Fuckup Kino

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sneed

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I think they should have given it to him anyway.

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lmao

kek

The grapes of wrath. What the fuck happened

Holy shit I’m dying that dude got fucked

What the fuck is even happening here? Looks like something jumps at him but it’s grainy as hell

okay what is this?

were the grapes conducting the electricity from the lights?

does that mean he loses all those prizes?

he got zapped and is now a senator in brazil

hue

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Did he break his hand on the metal bar on the first chop or something, and then he couldn't keep hitting hard enough because of it? I can't imagine that they didn't have him show that he could chop a coconut before setting up the filming.

was that a ftm tranny on the right?

when he went home, he realized that he fucked up his hand for the rest of his life

this triggers me because neither of these are anything like the actual greek pronunciation.

this is just plane racism

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LOL

you can't be racist against planes

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beat me to it

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only for boomers

What, like "Around a Cessna, don't have a siesta"?

Amazingly, his hand was fine.
He blamed the setup, i.e. the flat iron beam, the fact that the coconuts weren't standing still on rubber rings, that the coconuts were wet, etc. He did break two of them, though, so all in all a great day for the lad

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Web Junk 20 with Patrice O'Neal was the first time I seen that clip.

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>that comment 'hes wearing his trousers backward'
fucking kek

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dat waycis
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i seen an explanation somewhere, some idiot left some open electronic current wire/element exposed

post you faggots

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lmao white bitch clapping

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>high quality products for the low low price of 49.95

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what did he mean by this?

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dude ... it's ninja swords sold by rednecks. yeah.

Nothing fills me with fear as much as people who think they can be electricians as a hobby. My friend bought a house and apparently the people who lived there before thought it was a smashing idea to supply a lamp built into a kitchen bench with power by having a plug carry the electricity to a socket on the wall that was then wired to the lamp. So you'd plug it in and then flip a switch. He found out when he was investigating what the plug went to and flipped the switch, assuming it'd turn on the lamp so he could see better, and sparks started shooting from the live plug he'd just unplugged and that was just lying right on the bench, next to the sink. Fucking oldfag loonies.

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Classic

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>wi tu lo
hahahahah

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Home shopping fuckups are my favorite, the way they can keep their composure is almost surreal

this, i almost electrocuted myself trying to put in a metalcover over the outlet. sparks started flying the fuck out, i had damn near a heart attack

what sucks is i want to set up some electrical shit in my car, im fucking afraid to mess around with it. also im super jelly of electrical engineers. it seems like they have the world by the balls with all the cool shit they can do.

Yes, he lost all those grapes.

HOLY SHIT LMAAAAAO

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You don't have to be old to do shitty homemade electrical work.

his hands were shaking like a wino

the one and only
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He looks like a young Chris Pontius.

He got electrocuted.

well the ladder worked, he just slipped

chinese people sound so funny when they're screaming lol

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>when the only noteworthy thing about you is touching electrical grapes in the 90s

>youtube.com/watch?v=TqghkzaqH_o
This one fucking gets me every time. The guy just ignore it and finishes his dance. Those fucktards that immediately go and fuck his spine up just to make sure the guy is a goner..

I don't get it

guess his math was off

>the cardboard cut out climbing the tree

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Barely even reacts.
Dude was god tier.

>bear scats in the woods
why are these small town news franchises so kino?

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He's brazilian, the portuguese page has more information on him.

Kek i remember that

Scott Peterson killed his wife Laci Peterson who was 8 months pregnant with their son Conner.

Someone pranked a news show by doing birthday wishes for a murdered child.

did he died?

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doing it in china as well

“are you alright love?”

That's some dave chapelle shit

That old man is shacking so much his hands, he shouldnt have be in charge of holding it on first place.

While that is true, you see a whole lot more old people not respecting electricity, building their own home-made death contraptions, whereas younger people have a healthy fear for electricity almost to the point where they don't dare do a lot of things that are perfectly safe. At least where I live it's that way. The only thing young people will open up and mess with are computers, which funnily enough is the only thing the old people don't dare mess with, as if it's any more dangerous than messing around with making your own electrical wiring.

