Hello, Simpson. I'm riding the bus because mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone

Hello, Simpson. I'm riding the bus because mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone.

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It's effective because it establishes that Bart is experiencing a surreal version of reality yet the ordeal Skinner's describing is not totally out of the question for his character

Hello, Sneeds0n. I'm riding the bus because mother hid my chuck keys to punish me for talking to a c1ty slick3r on the phone.

Sounds like sneedposters

>sneedposters
>talking to women

>Sneeds0n
Can't even shitpost properly

Hello, city slicker. I'm riding the fancy german car because mother hid my gucci loafers to punish me for talking to Sneed on the phone.

Cringe
This

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snee-DUH

Reminds me of my mother tbqh. I ended up having to break up with my gf when I moved back in with my mother to take care of her after she was in a car accident.

Sneed anything Simpseed? I'm seeding in the chuckus becausafuck mother-suck fucked my feed-a-seed's keys away-a-chuck for suckatalk to a fuck and suck on the sneedaphoneachuck

>Sneed, sneed. Sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed.

Fuck The Simpsons. I hope sneedposting lasts forever.
SNEED
SNEED
SNEEEEEED

I wonder what the state of sneed posting will be like in 10 years. By then we will surely have comfy simpons threads back

Maybe make your cartoon threads on ?

ya boilin little man

This thread is going full speed into Sneed

Reddit complains about Sneed yet laughs at the same joke every time one of these gayass edits is posted

ahha the sign say fuckin feed ahaha

Simpsons threads need to be banned on every board.

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Says the spamming faggot that is breaking the rules

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Based
Fuck comfyfags and FUCK (((sneed)))posters

Cry more bitch

Don't really care. I'm not the faggot wasting my time shitposting on a korean cartoon picture board

It's pretty obvious that Sneedposters are the ones who make these threads. Even on Yea Forums there were never that many Simpsons threads so frequently, and after this meme, the amount should be even lower, but no.

>He says "Don't really care"
>He actually cares a lot
Have sex.

This one's good

Have sneed

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You can tell because its never about actual discussion, its just a quote that can be easily twisted into those epic sneedposts

lol bro that last meme u did at the end haha holy shit that ones a good one rofl ever hear da tibet 1 lmao hahahaa

now that was a meme unlike sneed

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Not a single soul:

Skinner: I'm riding the bus because mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone.

Zoomers ruining Simpsons threads just like they ruin everything else...

She was right to do it.
Agnes is a based old school woman who knows the modern woman is trash.
Skinner was making out with Edna Crandle, who was a complete whore.

Sneed

>tfw your mom redpilled you about the female nature

My mom never had any female friends and always expected the worst whenever my brother or me had a girlfriend.

I don't know if I should be grateful or not.

sneed feed and seed

suck and fuck her

sneed

i give sneed posting 7 years to live, 8 max

And you fuckers still post sneed over there.

And you feeders still post chuck over there.

What would have been his punishment if his mother caught him at the Fuck & Suck?

Having to feed on Sneed's seed.

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Fuck off retard, these edits are infinitely more funny than sneed posting will ever be.

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Zoomers are the future, compadre.

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Is there a name for these edits? I find them hilarious

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Sneeeeeeed

That'd fucking suck

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>crandle
nice

Sneedits

all of these made me chuckle, thanks anons

Sneed is better.
reddit please go.

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She did the right thing

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>Do not touch - Willy
>Good advice
>Does it anyway
Is Homer a shoot cunt or a worked moron?

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But that is Chuck

SNEED ME! SNEED ME!

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A Sneed

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Sneed and Feed, in the house tonight!

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'willy' is slang for penis, the joke is that Homer thinks it's good advice not to touch his donger in a public setting.

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I hate this fucking website

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HAHAHAHAH

No, the joke is that Chuck sells fuck and suck

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