Why are Eastern European films so bleak, existential, and miserable?

They think if you smile unnecessary it is a sign that you a simpleton. That is there culture.

India is way worse for instance.
Slavs are like the comedic relief character that shows promise, only to mess up his whole project due to poor planning and if for once he doesn't mess something up, he gets fucked over.

the slavs embrace those emotions as part of enjoying life

POST SPREAD VAGINA AND BUTTHOLE

so she fucks other guys and adam lets her right?

Because Europe is bleak, existential and miserable

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100 percent

Až přijde kocour (1963)

Slavs are basically the IASIP gang.
SSSR is Dennis, Poland is Mac, Czechoslovakia is Dee and Yugoslavia is Charlie.

Probably bad translation of laical life.

her and adam will have a beautiful black son

it's not true

this girl used to follow me years ago

Too late. I fucked her.

They got buttfucked hard by communism, what the fuck can they be happy about bro?

>ancient times
>used as slaves
>medieval times
>get fucked by mongols
>modern times
>get fucked by communism

gee bro i wonder

who is frank

youtu.be/4tS6-MT3WqI
If you consider the Balkans europeen

The Ukrainian child models I masturbate to usually seem pretty happy in their photo sets.

DAD. WHY'S MY WRIST THICKER THEN YO THUMB.

that's right. she's reserved for Big Aryan Cock

There are no rich slavs, user.

Meme thread. We produce a lot of comedies. Most of them are really bad and Americanized, though.

>We
Why are you a slav?

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why does he look like that

comedic irony. you won't get it

yeah his genes are ironic

To assert dominance.

no it's not. a bunch of eastern europe are in the EU now.
non-african shit rolls are poor people in china/india/bangladesh/indonesia (basically all the overpopulated shitholes), outback aboriginal in australia.

Eastern europe is what happens when jews have fucked a country so bad they had to move. It's like a nuclear wasteland. The locals know they got fucked by jews but can't do anything, they become bitterand angry and it reflects in their cinema

i wish i had a gf like this

>outback aboriginal in australia
outback abo life is the best
>wake up
>collect 100k government check
>spend all day getting drunk and sniffing petrol
>do some optional cultural shit like hunting kangaroos or some shit whenever you feel like it

how do you fuck things up this badly?

because mutts are conditions by the jews to never appreciate critical thinking so anything that doesn't have light or comedic tone seems depressing for them

such is life in the zone

how the fuck did adam get dasha as a gf

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Slavs were a mistake.

dumb qt dasha

Most if not all slav countries are poor and cold. Also because of communism people hate collectivism so now everyone is living for themselves only and trying to fuck eachother over as much as they can.
I mean there is a reason why the biggest slav country has a nationwide aids and drug problem.

Why do people always say this?

Eastern Europe has very hot summers and very cold winters, it's not permanently snowy and overcast there

Yeah, fun for all the family.

She's a mentally unstable anorexic drug addict with average looks who probably has wild mood swing from submissive to abusive and he's an average well off jew with a career that she can leech from. They're like a perfect match.

Comedy is not as universal as drama. You would not get the jokes.

this, I'm boiling right now on 40 degrees Celsius

m.youtube.com/watch?v=h-t63R_26Pc

shit I fucked that up so bad.

>>get fucked by communism

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Racism against Aborigines must be an Aussie thing. Everyone hates Pakis in Britain, here, but have never met one.
We don't even give a fuck about our natives in America. They're communities suck, but they just sort of exist in sordid isolation. Way better than niggers and spics.

>Commie brainwashing
Wowwwwww.

Name 10.
You're just spouting memes. For the most part European cinema is low brow poopoo jokes.

european films as a whole are boring as fuck. some times they'll put uncomfortable underage scenes in them. i don't want to see that shit

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>read russian fantasy novel
>it's about a guy who has to work a miserable 9-5 wage slave job but with magic and gets cucked by the girl he was involved with, the end

The people there are not happy and all would gladly leave.

Name 10.
You're just spouting memes. For the most part European cinema is high brow philisophical discourse.

