HE'S GONNA POP
HE'S GONNA POP
Aaron Morgan
Henry Perry
I DON'T BELEIVE IT
Brandon Young
Threadly reminder that Cypher did absolutely, literally, figuratively, totally, genuinely, legitimately and unironically nothing wrong.
William Richardson
Wrong. He represents the soi epidemic in young white males. Bluepilled and cucked.
Thomas Bennett
Are animals in the matrix jacked in?
Eli Reyes
Wrong. Have sex tranny.
Luke Stewart
nah theyre just programs
Nathaniel Hughes
Why not have gorillas jacked in or dolphins, they're smart enough and wouldn't give a fuck about living in a simulation, why not get rid of humans altogether?
Aaron Barnes
Because the machines deeply care for humanity and don't just want to exterminate them. They put them in a realistic simulation to keep them alive and safe while simultaneously harvest energy from them. The machines and humanity live in a comfy symbiosis.
Jaxon Wilson
they probably all went extinct after the humans blocked out the sun
Josiah Jenkins
This
SHE WAS A WHOAR
Joshua Garcia
What did blocking out the sun even do? They didn't die and it just forced the machines to use humans as batteries
Chase Ortiz
Humans thought machines could only rely on solar power.
Easton Reyes
they were getting rekt and thought blocking the sun would disrupt the machines long enough to launch a counter offensive
Alexander Martin
why not release all humans regardless of if they can comprehend it or not, bring them to Zion, then wait for the machines to die
Josiah Wright
>then wait for the machines to die
What?
Jonathan Russell
machines don't have sunlight + machines don't have humans to use as batteries because they're hiding in Zion = machines die
Daniel Reed
Machines don't need humans. They would find other ways to get energy.
Jayden Myers
....
John Price
No...NO....I don't believe it.
Matthew Bennett
Why didn't Neo use his powers in the real world to make a medium rare steak
Jacob Rodriguez
MORPHEUS IS FIGHTING NEO!
Grayson Davis
Adrian Kelly
HE WAS A WHOA!
Jayden Wright
A) he was a hooah, B) he hit me and... i'm not even sure he is the one
Tyler Evans
Luke James
BELIEVE IT OR NOT YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU'RE STILL GONNA SNEED