Do you stand fucking roman?

What of torpedo tits Iothia?

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I like to lie down when fucking actually.

bottom detected

why did Spartacus dick her down instead of the plenty of other waifus in the camp?

Tell me user, where does your taste lie, towards cock or cunt?

coin, so i can buy cunt and wine together

*does nothing wrong*

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she died as she lived, getting penetrated

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Faggot done right. Don't lie to yourself

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Barca and Auctus as well

>I can finally post in a Spartacus thread
The Gods shower me with blessings instead of piss this day

Legit "Good Solonius" is one of the top five phrases of this show for me. It just rolls of your tongue so easily. GOOD SOLONIUS!

Your fortunes shrivel, absent Dagan

>That hot as fuck Saxa sex scene followed by a hard cut to Agron nutting in Nasir's boy pussy
Jesus Christ.

Why has this kino with some of the best rewatch value, tna, scheming, character arches, swordplay and slowmos not been made into an AAA RPG?

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>pristine unworked Roman qt with a 10/10 body vs dirty sub-human slaves
gee, I dunno

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I want to plow this cunt like I'm farmer #1

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Why would you wish such terrible future to this gift of the Gods.
Be happy of what we have. Hell, if Andy hadn't die this would have been a miracle of our times. I don't think a better combination of violence, sex, action, campiness and funny dialogue will exist in the near future

>pristine unworked Roman qt
she was slave tier for like months, almost a year
>implying roman nobility on the show weren't as horny as the slaves
c'mon user, we both know better than that

Look at this girls fucking pubes. THEY DIDN'T HAVE MERKINS IN ANCIENT ROME.

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what makes you say that?

Does this show have good enough scenes for fapping

JOBBER
O
B
B
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I want thracians out of this thread

Is this really your only criteria to watch this show user?

It's an important one, it just seems like a below average show desu

You get to see Xena's titties

This one stands a fucking Roman.

You're not wrong with that assumption, however look at how much fun people have in Spartacus threads. That should give you an idea of what to expect.

For fapping there's this complete universe called Internet that can better assist you

>That bush
DIAMONDS

the fucking curves are what does it for me, they are unreal

Was expecting a good solonius thread, once again the gods spread my cheeks only to ram cock in ass

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>gets best girl in your path

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Best line comin through

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>gets another best girl in your path

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Imagine being her father, knowing your neighbors and friends have all watched your daughter play a slave getting assfucked by John Hannah.

Hot

In the fictional world of Spartacus, I feel like if Spartacus went with Crixus to Rome, they would have won.

absolutely

>the gay fags lived
Meh. Well at least they won’t touch the girls.

JUPITER'S COCK

>blocks your path

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Absolutely based

the scrappy do of spartacus.

Die

>acting tough when being a weakling and fucking a woman who can't say no is based
Your insecurity is showing. Come back when you can come hard inside a woman while looking straight into her eyes and feeling accepted and loved.

>yes, I know this scares you

>silicone in Ancient Rome

FUCK GOOD SOLONIUS

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Nonstop.

Post god-tier Romans

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Calm down nerd.

Hello I am vastly inferior to the first actress. Enjoy my presence and constantly angry face.

Best girl

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>god-tier
>taken like a woman

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Yeah, because it's typical of nerds to be able to come inside a woman confidently. Lel.

10/10 tits

based Manu

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Absolutely based

Is there a Bad Solonius

season 2 agron: straight
season 3 agron: gay all of a sudden

still he was a decent character, but below the others

pic related hottest chick

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CITIZENS OF Yea Forums I BRING GOOD NEWS.

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cope

>be in the ludis
>this guy slaps your Doctore's ass
what do

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she only appeared in that 1 episode, didn't she?
what a shame those tits where great

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Name a more based motherfucker

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those are some shit arrows

Gratitude.

YOUR WORDS FALL FROM TONGUE LIKE SHIT FROM ASS

ROMANS NOT BASED

LUGOL SAYS FUCK ROMANS

Who is providing my True Roman Bread?

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domina

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What? She was in a shit ton of episodes and holy fuck she was fine, accent and all

>Cunt is good and available. Go for the cunt
>Find boypussy one day. Decide to try said boypussy because you answer to no one. Keep consuming boypussy

That was Fagron's way of life

I thought she was cute and hoped she might get naked. Then later I remembered this was Spartacus because of course she did.

WHo /Crazy/fu here?

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A large penis is always appreciated.

Spartacus: Everyone Dies

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>didn't try strangling spartacus with his dong
wasted opportunity 2bh

Finish this sentence:

MY COCK RAGES ___

Wrong.

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His wife was cute

She means the slave on the post he is replying to.

