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STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
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First for Dany is an ugly whore

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AGGGGGGHHHHHH

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Emilia Isobel Euphemia Rose Clarke

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Toadface

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Wow, that's pretty rude

Why is Emilia a common whore, bros?

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Best ending!

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cringe

For me it's marrying and having children with Emilia Clarke.

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wow good one

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W E W
E
W

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Why can't emelia star in anything but flops, bros?

Shireen prospect husband ranking:

Robb Stark
Viserys Targaryen
Jon Snow
Renly Baratheon
Tommen Baratheon

... until a son is born

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Trying to read the book but I stop every time Daenerys show up. It's just so boring.

Whos Emelia

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>Targ fucking shits
>ranking that high
Doesn't Stannis share the Chadatheon hate for incestspawns?

Jesus fucking christ what happened to her?
Hit the wall harder than princess Diana

Not a native eng speaker, what does "hit the wall" mean here?
(beside the obvious Diana joke)

some dead t*rgshit whore

>Not only that, but the Mother of Dragons doesn’t see herself raising a family in Hollywood but rather in the countryside in her native England: "I grew up with ducks in the garden and a stream. We used to go mushroom picking in the fields. My first plays were done inside of trees. And if I manage to push out a few sproglets, I'd like them to have that experience as well."

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>rips off the war of the roses
>throws in a preachy metaphor for neoconservativism
>muh climate change
>muh wmd's
>throws in a bunch of red herrings to keep people guessing
>rips off the ending of lotr with a few rearrangements
>what makes a good ruler, I'll just make my ideal ruler omniscient

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Emelia Targaryen? Is that a your fanfic or something?

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>shit, have to write backstory of why there aren't dragons anymore
>rip off the Norman Anarchy+ adds a few crazy cahoots ripped off random War of the Roses pretenders in KL
BRAVO, MARTIN

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If he accepts the consort role maybe so. He is abomination yes. But at least abomination that held the throne.

It means age hit her with the ugly stick.
She wasn't by any means Daddario levels of hot back in the day but those last years really did a number on her.

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big fan of daenerys targaryen!

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Oh, I see, thanks user
And you're completely right, of course

Ah yes, the cherrypickfag that picks the worst pictures and still fails to show her ugly
Pic related was 5 days ago btw

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El goblino de bonglandia!!

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She was already too old

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This is my Queen.

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WEW lad, you fags are waifuing this?
Have some self respect famolamo

>Daddario levels of hot

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I saw Emilia Clarke at a Tesco express in London yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “It's fine! I don't mind at all!”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she cut me off and laughed and pulled me in for a selfie. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her laugh and turned round to see her wave at me as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Oi luv, you need to pay for those first.” She turned around and said "I'm so sorry! I'm so scatterbrained, I didn't mean to!"

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she realized she had forgotten her credit card in her car. I offered to pay for the Milky Ways and she said "Wow, you're so sweet!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I will never wash my face again.

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>bran is omniscient
>no one talks to him

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You want me to waifu you? lmao fag

When will this torment end? I just want to wake up to an Emilia wife and Emilia kids

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His omniscensce seems to be very convenient for the plot
>No one's ever tried that before
Either that, or you can't be sure he isn't making up some bull to push his own hidden agenda instead of telling you what he knows
Also
>I don't really want anymore
>Why do you think I came all this way
BRAVO, D&D

>When will this torment end?
The ride never ends

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>be a midget
>know about Red Keep secret entrance
>tell nothing and let the dragon burn the city

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>the Lord of Light resurrects people for a purpose
>Jon gets resurrected
>only purpose of it is either stabbing Dany or being the only one who could lead to peace with Freefolk cutting down NK's army supply

>cutting down NK's army supply
He only cut it down by like 5,000 with 3,000 of them being old folk and kids

I'm writing a screenplay that has a part that'd be perfect for her. I'll let you fags know when the movie opens in a few years and we attend the premiere together.

