This was my first exposure to blatant sexuality and big boobies as a young lad, we weren't allowed to have internet, and no cable tv.
This was my first exposure to blatant sexuality and big boobies as a young lad, we weren't allowed to have internet...
Dominic Harris
Juan Martin
sneed
Eli Wood
Do people still go to Hooters? How is it?
Matthew Wright
ok
Mason Barnes
looks like she was well fed
Isaiah Martinez
Luke Price
I used to jerk off to a simpsons comic where some foreigner with big tits moved in
Camden Green
I'd suck and fuck her
Nolan Thompson
food is shit, service is worse, beer is warm, atmosphere is atrocious and smiles are as fake as the breasts
i love it
Jackson Long
Sneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
Christopher Richardson
sneed
Ethan Adams
SNEED
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Josiah Flores
Sounds alittle like Chuck’s
Juan Campbell
Do people still go to Chuck’s Fuck and Suck? How is it?
Kayden James
This was my first exposure to blatant SNEED, we weren't allowed to have FEED and no SEED
Justin Rogers
Sneed feed and seed
Ryder Davis
>food is shit, service is worse, beer is warm, atmosphere is atrocious and smiles are as fake as the breasts
damn i always assumed it was a good time. like im too autistic to go myself but i always assumed it was filled with laid back stacies and semi chads who were all in on the joke.
youre negative description hit me pretty hard bro i wasnt ready for or expecting this
Dominic Allen
Might go there in a day or two just on the prospect that it isn't doing so good because millennials prefer asses.
Anthony Reyes
It's closed. It became Sneed's Feed and Seed.
Nicholas Lopez
It isn't doing well because
a) Most random sluts show more tits than hooter's waitresses
b) Chads do not need to go to a specific place to pick up waitresses
c) Incels are more blackpilled than before and they know the best they can do is to ignore women
d) Sneed
Dylan Scott
Hunter Williams
Go to Twin Peaks instead.
Andrew Hall
ngl i'd love to suck on those
Robert Hernandez
I unironically watched Futurama on our 2nd TV away from everyone in my house, I lay flat on the couch on my tummy and pushed my penis between the couch cushions and humped the couch.
It was very good.
Too many episodes of sexy characters in that show for my pre-pubescent mind to handle.
Nicholas Perry
ngl i'd love to seed on those
Jose Young
Did she work at chuck's before it had to be changed to sneed's?
Chase Roberts
BASED
Jordan Thomas
>Feedarama
Asher Lee
I've been there once for a girl's birthday, was pretty mad we got a black mutt waitress.
Asher Cruz
is Sneed hotdogging her between her legs, or is he fucking her vag/ass and she has her own penis?
Luke Garcia
I used to lie down and hump things like that during puberty. Like the lingerie section in the JC Pennies catalogs.
Nicholas Long
how old are you? 15?
Jose Rivera
Hotdogging. He is denying her his seed
Samuel Hughes
Shadman?
Ryder Fisher
pic related
Brayden Flores
Sneed digits. Checked Formerly Chucked
Anthony Bell
Nathan Rivera
Landon Russell
Sneedman
Luis Roberts
Anyone remember that your dick frothed a lot more when you were just starting to masturbate?
My dick still froths if I take time off and abstain but it's just no the same, and doesn't smell as pungent.
I guess what I'm saying is I understand why older women statutory rape young boys.
Joseph Ortiz
Brandon Adams
i dont think women pay for fake boobs just to work at hooters
Jason Parker
what a shitty bartender, shes spilling everywhere
Gavin Richardson
froth? Like you'd get horny and this weird cum foam would seep out of your dick hole? No, I don't remember that.
Tyler Peterson
Brandon Hall
Women who pay for their own boobjobs aren't gonna find any other work.
Anthony Lee
Formerly alive
Jackson Diaz
I did that once and got so horny I started pissing all over the lingerie ad, all over the bitche's face and body and my bed making a mess and I didn't even give a fuck
Julian Thompson
I haven't been there in a few years but it was fun visiting every month back in college with my dormmates, we used to challenge each other to Three Mile Island wing eating challenges.
Michael Harris
or suck?
Luis Myers
>cutfags
Cameron Williams
circumcised?
I'm uncut and I get froth on the head if I'm really horny.
Chase Nguyen
What?
