What is your go to cinema snack?

why not simply make a croque-monsieur, it would even be easier to clean

Favreau, is just cheese...

>putting more butter even though it's already toasted
This is the part that always triggers me.

>AN A DIET COKE

Every single thing shown in these webms was created by nonwhite hands

you better eat them all

Me? I like crab legs.

>croque-monsieur
>bite-mister
gay

Sneed

Where's the part when he starts jerking off in front of people?

delicious

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vienna sausages

the blood of niggers

this one's not so bad, just needs a better presentation

A classic

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For me? It's the Hot Dog and Icee

just some beans.

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can i get a loop of her putting the hot dog in her mouth?

THIS NIGGA EATIN' BEANS

Do Germans actually do this

Disgusting shitskin

what's wrong here?

Do Americans REALLY?

You know shit's going down when it starts off with them boiling beef

That corn in a cup shit is actually pretty fucking good. But of course Yea Forums is going to shit on it despite never having tried it.

>that final dousing of Clamato
youtube.com/watch?v=UcZzlPGnKdU

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Idk what the fuck the ramen is for. But this reminds me of those mexican walking taco things. They are fucking delicious desu.

>hmmm, let me put butter on this bread
>and oil on the griddle because lol
>waste time doing wax-on, wax-off with bread
>guess I'll put 16 different kinds cheese on now
>there we go, I wonder how the bread's doing, better check...
>oops, already golden brown. Guess I'll turn this down
>oh wait, wasn't I supposed make a sandwich and not open-faced cheese toast?
>this is going poorly... maybe I'll put more butter on for some reason, yeah...
>no, bettter just jump cut to a second take with a more competently-made sandwich
>aaand, wax-off, hee hee
>and onto the plate!
>oh wait, I needed to cut this. Onto the cutting board!
>better plate this like they do on those Applebee's commercials. Classy as fuck.
>here you go, my biological son!

>cinema snack thread
>ctrl+f
>crab legs
>zero results
This cursed thread is now a dubs thread checkem

>let's put some cheap beef in water and call it a meal

Try again.

it's probably real up until the chocolate part, i bet they made up that shit

what is this fucking cursed webm

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>thisisfine.jpg

youtu.be/u4zw99VsoMA
One cup of vinegar.

>German cuisine

someone post the youtube links to these videos

love me some kay

>Salad

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I´m mexican and even I find this disgusting.

Que pinche asco deberas

>fish, Butter Substitute Product, mayonnaise
>done!

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kek

t-this cannot be serious. r-right?

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Cow tongues

this is just like my mums cooking? Whats wrong with this?

La culpa no es de ellos si no de la gente que compran estas chingaderas

This one is revolting.

>checked
who know it could be this easy? Jiro can go get fucked.

youtube.com/watch?v=0HeM8XDGwPU

youtube.com/watch?v=fAUy444DBFs

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That has to be a joke video.

semen

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Jesus, what is wrong with Germans...

>fries raw rice
>wonders why it's not getting cooked
>adds egg for liquid

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the show is 100% fake

Isn't the butter to toast the other side a bit more so they are more or less toasted the same?

>was going to go for some lunch
>see these cursed webms
>appetite: gone

>cutting fish with a serrated bread knife

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>that filename
fucking kek

Shameful.

a simple snack in america

Thars kind of resourceful I can guarantee 100% our protein will come from bugs in the near future

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Oh no...no no no...this cannot be an attempt at pancakes, can it? Holy shitballs.

it's what she was trying to make: youtube.com/watch?v=3YARSNMNnP8

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AHHH stop it nigga what are you doing

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So, American?

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who is this jack wannabe

LOL what a fuck

why would s/he use the rubber spatula anywhere near that kind of heat?

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This is literally the kind of shit my 6 year old nephew would slap together if he had full unrestricted access to his mom's kitchen, and proceed to not eat it

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>pinky out
classy

CALORIES! FEED ME CALORIES!

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>*HUNF* *HUNF* *HUNF*
>AKSCHUALLY ITSS JUSST MY *HUNF* GENETIKSS OK SHTOP CALLING ME FAT GOD YOURE SO RUDE

why the fuck do mexicans think seasoning is cooking?

what am I looking at here?

I'm pretty sure based on the webms provided, you can assess that the knowledge of having the correct tools for the jobs at hand fall by the wayside in these dire times.

>weekly recommended salt intake in one snack
Bold

I'd actually rather eat that than the shit in this thread.

