Star Wars

Sit down.

Be humble.

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Why is a girl that age being pushed around by her mother and not walking?

The suffering of Disney brings me relishing glee.

>That's no Luke
>It's a...

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No one gives a fuck about some amusement park failing. Quit shilling this shit.

Preparation for the future

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Staff were most likely underpaid. So they get revenge by stealing and selling shit on ebay. Just read this
Imagine being the biggest entertainment company in world but still have to be that greedy to cheap out on operation and staff.

>5 threads about this

What went wrong with Yea Forums?

I want to _______ Vi Morandi!

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can people even afford to go to disney land in 2019

I don't think them building any attraction would have helped

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>muh live entertainement
Never once is it mentioned in this post, that new trilogy sucks ass and people now dont give a fuck about star wars

I’m going to need a glossary for all those abbreviations.

Also where was this posted to?

lynch

It's almost like paying 150 smackeroonies for a licensed RC car is a dumb waste of cash

turn 360 and walk away from

Better than another fucking anime thread.

he obviously seems heavily personally invested and biased towards "entertainment".
>finest pieces of American showmanship in history

What about it?

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Marry!

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Fascinating. Very symbolic.

Children get tired walking around, the baby is lighter than the primary schooler.
Bit fucked up she's on a phone though.

TLJ and the Game of Thrones finale broke them

The one on the left would make a good spy to be honest. He already has practice at pretending to be something he’s not.

because the father is too busy carrying her little brother with his bare hands

I just want to know what that one user said that got deleted in that last thread that had people laughing.

jews and niggers, same thing that's wrong with everything else

Hope the Orlando one turns out to be better.

Half of them are probably Disney shills trying to get people that live in California to stop by for a day. Look guys no lines.

What would George Washington say?

It would be great if they had to demolish it.

Why?

Lots of things.

kek

Imagine still having hope in DisneyWars. lmao

It's the same thing with a bit larger area and a secondary gate. Don't worry though, the Brazilian groups in matching neon yellow shirts will still flock there by the thousands. At least WDW has based Epcot.

Stealing from the Mouse in his own territory? These heros ought to be commended.

>he doesn't know
Epcot is already on the way to its ruin.

>MUH GIANT GOLF BALL
everyone knows animal kingdom is the goat

I was seriously going to go down there this month, but when I found out it's sequel-only, I cancelled.

This. Get there before it's all another Soulless IP
Land

arrest

Epcot is still the best park. Even if they are in the process of killing it.

At what age did you grow out of going to theme parks?

Star Wars is a dead meme. Lucas saw it coming and was smart enough to dump the rotten corpse on Disney.

I live in Central Florida so this is something I can actually go and experience myself. I'm just hoping this california trainwreck is just a testing ground for the Orlando one. There's even a Star wars Hotel being built which looks like it will be an interesting project.

when my parents stopped paying

what makes you say that? I visited earlier this year for the first time and loved it.

I've never been to a theme park in my life.

I don’t think that’s a discord. Just an ugly chick

He's right though. Disneyland is meant to be more like a circus with theme park rides than just a theme park with branding.
Of course it likely wouldn't be successful even if done properly, because the visual designs for the sequels aren't distinctive enough, let alone having deep character from the movie to identify them with.

The props and stuff are pretty cool. I would unironically use that bowl and utensil set.

>Sit down.
>
>Be humble.
where did this come from? it triggers me so much

Nice try Disney shill.
If you want people to come to your park stop replacing classic rides with your nu-disney shit.

One of the saddest posts I've ever read^

youtube.com/watch?v=tvTRZJ-4EyI

Based on context
DLR - Disney Land Resort
SW:GE - Star Wars Galaxy Edge
CM- Cast Members (employees at Disneyland)

The chorus of Humble by Kendrick Lemar

>negro speak
this is why is so triggering to me then.

Alright I'll let my boss know you said this user. Hope we can get on it right away.

How? It's a bowl and utensils that look cool.

nothing wrong with being passionate, but I wouldn't take his analysis at face value. Rather it can serve as one piece in a larger nuanced picture

Why?

>Roastie can't stop her son acting like a twat and potentially getting injured
>Impotent, bald, lump of onions with his wife's son
Lmao

Probably but I could believe it.

Lmao Disneyland IS a mall. I went last summer. 90% shops all selling the same cheap junk, shitty processed food for $30. Rides are still fun and cute but there’s never anything new.

What about AGVA and ODV?

