Come here son you got some toiletpaper stuck to your bum

These commercials were fucking nasty. Do Americans not clean their asses?

shart in mart is a meme for a reason user

My mom always comments when these commercials show up. She gets visibly sick

They rotate between red, blue, and regular colored bears.

*BGHUBGHA*
AHHHHH HJESUS CHRISTR ASBNHVBNDHSBHNSD

YOU ARE SUCKING MY ANUS IN TO THE VACUME DEAR GOD BGLBUHBLUIGH

It is a sin to have your figures by your butthole. even if it is just to wipe the shit outta your ass. it is too much temptation by the devil to shove your fist up there.

Praise Jesus.

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They are fucking disgusting. They may as well visibly show the bears spraying liquid shit across the screen

It'd be extremely painful.

Pretty sure that was something that happened in a Chuck Palahniuk story

Did your mommies used to inspect your undies thoroughly?

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She sniffed them

For you.

>Come here son let me marry you!

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If I were British I'd have said "advert" you mong.

just get a bidet man

Not even mandela effect they actually were

>just get a bidet man
I know what a bidet is. I'm asking trivially if a vacuum could suck the shits out of your bumhole.

No one likes these commercials. It's a well known fact. Why do they keep making them? Are we just born to suffer? Is this some sick slow psychological conditioning into popularizing scat play?

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somoen shop the momma bear as a nazi and the little bear as a well-fed jew and the vacuum as a broom and the little bear is headed to an oven

You're trying too hard, Robin Crapeater.

Wtf I forgot about that shit
chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts

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maybe if you had to really shit. the type where if you let your asschecks relax you would shit your pants. you would be more likely to prolasp your self if you just stuck a vacuum in your asshole..

>le ebin nazi meme
>trigger le libs
>own le libs

formally blue

Real talk though Charmin is the best

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nobody:
literally nobody:
LITERALLY totally nobody:
me: sned

how do people unironically not use wet/baby wipes? toilet paper is so fucking dumb

haha just for jokes though please someone do it haha

>keeping a heap of shit covered napkins in your bathroom
yuros are so uncivilized

sir im american

Now post the one where the white couple has a mixed baby then the black father/bull comes in the hospital room.

If you flush the "flushable" wipes be ready to pay some big big bills down the line

Just use alcohol swabs, trust me anons.

>can't even spell his shitpost right
Sneedniggers everybody

I heard this song on the radio.

youtube.com/watch?v=3YWSsHEyCWE

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basd

damn, Chuck is such a creep, but a good writer. Those stories were vivid.

Bidet is the best way. Saves TP and your septic tank.

Blue bears are for the Ultra Soft toilet paper. Red bears are for the Ultra Strong toilet paper.

Why do you know this

sharting =/= not wiping

kek

Because I buy toilet paper and that's what's on the packaging.

the brown bears are for when you put your finger through the single ply

kek

Brown bears are for the Basic toilet paper.

>mfw Scott's toilet paper
How is it legal to sell this weak shit?

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