Bowed, Bent, Broken Edition
/got/
first fot stannis
>>/pol/
Is that way.
First for fuck Stannis
She's literally twice his age when they start fucking
Reading the books. Dany really is a fucking whore.
...
she definitely got around
*Ahem*
*takes a lot of breath inside his lungs in a big old inhale
*tilts his head back as far as he can
*raises eyebrows in a really incorrigible way
*finally, he smirks
FUCK STANNIS!!
Who /#2chad/ here?
PREPUBESCENT TREE WIZARD KING HAVE GOOD TAX POLICY BECAUSE GOOD STORY
Describe this image in two words.
They should have fucked in the tent at riverrun
Best couple and best ending.
ugly whore
>rips off the war of the roses
>throws in a preachy metaphor for neoconservativism
>muh climate change
>muh wmd's
>throws in a bunch of red herrings to keep people guessing
>rips off the ending of lotr with a few rearrangements
>what makes a good ruler, I'll just make my ideal ruler omniscient
dumb cunt
Since no one asked for sauce I decided to find it
pornhub.com
>fat self-insert deserves a happy ending because I had two bad relationships
She even thinks about letting "J-Bear the Fair" MOREMOUNT having a good. She also lets her one slave finger blaster her.
what a fat cunt. write the books you absolute piece of rotund human shit
has Alys Karstark been Rule 34'd yet?
I'd like to see Megan Parkinson do a Blow Bang Girls scene
Jorah isn't even cool in the books either, he's an ugly creep and a scumbag
boring shit
get fucked shlomo
Very, but the cunt has a few other videos that are nice
>CAPITALISM BAD, AMERICAN DREAM BAD
jamieway?
brienneinos?
>Jon... There's just one last thing I need you to do to prove your loyalty
>cut to Jon beheading arya and salsa as they beg for mercy
Whats the metaphor for neoconservativism
based
Dany
How do Theon and Varys pee
Reminder that if you removed the characters of Sansa, Brienne, Euron, Samwell, Daario, Loras and Jon Connington from the books they'd actually be somewhat decent
She's quite attractive but has crazy eyes, so i'll go with cutest psycho
Does she really consider fucking jorah?
Through their slits
*becomes a millionaire, abandons book series, and dies of heart disease*
Nothin' personal, kid
based & redpilled
>Jon Connington
but why?
the others, I agree.
Samwell is literally just the worst shit, i just past the part where he killed the white wlaker and this shit is just vomit inducing. Would rather have Small Paul as a POV character
Cutest psycho!
That's why for me, it's Ashara. The purest girl of Westeros
Why are you mongs still doing this. How is it possible to be this pathetic, let it go.
>When it's time, I'm going to drop the biggest red pill the world has ever seen
>Starks don't practice incest
>"she's too strong for him"
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt:
Emilia.
These are the mentally ill dregs of the old /got/ population. They're utterly beyond saving so don't even waste your time on these subhumans
Sansa is fine in the books
why are you two even here? reddit is that way.
>What do we do with your notes when you die George. You're 70 years old and fat
>"Burn them all"
To ask why you're still here. How can you be so attached to a finished show. You need to let it go and move on user this is VERY pathetic escapism. Just go shit post about something elae.
>Okay, Jon. If you defy one more time, I will be upset with you! This time, I really, really mean it!
GRRM at the start of S8:
>I hope there will be lots of discussion. I think the show and books will both generate discussions as to which will be the better ending. Dan and David will have the very similar ending to my own and so you'll get the ending to the books ahead of time. It's all about engaging fans.
GRRM after his ending was panned:
>The internet is toxic
>I watched Lost in its entire run and I was fascinated, but you know, even as early as the second season and certainly the third season, I started saying, how the hell are they going to pull all of this together? If they pull all of this together, it's going to be the greatest show in the history of television, man. They better know how to pull all of this together! And then when I reached the end and they hadn't pulled it altogether, in fact, they left a big turd on my doorstep? I was pretty upset, you know.
The irony is astounding, as is the lack of self awareness
Then nobody should ever discuss a finished show or a movie that's not in theaters on a forum that's about shows and movies.
Yes, he kissed and she couldn`t stop thinking about him at night. One of the bed slaves finger blasts her and she feels guilty. It`s before she gets into Meeren, I think about the time when the first lay a siege.