I would be so angry if I got to "Star Wars Land" and discovered that it's just Woke Black Woman Land with a large arcade game standing in for a real ride. Are Jews getting dumber from their inbreeding with negroes?

call the cops on

>shitty processed food for $30
Isn’t that like everywhere in America though?

I'm telling myself that you're trolling. Good job because I think I'm triggered.

What's the problem?

1. Disneyland is fucking expensive
2. everyone who can afford to go thought it would be packed for the first month and would rather go when there's less people
3. Disney ruined SW and the park is suffering for it
4. the aesthetic is decent but normalfags probably hate it

Fuck you're good.

No.
$30 food is movie theaters and theme parks. That's it.

>What are acronyms

>Why?
>>negro speak
>this is why is so triggering to me then.

The target demographic is unemployed immature "adults". These retards can't even afford to live in their own homes much less afford a trip to Disneyland.

It’s cheap plastic shit but because it’s from Star Wars, your oestrogen-infused mind thinks it’s valuable

It baffles me that they didn't just base it on the OT, which is universally loved by Star Wars fans. They could have kept the Millennium Falcon too.

you forgot
>GE was launched in an incomplete state

At least that one has soft features, looks like Don Cheadle in a wig.

You mean saving it.

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Seems like an awkward mass larp

STOP AND FUCKING TELL ME. I'M BEING UNIRONIC.

I don't mean the actual thing, though. Honestly. I like the idea of the prop. Wouldn't buy it especially if it's plastic. I don't care about the "value."

Absolutely based Bob. He realizes this is a soulless cash-grab an is operating it as such. The butthurt hacks over at whateverthefuck entertainment are shitting their pants because their calarts degrees won't help them find a new job.

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Removing Maelstrom for a fucking Frozen ride is not saving Epcot.

He doesn't like your opinion on the bowls which is why he unironically thinks you're a shill or a bot.

Zoomers are mentally ill.

The more shit crashes and burns the more I'm satisfied

It's shit

"What the fuck is Star Wars?"

Epcot's been dead since 1998, quit larping as if you went exploring backstage with Hoot and Chief

Top tier trolling here. Take notes, new faggots

>STOP AND FUCKING TELL ME. I'M BEING UNIRONIC.
youtube.com/watch?v=qL6pyjR8PtE

What else dies EPCOT have besides World Showcase? Nothing worth paying a ticket for.

Can someone be real with me. Is Galaxy's Edge actually doing badly, or are people drumming up drama because they want Star Wars and Disney to do badly?

>The virgin Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge vs the Chad Harry Potter World

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i remember the initial press releases about disney star wars land mentioning scripted stories and events happening all over the park, pulling you into a star wars world. instead it turned into some weird restaurants and stores telling super overpriced poor quality star wars merch and one 'experience' that does not really count as a ride for most people.

protip for disney: star wars nerds WILL shell out money for merch, but not low quality merch. the stories about the cheapo lightsabers and droids, the two most hyped pieces of merch, that break and stop working spread like wildfire in the first couple weeks. the rest of the merch is literal garbage not even star wars normie apparently want to buy.

i dunno whats more a more baffling display of incompetence: disney's utter failure of nu wars films, their complete mismangement of the merch(toys r us went fucking bankrupt over this lmao), this flopped star wars amusement park(which, if they had done properly, could have been the most amazing amusement park in history), or the complete disregard for the star wars expanded universe, throwing it all away and then not replacing it with anything. lucas was smart, he had best selling books, video games, comic books, and new toy lines coming out every fucking year. the real money making power of star wars was the all the merch and never ending expanded universe content. disney fucked up every single aspect of everything about star wars. its like they bought a goose that lays golden eggs for 4 billion dollars, gutted out its reproductive organs, and implanted the ovaries of a sterile, large toof'd man-girl(daisy ridley) inside the golden goose and are completely flabbergasted that it doesnt lay golden eggs anymore.

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>Spaceship Earth
>Living with the Land
>Soarin'
>The Seas still has the aquarium
>Test Track
Sure Mission Space sucks but Future World is still burgerpunk kino

preparing for her future osteoporosis, once they get a basic income they become rickshaw users

It's going as good (and bad) as the rest of the park. So yeah it's fake drama / outrage porn.

I've never even seen nor care about Harry Potter, but I wouldn't mind checking that out.

Imagine if there are Disney shills in this thread that are paid to promote Galaxy’s Edge on Yea Forums. I really can’t comprehend the life choices someone would have to make in order to have that as a job. Do these people actually exist?