>Western continent
>Westeros
>Eastern continent
>Essos
>Southern continent
>Sothoryos
>western part of Westeros
>Westerlands
>northern part of Westeros
>the North
>island-y part of Westeros
>iron Islands
>mountainous part fo Westeros
>Vale
>river-y part of Westeros
>Riverlands
>capital city part of Westeros
>Crownlands
>Stormy shore part of Westeros
>Stormlands
>agriculture center of Westeros
>Reach
>land beyond the wall
>Beyond the Wall
I guess he only put effort in coming up with Dorne

>resurrects Beric six times for the purpose of standing in a doorway

cast me as her love interest

Too late she's already casted as my wife

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I'd be able to tolerate it if I could have lucid dreams of her. And not even perverted ones. Emilia is not for lewd

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>Jon's only purpose in life is to bring down the wall and mishandle his relationship with his aunt
Yep, that was totally worth 6 hours of screentime.

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>tfw emiliadreams coming in full force these days

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AMERICAN TOLKIEN

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>You have to swear not to tell a single soul
>I promise
>ohnoeswhatwilltheyeverdo.jpg
>implying we don't already know dwarves have no soul
predictable screenplay there, D&D

Imagine starting this series in the 90s, waiting all this time and this is the ending you get. And the only one you'll ever have.

I'm surprised people aren't trying to murder George tbph

>Queen Bolton

i unlucid dreamed having sex with dany but unironically would rather cuddle with clarke or perhaps even clark

I imagine thousands are already setting up everything they need inc are they have to kidnap him next year as he asked if he wasn't finished with TWOW yet

Here's your hero bro

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But love is the death of duty, user. It doesn't matter if Jon learned his message already. He has to kill his soulmate because George had a couple of bad relationships and because he wants to emulate The Lord of The Rings.

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>This time, Jon, I will really be mad at you if you disobey me. No takebacks. Honest.

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They probably think the book ending will be better

>implying GRRM will ever finish the books

What happens in these dreams? You lucky bastard.

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>b-b-but it will make sense in the books

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Are family trees the one thing where GURM can outdo Tolkien?

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I see her laughing in slowmotion and then i wake up

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>honors family values
>honors her father, RIP
>pure
>smol
>cute
>ages well
>wants a traditional home life
>catholic
>wants multiple children
>down to Earth
>makes friends for life despite fame
>grateful
>loves to laugh
How can she be real? When will it be mine turn for an Emilia wife?

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>He has to kill his soulmate because George had a couple of bad relationships and because he wants to emulate The Lord of The Rings.

I don't remember Aragorn murdering Arwen after she burned Minas Tirith

>Hey you know his nigga who's been built up since the first scene of the series, can resurrect the dead, killed a dragon with a javelin and rides it's undead body, and wants to bring the apocalypse, yeah he gets stabbed by a little goblin and he and his whole army dies without getting past winterfell. Also winter's over now before it began

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I don't know. The only way he can make King Bran make sense is if it's some Children of the Forest fuckery, it's just pure nonsense otherwise.

>"I've always agreed with William Faulkner—he said that the human heart in conflict with itself is the only thing worth writing about. I've always taken that as my guiding principle, and the rest is just set dressing." - George RR Martin.
>immortal unfeeling inhuman omniscient tree wizard god-king
What did he mean by this?

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Why didn't Jon give her babies?

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Because George is a bitter old man.

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because she only has two great-grandparents In a normal world it would already be a miracle for her parents to be born, T*rg shits magic gave then a couple extra generations

Stannis is my wife.

Because the script demanded not to

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>The seed is strong.
Imagine your last words being about your King's jizz.

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that's a lot of Emilias

>born too late to be raised as a functional human being in a tech free society
>born too early to at least profit from said tech to have hologf
goslingchairrattling.pnj

S T A N N I S
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Cersei sure got lucky that his last words weren't "Robert your kids aren't yours, Cersei has been fucking her brother all along"

so thats where Stannis got it from

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>Jon Arryn raised three Chads
What's the secret?