Because Eastern European life is bleak, existential and miserable

>bleak, existential and miserable
so, kino then?

pic related is comfy 90s feelgood kino, might not be as funny to non native polish speakers though!! sequel is also great

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I got a stiffy when he beheaded the whore while doggy style fucking her in the ass

Yeah, I know. We should categorize and post those scenes on Yea Forums, just so we can avoid them better.

It's the same here, people always asume my country is in perpetual perfect summer, in the whole country, full of beaches, etc. They don't realize the north is movie UK tier with rain and clouds 10 months a year

You should start a list of films with those scenes, just so we know which ones to avoid, user.

imdb.com/title/tt5593384/

Why would there be happy films from socialist hellscapes being assraped by rapegangs from diversity countries?

I find this one to be pretty happy, but I'm a slav

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Are slav countries getting immigrants?

also this fairly recent movie is insanely good

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Poles used to make great comedies, Kusturica's movie can be pretty fun

Poland has a shit ton of Ukranian immigrants.

If you mean the syrian refugees than I don't think any of them go to slav countries, and Poland has a 0 tolerance policy to them. If you mean normal immigrants: Russia takes in everybody from Caucasus, Ukrainians and Belarussians either go to Russia or Poland if they want to go to EU, dunno about Balkan slavs but assume it's the same as Polish migrants if they're from EU countries

>bleak, existential, and miserable
Because life here is bleak, existential, and miserable.

scandinavian films are also pretty miserable
must have something to do with harsh climate and geographic remoteness from western world

Slavs see a world beyond materialism and what they found is depressing

kek

>Europe is bleak, existential and miserable
Ever been to Spain, Italy or Greece?

Post that gif of her flashing tit

Why is Slavic Existentialism a MUCH better cinematic movement than French New Wave?

>Why are Eastern European films so bleak, existential, and miserable?

Because thats true life

Generally the economic situation for the average person was good during the late soviet union. This was of course decades after Stalin and his purges and famines. If you go to any of the old soviet countries now their cities are full of old civic buildings built during soviet times like gyms and swimming pools etc. Most old people in these countries remember those times fondly because they weren't slaves in work camps or in prison or something.

Because those kinds of movies are the only ones you watch?

People "feel" that way.

>countries ruined by centuries of ethno-nationalistic wars, nazis & soviet genocides, communist laissez-faire and illiberal corruption
>naaaaah, let's blame the jews
you're craycray dude

tfw no Dasha gf

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>that black homeless midget who cucks adam bit

russians always were slaves and still are

Bitch looka fucking retarded and has the body of a boy. Her personality is pretentious and insuferable.

You thirsty niggas is what's wrong with the world.

I dont know how to explain this to an american. I suspect some americans know this already.

Most people, dont expect to be happy all the time. Or understand that happiness has to be the goal at all times. Or that the only satisfaction is contentment. Or even think that being constantly content is possible at all.

And this isnt born out of melancholy, it's a rational assertion that comes from realism and a certain measure of mature strength. You cant live life looking for constant consolation.

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so what. that's like Canadians getting (white, founding stock) American immigrants

It was a nostalgic movie about the only time the Serbian people have been happy (when they performed that little genocide of theirs on their neighbours)

Nice try, mammoth rostie

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and the fact that they were inbetween the worlds largest empires for thousands of years (umayyad caliph, roman, holy roman, eastern roman empire, the mongolians, fuck even the vikings settled in kievan rus territory and raided states bordering the black sea.

they were never the center of the empires, they were always either the fringes or the doorstep

more plastic than human

literally everyone learns this either during puberty or young adulthood, its so obvious its almost an instinctual idea

I dont know.

I think many people think life sucks because they cant be happy all the time, or that there are people who indeed are happy all the time, or that they should be happy as the end goal for all endeavors. For example, most people wont do what's best for them, they'll do what makes them happiest quickest.

Why don't European consider Slavs as white? Redpill me on east europe

Because they're all third world countries populated by subhuman slavs with an IQ of a chicken nugget.

The facial structure is actually different, and honestly, i think Slavs scare Europeans.

>30 year old failed Jewish comedian gets to fuck THIS
should I start doing drugs bros
might get me out of the house

Baron Trump is only half white right? Since his mom is slave.

