This is without a fucking doubt the most boring film I have ever seen.
>40 mins of LOL TEEN DRAMA
>Ok cool cult time
>Dude cults do weird shit
>Dude look its so weird amirite
>DUDE ITS SOOOOO WEIRD LMAO
>D U D E T H A T I S W E I R D
>lol wommen empowerment
>FIN
The fact this is marketed as a horror flick and not a boring SJW folk tale is pathetic. Ari Aster is absolutely fucking done. I guarantee a D or an F cinemascore. Everyone in the theater FUCKING DESPISED IT
Did you like Hereditary?
>Dude
>Dude
>DUDE
>D U D E
Good. Glad blatant anti-white propaganda is failing.
Yes at least that had a plot that wasn't
DUDE OTHER CULTURES ARE WEIRD LMAFO
DUDE PEOPLE DIED BUT WE SHOULD STAY HAHA ITS JUST THEIR CULTURE TO MURDER HAHA
FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
DUDE!!
Literally ends with the blonde hair blue eyed girl smiling as the corpses of all her friends (including the 3 non-white characters) burn
>Girl takes part in the ritual and becomes Queen of the Court
>Guy gets drugged and pressured to take part with it being suggested him and his GF will die if he doesn't
>This is grounds to kill him
Yeah that was pretty stupid. The gore scenes didn’t feel earned in the slightest. They just felt like artsy Live Leak videos.
The sex ritual has me as hard as a fucking diamond
>You will never fuck a big titted ginger girl while a gaggle of naked women copy her moans
Why did she like seeing that?
Woah. Please tell me you're not just shitposting that sounds great.
It's literally
>I LOVE MEDIOCRE AND MANIPULATIVE WHITE ROASTIES THE MOVIE
All the men of different races die in horrible ways to glorify her being useless. There is nothing anti-white about it
>Anti-white
>The protags are also white
This does not make sense.
The marketing is going to kill the movie. It should have been marketed as a creepy folk tale not straight horror.
Because she was finally part of a family that loved and respected her and watched her shitty asshole cheating boyfriend burn alive
It happens and its a fucking treat. Some of the chicks are ugly but yeah. One comes up and holds her hand and his and he gives her the funniest look.
The movie is indescribable. Its just so weird
>When the old lady got behind him to push his ass harder into the girl while fucking
I almost laughed in the theater because ive seen that move before
It really happens
Because she’s le crazy now
She's a white devil of course. Ari Aster is a visionary.
If anything it's a movie designed to glorify shit like this indirectly. This is why beta orbiters are enthusing about it so much
Was your theater packed or did you torrent? I can't imagine watching that next to other people.
I was gonna see this with my dad, maybe I won't now.
Give it time, that scene will be on porn hub by itself and you won't have to wait throigh pretentious shite.
This can't be real
It isn't anti white. If anything, it's anti man.
my theater thought it was hilarious
I saw it at 7pm and there was like 15 people, but there were 30 or so waiting for the 10:15 show.
One girl laughed her ass off and everyone shushed her, but honestly it was supposed to be awkward
If I thoroughly enjoyed hereditary, will I like This?
I don't think she was crazy as much as she acclimated. The cult (her family) were the only ones there for her when she had the huge panic attack at the end (When she caught her bf cheating and they all mimicked her panic attack so she didn't have to suffer alone)
can't say, I loved both movies but they are pretty different and I can see this being a divisive film. I'd say watch it anyway, even if you don't like it, it will be an interesting experience
Yeah you will, more cultish than Hereditary and more gore
No. You may, but this is nothing like Hereditary aside from general themes.
If you go in expecting a creepy/weird folk tale instead of straight horror absolutely
Sounds like The Witch
give me a quick rundown
I'm gonna find out where you live and kill your whole family to prevent your shit genes from infecting the rest of humanity. From where did you get the anti-white message you absolute retard? I swear to God this website needs a culling.