>video uploader
>'hilarious videos'
toppest of keks

Did she split her cooch?

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how has this not been posted

>guilty of being a bear while black

Because it's from a comedy sketch show, you fool.

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>he's dead, Jim
What died when the thing fell?

she broke her elbow

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this one here yet? if it is call me a faggot

UR BLUD IS IN HER BATHROOM STAYVUN

>Michael Jackson guy continues dancing over his dead body

Every fucking time

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gets me every time

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>all in all a great day for the lad

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says your mind and no source

Imagine that the last thing you see is some shitty Michael Jackson impersonator flailing over you

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He based

that guy at the end nails it

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Holy shit

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Honestly where did they find these names and then think they were the actual names?

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Who was in the wrong here?

it's literally one of this sites most famous pranks newfag

I'm calling this fuckup kino because this couple being alive means someone made a mistake somewhere
condensed version:
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and full:
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>the apology being unintentionally finest comedic gold
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Better than the kids whose last thing was seeing Michael Jackson flailing all over them.

well real samurai swords were made of pig iron and were brittle as fuck

STOP LAUGHING

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Hahaha

I cannot believe we lost this man as abruptly as we did

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Anyone who makes it that far in life knowing that little about Star Wars should consider themselves blessed.

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That's a big mistake.

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my fucking sides lmao

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I suffer from vertigo and i relate to the asian dude so much, when instinct to survive takes over rational thinking you just shut down like that poor fucker did

thanks for posting this

why didnt he just hold on for longer? fat fuck only held on for like 5 seconds

Isn't there another video of the young guy on the right where he couldn't stop laughing?

I'm still lmaoing from the girls expression in picture

Can't believe anyone could think this was real.

>well done 47, the money has been wired to your account

They got names from Yea Forums and thought they were real? Makes sense

holy fuck I would have lost my shit and broke everything in the studio. The pronunciation differs from language to language, it's a name for fuck's sake

>but he accomplished something very few people have accomplished
letting go?

I forgot about this video. I nearly died when I first saw it, like holy fuck imagine seeing a dollar store prop malfunction and assuming it's Satan come to fuck with you

It triggers me because I go to Indiana University.

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what a cunt

this was badass but he should have just let go right at the start

What the fuck, I instantly read that in 47's voice. So my brain knew it was related to Hitman, but still fucked up with the voice. Is my brain retarded?

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>Directed by Wes Anderson

I was painting the other day and was struggling to grip the fucking paint roller after a while

I would have been gone the first 30 seconds

I need to buy power grips or something, my palms are sweating and wrists hurt just from watching this

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from polish morning TV.
An illusionist is doing a magic trick with a host and accidently fucks up the host's hand.
Skip to 2:40

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>my palms are sweating and wrists hurt just from watching this
this, jesus christ

That teacher literally did nothing wrong.

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>that instant "uh oh" because the caller is clearly in the same room as them
never fails to get me

>blocked in U.S. on copyright grounds
for what purpose?

Oh look, another spike-through-the-hand "fuck-up" that's definitely totally not part of the trick meant to fool the viewer.

Dunno how it wasn't posted yet

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why the fuck are niggers so stupid

My asshole is so puckered right now, if I took a shit it would be like shitting fishing line.

There's a boondocks ep based on this

I'm pretty sure my first instinct would have been to curl up and get my knees on the bar. My survival would hinge on whether or not that'd work or be a good tactic on a bar that's swaying around.

That was real you dingbat

It's always the people who think they're too smart to trick who end up being the dumbest

They just happened to be from the same town in Kentucky? Something is fishy here.

>(i told ya, oh god)

>Web Junk
Underrated show. Miss that guy. I would pay to hear his opinions on how PC the country has gotten.

I think he meant he was born in Kentucky

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can you do pull ups?