Given that places like Slashfilm are reporting it, I'd say Galaxy's Edge really is having a problem with attendance.

t. Herschel Kvetchsteinborgstein aka stockholder #24234932749938

>shitty processed food for $30
What did you expect? It's Disneyland? You're supposed to just eat small amounts of trash food throughout the day so you can stay energized as you walk around the park.

She sell Death Sticks? She better fucking sell Death Sticks.

Literally no point of a space nigger otherwise.

Say what you want about the turbo-autist HP fandom but HP world is the holy grail of roleplay themeparks

>It is insanely expensive.
That was my first guess.
I don't know how it is in the US, but here people will go to any type of park if the price is decent.

It's kino
Make sure you buy your butterbeer warm

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it's just not as busy as expected. You remember when people were saying "theres no way I'm going when it opens, maybe in a couple years when the crowds die down". Well turns out when everyone and their mother thinks this not a whole lot of people show up. I went on Saturday and crowds were decent. Lines were barrable. It definitely wasn't "dead" but then again this was a weekend so take that how you will.

t. ourist

>so popular they have 10 hour long lines for rides
star wars really is close to being a dead brand at this point.
disney in their quest to turn it into a progressive and diverse franchise for empowered girls backfired hard

That's not how that reply works.

Who'd want to buy a chunk of a failed theme park?

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>disney fucked up every single aspect of everything about star wars. its like they bought a goose that lays golden eggs for 4 billion dollars, gutted out its reproductive organs, and implanted the ovaries of a sterile, large toof'd man-girl(daisy ridley) inside the golden goose and are completely flabbergasted that it doesnt lay golden eggs anymore.
I think a more apt allegory/metaphor is Liam Neeson's story from The Ballad of Buster Scruggs where he bought the chicken that can apparently do maths.
Replace that chicken with star wars.

They should have just George Lucas to write the scripts and get other people to direct.

It would have been perfect that way.

Very impressive. Something tells me that the people there would have fun explaining things to a newbie, unlike Unfun Woke Black Woman Land, where white men are explicitly shown to be evil.

>barrable
>dies

Fucking phoneposters.

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deport

>HP noob: what is this and why is it like this?
>HP fanboy(or girl more likely): *20 minutes of excited jabbering*

>SW noob: what is this and why is it like this?
>SW fanboy: it's X and I don't know. (look up the snoke article)

George is terrible at writing scripts tho.
That's how we got the prequels.
You need more than just George. You need other people telling George his ideas are shit and need rewrites.

>Disney launches a section of their park AND re-releases movie in an unfinished state
Fucking hell

Apologize

>I saved The Walt Disney Company from bankruptcy
>I gave you the Disney Renaissance
>I gave you The Great Movie Ride
>I gave you Animal Kingdom
>I tried to spread the love of Disney around the world, but they would not hear my message
>I wanted to open a park to celebrate the history of our own wonderful country, but the people rejected me
>I opened a new theme park at the Disneyland Resort, and my own people turned against me
>They said I was only concerned with money
>They spat in my face, and replaced me with Bob Iger
>What has your new messiah given you?
>Capeshit
>Spaceshit
>Sticking IPs where they don't belong
>The destruction of the meticulously created themes of entire theme parks
>Soulless movie after soulless movie
>But yeah, Superstar Limo sure did suck, huh?

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He's a better writer than the last 2 guys, and it would have at least been Star Wars and not feminist wars with George.

I expected more from Disney. It's like they assumed Star Wars would be a cash cow no matter what so they put their most incompetent people in charge of it.

He also oversaw TWO great Star Tours rides. I'm guessing the second versions is great, only saw the first.

Fair enough. I agree with you there.
But I'd rather have more OT quality and less PT quality.

Second one is meh. Its still a fun ride but goes full prequel.

“find gainful employment for the actress who portrays”

>great movie ride
Oh my, please tell me they didn't get rid of this?

almost as pathetic as the fat poors who are pretending they go outside at all when they poopoo Disneyland. It’s not for you, go spend another 200 bucks on steam and play your bleep bloops

machildren who defend TLJ

>Because he was the hero Disney deserves, but not the one it can have anymore

Fuck Iger. Iger is the worst fucking asshole ever.

>Second one is meh. Its still a fun ride but goes full prequel.
Sounds a million times better than the disaster that is SW:GE. Also, I like TPM. Fight me.

Your bosses wouldn't be happy if they saw you driving potential business away, shill.