>ywn be an alpha lord conquering the realm using danny as your own personal dicksleeve and having her yap uselessly as you make all the decisions
Going where half a hundred savage brown people have been before.
i'm just having fun posting stannis. stop taking everything so seriously user.
yeah, i'll take the advice of random fag on here about what is or isn't pathetic.
>there will be lots of discussion
Better than marrying an ugly Florent bitch who gave birth to a nobody with Greyscale.
A true Kingsman.
>To ask why you're still here.
I could ask you the same thing
>not taking her from her bitch brother when she was still pure
>not breaking her body and spirit
also stannis being killed by that giant freak was a letdown
Reminder that show Balon won the War of Five Kings
Danyfag so dumb, thinking you can be born with Greyscale.
>Name ONE(1) living child of the Silver Whore
/aye/
Based
STANNIS !!
now and forever
He'll be king in the books screen cap this post
>the last dialogue line of the most famous show of the decade is a joke about brothels
where the things did go so wrong
Stannisfag so dumb that he thinks his false King will live through The Winds of Winter.
and he paid the iron price for it
HE WILL
>ending of the show is a montage of all the main characters endings with a 2 second clip of stannis being crowned with no explanation
You burn one child, Stannis, but I have burnt ten thousand. From Mereen to King's Landing, when children see my dragons, they pray.
>purest
She got impregnated in a one night stand
Reminder that Danny is literally nothing but a sacrifice for Lightbringer, literally nothing she does matters because her only purpose is strengthening a sword with her soul
>ywn make danny cry before deepthroating your dick
danyfag so dumb he thinks Stannis won't defeat the boltons
he won't
Better than being a discount Targaryen with a discount Lightbringer and a discount claim to the Iron Throne.
>hundred savage brown people
>only 3 lovers all her life
Defeating the Boltons=/=making it out alive, Stannytranny.
Imagine someone telling you in 2011 that the last proper, non-montage, scene of the series is a small council sitcom skit.
The throne is anyone's right by conquest, dummy
I defeated Victarion and his Iron Fleet off Fair Isle, the first time Greyjoy crowned himself. I held Storm's End against the power of the Reach for a year, and took Dragonstone from the Targaryens. I smashed Mance Rayder at the Wall, though he had twenty times my numbers. Tell me, Danyfag, what battles has the Whore of Dragons ever won that I should fear her?
DING DONG
and where's your proof?
danytranny so dumb he has to steal our insults
And Patchface has just as much of a chance to end up on the throne as Stannis.
>and where's your proof?
>also stannis being killed by that giant freak was a letdown
show me the body
She sat smugly behind the front lines while her men crucified slavers without trial. Then, she killed some people from the safety of her dragon.
nice hat
How many dragons does Stannis have? How many dragons does Dany have?
Every single battle she was in except when it was tyrion leading them
Yeah and he already has sex so it's not even an underdog story
d&d fanfiction try again
fuck off nigger, reddit is that way
w-what is she doing on the floor like that?!
The smart thing for a general to do is stay behind the front lines, which is what stannis does in the books, being a front line general like on the show is retarded. Except for Dany who has to do it since the dragons are an advantage, but she can fall off or get shot at on them so not exactly safe
Her speech in the final episode felt really dated. Like I'm sure this would be great during the Bush era but now it's been done to death
>dany is a general
based & euronpilled
Euron is also somewhat entertaining and Loras is barely in the books
>he thinks Stannis lives in a King Bran ending
Yes she has commanded an army and made battle plans since like the third book/season, literally the basic definition of a general
you know George explained the plot to them
If I were in George's shoes back in 2014 I would just have not given D&D any information about the upcoming books and instead let them do their own ending from what was in the 5 released books. Wouldn't spoil the book ending and in would probably be way better than what we got. Obviously hindsight is 20/20 but I wonder if he's regretting not doing it this way
He should be regretting his shitty ending.
Truly this has been, a Song Of Ice And Fire TM
This is the real Queen of the Seven Kingdoms.
>he thinks Bran will be king
She has never once commanded a battle. As for the Slavers if I remember correctly she even told them to choose 163 from among themselves.
Doesn`t change the fact the unarmored Horse Fuckers and Dickless soldiers could never take Westeros.
Give one example.
Stannis is king. Bran will replace the 3iRaven.
What battles had the imp of Lannister won before facing Stannis?
