ITT: Spooky real life events that would make great kino

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazino_affair

Man I wish we got some ape canyon kino

Man Frezetta really gets around these days.

Columbine

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr_Cruel

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Kelly-Hopkinsville Goblins would be certified kino

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>DUDE it was just kids from the camp who hiked over over 25 miles over rugged terrain in the middle of the night to pester some miners in the middle of nowhere

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a well done story about tunnel rats in Vietnam could be the most claustrophobic violently bloody movies ever

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What happened

Too many japanases and white stories, they'll never get made. fuck off, goys.

Have sex.

AM I supposed to know what these ilustrations are about?

Believe it or not, at that time amerilards could walk, hiking 25 miles was the basics for a summer camp.

Fucking shit man. I would sooner take a bullet to the head for desertion than go into one of those death traps

You're supposed to google them if you don't know what they are retard. File names

>They were trying to escape. They asked us "Where's the railway?" We'd never seen a railway. They asked "Where's Moscow? Leningrad?" They were asking the wrong people: we'd never heard of those places. We'reOstyaks. People were running away starving. They were given a handful of flour. They mixed it with water and drank it and then they immediately got diarrhea. The things we saw! People were dying everywhere; they were killing each other.... On the island there was a guard named Kostia Venikov, a young fellow. He fall in love with a girl who had been sent there and was courting her. He protected her. One day he had to be away for a while, and he told one of his comrades, "Take care of her," but with all the people there the comrade couldn't do much really.... People caught the girl, tied her to a poplar tree, cut off her breasts, her muscles, everything they could eat, everything, everything.... They were hungry, they had to eat. When Kostia came back, she was still alive. He tried to save her, but she had lost too much blood
Horrifying. Sounds like something out of Cannibal Holocaust

us national park disappearances and other spooky stuff

The perpetrator has never been identified and his three confirmed attacks and suspected murder remain unsolved cold cases.

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>When Kostia came back, she was still alive
thanks for the nightmares tonight

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>no lead masks case
You disappoint me, schizo.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lead_Masks_Case

fucking brutal

some lad on /out/ was talking about these unsolved human hunting cases that occured in remote woodland in the pacific northwest. Sounded very convincing but can't find much evidence of it.

No, it was fucking bigfoot you braindead schizo.

>tfw from the pacific northwest and made eye contact with a "gorilla" in the woods and my parents didnt believe me

>en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Junko_Furuta

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no shit right, the guys who VOLUNTEERED to go down into those tunnels were fucking crazy

>T.Mr Cruel
Hows Australia now a days

I believe you user

is that the missing 411 or something along those lines?

Surprised no one mentioned this big guy yet
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zodiac_Killer

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Probably the most eerie way of dumping someone's body.

already has kino about it

imdb.com/title/tt0443706/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

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This thread is peak mutt. Only retards who got kicked out of Europe believe the bullshit you talk about.

>RDJ
>Mark Ruffalo
Fucking capeshit.

why do eurofags get so triggered by bigfoot

just fucking gas the holes
shove a tube connected to the exhaust pipe of a jeep and go full throttle

Drunk hillbillies see an owl in the window and mistake it for some creature

Didn't Uwe Boll made a movie about this?

>thread isn't even remotely political
>europoors find a way to bring up how much they hate america

Absolutely rent free

>all these murders commited by blacks
really makes you think... the future of europe?

Holy fucking shit, every detail I'm reading just makes me more angrier. But the icing on the cake is their Police being useless as shit unsurprisingly.

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I'll tell ya what, it was probably just a mountain lion!!

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That's what they did but obviously the tunnels had several exists.

>two larping schizos who ODed

case closed

should've nuked them into oblivion

does anyone have that transcript of the audio of two guys killing a girl in a van

it was genuinely horrifying and disgusting

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They're very famous. Hopkinville goblins. Attacked a farm house

The fact that she was completely innocent is what makes this even more upsetting

I thought the yakuza only attacked other gangs/people who got in their way?

They thought it might've been the Golden State Killer when he got caught last year, but him being in Australia during that time frame turned improbable.

>viet cong tunnels had a kinoplex

>I thought the yakuza only attacked other gangs/people who got in their way?
Those were "kids" acting on their own. Were probably punished afterwards, big boss generally doesn't tolerate bad advertising.

Japs are fucking psychotic, user.

