But single digits dosn't matter

but single digits dosn't matter...

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pathetic

Cool it with the single digits.

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How did a nitwit like you get so double?

Jesus Christ, Price, you are PRICELESS

I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

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FUUUUUCK

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Nice. Very Impressive.

Marvelous

YEAH SUH

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Oh Pat-rick

Yea i'm thinking he's based...

Beautiful

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Suck my dick patrick

Bateman you sexy man

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Get this in the screenshot: Chernobyl is a gay show, for gay people.

Blessed post

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get this man a reservation at dorsia

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FUCKING CHECKED!

Please don't put me in the screenshot.

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Epic bread

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its beautiful

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A bit off topic, but are there any other kinos with a corporate psychopathic feel? Like not necessarily with murders and stuff, just high-end business men exploiting people for money in big corporate towers.

No.

bringe

>go to atm
>insert card
>see this
>what do?

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Confirmed as elite skincare routine

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NICE

If dubs I'm buying Oliver people's O'Malley glasses

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Fuck niggers!

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here let me help you out

Best get ive seen in a while. Also fuck people who beg to be put in screenies.

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tasteful

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if i dont get dubs ill kill myself on cam

How did a nitwit like you get so tasteful

Dubs and I kill myself tonight.

WOW

W E W

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>He doesn’t tan at home

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holy moly

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It's 7/11 all over again

Bye user, tell Kurt cobain he sucks dick

>I can do a thousand now
Was that a lie?

legendary get

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haha dubs and sneed and bane

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:O

Check em

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George Clooney film where he's a dirty lawyer/corporate fixer, sorry can't remember what it's called.

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put me in the screencap

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>A bit off topic, but are there any other kinos with a corporate psychopathic feel? Like not necessarily with murders and stuff, just high-end business men exploiting people for money in big corporate towers.

Every Human Resources Division in every corporate entity ever.

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What a shit answer

Excellent
If I could only figure out what he meant by this

t. soulless corporate bugman

Best post on Yea Forums this year

Put me in the screencap

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I took your image to a Barber once, asking for that haircut.

A barber in an askreddit thread said it was the best way to say what kind of haircut you wanted. You show them a pic. All the other barbers agreed.

So I showed that pic (but the head wasnt cropped). The barber said 'what the hell do you want me to do with this?!' and laughed at me. Everyone else in there laughed at me too. He said 'what NUMBER do you want?'

The thing is, I didn't know. I just wanted the same haircut as that image. I didn't know the numbers or way to do it. I nearly walked out right there and then but I already had the mat on me. I said I didnt know the number and he kept humiliating me over it. I dont know why he made such a big thing of it.

I went back to cutting my own hair after that. I get lots of compliments and nobody ever believes me when I say I cut it myself. Its also faster and I can shower right afterward.

Doubles?

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No murders in this but it's sociopath kino.

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GOD DAMN

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Wasted on some shitty nutv forced meme, WTF.

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3?

I gotchu famalam

Nein

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dubs and every virgin in this thread will have sex this year

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up in the air?

Dubs and we all die alone

Oooo baby, checked.

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digits and this is the last good bateman thread in the history of Yea Forums

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Dubs and I have sex with your mom

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Impressive. Very nice.

blessed thread

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