Astapor, Yunkai
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Or maybe he could have just written the fucking books instead
>the absolute denial of the Stannytranny
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go away Renly, Stannis defeated you already, faggot
I always see variations of this pic, what is it from?
>Jaime, I'm really upset with you, you killed my father who you swore to protect. Jon what should I do
>Astapor
She just commanded her soldiers to a sack a city her army was already in.
>Yunkai
The battle was won for her by the Dickless Soldiers and that Merc Captain that wanted to fuck her(and later does so). More over less than 250 people die in the battle.
She has never come up with any battle tactics or strategies herself.
Bobby and Robby were frontline generals and had a like 95% victory rate between the two of them
Take your damn Peach and go.
>"I don't think Dan and Dave's ending is gonna be that different from my ending"
Oh no no no
>Whatever I tell you to do, of course.
a cute! A CUTE!
tying her shoes
>...
I SHATTERED EVERY WHORE HE HAD!
I'm mad we never got to see her sit on it. Fuck Jon
Very cute
>Comes up with battle strategies and plans herself and tells people about them
>No that doesn't count, she wasn't in isolation when she made the plan so it doesn't count, no fair it was too easy
Kek
>The battle was won for her by her soldiers
No shit really, her army won a battle for her, what a shocker
What was she doing all the time Jon was talking to Tyrion? Did she get lost looking for the throne room?
>removing based Connington
Robert also happened to be the greatest warrior probably ever
The throne room is on the 21st floor, so she got a little confused.
lol
>Stannis will win in the end, guys
>I'm going to "gallivant" right over and give it to Daenerys Targaryen, along with my big cock
Chad Euron
Show Euron > Book Euron
>Stannis
Beats the Ironborn at Sea.
Eats Rats and Boots before giving up.
>Dany
Makes an army, famous for bed slaves, run away in a tiny battle in which she had no part in.
Gives up and jumps on Ghis cock because a few people got murdered.
Sacks a defenseless city.
Stannis is objectively better in every possible way.
>Daenerys
>ever accepting non-nephew cock
>"MY BIG COCK" was Pilou's idea
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>I can only hope to win the north by battle. That requires stealing a lead from my brother's book. Not that Robert ever read one. I must deal my forces a mortal blow before they know that I am on to them
Stannis on Robert
>Chad
>Cucked by cersei but still dies for her anyway, to a washed up one handed Jaime lannister of all things
We all know what my brother would do. Robert would gallop up to the gates of Winterfell alone, break them with his warhammer, and ride through the rubble to slay Roose Bolton with his left hand and the Bastard with his right. I am not Robert. But we will march, and we will free Winterfell … or die in the attempt.
No shit stannis is better, he's got like 30 years on her
>then he told me that Stannis wins the Iron throne
>he didn't watch season 8?
>he thinks all the spoilers are fake!
I'm not even sure he's got 20
>caring about some thots opinion
weak
didn't know pilou was this based
Yeah that's more in the show, she's 15 and he's 35 which is a massive difference still
Shes got less years than you, your grace.
>fewer
*blocks your path*
What happened to Sophie?
it's probably just the dress
Who is best girl....
in terms of actress
SMOLL
Diana Rigg
MY WIFE
My queen
I don't want it!
Mommy Lena
Calm down, Kit. You're already married.
i've been looking so long at these pictures of you
that i almost believe that they're real
i've been living so long with my pictures of you
that I almost believe that the pictures are
all I can feel...
DAVOS IM GOING TO FIGHT THE DANYFAGS AND I NEED ONLY YOUR STRONGEST ONIONS
Book Jon will want it, he always wanted it
>tfw Jon could've lived the life beyond Bobby B's wildest dreams but he dun want it, now he's exiled by his own shitty family freezing his balls off in northern wasteland with wildling thots
>Jon we should abdicate and let Stannis take the throne
>we can go away together and have sex all day Jon, you don’t have to be King
>please tell me you want it
>mfw I get to kill Lannishits
I love Davos, i love Stannis and i love all the stannisfags, no need to fight here.
based and curepilled
sneedway and chuckino's
The Briennefag stands behind and kneels to the Stannisfags
I WUNT IT
>mating press intensifies
King's landing, I'm greyscale.
You know how D&D can change their minds on a whim and throw out stuff they already set up, like how they said when making season seven they decided Arya would kill the Night King because what was going to happen “didn’t feel right” meaning they planned for Jon or Dany to do it the whole time but then changed their mind?