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Honestly, I didn't even watch it. I've seen too many "omg he fucked up the simple trick and got a spike in the hand!" videos that miss the fact that the trick is the illusion of a spike through the hand. I just don't bother watching them any more.

there would have been a brown streak if that was me

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>It's fake!
>No it's not
>Uh, well, I've seen so many fakes of this that I didn't even need to watch it!

Keep digging pal this is getting good

cheating bitch deserved it

Same town. Look at wiki.

lol

kek reminds me of the "he's gay"news reporter
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Have some /g/ fuck ups

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>tries to go in for a quick landing
>still gets blown down the mountain
jesus fuck i'd just have given up after that

that would require enormous upper body and core strength. not to mention flexibility. try getting your knees up to the bar youre hanging from at a dead hang on the monkey bars at your local park. now imagine doing it 500 feet in the air on a shaking hang glider
unless youre a gymnast (which this guy clearly was not) youre not going to do it

Real talk, how come nobody on Cash Cab had ever heard of Cash Cab before?

Jenga.

Some have if you watch enough of it. I mean how many people could you ask that know it?

reminds me of this
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Didn't that guy in your pic get legit murdered last week?

Wasn't there something similar to this where a reporter accidentally knocks over an ice statue and the sculptor gets pissed?

You don't do a pull up to get your knees on the bar, mate. You use your abdominal muscles to curl up. Maybe you need to pull your arms up a tiny bit to get your knees in position, but it wouldn't even be one proper pull up. As long as you can do ONE pull up you're fine. If you can't you need to stop eating so fucking much.

>that would require enormous upper body and core strength. not to mention flexibility.
What the fuck? I've been doing it since I was a kid and learnt to do it in PE, and of course you start from a dead hang, otherwise there's no point. Have I been gymnast-tier my entire life without knowing? Literally the only problem I thought of was the shaking of the hang glider(and whether locking your knees around the bar would be safe with the shaking), and the other guy being in the way of the manoeuvre.

I can attest to the fact that breaking your collarbone is VERY painful.

>ywn be as happy asthis guy with humour this pure and harmless.

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What? Why do you keep track of what happens to random porn guys?

That was David Nazar. He creates "bloopers" on purpose for ratings.

you do know there is wind pressure blowing you all over

you could try that but you could lose any grip you had

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took me a while but it fucking got me, actually cried with laughter

This is also 100% fake. They probably had to take it down and decided to make an attention getting video out of it

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>youtube.com/watch?v=E0oDO0wLa-Y
Thank you nig...

surprised this hasnt been posted yet
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If anything you'd lower the wind pressure by doubling up your body, though. If I couldn't keep my grip for that simple movement where my grip doesn't actually change, then I wouldn't be able to hold the grip with my full body weight on my hands and with my full splayed body absorbing more wind pressure for the duration of that ride.

He's not that youtube nigger?

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If I remember right it's cropped from some reverse cuck porn pic where the dude's reacting to a white dude fucking a black girl, that someone once posted on here.

>Get famous on Youtube for being an "influencer" AKA being a personality and nothing else
>Still have the charisma of a dead rat

No wonder these people don't get taken seriously seriously

That student is a little bitch nigga

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The first time I heard this pun, I couldn't breathe. Can't blame the guy.

>zoomers won't remember this masterpiece
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kek. I'd completely forgot about this

There's more to this one. He was an absolute brainlet.


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you well know this shit was proably bought by some animators at warner bros.

That hip thrust just after he lands

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>diversity admissions to college

and he still won
>women

>good-natured neurotic jew pet keeper constantly fucking up
this is a character that NEEDS to be in a movie

incredibly based

does vidya cringe qualify as fuckup?
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*cyka's your path*

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YES HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT THIS ONE!

Don't forget the addendum Patrice and Bill Burr commentary.
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My sides holy shit

imagine going to indiana knowing this dude is getting a full ride

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she still tossed him a pity fuck

Diana's voice, not 47

The ever elusive "functional strength" of the muscle up

>never got arrested for ties with the Mafia of the Statute of limitations
I hope it was a painful death.

this is how you create a supervillain

wtf is even happening here?