Robert Foster
>vagaina and dick in one body
user, you need to stop sneeding hentai
Joshua Gutierrez
Brayden Lopez
Not that user but I'm uncut and never got that. I think what you're talking about is pre-cum. Glad I don't have that too. No condoms for this guy.
Levi Flores
I love when my mom does this.
Jayden Williams
precum isn't actually cum, you can't get pregnant from it.
The only danger with precum is if you cum and then don't piss between having sex again, because then sperm can travel in the precum.
Precum itself doesn't contain sperm by default.
Zachary Moore
Leo Perry
Zachary Bell
Tyler Williams
Logan Gonzalez
Tattoo
Connor Clark
Jack Scott
I actually did go to a lesbian bar once. They thought I was too young to be there although I wasn't, but they let me hang out there anyway. The gay bar thought I was and kicked me out for sure but the lesbians took me in.
also sneed
Isaac Brown
Andrew Cox
Joshua Turner
I always find it amusing to think of some complete day-old newfag arriving on Yea Forums, seeing a Simpsons thread, clicking in looking for some discussion, and just being baffled.
Josiah Parker
I've never once been and had a waitress that actually had hooters. I think my last one had A cups smashed together in the bra for fuck's sake.
Wings are pretty shit anyway. Go to Tilted Kilt.
Charles Martinez
>being this new
Only oldfags spam "Sneed".
Brandon Green
Nice reading comprehension there
Matthew Cruz
This, Tilted Kilt has hot chicks in skirts and decent food.
Luke Bell
I'm spilling my seed to her eveywhere.
Benjamin Lopez
Nolan Hall
Chuck’s is better than all three
James Reyes
Owen Morales
>complete day-old newfag
>old
Nice spelling retard
Thomas Evans
I fucking hate this meme but I'll admit this is a solid edit
Joshua Gutierrez
Huh?
Samuel Fisher
post more simpsons qts
Liam Ortiz
Blake White
How bout this one
Henry Taylor
Liam Watson
>Huh? Huh? Huh?
Robert Nguyen
Season 14 was the peak
Jonathan Lewis
please delete that picture of me
Xavier Allen
Jordan Hughes
No, I'm going back to lewdposting.
Charles Wilson
Lincoln Garcia
>post more simpsons qts
Here's one
Ryan Jackson
Hunter White
Jackson Thompson
More like you feed to seed more hentai
Grayson Carter
Ayden Rivera
Josiah Rodriguez
Michael Foster
Andrew Nelson
Dylan Taylor
Cooper Morris
sounds like you sneed to go to a doctor
Christian Perry
Jayden Turner
Liam Barnes
Jace Butler
Janny don't care.
Easton Gomez
Evan Green
just watched this episode last night, she made my pp hard.
Jonathan Mitchell
Dylan Smith
uhh based!
Justin Lewis
Josiah Edwards
¡Ay, caramba!
Chase Collins
Andrew Jackson
Hudson Thomas
Chase Reyes
Luke Peterson
fancy German car is Guatemalan, gucci loafers are from a hobo, a Park Avenue manicure because they believe in good grooming, soil pH is up around 9.6 when it should be 7-8 max, and planting gummy bears instead of seed
I love it.
Cooper Clark
Dominic Richardson
Brandon Price
Eli Rogers
Michael Green
Josiah Howard
I dated a Hooters waitress (and Hustler model), she said all the his were super catty bitches that constantly tore each other apart and destroyed each other's property behind the scenes.
So I guess that means they're just regular women.
Thomas Kelly
Aaron Allen
Justin Cooper
Zachary Moore
Post Sneed. We must outnumber the boobs.
Ethan Martin
Lucas Ortiz
Anthony Williams
Brandon Ramirez
Daniel Rodriguez
Tyler Sanders
Someone post the edit.
John Rivera
Aaron Brown
Grayson Cox
Christopher Johnson
Juan Anderson
Aaron Long
Blake Scott
Carter Flores
Lucas Lopez
i love the duality of this, its like yin and yang
Asher Parker
Grayson Brown
Lucas Baker
Aiden Wilson
Jayden Perez
more like sneed and chuck
Jordan Nelson
Jacob Rogers
Easton Ortiz
Carson Watson
Robert Morgan
Luke Sanders
Wyatt Nguyen
based
Dylan Howard
Colton Evans
Lincoln Perry
Bentley Hill
I want to be the very best,
At planting feed and seed
And then take a long, long rest,
And celebrate at Sneed’s
I will sow seed across the land,
Checking pH as well
And making sure that Sneed ain’t banned
Or we’ll send Janny to hell
Feed and Seed! Formerly Chuck’s (Fuck and Suck)
It’s Chuck and Sneed
I know it’s a redpilled meme
Feed and Seed!