>I would need to steal her if I wanted her love, but she might give me children. I might someday hold a son of my own blood in my arms. A son was something Jon Snow had never dared dream of, since he decided to live his life on the Wall. I could name him Robb. Val would want to keep her sister’s son, but we could foster him at Winterfell, and Gilly’s boy as well. Sam would never need to tell his lie. We’d find a place for Gilly too, and Sam could come visit her once a year or so. Mance’s son and Craster’s would grow up brothers, as I once did with Robb.
>He wanted it, Jon knew then. He wanted it as much as he had ever wanted anything.I have always wanted it, he thought, guiltily. May the gods forgive me. It was a hunger inside him, sharp as a dragonglass blade.

Book Jon WILL pump his aunt full of babies

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>Book Jon WILL pump his aunt full of babies
I don't think so

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WMD's curse is nowhere close to being confirmed in the books.

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Dany started ovulating again in books already

based

Even the show sets it up to be false in seasons 7 and 8

didn't matter lol

stfu lol

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>Jon Arryn raised three Chads

3?

>What unites people? Stories. And who has a better story than Bran the Broken?
What the fuck were they thinking?

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The second Ned arrived in King's Landing, why didn't Stannis tell him "Bro, Cersei's kids are bastards, Jon Arryn and I figured it out. I'm 99% sure the Lannisters killed your foster dad to cover it up. Let's march up to Robert right now and tell him. Bam civil war averted.

SUBVERTED

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>Azor Ahai will wake dragons (baby Targaryens) out of Stone (Dany's barren womb)

MIRRI MAZ DUUR BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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Stannis was butthurt that Robert chose Ned as hand instead of him.

>jew writing

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ah shit here we go again

youtube.com/watch?v=65RKEoH8AI4

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Dear lord she can't act for shit

She can actually

Her acting skills went up 100 fold when she was allowed to show emotion in the last 2 seasons

So Lightbringer was a tiny penis all along?

Daenerys was the worst misscast second only to ed sheeran

>Cersei says she's bringing in people into the red keep
>One episode later
>Red keep is completely empty

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Yeah Emilia is too cute and wholesome to play Dany, they even whitewashed her in the series because in the books she's a whore

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D&D. Jon is too honor bound to give his pledge and love to a Queen and kill her cause she made one decision he disagreed with.

They were in the courtyard, no one's letting filthy plebs into the keep

She's full on whore in the show too, and man, the bong genes are too strong in her to be cute.
There's nothing wholesome about her cocaine induced stroke either. What bubble do you live in man?

They should, it's been entirely populated by Cersei, Qyburn and zombie Gregor for three seasons

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>adapting 6-year-old notes from an old cocktail napkin

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Lightbringer was Jon itself
And Rhaegar was Azor Alai
>when Azor Ahai first forged a sword he tempered it in water but it shattered
>Rhaegar fist thought he was the prince that was promised but was shattered by Bobby B's hammer in the Trident
>then AA forged again a sword, tempered it in a lion's heart but it shattered
>then Rhaegar thought the prince that was promised were his herein with Elia Martell, but they were shattered at the orders of the Lannisters
>finally AA forged another sword, tempered it in his lover's heart killing her, and Lightbringer was created
>finally Rhaegar thought his child with Lyanna, and Jon was born killing his mother
It just adds up

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Coke use doesn't form aneurysms and if she was doing coke with the aneurysms in her brain she'd be dead

>She's bringing them into a nonexistent courtyard that only existed for one nuremburg rally scene, rather than into the red keep as human shields like she and everyone else said
Ok

Then why doesn't he glow in the dark?

Don't give him (You)s, he's trying since the other thread

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>Coke use doesn't form aneurysms
Please stop talking about shit you know nothing about

..............but you just did

>Don't give him (You)s
>Gives more yous
Is this the power of /ecg/ nuke refugees?

