We need Emma Stone but prettier and more talented

More like a tank

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She cute!

...said virgin faggots

>we need a potato

>but with shittier feet

>and stumpier

>yeah, we need a really white girl to get knocked up by a brown gu-
>seahorse has already signed the contract

That's not Debicki

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She has that cute neighbor thing going on but you just know she's a huge whore.

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God I wish she'd shove that gun up my ass and pull the trigger.

>We need Emma Stone but smol and with low iq and she also needs to be an alcoholic with no acting talent
>I got just the girl sir

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Imagine what sex would be with a borderline midget. I'd bet it makes you feel like a giant

I mean Emma is a foot goddess, but Jane is no slouch herself.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

emma stone is talented

You could throw her across the room with one hand probably

she should star in a tall girl/tiny girl romance movie with lots of unsimulated bdsm sex aha like a funny joke you know?

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Dolly Little > Piper Perri

>tfw no steel reserve gf

Haha who would you cast as the tall girl?

choke slamming her through model train sets, stacks of erect folding tables, even a sheet of plywood braced by two sawhorses, into and out of a hot tub, an ice bath, a commercial mixing vat full of nougat, a pile of manure, a bed of feathers, a heap of shredded paper and then just kicking her down a hill would be fitting desu senpai

Bea Schnukel > Dolly Little > Monroe > Piper

I don't take issue with this. Philosophically, Alyssa Hart deserves a mention but not in practice.

>we need Emma Stone but incredibly short and with a slightly nasally voice

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Lost my virginity to a girl that was 4 foot, ll inches. That body type has kinda of stuck with me since.

taylor swift and karli kloss double teaming that defenseless little redhead slut

>we need a scream queen who can actually act and is also really hot in an unconventional way

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Pic unrelated

>Bea Schnukel

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Post the recent pics of levy that show how fucking ugly she is now.

If you can't post for yourself, fuck off to

Haha would be funny if they talked her into bdsm'ing her and then kept her locked up for later as their tiny sex slave who would be the centerpiece and main attraction in their lesbian sex parties

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what if they used bondage to turn her into a chair or a table haha and they would have parties and she would be helpless to watch as people used her as they pleased that would be kinda weird and not hot at all lmao

No, picture super related actually

You mad? Retard midget fucker lmao

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>can't read
>has to ask for posts

Piper Perri's bf killed her baby

you call that porcelain?

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Nice

Damn she hit the wall!

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So mad aren't you lmfao
BITCH IS UGLY. Kratom addict
She is the wall

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what's wrong with you?

why'd you post a picture of a limo and a guy's hand?

I don't have any dead babies

Imagine her as Triss in Netflix Witcher

Wow that's really sad. Alexa, play "despacito"

Holy...fuck

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I had a housemate who looks like a less attractive Jane Levy but with a weirdly similar voice. So whenever I hear Jane talk, all I can hear is my annoying housemate

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you actually mean,
>we need a talentless, alky midget version of Emma Stone

holy christ those feet

GOD DAMN I NEED A GINGER MIDGE GF

what a brapsow

thats her?

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Really?
I wonder what the race of the guy was...

feet are disgusting and foot fetishists are worse than furries.