I just got back with my brother and I was uncomfortable. Don't see it with your dad
Dani’s parents get killed by her sister who commits suicide. Dani gets anxiety and her despondent, unsupportive boyfriend Christian doesn’t help. They go with their friends to spend time with a Swedish commune that turns out to be a pagan nature cult that sacrifices people for their rituals. Weird shit happens and it ends with Dani becoming a new leader of the cult, similar to the ending of Hereditary.
Imagine being this easily offended by wicker man 2019
>Boyfriend gets guilted into bringing his gf on a trip to Sweden to a yearly ritual thing
>Starts getting weird, they keep getting dosed with psychadelics
>One day there is a ritual where the two oldest people commit suicide ritualistically to give back to the earth
>Everyone freaks out, wants to leave
>They dissapear
>The black guy tries to take pictures of the forbidden scriptures, dissapears
>Shit gets weirder, lots of weird rituals, dances, songs ect. Keep getting dosed
>Gf gets sent to compete in the May Queen dance, wins and becomes queen
>Bf gets told he is prime breeding material
>He breeds a chick, his gf sees and freaks out
>Bf afterwards goes looking, finds one of the people dead, gets knocked out
>Closing ceremony starts, 9 sacrifices have to be made, 4 outsiders, 4 insiders, and wildcard
>Two suicide people and the rest of the friends already dead and their flesh (filled with flowers and shit) are put in a barn
>May Queen picks the wildcard, picks her bf
>He is shoved into the corpse of a bear and burned alive
>She smiles
Saved you $10
Different poster but the elders of the commune have a rule book and they interpret it from literal inbred retards finger paintings. Their reasoning is that they aren't "clouded" mentally.
We all know you won't do shit but whine your fucking ass off, boy. :)
This but she isn't leader, she is just the May Queen for the year
Does the deformed, Eric Stoltz-looking kid from the trailer make finger paintings that the cult reveres as their Bible or something like that? Because that's in the copy of the script that I read
yes
Oh yeah the reminds me the inbred also watches the sex
Yep
God the bf did not deserve any of that wtf
This movie very much reminded me of The Wicker man and the short story The Lottery
The movie is swedish
I mean he is portrayed as like an absolute asshole (Hides things from his gf, gaslights her at every opportunity, doesn't give a shit about the relationship) but yeah
She cheats on her bf with a pagan guy, then he cheats on her after submitting to her request to participate in a ritual (Having Sex is a necessary part of the ritual), she has an anxiety attack from this and the pagans imitate her, then the pagans boil him alive inside a bear's stomach, and then she becomes the May Queen
Wait they did? I think I missed that.
When Dani was being carried at one point, did you notice several faces in the trees? They were hallucinating but I swear I saw faces in the trees
Other than that long awkward kiss when she wins the dance she doesn't cheat
Yeah if you go looking there is a ton of weird shit once the bf drinks the bad trip tea. The obvious one is the center of the yellow flower changing sizes
Except they don’t really cheat on each other at all. The pagan guy doesn’t really give Dani a choice, and Christian is drugged out of his mind when he fucks Maja.
>Other than that long awkward kiss when she wins the dance
>she doesn't cheat
She cheats
So it's just hipster Cabin In the Woods?
Its pretty obvious she enjoys being kissed. The entire pretext of her moral superiority doesn't work except to deranged white women like the one in this thread using the term 'gaslighting'
too be fair wicker man was made for british people by british people...so it comes off as less racist then this movie
>Anyone pointing out Jewish subversion is "triggered"
Triggered in that sense was coined by faggot livejournal sjw's because they can't listen to no no words.
What are your thoughts on this? I came out with mixed feelings. I think I liked hereditary better
I need to give it another watch, preferably in a place without a ton of talking tweens, but I think I liked it EVER SO SLIGHTLY more than Hereditary.
The ending of Hereditary gave me tonal whiplash a bit while at least the ending of this felt like it was more cohesive. Plus I really like Folk Horror
what
>anyone who is drugged and has sex was legitimately raped and can't give consent. portraying this in a film with the victim being punished is pure misogyny!!
>except when its a man being drugged and has sex, in which case they deserve to be boiled alive for gaslighting ugh so problematic. #yassqueen #slay #drinkherbathwater #biden2021
Memes!