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r u a neggar?

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I just told you my brain was retarded for reading it in 47's voice. Of course I know it should have been Diana's voice.

>chris P bacon

fucking BNR

no I would have pooed my self

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Misread, apologies.

He fucked up big time,holy fuck,honestly just sad

reddit

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this is fake you gullible retards

spooky O_O

Boomers are so fucking retarded

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nope

fake

Nah the hand (in general the human body) can recover from almost anything given enough time and if you treat it right

t. punched a brick wall when i was 20, broke a bone in the hand but it eventually healed

and

t. severed the nerve connecting the wrist to the hand when i was 24 but that eventually healed itself without me doing anything too. Literally could not move my hand for two months when the nerve was severed tho. Scariest week of my life

hand works fine now, i beat off with it every day

based boondocks called the good boy out

reddit

>could not move my hand for two months when the nerve was severed tho. Scariest week of my life
I think you severed in a nerve in your brain too

CUNTFLAPS

my uni lecturer directed the anthea turner one, he said it was all set up until anthea said oh should i sit on the truck and they all thought it was a good idea. then the cue from the floor manager to anthea to start the p2c was mistook by the guy on the pyros so he sent the biker off and then....

reddit

He lived to a pretty ripe age for a crocodile hunter

euro kino
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youtube.com/watch?v=vM1pvax-OTk the best ever

Nobody calls a spot like good ol' JR. That's why he's the best commentator in the history of the business.

these stupid cunts come to mind for GBfags
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It had to be an american doing it

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>suffers someone else's error
>hangs from his full body weight for nearly two and a half minutes
>stays strong and silent
>lives
>suffers form his own retarded planning
>hangs from his full body weight for EIGHT SECONDS
>screams and yelps
>falls whimpering to his death
this is the most brutal mogging I've ever seen

>no Howard dean screech
Fucking zoomers

>BIG BLACK...Austrolo-cockerel

Why was there a woman interviewing men using a urinal?

classic
youtube.com/watch?v=Np2xYsV8x_4

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what language is that ho speaking? and why does that urinal out in the open?

its not real dummy

youtube.com/watch?v=qJyATofWuJM

Dutch

good crystal maze fails

who the fuck did they even let on this

youtube.com/watch?v=mz2PAWMHHWM

youtube.com/watch?v=KAHG2zxX_rE

wheres your wikipedia page

that's how a lot of public urinals are in europe, although normally they are indoors. but there are trough style ones there instead of the individual urinals, never seen that in canada or america.

No wonder they lost the emu wars.

You don't have to announce your presence

youtube.com/watch?v=5qEFFR8gX6k

youtube.com/watch?v=uxkBYzkBnW8

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they help out in Holland

dont @me
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philipp_Amthor

>trough style ones there instead of the individual urinals, never seen that in canada or america
They're common at professional baseball and football stadiums in America.

>rompe il femore

She broke her femur

>t. motherfuckers that never read the ender's series

youtube.com/watch?v=AtzG3wdF_IU

>had to get surgery at the height of the opioid crisis
>wasn't allowed to get high as balls, just had to sit there in pain while literally just gave me acetaminophen every couple of hours

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So is the crystal maze just a sci-fi version of Fort Boyard? Does it have the midgets as well?

Um sweaty, that series is written by a homophobic mormon...so yeah problematic much?

eastender cunts
youtube.com/watch?v=EsAmgWlCgQg

reddit

>youtube.com/watch?v=mz2PAWMHHWM
>OH WAIT A MINUTE
>IS THIS A MAP?

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youtube.com/watch?v=_N4hprpRJhM

This is what happens when you don't treat a katana with respect.

>"You were, and are no longer, how does that happen?"
Fucking brutal.