>It’s not for you, go spend another 200 bucks on steam and play your bleep bloops
R2-D2 confirmed white supremacist cisdroid

I'm glad I decided to wait 3-4 years to check this out. Maybe they'll unfuck it by then.

If there's anything I've learned from Defunctland, it's that rides, parks, and attractions are almost always a disaster for the first year or two.

50 what? Minutes or people waiting in line?

>Also, I like TPM. Fight me
I have nothing against people with bad taste. Just like I can't fault niggers for being niggers. Its in their nature.

pretty kino if you ask me
smuggling out stuff is soloesque

It's impressive how quickly they managed to fuck everything up

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Because kids get tired after running around in the sun all day. Have you never had any children in your life? Siblings, cousins, nieces/nephews, nothing?

They indeed got rid of the original Star Tours. All you will see are youtube videos. Sorry. Also, Universal got rid of the T2:3D ride/movie, which is truly the closest to a real sequel to T2 that we will ever see.

They got rid of that shit ages ago, well it's still kinda there in spirit but they rethemed it around Monster's Inc. youtube.com/watch?v=Q2L-bZiqckM

haha made me laugh in the good way, not sure why. I guess liking the prequels (except AotC) does make me the nigger of SW fans.

Kids get tired and they need a boost. It's called parenthood.

>I gave you the Disney Renaissance

Wasn't Roy E. Disney was responsible of that?

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This thing sounds like it priced out the average potential guest, and it was just the whales who crowded in for the first couple of weeks.

And TPM just needed a better editor, it's been proven; and once you understand that Jar Jar was the real master, you'll enjoy it more.

Are there twi'leks in the park? There you go

This is what Palpatine was trying to prevent.

First jaws, then the terminator live show, pretty soon it'll be tower of terror and Indiana Jones show and Aerosmith roller coaster getting axed. Growing up is pain bros

I don't hate TPM because of Jar Jar. I hate TPM cause its a trash movie.

He was dumb for sending the bulk of his fleet east, though, and the Rebels never once provided a shred of proof that any Bothans died.

women are mostly to blame here

absolute lad

>Why is it only Sequel shit?

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When I had to start paying for myself. When I was stationed in San Diego a few years back, my sister and her kids came out to visit, and we went to Disneyland. Not only was it stupidly expensive, it was just an all-around horrible experience. I'll still do Six Flags a couple times a year though.

>First jaws
They got rid of the Jaws ride?

>pretty soon it'll be tower of terror and Indiana Jones show
At leastI got to enjoy the Tower of Terror before they pussified it after someone died from a heart attack.

>Growing up is pain bros
*hard sigh* yeah, man.

Meant this

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BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY

DISNEY IS FINISHED

>I'm a ''casual star wars fan''
Why should I listen to these people when it comes to SW again?

That's a fucking crime.

They replaced the whole Amity area in Florida location with something, I think it was Transformers but I could be mistaken

this is legitimately fascinating desu

It's the ride that got me interested in movies and as I was older I started recognizing more of the props from the queue and movies on the ride, it was always my highlight going to MGM park

>Transformers
>mfw when youtube.com/watch?v=Oj_aid1LUF0

I'm not even a big Harry Potter guy, and I thought that place was the shit.

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My mistake when they scrapped the whole Jaws ride and pier area I think they just used the space for Harry Potter

It was mostly Eisner/Katzenburgerstien. Roy E. was responsible for shit like Black Cauldron.

>youtube.com/watch?v=CnNGynAfZvw

Fuck Harry Potter.

Well, in their defense Jaws is an old movie now and almost no one cares, especially if they're young, so I can understand that business decision.

You're doing something horribly, horribly wrong when you're more autistic than the fans.

>No getting to meet and taking pictures with a giant Jabba The Hutt
>No Princess Leia to take photos with
>No Darth Vader or Boba Fett
>No Podracing Ride
>No Yoda

I could go on and on but you get my point. Sure there are definitely people who like the Sequel Trilogy, but they also love the Prequel and Originals and want that stuff in there as well. No one got angry seeing the Death Star explode again in Star Tours even though "THAT ALREADY HAPPENED IN THE FIRST MOVIE DURR"

It's still at Disney World you fucking liars

Hey yeah, why didn't they slightly upgrade Star Tours, and move that to GE too? That would have at least been another attraction aside from the Millennium Falcon thing that barely even counts as a game, let alone a ride.

Seething muggles.

>The chad Hagrid's Magical Motorbikes
>The virgin Smuggler's Run (Not featuring Han Solo)

Moving shit costs almost as much (sometimes more) than building new.