You know how D&D where told what was going to happen after season three?
Well if you watch season four the discussion about bringing Shireen North was between Mel and Selyese with Stannis not present. You would think he would have been part of the decision if the plan at that point was for him to be a part of it. And the evidence that they were setting up the burning then isn’t just that scene but also when they had Mel meet Shireen and did that scene when they never interacted in season three.
So it really does look like at that point Stannis wasn’t going to be involved, like a lot of abandoned threads (Aegon son of Elia being mentioned by name and a bunch of other things that were referenced from the books but dropped when they got closer) meaning he most likely has nothing to do with it in the books other than having allowed Mel to have such influence.
Guys what if GRRM is taking so long because he is done with TWOW and is actually delaying releasing it because he is working on ADOS to release it a short while after TWOW?
They could have peacefully lived on Dragonstone with all their dragons and babies. Fuck Winterfell and fuck King's Landing.
he finished both books already. will release TWOW soon
Remember all the people who said that he was actually done with both books but HBO wouldn't let him release them until after the show ended?
Don't believe in the fat man it's not healthy
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>All of a sudden this crazy story about my finishing THE WINDS OF WINTER and A DREAM OF SPRING years ago is popping up everywhere. No, I am not going to provide links. I don’t want to reward purveyors of misinformation with hits.
I will, however, say for the record — no, THE WINDS OF WINTER and A DREAM OF SPRING are not finished. DREAM is not even begun; I am not going to start writing volume seven until I finish volume six.
It seems absurd to me that I need to state this. The world is round, the Earth revolves around the sun, water is wet… do I need to say that too? It boggles me that anyone would believe this story, even for an instant. It makes not a whit of sense. Why would I sit for years on completed novels? Why would my publishers — not just here in the US, but all around the world — ever consent to this? They make millions and millions of dollars every time a new Ice & Fire book comes out, as do I. Delaying makes no sense. Why would HBO want the books delayed? The books help create interest in the show, just as the show creates interest in the books.
georgerrmartin.com
Sansa
what did lena mean by this?
what did kit say during the commentary of this scene
"i didn't wanted it"
Walled Poo
punchable face
Arianne Martel is #1 Waifu
Change my mind
Pruned cancer
Maisie is so cut-
>The world is round, the Earth revolves around the sun
Lmao, what a fucking brainlet
jaime is my husbando and nobody else can have him
"oh user, i've been walking around copenhagen all day and now my feet are all sore. will you rub them for me?"
what's with the sunken cheeks
What's with the wrinkly puffy ugly face?
>Gendry fell in love with this
A CUTE
You know what's worse? We got to see her goblin nude form instead of Sophie's.
It's criminal.
only if you give me a back rub afterwards
The long night sucked
is it just me or is he hard here?
>walk into your room
>see this
What do?
Someone post the image where GRRM says that Niko has a micro dick
Set fire to the room
do a 360 and walk away
Pin her down and stick my penis up her bum
For me? Glad you asked. Well, for me it's Emilia Isobel Euphemia Rose Clarke
call her "MOMMY"
best character evah!!
call her mommy
get on my knees and service her
You see that janny deleting threads about Middle Eastern and Indian actresses? What a fucking racist.
Who
ive always heard rumors of this website being racist and sexist but i never imagined it would be this bad
Lads, I'm currently watching an episode of Doctor Who, and guess who's in it?
Reminder that he does It for free
My wife
How are things going in the universe where the fat man stuck with his original trilogy plan?
Yea, the fat fuck should have done this.
Why is she talking into a beer koozie?
Bros...I miss him
>be lena headey shooting season 8
>nikolaj shows up at your trailer like this
what do?
that's a rare emilia pic
reverse search for this picture gives me a "animal" query
laugh at small benis
he's cute
Because she's cute
I've played this and it's great. pinballmap.com
I CHOOSE THE WALL
Oh shit, and Edmure's there, too.
Radmure is in that one too iirc.
call his wife
Rare AND cute
The Targaryens
>tumblr
absolutely disgusting
Long or short hair Cersei?
Don't mind me, just pruning my Yea Forums
Emilia died of her first brain aneurysm and Dany's part was recast with Chloe Grace-Moretz.
It's also known as a hell dimension.
Didn't even notice that, I promise I didn't get it from there
WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS?
Short.