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He gave me a (you) not the guy claiming Emilia is a coke whore you absolute mong

here

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And another one? Come on, do it, give me another one you can't help yourself lmao.

I'd rather not have sloppy seconds, thank you very much

>What's west of westeros?
>Doesn't ask omniscient brother who's right next to her

Tranny lover

No thanks, i already have a waifu

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Why didn't Ned just fuck Cersei?

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Why would you call yourself that? Are you ok?

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West of Westeros hasn't got treenternet

>/got/

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Bran is the world's memory not the tree's memories. There was no tree at the tower of joy

Tranny lover

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yikes

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How hard is a Jon AFFC playthrough?

Bros...

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>“You know what I must do.”
>“Must?” She put her hand on his good leg, just above the knee. “A true man does what he will, not what he must.” Her fingers brushed lightly against his thigh, the gentlest of promises. “The realm needs a strong Hand. Joff will not come of age for years. No one wants war again, least of all me.” Her hand touched his face, his hair. “If friends can turn to enemies, enemies can become friends. Your wife is a thousand leagues away, and my brother has fled. Be kind to me, Ned. I swear to you, you shall never regret it.”
he didn't want it

Brah

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>Be me, unnamed lord #2
>Arrive at King's Landing to treat with the guy who served the crazy queen who just destroyed the capital, instead of just attacking him with all the armies of the Seven Kingdoms for some reason
>Hated dwarf prisoner who killed his father, king, and who was Hand to the Queen who just killed a million people comes up for sentencing
>Starts giving a speech, dickless nig tells him he is not here to speak. He continues anyway
>Hey, we should vote for kings. Don't think about the fact that Westeros has apparently not had a king for several months.
>Apparently no one wants the throne we fought over for years, killing millions except one guy who gets told to shut up by his ugly niece
>Dwarf speaks up. Hey, this kid fell out of a tower once and became autistic. That's a pretty good story, right?
>Everyone looks at creepy heathen Northern cripple boy with no claim to the Throne and supposedly some scary magic witchcraft powers that we have no idea what they are
What do?

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based

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>27 posters
Just end it all already

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What was the deleted post?

IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR GENERAL?

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just a Sophie pic as far as I could tell
And they also trashed an Emilia pic

it was actor/actress discussion irrelevant to roles

Which one? The ecg stealth poster or the other ecg not-so stealth poster?

Kill the general and be done with it

CAREFUL, user
CAREFUL NOW

Game of Thrones taught me how easy writing a screenplay is.

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>kill /got/? your grace, hundreds will not be able to post!
"dozens."

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it confirmed to me that people fail upward in the movie/TV industry

more like "jewed jewward"

>She kissed him. A light kiss, the merest brush of her lips on his, but he could feel her tremble as he slid his arms around her. "Be kind to me.”
>There was no tenderness in the kiss he returned to her, only hunger. Her mouth opened for his tongue. “No,” she said weakly when his lips moved down her neck, “not here. Robert . . .”
>“The Others can take Robert.” He kissed her again, kissed her silent, kissed her until she moaned. Then he lifted her up onto the heart tree, pushing up her skirts and the silken shift beneath. She pounded on his chest with feeble fists, murmuring about the risk, the danger, about the king, about the spies, about the wrath of gods. He never heard her. He undid his breeches and climbed up and pushed her bare white legs apart. One hand slid up her thigh and underneath her smallclothes. When he tore them away, he saw that her moon’s blood was on her, but it made no difference.
>“Hurry,” she was whispering now, “quickly, quickly, now, do it now, do me now. Ned Ned Ned.” Her hands helped guide him. “Yes,” Cersei said as he thrust, “my Hand, sweet Hand, yes, like that, yes, I have you” She kissed his ear and stroked his. long brown hair. He could feel Cersei’s heart beating in time with his own, and the wetness of blood and seed where they were joined.
Wtf guys, I thought that Ned was honorable

Jon isnt even a character in s8

What was the point of this fat fuck

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>j*nny starts genociding emiliabros
>thread dies

lmaoing @ ur thread

To fulfill George's fantasies. Notice how Sam gets the only happy romantic ending.