>bleep bloops
Fuckin keked

>muggles
I don't know what the fuck that is, but I'll assume your a retard.

Sorry to break the news to you champ.

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Darth Trannyanus

>we wanted an immersive Star Wars experience that didn’t contain anything immersive and only contains Star Wars stuff that nobody cares about

How the FUCK are they dropping the ball THIS FUCKING HARD?!? Holy shit, the only thing I’m looking forward to from Rise of Skywalker is the memes

I sure hope you are trolling. If not, don't have kids, they will turn out to be pussies.

My a retard? I don't own any "a retard"s.

Didn't this place just open up? They already fizzled out?

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Add a titty bar to GE with Twi'lek and Torgruta strippers, a Hutt DJ, and watch the attendance skyrocket.

>hear Disney is gonna build a star wars land
>think that will be kind of neat
>disney makes a note to say it will only encompass the sequel movies
>mfw

Why couldnt it be all encompassing star wars land. Why does it only have to do with those shitty new movies.

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Holy fuck. I just went there at the beginning of 2017 so I assumed it was still open. Fuck.
They better not close Splash Mountain or I'm going to lose it

Disney are seething that no one likes their shitty fanfic. So they are just going to keep forcing it down our throats.

Actually brought a tear to my eye
>some Mickey and Minnie Mouse ride replacing it
Just glad it isn't another trash IP like Norm of the North Experience

Are we entering the dark ages of Disney World?

I hope so, I went when I was a kid and the lines were short, and I want to experience that again.

>depp went full earth rocker
JUST

It's funny because the movies are aping the hell out of the OT
>ATST
>BLUE MILK
>YODA
>YOU'LL BE DEAD GUY
etc. but they stop short of putting them at the actual park. it's baffling

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But the sequel trilogy ends this year too, so this concept is about to be out of date by their logic.

What does:
>avga
>MK
>ODV
>WDI
mean?

For the retards, using acroyms is useless if your reader has no fucking idea what they mean in the first place. The writer's head was in the right place, but how excruciating to read.

Is depp stuck as a 15 year old in 2005

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Yeah seems like an obvious choice after purchasing the franchise. Make a park based on the stuff you know everybody loves for a fact.

*acronyms

>It's still at Disney World you fucking liars
The first original OLD Star Tours ride? Prove it.

Why is it always a woman ?
>Head honcho ? Woman
>Story Group ? Woman
>Park ? Woman
>Shitty books ? Woman
Does Iger want to see this franchise burn to the ground ?

This. Whoever the moron was that said "no no no people only want to hang out and ride stuff that has to do with the sequels. Nobody gives a fuck about the original trilogy or the prequels" needs to be fired. And if you're Disney how dumb do you have to be to specifically not inclue OT or prequel stuff?

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Only one of the two rides is open, and the only other attractions are super expensive merch with RC droids and $200 lightsabers, and a bar.
Apparently the food isn't very good either. The drink that was supposed to be their butterbeer, the blue and green milk, never has a line and most people think it is fucking rank.

I'd use the bowl too, just as a regular bowl. Don't give a shit about Star Wars but a bowl is a bowl. They'd probably charge out the ass for it though, so no thanks.

Yes.

We're talking about The Great Movie Ride you stupid sperg

Post could be an insider's site and so people meant to read it, i.e. not a batch of autismos on a Mongolian knitting forum, knows the terms

>pick a black girl
>it's the ugliest most man looking one they can find

Getting sick of this shit. Attractive black women exists Hollywood ive seen them.

too pricey

>My very favourite thing was visiting Savi’s Workshop, which is a store/building experience where you get to assemble your very own custom lightsaber. However, it’s not for everyone. It costs $US200 ($289) to get in (which includes your saber and some accessories) and you can only bring one friend along to watch.

>The price of a Galaxy’s Edge ticket currently fluctuates between $US104 ($150)-$US149 ($215) for a one-day pass, depending on what date you go.

finally some good fucking ideas

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He writes like someone who is a manchild living out his dream of working at Disneyland

Disney has killed Toys R Us and Star Wars. Let that sink in.

>make one of the most expensive ip purchases in the history of the world
>shit on your own ip and refuses to use the property you bought, literally just use the name and vague feel of it
jesus fucking christ I don't even know how to characterize this

I wouldn't be surprised if Disney had a hand in killing the comic book industry too.

No, it's gone, cunt. All gone. Check again.