And yeah she was only on that episode

This mad lad gets buttfucked by a twink

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Can we agree this had a better selection of top girls than GOT?

has starz come out with a single good show since spartacus?

I always say him being raped was a stroke of genius. NEVER has a character fallen harder from grace and had a bigger stain on his self.

Even when he got the better of Gannicus, when he's in a bed with a dozen women full of wine in a Roman mansion he'll never sleep peacefully because he knows he was molested by a boy.

rome sucks lmao

>posting the eddit?

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ON

BASED TRIPS

FUCK ROMANS

Only one episode
imdb.com/name/nm3469703/

was this ever in question?

I always had a thing for her servant for some reason.

It was never in dounbt, it also didnt shy away from tasteful dong when the occasion called for it.

Probably the most based show ever filmed.

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ROMAN

Well your only candidates there are Bad Pussy, Melisandre and uh that's it?

>german getting fucked in the ass by syrian
Yeah checks out alright

And what of good Solonius ?

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god she had the perfect body
and she really played the character in a way that you wanted to hate fuck her.

shame the actress turned into a crazy sjw after the show was over

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am acting dad

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MEDIOCRE

I liked the black haired chick

>Andy is still ded

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she cute

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GoT had better tits by and large

Mira?

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I bet she is Yea Forums fab because of that mommy scene

If I was a faggot, this is the kind of faggot I would be.

>he actualy believes this.
spotted the zoomer

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mixed feelings since it was with the friendship destroyer

No the one she's killing in that picture

Her face on Saxas body would be kino

I like to think Rome and Spartacus both take place in the same universe.

we really need another tits and blood show like this

Remove self from fucking path.

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It had two outstanding pairs and a lot of mediocrity.

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In my second binge I couldn't quite remember what made the drop in quality from season one. Sure nu-Spartacus wasn't the same, but I knew that. They weren't at the campy ludus, but I knew that. Then I saw this mere shadow of once pure Navia and all the gods rammed cock in ass

spartacus has better waifus though

Each season is better than the last.

>They literally did, Our universe

the events of Rome and Spartacus are largely real events and the people are mostly real people

the details are all nonsense tho

the actor playing crixus kind of implies that the original navia was a bitch and difficult to work with. it's not that surprising considering she seems kind of nuts irl, she posted a pic of herself breastfeeding her kid on instagram. bitch is nuts

you know there are some women just born with big tits right?

Flesh and Bone was good but it was a one-season shot. Counterpart was also good. And fuck everyone, I liked Black Sails.

kek

That's what I meant. They're both historical but they're still fiction shows.

I can't picture the Caesar in Rome getting raped by the son of Marcus Crassus.

>the events of Rome and Spartacus are largely real
Including that scene where Spartacus and crew rappel down the cliffs to surprise attack the Romans, what a fucking big dick manuver

WOAH
BREASTFEEDING
CRAZY

you now remember

>the OG gladiators who died to save that bitch from the mine
>Crixus being her bitch
>Gannicus' smith friend
>the roman baker who did NOT reach for the bread
>her somehow being good enough to bully Tiberius
>Ashur

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just google it yourself and see, she's fucking crazy

my nigga

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That was sarcasm user.

He never beat Gannicus did he?

post again and see keyboard ripped from fucking fingers

How much can you ruin a character

Pretty sure that’s the least weird thing she’s posted on her social media. She’s a huge cringey SJW. Had to stop following her.

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mira is best girl, tight smol body and a cute face

Which season was better
Blood and Sand or Gods of the Arena?

she just radiates sex. i would spill all of my cum in her every day if i could, she would constantly be pregnant

i like gods of the arena more because gannicus and crixus are based

Damn near everyone from this show turned up in Arrow.

If I remember correctly he send a WHOLE squad in full armor to wear him out, like the molested bitch he was

>he doesn't know that romans were swarthy manlets who liked middle easterners more than northern europeans

Sybil was the best girl by far, perfect body and face

how the fuck does one show have this many top tier waifus?

Crixus was the GOAT heel and had the GOAT face turn. He main evented Capua when Spartacus still worked the thracian bingo halls under some literally who pseudonym that nobody even remembers.

What color do you think Italians are?

>you know there are some women just born with big tits right?
actually they usually get them some time after puberty

she sucks up the stomach

Pullo and Vorenus from Rome actually were real people briefly mentioned in Casers's diary or some shit

Caesar was not well portrayed in Spartacus imo

she could suck up the benis

>Spartacus didn’t want this
Fag

these shows are for women

>Pullo and Gannicus
Kino.