Skip to 0:36
youtu.be/DJA_oUDKg3s

damn i feel bad for you m8

i got some morphine after a surgery and it was pretty nice. but i didn't abuse it and ask for more.

no it was before fort boyard

Is this a video?

youtube.com/watch?v=R4rMy1iA268

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>tfw max dead hang is a minute and a half

reddit

>those New York accents
>being an asshole to the dispatch

Disgusting. They deserved it.

that's a fake bear

Michael's getting destroyed in the comments

youtube.com/watch?v=etMlNW5w-50

>nobody died in 911 but dickhead boomer financial professionals

has there ever been a bigger "and nothing of value was lost" moment in history?

should count yourself lucky tbqhwyf

or, I don't know, the caller is watching the show they called in to.

Are you a retard?

I prefer /k/ fuck-ups, myself.

when keepin it real goes wrong
youtube.com/watch?v=kdtfhXi5_74

fuck that, I'm not an addictive person, I don't even smoke weed, or drink very often.

I just wanted to not be in fucking pain for hours before the surgery and days after. Now I think they're at the point that they're kind of relaxing a little bit and not being as bad about it but I went in at the point where the maximum cutbacks were in effect.

IIRC they didn't give him any warnings as to when he'd be live and the teleprompter was an updated script he's never seen before. he got caught off guard with no support and it just snowballs

was it autism?

reddit

dilate

there's always a couple seconds delay from broadcast but she reacted instantly. you were the retard all along

What's amazing about this video is that people still watch and trust the news after hearing these names that are "confirmed by NTSB"

>DICE SPIN
what the fuck

fake and gay kys

>youtube.com/watch?v=3FWoC9JXJgs
fuck i hoped i would never have to see that shitty rap battle again.

Tell me about it
youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY

youtube.com/watch?v=ivCo9UN_9jo

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Reminder they made a fucking film adaptation of this video except turning the based white old man into spic Danny Trejo and the nigger into white guys. You can't make this shit up

>That was real you dingbat
>It's always the people who think they're too smart to trick who end up being the dumbest
This is a very basic slight of hand trick that was performed by a decent magician.
There's no blood, you can clearly see the moment his hand moves away from her palm, he takes out the nail without any effort, and places his thumb in the middle of her palm to conceal the lack of a puncture wound.

She said "uh oh" as soon as he slipped, but we don't hear it until after he's hit the ground. Plenty of time to account for the delay.

youtube.com/watch?v=Tp76cHN2FDU
my favorite

>The sounds he makes just before falling

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reddit

WHOA BLACK BETTY

NO MORE VIDEOGAMES STAYVUN

t.
youtube.com/watch?v=PLmD_69pXpk

He survived

you forgot
>a disproportionate amount of them were jewish
just too bad that the owner and his children were conveniently out of the building for various appointments that day

This just seems so tame and pure now. I can't believe I feel nostalgia for foam adventure.

yiff in hell

There were people in the planes tho

I think that would make things worse by causing the glider to flip over, you'd be creating a lot of force doing gymnast shit on just one side of the bar

do you have any idea how bad airplanes are for the environment?

yiff in hell furfag

mine would be to get my elbows over the bar and rest my weight on my armpits. It would hurt, but it wouldn't require as much strength.

1:27
poor doggo

>planes

why are all of these so old? definitely 90's-2000s

aeroplanes
sorry, the holograms

>stingy jew

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Why does he have to say it correctly if every letter is there? Seems shitty to fuck him like that.

i remember following along with this on a livethread. that was a long time ago..........

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Her leg is trucking broke

yikes

fucked up? He freed himself user.

they do the same shit on Jeopardy. For some reason, the "judges" will randomly fuck someone who obviously got the answer right for some reason that isn't even part of the rules. I think the judges were just too big of brainlets to understand he was mispronouncing Achilles, and not saying something else entirely.

>you can hear the pop as her femur snaps

wew

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they are probably retired school teachers who get off on snatching success from the grasp of their intellectual superiors.

how many people think I can get out of this?
youtube.com/watch?v=y_XyM0Rk7Y4