>read russian realist novel
>it's about a mid level bureaucrat who leads a bleak existence who gets into wacky shenanigans

I guess to some, yeah.

Exactly, that's why he's acting like an autist, hearing voices in his head and trying to bash them out

It's just a way to shoot cheap.
No worries about the set, it's all there.
They follow the sand angle maybe critics will get a feel and think it's art so they get nominations so their cheap shit actually goes places.

>genocide made them happy

why not just use online shopping

Film are seen as a critic on politics and society. Comedies are crass or romatic.
No inbetween.

The Slavs are a bleak miserable people

The only country to successfully distance itself from gommunism is Poland and they are the only ones doing okay

>read russian fantasy novel
There's no such thing

Is that ruskie Elle?

Try living there, bitch. Anyway, Russians and such have many "comedies" or romance stories, it's just that they are primitive, secondary and made without any actual effort. You know, just like everything else in those countries.

Who's Elle?

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yes they are making hollywood esque flicks as of late.

do you got morep ics like this? i want a folder

Look at Coldplay’s music before they moved to LA and after

i always wondered how different things would be in terms of world culture and such if russia never had its revolution in the early 1900s

WW2 might not have happened (initially Western countries turned a blind eye to Hitler as they saw Germany as bulwark against Communism) but if it did, stopping Nazi Germany could've been much more difficult. Maybe 3rd Reich could not get its resources from trade with Russia (Sweden would still trade with them).

that's a really good point i never considered how it would affect WWII

They're not necessary bleak, just serious. Seriousness in slavic culture is a mark of intelligence and depth, that's why it's popular among aspiring artists.

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a woman who's smarter than you isn't necessarily pretentious

>Are there any happy films by slavs? Do they exist?
Yes.

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>if russia never had its revolution in the early 1900s
Revolutions. There were 3 of them.

Im slav. Nothing is happy. Existence will never end. We will exist forever.

Serbs are turks, not slavs

Someone post that webm of a sycho Ruskie BTFOing a random normie that tried to stop him of vandalize a restaurant door

That in itself was a huge turning point. Perhaps there'd be no Baby Boomers in US and nobody to give birth to the flower generation. The huge leftist movement shaped by the impact of WW2, highlighting bigotry and inequality, the most extreme of which radicalized itself in Europe and formed terrorist organizations.

More like how did Dasha get Adam as a gf. He's a limp wrist kike faggot but can still do better than Dasha.

Who the fuck is dasha who the fuck is adam. Are those yet another ecelebs, you fucking zoomers

shockingly accurate

>pretty happy
>ending suggests that the main character will be sent to Afghanistan and probably be disabled or die

i guess its old cold war propaganda. same with buildings being grey or dull tones, like what the fuck color are your buildings?

This actually fits

>Because Europe is bleak, existential and miserable

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Post-modern Western Europe is gay and s:o:y

>communist
>laissez-faire

Where are you, France?

>like what the fuck color are your buildings?
Usually green with lots of plants or orange, red and yellow due to brickworks, certainly not grey like commieblocks.

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it looks nice, dont get me wrong but its still dull brown colors, and thats the pic you chose to best represent colorful buildings

she's a nazi

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based Kilerposter
Kiler and Kilerów Dwóch is certified kinema

Spain

if the revolution hadnt started in russia it would have started in western europe. the revolutions in western europe were prevented by the western euro elites not wanting the russian commie treatment and thus starting to appease and sooth the masses of disgruntled workers with gibsmedats.

thats when suddenly welfare, social insurances, public schooling, oublic housing and public hospitals became a thing. in my country (austria) the elites feared the rage of the workers so much that they pretty much stopped the industrialization for a few years and the emperor himself forbid further factories near vienna. because he feared the masses would march on his palace and kill him.

JUST

That’s true everywhere except Galicia and Euskadi though

*inhales*

and Asturias...you now, the north

>has very hot summers and very cold winters
is even worse than perpetual one

literal any fucking jap isekai

the pikachu one was superb

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Senpai peterson bout to cut some post modern neo marxists

That doesn't make them happy. The Serbian film was literally made because the director felt it was a bit bizarre how Serbian love that sort of thing (even though he is Serbian) which is why he called it a Serbian film.