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That's Mexico

It's an old method of trying to mask inferior quality/spoiled meats.

>dude look at how much he touches that grilled cheese he must be an expert artisan chef
fuck off, if my dad touched a any of the food he made that much it would all taste like piss. Just use a spatula

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Would fuck his daughter.

>weekly
that's a conservative estimate

Well I mean you can't blame them, it's not like they have easy access to food. At least it has some nutritional value, unlike their mudcookies

What did Kay mean by this?

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Why are mexicans so fucking degenerate?

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He starts it with mayo and then adds butter and crisps it

is that Jack? who would do that and post it on the internet

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America (and the mexicans who serve and eat this shit) was a mistake

This is my usual set up

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Is this supposed to be flapjacks?

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I am literally going to vomit if I open that again.

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So are all these webbums of a person with a mental disability trying to cook, or is it some kind of gag channel on jewtube

Based

That... actually seems like a relatively good idea. I mean, besides scratching the pot with the pointy end but otherwise a plausible thing to do given they're softened up and it doesn't matter what size they are. Cutting onions is not that fun.

>cooking mayo
>cooking fish with mayo

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It's obviously a joke, even brits cook better.

I used to teach a summer program where I would teach a group of kids aged 5-8 how to cook simple dishes. Pancakes were the first things I'd teach them when they got to the point of being supervised with utilizing a stove/cooktop. NONE of the children I ever taught managed to fuck up this badly, even if they thought it was funny. This is unbelievable.

Using onions sauce as frying grease? Gah.

I'm gonna puke

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yeah it's zoomer cringe but props to the parent for going all out

where do these webms come from? is this why /ck/ are all alcoholics?

I think the point is that they should have been properly chopped prior to them being cooked.

What the everloving fuck?

What's that thought? Cueritos?

If this is your first time seeing this congratulations on being a newfaggot.

>you take the red pill, you spend the night being sick
>you take the blue pill, you spend the night being sick

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Is that the thing Ramsay didn't like?

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>>hmmm, let me put butter on this bread
That's mayonnaise

>pre sliced "cheese"
cringe

Obviously but you could skip the chopping part and do that in case they can be of inconsistent size.

It's 100% zoomer shit, but I bet the kid and their friends had an absolute blast. Nice job by the parents for the birthday party.

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There better be like 50 people eating all that candy and chocolate shit.

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burger? BURGER? what burger? please elaborate

this is so wrong on so many levels

Obsessed Idiot

/ck/ are all drunks but they're not allowed to post about being drunks so they all post about shitty fast food garbage instead

youtube.com/watch?v=yNSXQsP-VQY

i tend to follow this guy's recipes, he's really underrated

I think that's closer to an aborted beef wellington than a hamburger. Either way I'd rather go hungry or eat some of those jungle nigger mosquito cakes.

Imagine the smell, also drugs and booze are probably healthier than all this garbage

They have 4 TVs playing Fortnite, which isn't a split screen game. How many kids can realistically be coming to this party? That looks like way too much food, by an insane degree.

I don't think it's finished just like that

But nothing should start like that though.

Why do Mexicans need so much sauce on everything? Every time I see these webms they're drowned in so many sauces

The hell is he cooking it in, motor oil?

No, you're right. Meat usually the last thing you add, except for spices.

Why is there a jar of pickles next to the candy tho?

youtube.com/watch?v=mwOL-mhLCWE

Is that red food coloring?

Its for the cool kids

It can last a weekend or more, and there can be more players than there are gaming systems as some people like to spectate or take a break.

I'm rather partial to a good piece of fish

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They obviously are expecting a big turn out, so I would say at the bare minimum 30 kids plus some parents and relatives

Is it weird that the thing that bothers me the most about these webms is that they always pour fucking sauce all over the fries/doritos/nachos thus ending up with a disgusting soggy snack?

The Chads play and the rest are waiting for them to get bored and get a turn. The rest are on their phones

>when you already nut but she keeps sucking

FUCK! NO STAHP! YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG!

You're supposed to dip the bread in a mixture of egg, milk, and spices! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!

i bet no one showed up
it's always the friendless kids that do this

Fish cannot feel pain.

I honest to God don't know what either of these things are. That on the right looks like a bunch of ripped up oranges?

Not to mention it's fucking dead.

>WA LA

>Being upset he's cutting fish with a bread knife
>Not being upset he's cutting directly into his palm

Who else cooks pasta all dentay?