WHERE'S THE VIDEO, JENNY

You could have made bank just recreating Mos Eisley with all the OT aliens, have the cantina band playing and everything. A ride going through the Death Star trench, anything.

They'll never close Splash Mountain. Disney is very protective of Splash Mountain. I'm 99% the only reason they've never let Song of the South see the light of day is because it's truthfully a very boring movie and because they don't want SJWs screaming that a movie that gentrified Jim Crowe south is inherently evil.

the people in charge literally bought the retarded opinion of fat internet spergs that the PT is the worst media ever produced, tried appealing to said retards, then tried shoehorning them into a new franchise essentially, and then ultimately shunned them as well when they didn't like it either

Certain in killing the comic division of Marvel.

What a mad man

>What went wrong with Galaxy's Edge?
It's not Television or Film

i don't understand why they didn't open up a marvel area instead of star wars

Star Wars is a movie

But they don't own DC. And DC is also tanking and shoving "woke" characters.

>They'll never close Splash Mountain
Thanks, you've just ensured that they will close it. Jerk.

Which one is better? Hagrid?

youtube.com/watch?v=pP95itgJ6yg

or Falcon?

youtube.com/watch?v=gh8pKeIat7c

why are you people so dumb.

what do you think Star Tours was.

and you can still get photos with the OT cast. youtu.be/DSCNSQ9WRFE?t=497

My biggest guess is because due to standing licensing agreements, Universal retains the theme park rights to Marvel on the east coast, so no Marvel Land in Florida.

It's going to be so kino if it's half as good as her Avatar video.

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where can I buy this bag? I just want the bag, I don't care about the droid, it has a cool zip front pouch

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>>The Great Movie Ride was a dark ride located at Disney's Hollywood Studios at the Walt Disney World Resort in Bay Lake, Florida. ... The Great Movie Ride closed on August 13, 2017, becoming the last operating attraction from the park's opening day to close.

>The "gunner" position is just mashing a button

They seriously fucked up by not having the moving turret seats.

I've only been to Disney Land once 15 years ago, so I have no idea about what they have or had in the past. Star Tours sounds cool though.

it's at least 90 minutes long so it will qualify on my Top 10 Films of 2019 list

>Certain in killing the comic division of Marvel.
Or print has been a dead medium for a decade.

They are building a Marvel area in California.
They can't do it in Florida because Universal has theme park rights to Spider-man, Avengers, X-men, Fantastic Four, and pretty much everything that isn't Guardians of the Galaxy in perpetuity east of the Mississippi. Even in California, they can't use the word "Marvel" inside the parks in relation to rides.

People don't read books any longer?
Are you retarded?

>not making it look like badly edited CGI rocks
you had one job

>youtube.com/watch?v=GX1RHrj7IP4
>Yes, that's me...

Ideas to salvage Galaxy’s Edge
>8 player podracer races (should be easy enough to redo the arcade game)
>a mini Go Ape! style adventure course but themed like the Ewok village
>An Ice-Cream/Snowcone making thing that’s Hoth themed

falcon looks so uninspired lol, even videogames from the ps2 era, maybe even ps1 looked more engaging
>hagrid
backward coasters are always cool, animatronics look dated though

Can any of you theme park spergs tell me where in Disney World this pic was taken?

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Are you blind? He is a crimson chin looking dude

Ideas to salvage Galaxy's Edge
>9/11 style terrorist attack

>100 bucks for that

That looks like some cheap shit you would find in the toy section at Walgreens or something. Even the plastic looks like some cheap Chinese knockoff shit.

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KEK based

Aren't they trying to stay away from the older movie stuff?

i like ya bud

get back to the fields nigger

>falcon looks so uninspired lol, even videogames from the ps2 era, maybe even ps1 looked more engaging
You're not lying, it literally looks like they pirated the ISO for Rebel Assault II added a voiceover and called it a day.

I dont get this either. Literally one of the stupidest decisions ever. After it bombs for a year they'll pull a rise pf Skywalker ans just start throwing anything and everything OT into it.

This makes me feel even worse

For me it's Springfield

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That's the fucking problem you mong.

Touch me and I'll sue.

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formerly booz

sorry, just enjoy what's left in the world because that stuff is going too you can bet your ass on it.

Do they have a Sneed's store there?

They should convert Moe's into a restaurant like in that one episode.

