Alright lads the thing is in here with us right now. The only way to prove you are human is to post your singles

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Am I kill?

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There is no such thing as the thing
Put the flamethrower down

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This fuckin thread again? Fuck off I'm already proven.

Don’t be ridiculous, what does that even prove

I'm too horny and lonely to be a Thing, at least Thing cells are never alone when they have each other.

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>the thing is real

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heh

thing threads aint mean shit
let's spell words instead

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>the thing is not real

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I'm not a thing, but I know you insecure white boys are going to kill me all the same. I'm sorry your weak wills made you susceptible to the institutionalized racism our country fosters on us, and I hope one day you become intelligent and man enough to oppose the system and realize that simply because you're jealous of another race being more financially successful and way more sexually successful with women of your own race doesn't mean that hatred toward them is justifiable. I love you white boys, and I don't blame you.

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BURN IN HELL

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It's ok, I'd like to come inside now.

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hold on, wait. Also
kill this fag for being gay. Shame we gotta get rid of the black guy so early

Wait im just jewish

A DOUBLE THREAT!!!!

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I quit being human.

he's delusional, take him to the infirmary

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Because having one and not needing it is better than needing one and not having it.

BURN AGAIN CUNT

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We need trips, only trips can kill doubles Things

I am not the thing

>not a single black guy died in the movie until the end, not even on screen

I’ve got nothing to hide.

You're right we should just put the flamethrower away, maybe even destroy it haha

I agree.

What a stupid thread

these threads have died because of over saturation, they used to be instant hits

kurt is not a thing.

I agree. Can you come up to my shack? I swear I turned the lights out.

You wanna see my what now?

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I've been posting on this shit hole for a decade and never hit dubs, don't worry about me.

Maybe the thing were actually the friends we met along the way guys.

All of you are delusional, there is no thing. Go to the infirmary.

Comrade Dyatlov I see blood on the snow! Blood on the snow!

>not befriending the thing until you both fall in love
>ywn have a thingfu shape shift at your command.
>tfwn thingfu

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NoThing over here boss

(´・ω・`)

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Here, take mine.

Easy, observe

So what happens to trips?

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No thanks, I'm fine. How are you?

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everyone knows you can't get doubles man

this was fun at first, but now lets get real fellas. no one is going to actually figure out who's the thing here, so lets move on

Adolph takes the wheel

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I think the last thread killed all of them

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hello

Listen batman, why don't we just rape the thing

Dr. Pavel, I'm not the thing.

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How do you do fellow human beings?

Human bros ww@

What was that?

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KILL THIS FUCKER WITH FIRE!

I'll kill the thing with my forbidden techniques.

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I... am... a... hooman. Please remain calm.

Dub this

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We got to split up, my human friends

let me tell you what I know

Again? Doc, I already proven myself as a man, with feels.

That is one sexy whore. Sauce, fren.

well, here I go again, everythings alright,
im a human

:)

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