If it's silicone, it's fine

>bone apple teet

sure it is Hans

talk about disgusting

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When did /ck/ infiltrate Yea Forums?

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Don't come posting that webm without the correct filename, user. You know better.

i dont have a problem with this honestly

you're right it should be bloodier

At least this one looks edible.

How does he get out?

He doesnt

Not before all the eggs are sold.

Chill Music
youtube.com/watch?v=_vNbT8ELLsA&t=299s

>implying the surly king of the egg fort ever has the desire to leave his kingdom

based fish helping his cooker cut

I'm phoneposting and just lazy

4000 calories.

Shut up liberal

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You Germans sure loving denying everything

>cheese slices

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Yeah, there's this thing called a deli where they slice various cheese and meats to your desired weight and thickness. Not every slice of cheese is a Kraft single.

he just uses the eggxit

this is the mexican equivalent of those american rural fairs "deep fried anything"shit

This

The fucking janny won't let me upload files
Also
>hurr durr muh spam
files.catbox.moe SLASH, FUCKING SLASH lq88xf.gif

If I wasn't trying to get in better shape, I would give this a go. Looks tasty but that would be like 3 days worth of calories.

wish i had rich parents growing up
although i'd grow up to be a snooby piece of cancer

None. I find food distracting. I prefer to focus on the film.

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It looks like so-called 'boston nachos' to me.

>dude spits it out at 1:08
everytime

It's one of my dreams to try that shit, to feel the taste of freedom.

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are such people immune to heart attacks?

Someone completely failing to understand how french toast is made.

i think she ate upwards of 600 calories just cooking the goddamn thing

not gonna lie, if i was a 12 year old and played fortnite,i'd lose my shit over there

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I actually laughed at this

lmao it reminds me of the elephants foot at Chernobyl powerplant

I always get an extra large bucket of crab legs to share with my mom who I bring to avoid the No Singles Policy and an large bag of bird seed at the cinema concession. Sometimes I'll splurge and get a few live mice for my falcon, too, but there was an incident once where I lost a live mouse in the cinema showers, so I've learned to be more careful.

It initially tastes really good then you feel like complete shit
Worth trying it

>that will be 300 dorrar

$47.43 sir

What is this from? I want to watch the full episode and see what it looks like done

Sadly it's all real.
Sweetnes from the chocolate compliments cheese and some meats. Can't imagine what she made to taste all right, but I've seen worse ...

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>boiling ground beef
>putting ground beef in water that's not even hot

fucking kill yourself schlomo

Eating bugs is not kosher (except locusts)

broth/sauce is a little thick but it probably tastes good

every time i see this i can't help but gag at that carpet. And they think americans wearing shoes inside is gross

mexican people cannot eat fruit without that taijin stuff on it. they need seasoning for fruit

why not both

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Jesus christ Favreau it's just grilled cheese.

I mean this one looks gross but without knowing the ingredients that doesn't mean much. My parents make some food that doesn't always look super appetizing, but turns out being great.

Fucking Mexicans

is that just orange gummie slice in the middle?

this is surprisingly addictive

don't know about that one but the orange flavor in most chocolates tastes like peel

F

>peel
fucking pleb hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah
ZEST YOU FUCKING CLOWN. IT'S ZEST

Solid chocolate but it's orange flavoured

eating bugs is for the goyim though

Where in loving fuck do you get chickens that big!?
I've seen turkeys smaller

Best chocolate

Water

mmmm pan seared cat vomit

>seems like we overcooked it by about 8 hours

Watching Ja/ck/ is more entertaining and less infuriating than watching this.

i love how the people in these videos fuss with thier thoroughly ruined food

oh bleh

uhh nothing wrong with that

the carpet isn't dirty

these videos are like if bob ross demonstrated how to do a 2 yr old's stick drawing in crayon

there's only 4 fucking consoles there dude. remove all the pizzas and the hotdogs and it's w/e but jesus christ

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yes my cat knows how to make french toast. it just defies logic how these people have internet access and cannot look up a recipe or even a picture of what food is supposed to look like

Thing ain't got no fuckin head when the webm starts. I would hope we don't have any retards on this board that don't realize that's a nervous reaction

that looks delicious, you better just be pretending to be retarded.

and no one showed up

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hmmmmmmm
needs more oil

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BRUH OH NO NO NO

Popcorn, Pon Pons and water is the only right answer.

>bread
i thought thats a boiled chicken

Is that cookie dough?

>jannie frantically tries to make hotpockets from scratch