>no IMAX

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>yakuza only attacked other gans/people who got in their way?
they're mindless thugs
like every criminal organization it's run by above average intelligence dudes that use baboons as foot soldiers
but check out the main perpetrator
he was 5'3 while the girl was 5'5
classic case of manlet rage

This is the future that liberals want for the United States.

>man broke into a family home at 4 a.m. armed with a knife and a gun. He tied the hands and feet of both parents and locked them in a wardrobe
Jesus christ what a cuck, imagine not being able to protect your own family in your home. This is why leftists want to take away guns.

Why the fuck didn't they kill her?
I'd imagine the threshold for killing is significantly lower than the threshold for eating.

>having a gun will protect you when you wake up to a knife held at your throat

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This is like an irl battle royale

The zodiac killer isn't real. The media and CIA connected some random murders with a story to see how gullible and conforming the masses were.

>tfw Yea Forums has a more revolting thread than Yea Forums or edgy gore websites without even the need of posting pictures or videos

So that the rest of the flesh doesn't rotten ?

>not booby trapping a shotgun at every door and window of your house to go off if someone tries to get in at night

thread is probably full of long time fa/tv/irgins who take an interest in storytelling
if it's haunting stories I'll take it anytime over a billionth cape shit, cuck, tranny, polbait thread

>tfw the men who had to enter these were skinny manlets
As if being born with shit genes wasn't bad enough

comfy.

in what way is it comfy

>People caught the girl, tied her to a poplar tree, cut off her breasts, her muscles, everything they could eat, everything, everything.... They were hungry, they had to eat. When Kostia came back, she was still alive. He tried to save her, but she had lost too much blood

Why not kill her first and save her of the torture? it would probably make it easier for them too. On a side note: HOLY FUCKING CRAP

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedro_Rodrigues_Filho
"The Brazilian Dexter"

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There's everything you need there, literally a NEET dream.

I too love having my legs crushed by spiked rollers whilst scorpions rain down on my head

Bro someone has posted the raw audio of it before.

>you know back home Billy is fucking your wife, right wagie?

The plier, the nipples, the vagina one? I want to cum baby?
That's a good one.

he just copy pasted an entire wikipedia subject list. that's not autism it's lazyness

A whole film about drunk farmers and some owls?

How did the viet cong memorize all the traps?

The part where over 100 people knew and just decided it wasn't worth their time to deal with it makes me sick. They didn't even try to help their fellow man when they easily could have, our entire concept of civilization is a fucking illusion.

>Why not kill her first and save her of the torture?
Somehow I don't think people that tie someone up to a tree and then eat them care much about human dignitiy

You only see the negative points. Look a those comfy hamocs, this movie theatre, this kitchen with a qt gook cooking for you. And you don't even have to be confronted with daylight.

I don't think I could listen to that

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I guess it stays fresh longer when it's alive.

What's that one called where a man uploaded a video on YouTube on the anniversary some girl went missing or died, cheering she was gone?
And the one where someone claims he gets stalked for years and records a man in a boat whistling in the middle of the night, thinking that's the guy who stalks him?

there was a thread on /x/ years ago of some american KKona who swore that he had encountered a megatherium

google.com/amp/s/www.warhistoryonline.com/instant-articles/rock-apes-not-a-70s-rock-band.html/amp

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theresa_Knorr

jesus fucking christ

That was just Ted Cruz. He made some funny tweets so its all good.

Megatherium is huge though some up to 20ft head to tail. No way that thing is hiding without people seeing them.
Guy probably saw an oversized bear.

>tfw 12+ years on the chans and I still can't click some awful shit
good to know it didn't erase ALL of my soul.

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You'd be surprised at the power of boredom for a rebellious young teen will do

Shut the fuck up zoomer.

My dog would wake me up as soon as he approached the house

>Murder of Channon Christian
His love quest ended that night

They would build them with water seals too.

god i remember spending hours a decade ago reading on weird events on wiki and youtube

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god what a pain in the ass it must've been to have to deal with that shit. only way to stop it is seal off all their supplies, but the US was too pussy to actually declare war on the north so the resources just flowed in infinitely

the somerton man

>spy found dead on the beach
>investigator finds baffling clues
>mysterious femme fatale enters story

then just make up bigger picture stuff in the background but it turns out, twist, to be a simple lovers quarrel and somerton man lost.

could be amazing if done with the right tone, like Zodiac.