God, what the fuck happened to horror movies? It's nothing but slow burn, "progressive", ironic, suspense now with no horror at all.
What's ironic horror?
user Annabelle Comes Home came out last week, and IT Chapter 2 is soon as well.
Plus Crawl
Even SJWs hate her user
What I kinda didn't like is some people disappearing without explanation. I feel like people would genuinely be more concerned about a missing friend but then again its just a movie. The folk stuff is definitely an interesting
idea but I think I like demons more
Wrong brainlet
This was great, maybe even better than hereditary and I really liked hereditary. MOTY so far for sure
....is there some way to have sex with water? Asking for my penis.
Scream, where you ironically root for the killer.
Midsommar is like Scream?
haven't seen it yet but it sounds like the cultists are eerie and weird and monstrous, so isn't it possible the double standard is meant to be a further indictment of the depraved human-sacrificing pagans?
have sex and stop being triggered by done-to-death horror tropes snowflake
God Yea Forums is the worst at reviewing movies its just /pol/ buzzwords distilling all things to identity politics
So glad Christianity beat the piss out of those demented pagans. Disgusting people.
The cast is pretty unlikable, so yes I was rooting for the pagan cultists.
But you were sincerely rooting for them, not ironically
we really do live in a society
>not even pissing in it
hard pass
I'm finally scared of Swedes
No. All the reviewers are identifying with the pagans and the stronk womyn so if it was meant to be some indirect story about the value of christianity or humanism it fell flat. Though the fact Ari Aster wrote it as an insult to his 'gaslighting' female ex is also glossed over by the same female reviewers acting as if its some feminist flick
It's legitimately like Dawsons Creek other than the gratuitous scenes so what is there to discuss?
>Moving the goalposts
The whole plot of Wickerman was a modern man investigating a pagan society "different and weirder" than what he knows. Also was made during the Satanic panic in movies. There's really nothing that makes them different
Just stop you're mentally ill. You have the /pol/ paranoia poisoning your brain. Equally as people on the left brains are deteriorating because everything must be filtered through identity politics. You are shortening your life, soon you'll be a babbling loon shitting on the sidewalks and being beat up by drunk guys for their own amusement. They will catch you shitting and lock you in their frat basement forcing you to eat shit while they film it and upload it to the internet. You will be rescued by the police and locked in a mental hospital till you die at the ripe old age of 55. I pity you.
Why don't you try forming an argument instead of insulting someone.
Is this for children? What gets turned on by this?
It's pointless, it's like arguing with a literal retard
With who exactly? Just saw got done seeing it
What are you talking about?
All that was said is the reviewers saw the movie a certain way and instead of trying to prove that he's wrong(which you can't) you just used cheap insults. Everything about this post is correct.
You're right i'm wrong every time theres a female lead its about feminism every time theres a black character it was funded by the dnc every time something bad happens to a white character a random fucking who person on twitter with 1200 followers is to blame. Everything is a conspiracy that's the benefit of being based and redpilled.
So it's just another female stronk man bad horror movie?
I think it was suppose to criticize that trope but the feminists and progressives took it literally.
>annabelle comes home
you mean scooby doo? that movie was a giant piece of shit.
This guy is 40
a girl i've been seeing wants to watch this because she likes scary movies. should i take her to see it?
Dilate
That's the opposite of what I said you retard. The film and script is clearly set up in a way to work a feminist tip and appeal to the types of people who use the term gaslighting on a regular basis (a la Get Out), it's also probably meant to rectify all the stuff levelled at Hereditary (which judging by reviews it excels at), but it's not actually feminist. It's just some guy's revenge fantasy about his ex with the genders reversed.
>using dead /pol/ memes
cringe
was it really that awkward?
Yes. You'll end up having sex.
>what the fuck is gaslighting
>look it up
>manipulate (someone) by psychological means into questioning their own sanity.
I don't think I have ever met a female who didn't do that
I don't know how to respond to this. I didn't say any of that?
>It's just some guy's revenge fantasy about his ex with the genders reversed.