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To be Gurm's self insert and succeed alongside the three Stark POVs while everyone else gets fucked in the ass

What about Bronn plus his castle?

George doesn't care about Bronn at all. The only reason that character kept popping up is because of Q ratings.

Based

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He didn't do anything though, all he did was gain some courage back in season 4 but then he reverted back to a coward again anyway

Next time in gonna let these shit threads die

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based and STANNISpilled

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very based tbhfamiglia

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I can't believe how they ruined this show

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extremely fucking based

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Was Rhaegar an incel?

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BURN ALL BAMBIES

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some over the hill failed actress who lucked out in a meme role and almost got killed by her bong genes twice

white women age like milk

Unironically would wed, bed and put a child in one on the right

thread theme for all us Stannischads and Emilialads, I'm glad to be here with you bros here at the end.

>we've sat like this just waiting for their arrows to blacken the skies
>many times before, and we will again
>god willing
>i am honored to have served alongside men who inspire defiance
>sometimes i tire of the fighting, and the killing
>we are survivors
>the ones left behind
>defenders of the legacy
>the last of our kind

youtube.com/watch?v=4Hi_kzzSXhY

I often wonder how that actress would have handled the role. She actually has a pedigree.

so what do the other races age like?
fish? left in the sun?

He got laid multiple times and he was apparently so hot that he made Cersei stop thinking about incest and Lyanna ditch her 10/10 fiancee.

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she looks fucking horrible in this pic

>implying this isn't how things get named
France - place where the Franks live
Normandy - place where Normans live
Germany - home of Germanic tribes

GEORGIE BOY AT THE START OF S8
>lol it's my ending of course, I hope fans will passionately discuss and remember it, that's the most important thing to me

AFTER FANS SHAT ON THE SEASON AND ENDING
>they're all toxic, the internet is now toxic

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WE. ARE. NOT. DYING!!!

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bravo martin

enjoy your down syndrome son lmao

Not all of us. I swore a vow

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Yeah, you're the clear example of It. Thankfully surrogacy exists

Not to mention the Targ madness

wait until you get a load of the hacks who named Australia
>uhhhh so what should we call the Teritory of Australia where the Capital is located?
>The Australian Capital Territory!
fucking seriously?

based

Targ madness is greatly exaggerated

That is true but it was probably more that Stannis feared for his life after Arryn got poisoned so he didn't stick around in the city.

>He got laid multiple times
with his arranged marriage wife
>he made Cersei stop thinking about incest
So did Bobby B initially.
>Lyanna ditch her 10/10 fiancee.
Rape.

And he abandoned his brother to die

>there are people here that unironically believe this series isn't a gigantic dumpster fire that even the author knows and refuses to finish because of it
lol

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>Bobby B initially.
No he didn't. Rhaegar is absolutely unique in the perspective that Cersei wouldn't dream of cucking him and would've ditched Jaime who Rhaegar makes look like shit. She fucked Jaime the morning of her wedding to Robert

based

>Rape

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Still hurts

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Why is every guy a premature ejaculator in the books?

i miss this nigga in a way that wouldn't believe

>Season 1
Ned and Bobby
>Seasons 2-5
The War of Five Chads
>Seasons 6-8
Aegon's Cuck Quest

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>Many a night she had watched Prince Rhaegar in the hall, playing his silver-stringed harp with those long, elegant fingers of his. Had any man ever been so beautiful? He was more than a man, though. His blood was the blood of old Valyria, the blood of dragons and gods.
>By night the prince played his silver harp and made her weep. When she had been presented to him, Cersei had almost drowned in the depths of his sad purple eyes. He has been wounded, she recalled thinking, but I will mend his hurt when we are wed. Next to Rhaegar, even her beautiful Jaime had seemed no more than a callow boy. The prince is going to be my husband, she had thought, giddy with excitement
>If she had only married Rhaegar as the gods intended, he would never have looked twice at the wolf girl. Rhaegar would be our king today and I would be his queen, the mother of his sons.
Poor Jaime