>en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sylvia_Likens
Jesus fucking christ, I'm actually so mad none of them got life, worse, the bitch got parole of all things on an insanity plea via drugs

It's believed 100 000 people still live in those tunnels. Waiting for the call.

Could well be a bear-hybrid desu

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_who_disappeared_mysteriously:_post-1970

>expected a comfy, but spooky supernatural thread
>instead got to learn about some of the most depraved, abhorrent human beings in history

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>the US was too pussy to openly engage in a ground war with China AND the USSR just for the sake of some French colony
wew lad

Creepier than this is how crows organise attacks on people who pissed them off somehow.
A crow will remember your face for its entire life if you do something to anger it, and if you ever happen to cross into its territory again it will attack you with dozens of other crows.

>but the US was too pussy to actually declare war on the north so the resources just flowed in infinitely
They constantly bombed the Ho Chi Minh Trail, the truck drivers shipping the supplies to the VC had to drive in the middle of the night with no lights on to avoid being bombed.

sauce or it didn’t happen cuz by all accounts the tapes never surfaced online

/x/ Extended Universe when

Hunterkaifek killer v. Elisa Lam as she hikes the Dyatlov pass, interrupted by rock throwing apemen

fucking hell

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those are some creative people

there is the court video where you can hear her screams but that's only like 5 seconds

interesting story but that guy sounds a bit nuts

Based crows
youtube.com/watch?v=Dq1unv2HQHk

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsutomu_Miyazaki

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eurocuck absolutely obsessed with the BAC

>be bored
>walk 25 miles to throw rocks
in what fucking universe?

Me and my cousins once walked 4 miles just to scream off the top of a mountain during a vacation

cute!

It already has one of the best films of this century about it.

a pre-internet universe, you soft cuck

You forgot Jakie

didn't get some australian pedo rapist dude like last year? I thought it was Mr.Cruel

finding out star trek is real and the show is just a fake cover.

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isn't he the Bay Area Rapist aka Golden State Killer

Their minds weren't rotted by TV, internet, popular music, video games, news media, and movies.

The people involved and events leading up are so fucking interesting

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a story i heard, dont know if true or not. On a base in the rear in 'Nam. jacked manlet walking around totally out of regs, a Major new in country calls him out. the manlet knocks his ass out, when the guy comes around, he goes to find this enlisted guys commanding officer, finds a full bird colonel who tells him thats a tunnel rat, the Major ends up apologizing to the tunnell rat! would make a hell of an opening scene...

Four miles versus twenty-five, do the math, it's not the same thing

>Bigfoot and Chupacabra dog cop movie
>Bigfoot attempts to arrest a group of illegal (grey) aliens
>one hits him in his nuts
>Chupacabra crosses his paws over his eyes
>Skinwalker with Josh Brolin voice: WOWIE ZOWIE!

Looks like I got some reading to do.

Those 2 girls missing in South America whose camera was found go chasing an unexplained NOAA sound and stumble onto a massive letter mailing operation run by the Monster with 21 Faces whos setting up a South American arm of its operation.

swordandscale.com/the-sadistic-halloween-slaying-of-shirley-lynette-ledford/

the hitchhiker killers in canada and along the northern states always intrigued me. were due for a hitcher type movie.

Poor lolis

Oil Pit Squid sinks the Ourang Medan while fighting The Bloop and one of the crewmen has to save his tulpa waifu.

kino

Literally Critters.

Okay, this is epic. How do I upvote?

youtube.com/watch?v=Hs8cISJ9s_4

Shame they keep making Kike holocaust shit and not movies about stories like this.

nigga it takes almost no time to walk that distance, especially if you're pissing about with friends

>be super strong ape
>throw rocks because... reasons
how stupid are tinfoil humans

holy autism

>twenty-five
you make it sound like a big deal
how fat are you?

The concept of evil was probably created to rationalise acts as devoid of empathy as this. Holy fuck

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>why not kill her first
it would've been wise to kill her so she couldn't lose any weight

Where's the Hollywood film already

>A search for toxic substances did not occur. The coroner's office was very busy at the time and, when the autopsy was finally conducted, the internal organs of the two victims were too badly decomposed for reliable testing

cyanide capsules, they got epic trolled, they were probably being killed by someone they knew, told to take some shit that ended up being poisoned.