Long hair is boring and lame. She looks like another generic housewife with long hair.
Short hair is unironically better than long hair in women. It brings out their faces and adds a feisty edgy look to them that makes them more attractive and interesting.
Long, so Jaime can come in it
Why did you shop Sophie into Emilia's body?
any pics of her with those pants from behind haha?
And... Harrenhal?
can't find any
Kinda
i just noticed that this is the same guy who is fucking her on Glastonbury
>Targs with brown hair
user, pls.
Probably a foam sleeve they slip over the mic so you don’t hear a bunch of wind whistling into the mic
But he isn't?
Would you put your benis in this?
no its not because 1)its a girl here 2)hes her friend there 3) shes pure and a virgin saving herself for marriage
>don't do drugs, don't pluck your eyebrows and don't have sex
Based mom
what if thats a female bodydouble they do that sometimes you know
That's the director of Me Before You.
Sauce? I want to download all her cute interviews
first american psycho then MBY maybe i was wrong about the woman question
/ecg/, would you fuck Emilia if the only way you could was as part of a threesome with Nikolaj? Why/why not?
youtube.com
very cute interview
youtube.com
>1:24
pretty much everyone
Lol i could fuck Nikolaj alone without Emilia. Not even memeing
Sorry bro i don't have It, Just saved from other user
Emilia is not for lewd
Thanks
No problem. I don't know the source of half the Emilia webms I have either
probably not. he seems alright but id rather not encase a wonderful thing within a shitty one
If by threesome you mean Nikolaj watches from another room as me and Emilia have sex in ghe missionary position for the purpose of procreation and I lose myself staring into her eyes, sure
>Nazi asking how she looks so good
Fuck off, Schwiezter. The Aryan race is a meme.
based
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
???
Nah, I'm #Uneteam
No because I can't compete, would end up a third wheel
He was the last one standing
incest spawn
and instead she wanted him executed for showing up to help.
Last for tummy
he died before robb
Didn't he unironically say this? Maybe not to burn them, but that they should not be used to finish the books
CUTE. Would kiss and tickle
Like Ned Stark.
>died before Robb
Are you sure you know who you're talking about?
Not in the show he didn't. D&D just kind of forgot he was supposed to die until they got to season 6
stupid writing. she had already denounced her father as evil in previous seasons.
>proceeds to be a notorious coke fiend, yachting and contorting her eyebrows in the most retarded ways imaginable
lul
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
>kidstaring.jpeg
Don't give any (you)s
dumbass, coke would kill her.
Are you?
>"Aye, Your Grace." He licked his thick lips nervously. "My last port of call afore Seagard, that was Lordsport on Pyke. The ironmen kept me there more'n half a year, they did. King Balon's command. Only, well, the long and the short of it is, he's dead."
>"Balon Greyjoy?" Catelyn's heart skipped a beat. "You are telling us that Balon Greyjoy is dead?"
>The shabby little captain nodded. "You know how Pyke's built on a headland, and part on rocks and islands off the shore, with bridges between? The way I heard it in Lordsport, there was a blow coming in from the west, rain and thunder, and old King Balon was crossing one of them bridges when the wind got hold of it and just tore the thing to pieces. He washed up two days later, all bloated and broken. Crabs ate his eyes, I hear."
this isn't rebbit, use your own fucking brain
emilia has probably fucked upwards of 50 men.
She can only count to 20
nah m8 incest index respawns to 0 once you mix some new blood into the family tree
plus how much is a first cousin once removed gonna do?
>Hi, I stabbed your father in the back who I was sworn to defend, I know I was supposed to bring a Lannister army here, but about that, cersei never had any intentions to send her army north, but I'm here. Me, Jaime lannister, a one handed useless fighter, rode to winterfell by myself to help fight the dead, into the north where everyone wants me dead and I have nothing to offer anyone
What were they doing this season
I wish he married Shireen to Jon ...
emiliathumbsup.png
Don't give the tranny (You)s
dumbass, it was coke that almost killed her but she just kept going, just look at her now her skin and health is mid 40's due to drug abuse
>How many men have you fucked, Dany?
>How many bread have you eaten in your life?
's lives up by not giving them a chance
...
Truth be told i'd do her in season 1 when she was still pretty but saggy, she's a sad mess now.
This, she needed the Hellgramite method
bout to be 51 if she doesnt respond to my formal marriage request
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