Wish I had a relationship lke Jim and Pam from The Office

>Wish I had a relationship lke Jim and Pam from The Office

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B O N K

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You're most certainly not a woman so odds are you're larping or a transexual, either way, politely fuck off.

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You want to get wined and dined by Jim but fucked by Roy. I have you clocked, roastie. Roastie! Cunt! CUNT!

>Wish I had a relationship lke Jim and Pam from The Office

So does Jenna Fischer

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Except you're a man OP.
And you aggresivly suck 30 cocks per day.
And you wonder why you don't have that relationship.

I still don't get why she's dressed up as the girl from Dragon Quest 8

DEAR JIM
I WROTE YOU BUT YOU STILL AIN'T CALLIN
I LEFT MY FAX, MY EMAIL AND MY HOMEPHONE AT THE BOTTOM

Based.

pigtails are gross

>not fucking her like a harley davidson

Noooo. Delete this please!

In the real world, Jim would be me too'd faster than grass through a goose.

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Handsome guys don't get me too'd.

Fuck off roastie

I've never had sex with a motorcycle, what's that like?

They are.

explain James Franco then

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>when relationship is just like popular media i consume

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I really want to blogpost about something right now but idk if anyone would consider it worth reading.

>We could be like Beauty and the Beast. What do ya say, wanna be my beast?

Me on the left

sure do

Explain Harvey

You're a fucking moron

They get metoo'd when they reject some roastie

Shekels

>Im a pathetic fuck of a human who wishes I could meet someone who would dump an amazing catch to be with my unmotivated floating ass

women

OH DAMN HOW AM I SUPPOS TO SEND THUS SHIT OUT?
*car crashes into lake*

come to think of it.. dam man... it was you....

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