Oh, it’s 9.6
But it needs to be 8 max
Feed and Seed! Formerly Chuck’s (Fuck and Suck)
A meme so based
This height is what we’ve chased
You post Sneed
I’ll post it too
Feed and Seed!
Gotta dab on Moe!
Gotta dab on Moe!
Feed and Seed!
Nathan Evans
sneed
FUCK JANNIES AND FUCK NIGGERS
Aiden Robinson
Brody Johnson
Trying to fight the good fight
Jose Fisher
I want my... I want my Feed and Seed
I want my... I want my Feed and Seed
I want my... I want my Feed and Seed
I want my... I want my Feed and Seed
Now look at them farmers - that's the way you do it
You sit out front of the Feed And Seed
They ain't comfy - that's the way you do it
Money for Chuckin' and your chicks for Sneed
They ain't comfy - that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't cringe
Maybe janny knows he cannot stop the Sneedposts
Maybe Moeposter's ass just got singed
We gotta grow us some tomacco
At the former Simpson’s place
We got to overcome superstition
We gotta lower our soil pH
The city-slicker with the loafers and the manicure
He likes good groomin' and he sure don't care
That city-slicker got a fancy German car
That city-slicker planting Gummy bears
We gotta grow us some tomacco
At the former Simpson place
We got to overcome superstition
We gotta lower our soil pH
I shoulda learned to reset my router
I shoulda learned to change my IP
Look at that janny - he just nuked half of a Simpsons thread
Man, he does it for free
And in this thread, what's that? Facebook memes?
I want more edits of the Feed And Seed
They ain't comfy - that's the way you do it
Money for Chuckin' and your chicks for Sneed
We gotta grow us some tomacco
At the former Simpson place
We got to overcome superstition
We gotta lower our soil pH
Listen here,
Now they ain't comfy - that's the way you do it
You sit out front of the Feed And Seed
They ain't comfy - that's the way you do it
Money for Chuckin' and your chicks for Sneed
Money for Chuckin' (I want my, I want my)
Chicks for Sneed (I want my Feed and Seed)
Money for Chuckin' (I want my, I want my)
Chicks for Sneed (I want my Feed and Seed)
Money for Chuckin' (I want my, I want my)
Chicks for Sneed (I want my Feed and Seed)
Money for Chuckin' (I want my, I want my)
Chicks for Sneed (I want my Feed and Seed)
Hudson Anderson
Caleb Thomas
Caleb Garcia
Jason Green
(Make way for Feed and Seed!)
(Say hey! It's Feed and Seed)
Hey! Clear the way in the old Simpson place
Hey you! Let us through!
It's a bright new star! (formerly dark)
Oh come, be the first on your block to seed his eye!
Make way! Here he comes!
Fuck bells! Suck the drums!
Oh! You're gonna love this guy!
Feed and Seed, Formerly!
Chucky Ababa
please HAVE SEX, show some respect, down to the Sneed!
Now, try your best to be based
Because you must get a taste
Then come and see his nice loafer shoes from Gucci!
Feed and Seed!
Formerly
Chucky Ababwa
Dab on Moe, BTFO, definitely!
(His car is very fancy)
(Imported from Germany)
Who sent that seed to the feed?
Why, It was Sneed!
(He's got 9.6 golden camels)
Don't they look lovely, Chuck?
(Gummi bear plants, he's got fifty-three)
Fabulous Petunia, It's up to her eye!
When it comes to cringe city slickers
(Has he got a shitpost?)
(I'm telling you, it's a (((Comfy Simpsons Thread))))
Feed and Seed! Formerly, Chucky Ababwa
He gets laid, and he evades, bans from janny
Well, get on out in that thread
Adjust your digits and gets
To gawk and grovel and stare at Feed and Seed!
Joshua Baker
>Are you sure you want to go through with this, sir? You already have a very full Sneed folder as it is.
>Yes, but not completely full. For you see...
Some fags post for (you)s
Others post for wars
The only thing I'm posting for
Is a meme that isn't forced
Sneed is best
Sneed is best
He makes Janny so depressed
Watch him clean up
When we team up
Though he still leaves cunny tweens up
See our meme, 'tis supreme!