Why do you say that? Also where is the proof reviewers think this is about stronk womyn. Don't pretend you're not just the mirror image of every feminist you obsess over
The only times when /pol/ is mentioned itt is (((you))) whining about it because people say something (((you))) disagree with which of course means /pol/ because /pol/ lives in your head free of charge. Dilate
Have sex
Jewish*
You were defending the posters paranoid belief that all critics believe this is a feminist flick which isn't even true you're operating on a false premise based on a warped /pol/ "based and redpilled" mind. Don't tell me i'm not wrong, could give a fuck about Yea Forums hive mind of jerking each other off over their fear of everyone around them
are there any good tits in this?
Ye like 2/3s of the chicks in the sex ritual
Another anti white a24 piece of shit
>You were defending the posters paranoid belief that all critics believe this is a feminist flick which isn't even true
Yeah that's why I was waiting for you to prove him wrong. Still waiting.
All women do it all the time. Call them out on it and tell them that their perception of things isn’t the same as them actually happening. They literally are incapable of remembering things how the happened only how they felt it happened. A good wife or girlfriend will acknowledge this and will act accordingly.
Watch the fucking movie or read a synopsis I don't care
Lmao retard A24 always does the same shit, they market some shitty drama as horror to trick people into watching it. Redditors and critics adore it because dude no jumpscares therefore it's good. Avoid all a24 'horror'
It's not a feminist movie but the people worshiping it are seeing it that way. You're probably not suppose to support her decision and action at the end but they still are because she's a woman and it's a yasss queen moment. You're suppose to see the hypocrisy of her cheating as well and how her bf was drugged but they miss that and the entire point of the movie. The reason the entire argument started is because one user hated that these people can only see through the lense of their specific ideology. I don't even know why you're upset.
Since women eventually learned they couldn't get their way by force, they had to adapt by using manipulation.
Women are also the more social gender, so I think this why certain female-led ideological groups *hint hint* are so keen on using social shaming tactics. It's like they've built an empire made of eggshells where nobody is safe from being cancelled sweetie~ and I've heard it be compared to workplace culture - where everyone's stressed out, secretly hates each other, and has no way of communicating this lest they be kicked out of the group and ousted.
Tfw I didn't know anything about "It Comes at Night" before I saw it so I enjoyed it
This. Don't say you weren't warned.
So if I like the 1973 wicker man would I like this?
>wommen empowerment
white man mad
The people yasss queening this movie is probably .0001% of random fuck who twitterers. You're living in a fantasy hell you created for yourself
i can't imagine how ugly and undesirable you have to be to be this bitter about something that is literally not even the point of the movie. It's ari's projection of a break up he went through after a loss of a family member. You're seriously worse that sjws with your inane reaching
am i being lied to over the internet?
The Wicker Man is pure kino. Midsommar is a steaming pile of shit.
Yes he did and I'm glad she picked him. 10/10 choice. Would do the same. Fuck men.
I was loving it for the first two thirds ish but it’s fucking bloated. Just watched a double feature with hereditary so MAYBE i was just movied out by that point. I’ll peep it again, the sets and costumes were interesting enough but by the end it was all a slog.
kek
and looks it
mojo jojo looking head ass
Men are just mad that there at mild consequences for being shitty and the internet doesn't forget. No one has truly been effected by cancel culture. It always blows over in a week.
kys roastie
Just walked out. Garbage film. This was so much worse than hereditary.
Gotta make sure my friends on the Mongolian pottery forum know what I think as soon as humanly possible.
the modern male is pussified, coddled, pretty much useless and are inherently sociopaths because porn consumption and the internet and you're surprised women have adapted to that?
okay faggot.
>women empowerment
if that's what you got out of this then lol
nothing was worse than Hereditary.
Midsommar was okay i guess, but too long.
that describes women who aren't working-class for pretty much millennia
This was visual kino but it's incredibly predictable.
>Swedish friend seemed off from the get-go and clearly had ulterior motives
>Obviously those two old people were going to kill themselves
>lmao gee wonder where those two people disappeared to
>lol wonder if they're going to die one by one in the name of pagan sacrifice
>It's clear by the beginning of the third act that Dani was going to join the cult
any spoiler pics?