WTF are you talking about?
Europeans until recently didn't care about race. Just being a different nationality, especially from a neighbouring country, was enough to make you subhuman.

FUCKING NUKE IT!!!

I'm from Belarus. We are miserable as fuck.

Ask me anything.

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Oh yeah if it's so good why don't you guys move here and see how you like it.

bosnians* you dumb fuck

Same shit, both are discount turk shitskins retardo

Daisies, Kin-Dza-Dza.

They do.

how get a bealrus gf

People miss the widespread welfare and near-guaranteed work, not the secret police or censorious bureacracy.

seething mong

Who the fuck is 'Dasha' and why should I care?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish–Lithuanian_Commonwealth

What could have been

she's part of the Cum Town extended universe

why

Is there anything particularly bad about living in Belarus or is it as miserable as any other place in EE?

The entire history of the slavs is nothing but bleak existential misery

>Why are Eastern European films so bleak, existential, and miserable?
we are sucking French dick and we think French degeneracy is the best cinema

what?

I heard suicide rates are correlated with lack of immigrant friends. Do you guys need some diversity over there?

Lurk moar, summer
Don’t spoonfeed the animals

Cum town, a podcast about having sex with your dad

one word.
americans

post-soviet hellholes, but honestly they are improving while places like UK are declining.

Maybe

Lots of turkomongol admixture. Slavs were right in the middle of the fray of all those westward invasions.

because they (Americans) associate Spain with Latin America

>over 45000 suicides a year in Russia
damn

>Nippon that high
It’s not for nothing that they have a dedicated forest to do it

yet somehow still whiter than you Ameriturd.

Huge areas of forest, history, lakes, mountains, greenery and beautiful cities.

Large areas of fucking desert and scrubland with no history and Mc mansions, slums, ghettos or trailer parks.

Ok burger, fuck off.

>

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Yeah... all they're doing is "enjoying things"

And everyone associate latin america with palm trees and beaches, mfw yesterday was 3C and today is -1C, you are not better than them

youtube.com/watch?v=cxOg6buqywE
Vabank is a 1981 Polish comedy heist film.

You don't count

dasha looks weird in some photos, but rachel and amber are legitimatey hilarious looking. abby looks normal

This is not eastern europe kanker mongool

>Amber will never carry your wounded body into her yurt cloaking you in wolf skin blankets and healing you with salted meats and reverse cowgirl style sex

Literally like all Soviet movies before the 80s are filled with wholesome goodness with 0 bitterness or cynicism. Try “Operation i”, it’s on YouTube.

>Who the fuck is 'Dasha'
my gf :^)
u jell?

let's see your latest lay then
>oh wait it doesn't exist

i'm gonna laugh so fucking hard when dasha cucks adam harder than mew cucked riley

The end of The Cranes Are Flying is happy. The end of Moscow Does Not Believe in Tears is happy.

They are all brown gypos, senpai

If she gets married to and then immediately divorces Adam, taking all the Cum Town money, she'd be an American hero.

>how to get belarus gf

Come to Minsk, there is a street full of bars right in the center of the city. All you need to do as a foreigner is look clean and speak English, ask any girl to dance with you or order her a drink - boom she's all into you.

>Is there anything particularly bad about living in Belarus

Low salaries, fucked up police, pretty much nothing to do besides having sex with belarus gf, poor public transportation, expensive apartments, poor infrastructure. And some shit like no freedom of speech, but that's for locals.

>Do you guys need some diversity over there?

Why not? Won't do any difference I think...

Did you hear this from the same people who advise you to mix bleach and ammonia to make a super cleaning compound?

No, mostly the racists on Yea Forums and /pol/ do that since white life is not so good

Some kino movies:
-about battle of Grunwald:
youtu.be/YBs4a4Io49I
-about siege of Vienna:
youtu.be/X8zCv0AHnCs
-about Deluge:
youtu.be/r-mnfJvSDkU
-about the battle of the Ice Lake:
youtu.be/vKZPgGbUuX0

Do you regret abandoning communism/breaking up the union?

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Kek Make it happen

tfw no trad, crypto-racist Armenian Anna gf