Ehh. Not only was she a better actor, but she was also hot as fuck (maybe that blinds my judgement on the acting a bit). Regardless, the show suffered from her departure. It doesn't really matter how they interact off screen when we are cursed to suffer nu-Navia on screen
>posted a pic of herself breastfeeding her kid on instagram
Sounds comfy

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CUTE ANIME GIRLS

>Sounds comfy
she did it for attention and to get into that fucking stupid muh innocent breastfeeding argument. those women are just totally batshit.

Americans who never met actual italians

This is the SECOND TIME that Gaius Anonymous Faggotus has shitposted in my thread. Next market day at noon he will find me in the /rome/ thread. He will kneel down before me. He will give me (You)s, and he will apologise to me. If he does not do this I shall tell him to have sex. But before this, he will see his threads saged, and then I will burn down this thread...with no survivors.

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The only one who sounds batshit is you.

Batiatus, Legate Claudius Glaber, Crixus and Onomaeus were historical figures as well.

its always funny making a femanon mad

Again, the one who's ranting at everyone is you.

It's a shame I have a general revulsion to capeshit.

fucking kek

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awww are you gonna cry now?

suck my cock you gay little slut

Forgot to list the ones from Spartacus as well but yeah you're right. 2nd Servile Rebellion

Calm yourself Cato!

you know that getting your dick sucked by a man makes you gay right

Kind of loses steam there towards the end but that is a very enjoyable pasta.

What the user said was true though. She got like maybe 1 or 2 slightly negative comments about the photo and then she acted like she was being “bullied” for attention.

You have lost 4channel without unzipping your cock. You have LOST 4CHANNEL

>her ugly face

that's a girl user, she's going to call you an incel now and to have sex

Admit it you all would totally hate fuck nu-Naevia

>she did it for attention
Everything everyone posts on that trash website is for attention. Why not hate everyone with a Twitter account? But I digress. This cruel world has never witnessed larger failure in-re-casting

We must make ironic shitposts, IRONIC shitposts, mind (you).

New Naevia sort of looks like Rihanna and Yea Forums loves Riri. I don’t get the hate?

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Still fewmin they didnt do another spin off with him and crassus etc

Body? Eh. Face? She’s fucking perfect.

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He was badass but underused.

ONCE AGAIN THE GODS SPREAD CHEEK AND RAM COCK IN FUCKING ASS

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She looks fine. It’s her scowling.

Imagine her scowling and insulting you as you slid in balls deep tho

IMAGINE her screaming at you to keep fucking her harder

She's what kept me watching the series Shooter through 3 seasons

>COCK

He owns that word, like Sam Jackson owns FUCK

Are you fucking kidding me? Her body was tight af with perky tits, better than saggy sandbags. Quality over quantity user.

holy shit i hated this annoying fratboy faggot

GOT had Bad Pussy, Melisandre and Ros.

Spartacus has dozens of fucking extras that are hotter than them.

Fug

That guy is great in The Expanse

Blood and sand has the best payoff. Gods was consistently good.

I'll say Blood

t. Tiberius

>final ep of season 1 is titled kill them all
>the gladiators kill them all
The show had great payoff in general

Bad Pussy was better than anyone else on tv, though.
Plus some of those extras playing whores were fucking hot
In general though spartacus is obviously better for fapping

YOU MAD BITCH

>anyone
>hotter than bad pussy

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Them titties were perfectly shaped and perfectly perky, it's true

How did she do it

they might be CGI

>taps shield
It's amazing how good it turned out after the godawful first episode. Even Jai Courtney for fucks sake!

She had just turned 18

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>someone is pounding her into oblivion and it isn't me
>I will never hear that accent whispering into my ear as I slide in balls deep

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Fug

>jai courtney
This show is proof he doesn't have to suck at everything

depends -- is this a gay bath house

Ah, good Solonius!

sucks her only scene is with the dude from the fucking mummy

very unlikely

I see a lot of girls that are 18 or 19 or 20 and they don't have tits like that. She's special

SEIZE FUCKING TONGUE

Gay

absolute qt

Good riddance.

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The lack of hot leads (or extras) was a significant factor in why GoT was never that interesting to me.

>this scene
YOU FUCKING MOTHER FUCK

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>the smile that fades from Varros face
FUCK KIDS

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I bet those tits look terrible nude
I can tell because I've seen lots of tits in my time

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I fucked ur moms expanse if you know what I mean

>That guy

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If only she was in some sort of show that featured extensive nudity.

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She’s nude

Holy shit sauce me

They're fucking great
If you wouldn't throw down your sword and let Ilithiya re-enslave you, you aren't straight

haha imagine her being your domina

kill them all

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>that slight tits wiggle
>that gulp
>that smile
unironically the hottest woman ever

He cute.

