Are we hyped for the new Rian Johnson kino?

>Be box office poison but still get consistent work due to politics

>"How was it?"
>"The party? Pre-my dads's death?"
>"Oh, it was great!"

CLASSIC JOHNSON EVERYONE
HOW DOES HE COME UP WITH THESE ZINGERS

what is wrong with everyone's performence in this? They're not high school actors ffs...

Were you basing your opinion on nothing?
>box office poison
>most successful movie of 2017 and best Blu-Ray seller of 2018

>Trailer starts with a trailer
Fuck this shit

>all these horrible "jokes"
humor is just not johnson's forte

It seems his trademark humor is back. Honestly, who the fuck laughs at this shit? I don't believe even reddit does.

>CSI KFC

Comedy masterpiece

>Hannah Baker
Fuck yes I wanna smooch her so bad

>most successful movie of 2017
not in profits

>CSI KFC
i don't get it?

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But in box office, it was the most watched movie of 2017.

The cop is black.

Made less than Suicide Squad in the home video market

It still was successful bro.

>that butthurt guy in the middle
Bet he watches Youtube videos made by butthurt Star Wars fans

looks like poor directing.....not even trying to hate on the numale director, i don't think he's that bad, but when good actors give bad performances like this it's usually the result of a poor director or script, and i bet rian did both.

>that joke at the end

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For a regular movie maybe, for a Star Wars movie it was a pure flop. TFA made 700 million more

Eat shit

Fucking yikes. Cluedo: the movie, an awful quipfest, stacked with meme actors. This looks genuinely terrible
>guy was murdered
>"I suspect foul play"
No shit. I hope he's getting berated on Twitter

yeah no shit, it's star wars

He is getting praised OHNONONONONOAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>the victorian whodunnit, characterized by a complex yet contrived puzzle for which a solution must be deduced by a genius detective using only his intellect
>ryan johnson is animated to be a filmmaker wholly to subvert expectations wherever possible

So what expectations could he subvert?

>the detective is the killer

This looks terrible, and I liked Looper + those two episodes of Breaking Bad. Also too similar to Bad Times at the El Royal

Looks fine. None of you would be flipping your shit if anyone other than Rian was making this

I mean, the genre is all about that, all has been done. To do something original he would have to go with something incredibly unsatisfying. Maybe just cutting to black before anything is explained because IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO MURDERED, FUCK YOU FOR CARING, IT'S ABOUT THE JOURNEY.

Twitter is a huge hugbox

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I mean, it looks mediocre, and for that cast it shouldn't be. I can't see being excited for that regardless of my feelings towards the director, and I quite enjoy murder mysteries.

I don't even see people flipping their shit here that much, and you'd think that would be the case considering Johnson. It's just looks so ehhhhhhh.

You're right, we wouldn't give the slightest shit because it looks boring

Looks good desu. I'll probably see it in theaters

>for that cast it shouldn't be
It should be though. That's exactly when you can make a mediocre film since everyone will see it no matter how mediocre it is.

It’s a quote from the trailer you poser

#MAHDEEEEEEEEEEEK

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This. He's gonna subvert expectations by having the movie make a 180 in the third act and completely ignoring the murder.

This is not his first murder mystery. Brick didn't pull that shit then, he won't pull it now. The detective is the killer is hardly subverting anything considering how tired that twist has become. Memento was the last good movie to pull it off and that was 20 years ago.

Holy shit. why is their acting is so bad?

ana is such a fucking qt goddamn

It's just the dialogue

Rian Cuckson has no talent.

Remember that Frasier episode where he's putting on a murder mystery radio play, but it goes so bad that, just about everything is to be explained, Niles gets fed up with it and kills all the characters, ending the play with no resolution? It's gonna be that, but 2 hours long and filled to the brim with "witty" dialogue.

>Niles gets fed up with it and kills all the characters, ending the play with no resolution? It's gonna be that, but 2 hours long and filled to the brim with "witty" dialogue.
SUBVERTED.

Imagine being Arnold in this scene

Oh boy, can't wait for my expectations to be SUBVERTED.

Just imagine, you're watching the movie, it's the second act and suddenly there's an accidental gas leak and every character dies. The End.

Looks like a basedboy tried writing the quirkiest whodunnit he could, with some dreadful cinematography. So exactly what I'd expect of Johnson.

Craig sounds like an absolute idiot.

It's clue. It's just clue without the rights.

The guy was just sleeping on spilled ketchup.

MAHDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

The trailer looks bad but will probably be kino. Like Brothers Bloom.

MAHDEEEEEEEEEEK

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This guy is the personification of reddit

If you watch it muted it kind of looks interesting

>being concerned about how well a movie does in the box office.

This is why we can't have nice things. Hollywood is keep going the risk free route and pump out nothing but capeshit and starwars because of retards like this.