Kind regards, the Sneed Post Team
Sneed's new business acquisition
Is our doctrine and our mission
Fill the page, watch Moe rage
Bet he'll never post his age
The cap of red upon Sneed's head
It shall rest
Stop by Sneed's Feed & Seed
And in the end concede
Sneed is best
Sneed is best
Sneed is best
Steamed ham posters
Try to roast us
But their reddit meme is hopeless
Sneed's a chad and Moe's a soiboy with low-test
So set your Sneedposts loose
"Post rares and feel the (You)s!"
Sneed is best
Sneed is best
Oh please, you know Sneed is best!
>Sneed really is the best!
Jackson Campbell
Jacob Foster
Easton Cook
Well ol' Lex Luthor had them forty cakes
And Chuck Norris had a thousand tales
But mister you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of meme'ing never fails
You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your store
You got some based, redpilled, IQ and how
See all you gotta do is post that thread
And I'll say
Mr. Gucci Loafers
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your OC
Post it now
You ain't never had a meme like Sneed
Yea Forums's your kinoplex
And I'm your falcon breed
C'mon spoiler what it is you want
You ain't never had a meme like Sneed
Yes sir, we pride ourselves on shitposts
You're the spam extraordinaire
Say what you wish
It's yours, true dish
How about a little more gummy bears?
Have some of column S
Try all of column C
I'm in the mood, so hop in dude
You ain't never had a meme like Sneed
Can your memes do this?
Formerly that
Can your memes pull this out their crimson hat?
Can your meme go "CRINGE!"
Well, looky here
Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er brap
And then make all /reylo/s disappear?
So dontcha sit there soi-jawed, bugman-eyed
I'm here to answer all your Christfag prayers
You got me bona feedy, certified
You got a farmer for your chargé d'affaires
I feel a powerful need to help you out
So what-cha wish?
I really want to know
Got a ban list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is post like so - and oh
Mr. Gucci Loafers, have a (You) or two or three
I'm on the job, you cute NEET slob
You ain't never had a meme, never had a meme
You ain't never had a meme, never had a meme
You ain't never had a meme like Sneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
You ain't never had a meme like Sneed, hah!
Anthony Ramirez
Jackson Lewis
Ayden Ortiz
Angel Gutierrez
>licorice sneed
Logan Nelson
Thomas Bell
boobs or sneed
hmmm
quite a difficult choice. i might have to pick boobs, sorry sneedbros.
Christopher Adams
Gabriel Rodriguez
user, there may be a Sneed or Sneeds in this thread.
Alexander Butler
Michael Howard
>Sneed?
Dominic Martinez
Juan Green
Oliver Sanders
Cooper Parker
Kevin Hill
Owen Howard
Yes, Sneed of Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)
Caleb Cooper
Anthony Price
Michael Scott
Jaxson Miller
It must be so painful for those few simpsons fans who actually want to discuss the show but get drowned out by the endless amounts of sneed posters
Landon Martinez
I don't know who this guy is, but he looks like he's made of SEED hahahaha
Joshua Reyes
>desuarchive.jpg
also sneed
Leo Rivera
Lucas Torres
Yeah, this is a fappable thread but these sneed posters get in the way
Nathaniel Fisher
that's why they do it
James Baker
Nicholas Adams
Asher Myers
I certainly hope it is
Joseph Cox
No, this is a Sneed thread with the fapposter getting in the way.
Bentley Collins
Joseph Thomas
Charles Cruz
Dylan Harris
Why hasn't Moe showed up yet?
Xavier White
Nicholas Garcia
Leo Nguyen
Jeremiah Howard
You got a problem, city slicker?
Cooper Green
>sorry sneedbros.
Why?
Sneed.
Alexander Rogers
Aaron Williams
feed you
Jonathan Sullivan
Anthony Watson
Leo Jones
Matthew Hill
Chuck did 9/11?
Lincoln Bennett
Jordan Thompson
Connor Moore
It's funny 'cause it's true.
Jace Ross
What do you think?
Dylan Collins
Henry Carter
Indeed
Samuel Nelson
Logan Brown
Sneed it to the limit
Justin Williams
>having a non-dry dick is a medical problem
Americans everybody
Isaiah Martinez
Sneed
Carter Moore
No, women work at hooters to pay for boob jobs. It's an investment in their ability to set man trap.
Ryan Turner
cringe