Good morning, user-kun

>Good morning, user-kun
>Good morning, Tanahashi-san
>Oh, you don't look that good, something wrong kid?
>Well, my girlfriend just broke up with me and-
>Oh i'm very sorry to hear that, user-kun
>Yeah, she said she wanted to explore new places and meet new people and that we really didn't had a change in the first place. B-but I loved her, I loved her dearly. She was my first and only love.
>I'm sad to hear that, user-kun. You're a fine young man with a golden heart.
>R-really?
>Of course, to respect her wishes despite the pain she inflicted on you by telling you about those, you showed the qualities of a great man. Maybe an Ace
>An Ace? You mean someone like you Tanahashi-san?
>I don't think I'm the Ace, or if I am, a lot of people, including you, should be one as well. To be the Ace is to be the best person you can be. I'll tell you what kid, let's have lunch together at my home, you can let it all out when nobody is watching
>W-what do you mean, Tanahashi-san?
>Kid, I can tell the weight you're carrying is too much. You need to let it all out. I'll lend you my shoulder so cry all you want ok?
>T-tanahashi-san, I, I, I don't know what to say
>Ahahah, don't worry user-kun. I want yo see you happy and energetic again. Speaking of energy, perhaps you would like to listen to something that can raise your spirits? I just happen to have the right song for you. Let me hand you my earphones. I always work out listening to this:

youtube.com/watch?v=BRpbXvR3Zxs&t=87s

>It-it can't be, is this, is this the legendary HIGH ENERGY theme song, Ace-san?
>It sure is kid. Aishitemasu

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wrong board ya simp

BACED TANAHASHI POSTER SAVING THIS BOARD

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Tanahashi, what are you doing on Yea Forums?

you a trannie or just a homo?

Your gimmick is a shonen protagonist you utter, utter simp.
Don't post on my board ever again.
CRINGE!

I am insanely attracted to buff asian guys and have a fantasy where they force me into being their sex slave

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HOLY
FUCKING
BACED

he's a big guy

Fuck off Jap Cena

*Teleports behind you and wins your belt*
*Drops it to your perennial rival*
Ez game

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boi pussy or girl pussy?

crushed

For Yu Zhongfu

Based njpw Yea Forumschads working e drones and jannies into a shoot.

Good morning Tanahashi-san!

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>literally who: the wrestler

Jay White has really grown on me this past year, and will continue to do so when he wins the G1

*draws more dimes than your outlaw wrestling vanilla flippy midget shitters*

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BREATHE WITH THE CHADBLADE

Worked

badd ass brother

>tfw no chinese oly lifter bf

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Wrestling is gay.

mmmmmm

>driving around with a DEADMAN license plate
Yeah no, not this faggot.

sneed

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*tapes up hands*
You talkin' bad about the business son?

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>talking smack about the deadman
That's gonna cost you a bottle of jack and 50 pure strikes.

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He looks fucking gross

Nuke this thread

it's the only good thread up tho

HANSENNNN, THIS SUNDEEEYYY WE'RE GONNA SETTLE THIS LITTLE SCORE OF OURS IN HELL IN A CELL. I WILL WALK AWAY WITH THE CUNNY AND YOU WILL REST. IN. PEEEAAAACE!

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ya ding dong-diddly fume?

>They aren't watching the G1 Climax tournament to watch Kota Ibushi die in the ring

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mmmm badd ass

How do you guys know the proper use of Kun and San etcetera? Is it just a lot of anime watching or did you go learn Japanese?

Kun is usually younger males, ya vertically challenged dork

YA SEETHING?
*WHAT?*
YA DON'T WRESSLIN?
*WHAT?*
YA GOT PROBLEM WITH THE BUSINESS?
*WHAT?*
YA GOT A PROBLEM WITH STONE COLD?
*WHAT?*
YOU WANNA ASS WIPPIN'?
*WHAT?*
YOU WANNA FIGHT STONE COLD?
*WHAT?*
TELL YOU WHAT I'M GONNA DO
*WHAT?*
I'M GONNA CRACK OPEN A BEER
*WHAT?*
I'M GONE' GIT DRUNK
*WHAT?*
I'M GONNA WHIP YER ASS
*WHAT?*
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A STUNNER
*WHAT?*
I'M GON' PIN YOU
*WHAT?*
THE REF IS GONNA COUNT 1,2,3
*WHAT?*
THEN I'M GONNA THROW YOUR SORRY ASS OUT OF THE RING
*WHAT?*
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!

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HOLY FUCKING BASEDOLA

BAFED

I want Yea Forums to stay

>I SAID, IF YOU SUPPORT LGBT RIGHTS, GIMME A HELL YEAH!

You made the switch right?

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Sorry, I'm watching NJPW

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based

It's the synthol.

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