>Robert had been handsome enough when they first married, tall and strong and powerful, but his hair was black and heavy, thick on his chest and coarse around his sex. The wrong man came back from the Trident, the queen would sometimes think as he was plowing her. In the first few years, when he mounted her more often, she would close her eyes and pretend that he was Rhaegar.
And poor Bobby

No one likes melancholic sad ass cucks in the long run. Cersei would've cucked Rhaegar 100%, possibly with Bobby B and Jaime.

And Aerys.

gurm probably does and thinks that's just how cocks work.
i would point to that famous image of him being astounded women don't like loyal sam

>Had any man ever been so beautiful?
>man
>beautiful
dude was a twink. Cersei is egotistical above all so she probably thought it'd be like fucking herself.

Yeah, even if Bobby had forgotten all about Lyanna, i doubt Cersei could be married to anyone for more than a few months and remain happy.
She even gets sick of Jaime once Robert is dead.
Theres also the fact that she literally did not know Rhaegar at all.

He should have won

>No one likes melancholic sad ass cucks in the long run
You don't know anything about women. They love mysterious broken men so they can "fix them". As long as Rhaegar throws her a bone once in a while she'll keep trying to do that.

Yeah until a 10/10 muscled gigachad like Bobby B rolls in and plows them hard.

Stannis is perhaps not as dutiful as he likes to think.

Except that Cersei and Lyanna prefer twinks like Jaime and Rhaegar

Ned was the only one with patrician taste in men.

btw /got/
i'm going to be reportbombing the fucking SHIT out of your threads from now on until this garbage is just deleted on sight
those emilia posters banned? ALL ME
enjoy ur bans!

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ummmmm dude don't you know that announcing reports is AGAINST THE RULES???

>Lyanna
Rape. Also Jaime? A twink? Nah. NCW is max chad

Sansa said that Renly (who was basically a shorter, less muscular Robert) was the most handsome man she had ever met but then she falls for the twink meme too with Loras

Who wore it best?

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Book Jaime used to dress like a girl when he was young and no one could tell that he wasn't Cersei

Why is a fucking Renly allowed to wield Blackfyre?

How is blood raven kbtw?

>play bobby b
>beat yung griff
>take blackfyre from his corpse
>die to white walkers
>renly inherits because stannis is dead and robert only had a daughter

>Renly king
You ruined everything. Burn it all

better than pic related

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I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things, /got/.

Reminder that show Balon won the War of Five Kings

>War of Five Kings
Why did they call it that when there's at least two Queens involved? Cersei and Renly.

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what's he that wishes so?
if we are marked to die, we are enough to do our board loss.
and if to live - the fewer posters the greater share of honor!
god's will I pray thee wish not one user more!
proclaim through this general:
he that has no stomach for /got/, let him depart.
his passport shall made, and crowns for convoy put into his purse.
we shall not have that user's company that fears his fellowship to die with us.
this general is called /got/.
he that shall outlive this bread and come safe home will stand tall when this general is named, and rouse him at the name of /got/.
he that shall see this bread and live old age will yearly, on the vigil, feast his neighbours and say "i was a /got/fag". then will he open his folder and show his ban screencaps and say "these wound I had for /got/."
old men forget, yet all shall be forgotten, but you will remember with advantages what feats he did in this general.
then shall our names, familiar in their mouths as household words: user the baker, user and user, user and user, user and user be in their flowing cups freshly remebered.
this story shall a good man teach his son.
and no day shall ne'er go by from here until the ending of the world, but we in it shall be remembered.
we few, we happy few.
we band of shitposters.
for whoever posts with me this day shall be my brother.
be he ne'er so vile this general shall gentle his condition.
and anons now in the other breads will think themselves accursed, and hold their manhoods cheap, whilst any speaks, that posted with us in this general!

doesn't a daughter inherit before her uncle?

stannis is dumb

I'm pretty sure most of Westeros (Dorne being the most obvious exlusion) practices Male-preference primogeniture

I don't know user. If you were a girl like that would you go for a guy like you?

