for the third time.

Idk man, throwing yourself on the floor and licking their shoes usually works, maybe you are not doing it right

what is it with women and their hatred for boat movies

I wanna see the boat movie

>Batman v. Superman at my place. The Ultimate Edition of course.

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>implying women want to talk to me
they're already pissed when I'm in the same room as them

fuck off literal chad

>How do I talk to women??
treat them like your bros, girls love that shit

All these mixed signals:

1. Take me for who I am!
>fake hair color
>plucked eyebrows
>make up in layers

2. Stop objectifying me!
>form fitting pants to promote the hindquarters
>short jacket to promote the hindquarters

3. I'm not your sexual plaything!
>displays to broadcast and elicit a sexual response
>promotes sexual interest

4. You're so sexist!
>limits social circle to females except when seeking a sexual partner

>when we were watching the final episode he just kept saying aghh over and over again

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they're not doing that for you, when you express sexual interest in them it creeps them out because you're unattractive
also
>listening to what roasties say

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why do you want to talk to sluts in the first place wtf

well that is how they talk

a bit condescending and mockingly, not taking anything they say seriously, like how you would talk to your little sister

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oi ya stupid fookin cunt

>talking to woman is considered as literal chad on this board