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Enough with the 9/11 jokes Mike Stoklasa

Real or not, most things mentioned express the same issues I had when I started seeing videos of the land. It feels lifeless, at that's a huge detriment considering how the land presents itself

>Rei was a cat robot this whole time, not a clone
Anno does it again!

lmao that's literally what I was thinking of

except they ran it through a chinese animation factory first

It’s not the first of Disney attractions to remain abandonned. People just don’t care apparently

It costs like $5 max to mold the plastic shit in there.

Looks like liberty town by the christmas store

I was sort of interested in those bigger build a droid. What's wrong with them?

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Port Orleans Hotel
Now show us her feet.

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Dilation is a pathway to abilities some consider to be... unnatural

Super shoddy quality.

Wouldn't recognize anything with Disney or Universal or any of the other associated parks, can't say this type of stuff is winning me over the blackpill is making me speak like a boomer and I'm only 21 ffs

Moe’s Family Feedbag? More like Chuck’s Formerly Sneedbag

Just take the L. The more they keep playing the nothing to see here dont panic button the more the worse off they look.

There are clearly people in there. What do they mean 'ghost town'? It's like they want the place to be packed should-to-shoulder and to have to say "excuse me" every time they want to walk 5 feet.

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Every boss ive had that was a woman acted exactly the same and were beyond terrible.

What the fuck are you even talking about? Galaxy's Edge filled to capacity within an hour on opening day. They're literally having to turn people away because it's too crowded.

You incels will say anything to justify your aspy fits over the new trilogy.

Great minds..

Weird. Why include Hogwarts? Fans have already seen Hogwarts and are familiar with it. Visitors who have not see. Or read Harry Potter won't recognize Hogwarts and feel like they aren't true fans. Why didn't Universal build a *new* wizarding school for their theme park? It could be similar to Hogwarts, but different. You know? That way, everyone feels like they're seeing something new!

Based user who needs lasik, in his prime Mike Tyson would have busted his fist on that chin and probably his nut

I think they honestly believed they could put ANYTHING out with the star wars name and it'd be an instant success. And now that ideology is biting them in the ass.

That's quite literally the type of environment they want in order to call it a success, since they wouldn't ever be in the shit conditions that breeds

>tfw Universal's NintendoLand might not come to fruition

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don't you dare

the opportunity to molest a lifesized Wario is the only thing worth living for.

Your dating life is going to be full of surprises once you turn 18.

Someone at Disney, get this woman a job!

Hey, at least Evangelion, Dragon Ball, and Shin Godzilla are going strong.

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They're trying to hope if they just push it enough, maybe one day people will like it. Plus they shoved in lots of blacks and brown people, so it has everything marketing told them Star Wars needed.

Fuck off and don't bring anime in this already off-topic thread.

I'll do what I like.

Even if it is, which I doubt, it looks enough like I dude I wouldn’t touch it with a thirty nine and a half foot pole

Lots don't, but yeah that user is still retarded.

Marvel killed itself in the 90s. Sony, Avi Arad, and Disney resuscitated its corpse and keep it on life-support behind a giant showy smoke screen like the Wizard of Oz.

>saying excuse me like a cuck

Based zoomer destroys illiterate boomer.

And Fox*

I think Blue Milk is okay, but not work 8 fucking dollars.
The real good drink is this pineapple-blackberry lemonade they have at Ronto Roasters, and it's only tree fiddy or summat.

Real Coaster > VR Coaster any day of the week, unless it's raining.
When I went for the preview day, I had DAS cause of my little brother, so we went on the thing twice. I thought that since it's a virtual ride, it would have several scenarios, like Star Tours does now. And in fact, it'd make more sense for Smuggler's Run to have more scenarios since you're working as a SMUGGLER. They really dropped the ball on that, but then again they have an entire fucking ride that wasn't done when they opened.
I've got to go to Orlando some time, but I'm afraid I'll never have the money to go more than once, or to visit it all in one trip.

I eat there every time I go, one of the few places left in the park that still has chicken, along with Mel's and Jurassic Park. If I feel like it, I'll take my tray and walk it over to the Three Broomsticks, cause I like the atmosphere there better and because of how good that sticky pudding is.

Not that guy, but it's either that or get an elbow to the face when you try to force your way past.

considering im considered by everyone to be doing well at 30 and im under a wrecking ball of student debt my answer is noone that is white can afford it.

>Leia's supposed "master spy"
>wears a bright orange jacket emblazoned with the rebel insignia
They deserve to lose

You going to go smell that spot user?

>student debt
Kek you fell for the meme.
I'm white and I used to go to Disney World all the time.

>He can't get financial aide because he's neurotypical.
Autism wins again.