Stop trying to flex on me for seeing a substandard horror movie by myself.
This whole movie was obvious from the trailer.
Okay, so I just got back from seeing this and I swear there's only 8 in the barn thing at the end. Swear on my life there's only 8.
There's Connie's bf, Josh, Mark, the two Swedes, the suicidees, and Christian. But where the fuck is Connie? Did I just not see her?
Does anyone have a clip of the end scene so I can double check?
I don’t even go to /pol/ and I get tried with >le cringe poltard
Get over it. People are rascist now. And this is a good thing.
thanks ill probably go see this since its an interest of mine
Seems to be at least one ass-mad /pol incel in here.
All movies with unambiguous bad endings are always shit
You guys really make me want to go full Nazi with your constant bitching about pol just because someone points out some not so subtle things about a film. Ironic that I’m the end the thing that radicalized me was people trying to not radicalize me
Also
>using incel as a insult
Dilate
Somebody please respond, it's got me righteously baffled. None of the people I saw it with remember if it did.
So, in different terms, we've got the two tree people, the bear, the two volunteers, the jester, flower mouth, and flower eyes.
I've gotta be missing one, right?
There's supposed to be nine, and there's only eight. Where's Connie?
he was probably trolling, and there you are, all triggered and shit like a retard
It's literally just post Vvitch/Instagram Wicker Man
>getting radicalized because people hate a cancerous skinhead board
you were always gonna become an extremist you dumb, emotional, fragile cunt
So a crappy version of the wicker man?
dilate tranny
yes
nah, he got radicalized because you hate white people.
you were always gonna pretend you were oppressed and hated, no matter what you were born as. regardless of color or religion you'd be on the internet, seeking out the examples that make you a victim and repeating them.
nah, this is you making shit up and making imaginary and inaccurate hypotheticals to justify your extreme hatred.
Do you have a source for Ari Aster and the gaslighting thing? Sounds like an interesting read
SEETHING and OBSESSED
Anybody who’s dated a white chick for more than 3 months knows exactly what gaslighting is
What was levelled at Hereditary?
If you aren't literally the BEST boyfriend ever who can cure your depression of your entire family getting murdered, then you deserve to die.
Just get better men, it's not hard.
literally type in midsommar and femenist in the search bar. IDK why you act like it is imaginary.
The only scene that really got me was seeing mark filled up with straw. IDK why him specifically.
its literally 100% of all reviews
how was he still alive when the nigger got capped?
>posts this shit
>and then shoots out this mentally ill babbling nonsense
can't you see the hypocrisy? lmao
>not mentioning it has niggers
Ive already seen Wicker Man
I thought his flayed body was being used as a mask.
I am reading an old version of the script, and there is a scene where they all go looking for connie that is definitely not in the film.
>Aster was born in New York City. His father was a musician and his mother was a poet. He has a younger brother.[2] His family is Jewish.[3]
no wonder his movies are high IQ =D
Whatever they are, they aren't swedish
The movie is the ultimate “don’t stick your dick in crazy”. The Dani character is the typical modern western woman. Constantly jealous, always saying “I’m fine, it’s okay etc”, on anti-depressants.
Anybody who thinks this fucking film is a feminist movie is a fucking retard. It’s a break up movie, dani and Christian are both pieces of shit. Christian for not breaking up with her when he fell out of love and continuously making both of the miserable by not being invested in the relationship, and Dani for being weak and a co dependent retard. She doesn’t learn from her mistake and immidiatly jumps ship to these pagans because they gave her attention and a fake family. It’s a movie about jumping from relationship to relationship without taking time and growing and working on yourself in between. Her jumping ship caused massive damage to people around her and at the end of the movie the chaos she caused she literally laughs at and moves on.
That has nothing to do with that, she was expecting way too much out of her partner and relied on him to make her happy instead of him being a support he was her whole identity
I’m not triggered I’m tired
Stay ass mad :^)
>Ari Aster
I don't have to look it up, do I
>are both pieces of shit
>are both
except everyone clearly sides with Dani lmao and the movie portrays her as the more empathetic party
I hope you're not making an anti-semitic accusation, user
>hurr this shitgarbage thing that is literally not on any normal persons radar is shit!
wow i am surprised
she really is
I was shocked at how huge of a piece of shit she was while still being the apparent protagonist
but where does Bjorn Andresen fit in?
does he play one of the old people who an heroes?
no.
yes, he does
and fucking CHECKED
how was pughfu? did you get to see her feetsies?