This show was so much better than it should have been.

Testament to good writing.

Somehow still being good with a skinny sparticus second season.

People were more upset over Naevias casting. Liam did a fine job.

Liam was based.
youtube.com/watch?v=cU8H77RJnP8

kys

I was fucking mad

he did a fine job, I agree, he carried the show well but he didn't look the part as much as the first guy.

A lesser show would have collapsed after loosing their main. Fucking love the middlebrow writing of this show.

She should do more nudes

>Naevias

Ya she was noticeably bad in that role. Weakest link on the show.

Oh she is very special, I just meant that her age was likely a contributing factor

Lol
>How many doritos would you eat to see your wife again? A hundred, A thousand?
>I would eat them all.

No she isn't, calm down

I wish Crixus had long hair like in Gods throughout the whole series. At least he wore it a bit longer again in the last season.

thanks for reminding me that i'll never experience teenage love & sex

Does it count if the girl is still a teenager?
Moner turns 18 in 8 days.

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Ffffffff

Is she going to get her perky freshly 18 tits out?

I'm thirty four and my fuck buddy is 19.

just find one with daddy issues, they're a dime a dozen.

Yeah

She had better do nudity.

Once again the gods spread cheeks and RAM COCK IN FUCKING ASS

Words fall from mouth like shit from ass

Maybe?

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I awaited the introduction of his sinister brother Bad Solonius but it never came.

nah, GoT had a couple of perfect pairs, but a lot of awful tits that dragged the average down.
there wasn't a sub-par pair of tits anywhere to be seen on Spartacus

>awful tits
Where?

I did not expect surfer Caesar to be so fucking based.

Shae, Osha, Dany, Margaery off the top of my head

Only Marge was bad out of those.

>Spartacus and crew rappel down the cliffs to surprise attack the Romans
>held mock gladiator games with roman prisoners in honor of Crixus
>crucified a roman prisoner to show his men what awaits them if they surrender

She deserved to die

What was wrong with Shae's?

SNEEDIVS PROVIDES TRVE ROMAN BREAD FOR TRVE ROMANS

they made him gay but gave him the worst c plots

bad pusy tits are sculpted by the fucking gods. they singlehandedly saved the dorne plot

Other than Ros and Snekfu GoT had mostly shitty tits

You forgot Melly Sanders?

The sirian is in the expanse. It's a spy working for the Indian politician.

but I kekd anyway

You all are fucking insane going gaga over that dyke-haired 6/10 in poor lighting. But then Yea Forums as a whole is known for horrible taste.

half the reason why i couldnt watch past s1

Well let's just see what this little thread is abo-
>OH MY GOD!

I don't get it.

This. She' not the most attractive woman ever, but her demeanor just oozes sexuality in every scene she's in.

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>not attractive

She's an easy 8.

>not the most attractive
>same as not attractive at all

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Fag.

bingo

I should rewatch this

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Who's Roman and who's fucking him

bottom bitch

>Possibly the most knowledgeable and disciplined gladiator on the show
>The only one to survive the shadows grasp solo
>Schools Crixus and Spartacus at the same time
>Get bested by a honor-less dog living in a well for years

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Gay

Heh. Nothin personal.

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I bet you enjoy jerking off to the idea of thick hard cocks violating your tight little anus, rubbing against your prostate giving you the greatest orgasm of your life

You fucking idiot.

>inb4 I was just trolling.

>almost done downloading last episode of Spartacus
>mom says she doesn’t want me watching that show
>says it’s not accurate
>says Rome was good and the slaves were violent animals
>I tell her that words fall from mouth like shit from ass
>I set upon her with a gladius I made from toilet paper rolls and dragon dildos
>dad runs upstairs to see what the fuss is about
>tell him his whore wife stands fucking Roman
>he stands Roman as well
>my two cats (named Ashur and Andy after the honoured dead) set upon him like drunks to wine
>we fight them off and hold the top of the stairs

I have barricaded the upper floor and liberated the neighbor’s wireless after they cut m connection but we run low on boxed wine and hot pockets. I stand with choice; go out the window and set upon the Roman shits who loiter in the house like fleas on dog, or lead my cats in bold attempt to raid the neighbor’s fridge (and fuck their daughters with my raging cock). Tell me brothers, what is the best course of action that leads to swift death of Roman scum and quick return to watch episode 10 of based Spartacus?

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t.

yikes

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Uh...I usually just bowl with Roman.

>best girl
>best gladiator
>best non gladiator

Melitta
Gannicus
Glabber

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Sibyl
Gannicus
Caesar