Anyone else not liking DisneyLucasFilm's title names?

Galaxy's Edge
The Force Awakens
The Last Jedi
The Rise of Skywalker

Those names are Expanded Universe, Fan Fiction-tier more at home on theforce.net forums than on billion dollar entertainment projects.

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Short term profits, gotta make the buck as fast as you can.
Examples.
Disney or someone at Disney to "fund" Solo, sold the streaming rights for Star Wars to some service until 2020 or 2021, so they cant have the movies on their streaming service until year X because they needed a quick buck.

Example 2.
Lucasarts, when Disney bought the Star Wars pack, the videogame branch was very much active, Lucas personally knew that as he would, himself oversee and modify certain aspect of certain Star Wars games.
3 games were being developed.
1) A Darth Maul game, not even announced yet so far away from being done
2) A Cod/Battlefield crossover, a smaller title, but that needed to go through QA, bug fixing and was ready to start the beta.
3) Star Wars 1313, it was Lucas who told the developers to change the protagonist into Boba Fett at a certain point into development, (gee I sure hope they didnt have to rewrite a ton of lines and re-record and have the map design account for a jetpack).
Announced and shown at E3 was the talk of the "town", one of the first games shown to give an idea of what the next gen would look like, but Disney decide that this one along with every other project was to be cancelled

>"After evaluating our position in the games market, we’ve decided to shift LucasArts from an internal development to a licensing model, minimizing the company's risk while achieving a broader portfolio of quality Star Wars games. As a result of this change, we've had layoffs across the organization"

>a broader portfolio of quality Star Wars games
Consisting of, a couple of shitty mobile games, EA Battlefront, another cancelled EA Star Wars game and Battlefront 2.

Bottom point, Disney does not realize that they threw away potential profits that could dwarf those of a movie, but they had to cut losses right away.

Except EU book names were better than what Disney is putting out.

>The Force Awakens
>The Last Jedi
>The Rise of Skywalker

THE THE THE. Good going, Disney, great female minds at work.

Like, they couldn't even have the brains to call 9 "Rise of Skywalker" at least? wtf? It's got to be drugs and Judaism.

Check the archive?

have to double dip for that GOTY edition next year famalam

>Check the archive?
Waste of time. Any time I check, it's been deleted. Yes, archived threads get deleted.

Lucas used "the" TWICE over the course of six films, you dumb mousefucks.

>Galaxy's Edge
^Its not even centered around the Star Wars galaxy, just its edge, which is like showing off North Korea, but you only get to see the DMZ.

It looks like 5 minutes before closing time.

They don’t really make any sense.
How does a force “awaken” when it is an ephemeral immortal force? Luke isn’t the Last Jedi so why is it called the Last Jedi? And Rise of Skywalker sounds grammatically awkward.

Now that you mention it, HP world has survived The Cursed Child and Fantastic Beasts. I think a lot of people are STILL underestimating the fallout from The Last Jedi.

>And Rise of Skywalker sounds grammatically awkward.
Checked, but "Rise of Skywalker" sounds better because removing "the" not only breaks the "the" pattern, but it adds a bit of ambiguity, as in, rise of Skywalker's...what? It could be anything but a person in that case, but retarded Disney tied themselves down, but K.K. already admitted that the title is meaningless and is only supposed to get us into the seats. She did admit it.

I'm going to WDW in February for the first time, part of me held out hope that off season Galaxy's Edge would be at least interesting, but holy shit the only bright side is I know I won't have to fight crowds to experience stuff (am buying After Dark if it's available during my trip anyway but still).

And I think "the force awakens" is a direct reference to Rey since she is all-powerful. Not saying I like it or agree, but she is THE most powerful SW character ever created. She can't fail; she has never failed, and she won't fail in the concluding episode, so just try to argue against it.

Just imagine someone telling you the opposite: "Stand Up, Be Proud". Because that's what they don't want you to do.

I just realized that in my language every other title that didn't got an article attached to the name.

>the murderer saw death coming
No shit.

What language? Examples please, am bored.

the thing about crused child and fantastic beast is that they are really detached from the original movies and books, one being a musicle most people don´t even know about the other a prequel taking place 60 years before the first book.
plus say about those things what you want at least they don´t undermine beloved older characters from the book.
most importantly I think that the magic world has always been the biggest draw for many harry potter fans, with the characters being mostly unimportant for most fans enjoyment.
fantastic beast and cursed child both add to those worlds in many different and new ways while the disney sequels have offered nothing really new