>The Haxan Cloak did the soundtrack
Surprising. So at least it sounds alright and dark?
don't watch things written by jews, it's almost 100% promoted by nepotism.
another typical example is "Kids" by Harmony Korrine, it actually has no substantial audience at all but is in the public conscioussness entirely through certain high profile critics, all hebrews just going bonkers with praise.
Child's Play reboot was fucking great
So is this on amazon prime or something?
>is codependent with her boyfriend
>now with an insane murder cult
The movie looks and sounds great but it’s ultimately all show and no substance. Gore feels meaningless when it is both perpetrated by and happens to characters I have no stake in.
I might be misremembering but I'm sure the director said that white people have weird cultures
even though he is "white" himself
>quads
I guess that is the power of swedish femboys
it's a shame though because he is a good actor. does he have any dialog or actual characterisation?
jews dont have a "culture" at all, it's all a bunch of ancient texts that have no pertinence at all to current life and if you read up on what those ancient people actually believed and practiced it's just totally incompatible with any modern sense of ethics or taste. their entire culture is appropriating protestants.
I think they did enough to establish why they didn't care, Will Poulter was a retard, Josh and Christian were focused on their PhDs, and Dani was finding a new surrogate family in the village
>nature cultists who drug and murder outsiders according to the finger paintings of an inbred retard are symbols for strong women
I love how retarded film critics are now
>gaslights
Deranged tumblrite
I really thought that Christian was buying into the village life and was going to completely throw everyone else including Dani under the bus to join them
was disappointed when he went fully retarded after the sex ritual
Her friends are depicted as selfish, chauvinistic, and otherwise assholish so she gives in to her madness and decides to stay with the cult because they were nice to her and made her feel strong.
oh, so it's a movie about Twitter thots
I thought Christian suddenly deciding to do his thesis on the Orgas(?) was just an attempt to piss off Josh so he’d want to leave. I don’t know it was just weird and sudden.
Soooo it’s A24 and it’s boring as fuck?
Sounds about par for the course. Only people who substitute s.oylent for at least 2 of their daily meals like A24
Christian and the other American guys are legitimate assholes for the most part. The only slightly redeemable one was Josh, but still not enough to garner much sympathy. The movie just needed an excuse to mutilate them without seeming mean-spirited, so it had Christian act like an ass for no reason and half-assed any attempts at giving his friends any layers or positive features beyond Josh sharing his sleeping pills.
so what happened to previous May Queens? I guess nothing good so watch out Dany.
This is the guy when you casually mention weed in a conversation he gets mad devolves into
"LOLOL DUUUDE let's smoke a WEED I only talk about WEED IM SO COOL lolol 420"
Chill out man we're just having a good time, have your mom come pick you up.
Get a job, NEET
the reality is so much scarier
this must be photoshopped, WHAT THE FUCK SWEDEN! Have you no pride in your culture???
Imagine a blue eyed blonde white guy in posters at China during the lunar month celebrations.
why anyone would stick around for even 5 minutes after the two elderly people commit suicide/get literally murdered with a mallet is beyond me.
Okay I imagined it
Now what?
Did they just edit out the supernatural elements completely? I remember chanting, cross burning and levitation in the trailer
When is it ever implied she will be killed if he doesnt mate? Oh. Its not.
>SJW
Thanks for letting me know your opinion is worthless
likewise
>Click on image
>See the writers picture
>Close image
very much the point
to prove they're saying the shit about this movie that you'd expect them to
and that they're incredibly wrong
When I saw that Red Ice vid complaining about this, I didn't even think /pol/ would be retarded enough to actually feel the same way about this movie, but I suppose they do.
>never heard of cinemascore
>google it
Avenger's Endgame = A+, seriously?
Aladdin = A, lmao