I agree with you, so I came up with better, more original names.
>Western continent
>Essos
>Eastern continent
>Westeros
>Southern continent
>Northeros
>western part of Westeros
>Easterlands
>northern part of Westeros
>the South
>island-y part of Westeros
>Riverlands
>mountainous part fo Westeros
>Flatlands
>river-y part of Westeros
>iron Islands
>capital city part of Westeros
>Reach
>Stormy shore part of Westeros
>Pacificlands

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a daughter still comes before her uncle in male-preference primogeniture

These are pretty good.

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you must be blind as well as maimed, ser. lift your eyes, and you will see /got/ still flies above this board.

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threadly reminder that Alys is still alive.
>D&D known for last minute changes
>Megan Parkinson had a death scene cut
Lady Karstark is still out there with her tits.

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>NCW and Gwen are always seen together

YOU JUST KNOW

>port city on a prominent river
>no port
>no river
bravo

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*ahem*

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DA NAAHT KENG

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>"Who has a better story than Bran the broken?"
>None of the people on the council who have no fucking idea who Bran asks what his story is

terrible feet
yikes

Is it, like, reversed? Looks odd as fuck.

AHEM

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Our guy got killed because of this fat fuck

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Everything Targaryen is so over the top. You can tell he's just not trying anymore when he's writing the backstory lore

And whence do Frank, Norman, and Germanic come from?

BASED

Empty continents that only got discovered two hundred years ago are lazily named but it doesn't cut it with supposedly richly cultured regions with history

>Land of the South Saxons
>South-Sax
whoah
>Land of the West Saxons
>West-Sax
bravo
>Land of the East Saxons
>East-Sax
very creative
>Land of the East Angles
>East-Angle-ia
so rich
>North area
>North(umbria)
so cultured

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pro-tip: never leave naming to a germanic people, they suck at it

pretty sure virtually every place name can be traced back to some boring description, those examples are just close enough to current english to be distinguishable as such, whereas other 'original' sounding names have just had their meanings lost in millennia of linguistic evolution

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take a look at this desu
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_country-name_etymologies

Why so mad, bro? This is a place of companionship, not hate.

Not for the Iron Throne they don't

This guy gets it.

> but, but, but Jews have high IQ and that is why they are owning the Hollywood....

After watching enough movies and TV shows only a drooling idiot will think that smart and competent people are running the shots there.

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Based thread bumpers

EMILIAPOSTING IS THE NEW BANEPOSTING
but in fairness you do generally manage to stay on topic and come up with some nice pictures of her

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was Dumnonia really that large?

Sebastian Croft (Young Ned Stark) is the gay

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>emiliaposting replacing baneposting

i would love to see the butthurt

Even as an emiliabro I believe baneposting should be eternal

the idea I wanted (and obviously failed) to get across was that baneposters have diversified into emiliaposting

>we need to hire nigger actors to satisfy the left's quota but it's a historical European setting and we want it to be realistic
>well just have all the non-human characters played by niggers
I hate this shit it's so transparent and self-serving

>non-human characters
like who?

the other threads should consider themselves lucky I don't have them all pruned for treason.
see, ser janny? hard truths cut both ways.

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The children of the forest in the prequels

oh didn't realise you were talking about the prequel
that thing is gonna be a disaster

I hope it gets cancelled before it begins, we don't deserve to be subjected to that shit. They're better off remaking season 8 or at least remaking the long night episode

desu bran larping as a wolf is way more insufferable. at least dany's chapters are a change of scenery

didn't long night take like 50 days to shoot?
i doubt anyone wants to repeat it.

No matter how good the prequel about The Long Night is, D&D already ruined the mystique of the White Walkers forever.

