I'd rather see long scenes with proper pacing and showing maximum details, with minimal cuts of course...

>I'd rather see long scenes with proper pacing and showing maximum details, with minimal cuts of course, for three hours than a movie with short scenes, shitty pacing and fuck ton of cuts for an hour and a half. Miss with that gay modern film shit because I'm putting on the Dollars Trilogy and you're gonna sit their and watch this with me. Give me your fucking phone, I'm going to be watching you to see if you're actually watching the movie. I want to be able to discuss these films once we go order some delivery later. What do you want? Chinese? No, actually fuck that shit. We're watching an Italian classic so I'm gonna order from Mario's. I'm ordering a calzone and if your fatass wants a pizza, you're gonna have to pay for it yourself. I ain't wasting my money on someone who fucking thinks Wreck it Ralph 2 was good. Fucking sub 100 IQ mouth breathing trash. Your probably excited for that jacobs ladder remake. God, I hate it not just because the guy is black but because it doesn't even look like jacobs ladder. You can't copy some fucking iconic scenes and rewrite the entire story and call it a remake. Jesus christ you probably are on your knees begging to suck whoevers cock comes out of hollywood. You are the reason why the fucking movie industry has gone to shit. You know about the Good, Bad and the Ugly yet you can't even name the other two movies in the trilogy? God fuck you. You probably don't even know this shit is basically dubbed. Yea thats fucking right. Try dubbing a movie to this perfection in the fucking 60's. Ok enough talk, I'm getting this masterpiece on my HD 4K TV thats on the wall. Do you have a TV thats on the wall? Thats what I fucking thought. Don't fucking touch me you fucking peasant. Look at the fucking TV. Look at how fucking chad Blondie is. Do you think you are even 5% of the man he is? Of course not you waste of oxygen. Now please, lets stop talking because I want you to see what happens when you make fun of Blondies mule.

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>tl;dr

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>And by the way, yes, The Prisoner of Azkaban is the best Harry Potter movie.

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Yet I still don't understand why Harry refused Snape's help, nor why he trusted a guy that was supposed to be a criminal, but that's part of the greatness of that movie.

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>Harry Potter? Yea that movie series was for girls and guys that were secretly gay. I fucking watched star wars growing up

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>Excuse me? The early Harry Potter movies were peak comfy.

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>I will not deny the comfyness of the Harry Potter films. I'm a reasonable guy, not an autist

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>I love jumpscares, how could you tell?

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why do you like them, mr chad?

>because reddit hates it, of course

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that seems sort of childish, to dislike something just because people you find repulsive like it. should you not judge all things on their own merits?

>muscle man good
NPC

>that seems sort of childish, to dislike something just because people you find repulsive like it. should you not judge all things on their own merits?

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>that seems sort of childish, to dislike something just because people you find repulsive like it. should you not judge all things on their own merits?

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indubitably
how lugubrious, and yet, at once, wholly magnanimous.

>indubitably
>how lugubrious, and yet, at once, wholly magnanimous.

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>indubitably
>how lugubrious, and yet, at once, wholly magnanimous.

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how clandestine.
since the dawn of man, deorsumversion has enveloped our own ideals of self. quite hegelian of us, no?

>how clandestine.
>since the dawn of man, deorsumversion has enveloped our own ideals of self. quite hegelian of us, no?

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>how clandestine.
>since the dawn of man, deorsumversion has enveloped our own ideals of self. quite hegelian of us, no?

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ha ha
look upon me, beseecheth mine own self for those who are themselves beseeched by me. i believe it was ovid who first exposed the augend and the addend of humanity, and since then we have all been consumed by the viscosity of the collective unconscious. the spiritus mundi of our days is that of the amatorcultist, no?

>My post best post

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>ha ha
>look upon me, beseecheth mine own self for those who are themselves beseeched by me. i believe it was ovid who first exposed the augend and the addend of humanity, and since then we have all been consumed by the viscosity of the collective unconscious. the spiritus mundi of our days is that of the amatorcultist, no?

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why yes, my farts smell like chinese food, how could you tell?

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>I fucking love slow pace movies

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