I ninja Arya can kill their King in that idiotic manner than it's over.

They clearly left out any white walker backstory so they could put it in the prequel series

doesn't matter when you know that the goblina will materialize from thin air and kill the great walker

That's fucking unbelievable, sapochnik and d&d are a joke. They don't have to bring everyone back though, just redo it with a bunch of cgi and greenscreens

Sapochnik is based, he wanted to kill everyone in the long night and Jon killing the NK but D&D denied him to do it

I think we might have the real American Tolkien in our thread lads.

>goblina will materialize from thin air and kill the great walker
Truly this was perhaps the greatest piece of %)$#% ever in TV.

She should apologize for accepting to film that scene instead of being smug about it.

How low is her IQ and how big her Ego?

Even her boyfriend thought Arya killing the NK was stupid and it should have been Jon

The battle was still retarded, Jon says we can't beat them in a straight fight then the dothraki all charge at them in a straight fight, it might be a bit better but still shit compared to blackwater and the battle of castle black

Even Maisie didn't like it at first. She told her boyfriend and he didn't like it either. Kit didn't like it. Conleth Hill didn't like it. The guy who played The Night King didn't like it.

Like with every other questionable decision, D&D got their way and the actors had to accept it.

Maisie Williams thinks other scripts are ''trash'' compared with 'Game of Thrones'

Yeah Maisie and the Earth is Flat....

She probably punished him somehow.

>homo edition
Glad I slept through most of your shit thread, op. Let’s get a hot babe edition or a based mature men edition, not any more of this fag shit that’s as shitty as the anus that gays use to kiss and make love.

next one is a Pilou edition, brace yourselves

Tesla

THANK THE GODS

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Based homophobic user

FOR BESSIE AND HER TITS

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>t.oasty

Daenerys' vision at the House of the Undying doesn't make sense.

1. It prior to George telling them each characters' ending and arc

2. Daenerys explicitly ties it to Mirri's curse that certain things gave to happen for Drogo to be as he was. None of these things were fulfilled. Daenerys even then adds the having a kid part as what Mirri also said, which also wasn't fulfilled

3. Mirri's thing didn't say she'd have her kid back

4. Daenerys had moved on to Jon so kinda crazy for her afterlife to now be with Drogo

5. According to Jon there is no afterlife and George the atheist he is wouldn't include one

>George the atheist
Makes the divine pretty much a bunch of demons with nothing else having any such power in the book or show. There is no benevolent supernatural force. Only malevolence.

Just demonic "gods". Does not seem like an atheist. Like an anti-theist yes.

there is no sign of any gods, just magic and people making up gods to explain it

I'm pretty sure the vision was just a chekov's gun thing they threw together and decided what to do with later like arya's eyes thing, it was really only foreshadowing the white walkers. It's totally different from the books which had a bunch of shit like foreshadowing the red wedding, literally had none of the shit that was in the show, I don't know why they changed it

Supernatural powers, from shadow demons to fire-breathing dragons and mind-bending mages, is nothing but Demonic magical force.

Magic is not another form of materialistic science in Metaphysics.

The Red Woman prays to a "God" and gets results. Clearly there are "gods" and cleary there are signs.

It is just they are evil, egocentric and monstrous.

>based mature men edition
i agree

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my king

>Dumnonia = Land of the Dumb Anons?
Is this our ancestral home?

male feet are the ultimate kino t b h

Oh no
Now we’re talking

girl*

Nu

rude. i was about to make a mature men edition

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I just wanted to avoid another faggot edition.

Me too, however it’s still free of degeneracy
You did just fine my healthy, AIDSless friend.

oh but hundreds of Dany/waifu editions are okay?
piss off next time i'm making a faggot edition

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>oh but hundreds of Dany/waifu editions are okay?
well I'm not fucking around 24/7 to make the new thread am I

It's not.

literally 90% of them are "Land of ..." so i don't get all the hate on GRRM for his naming of places