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Would you rather have a giant dire wolf or a Dragon edition

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rather have a gf

The sexual tension between Brienne and Jaime in that Tent in Riverrun was HIGH

They should have fucking kissed right then and there to be honest

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For me, it's unnamed lord #2

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HE HAD IT ALL HOW COULD JON FUCK UP SO BAD

can I have a giant wolf-dragon

If you think GRRM is good at characterisation you haven't read enough books, because your senses of dialogue and behaviour are way off.

He's good at creating character concepts but not very good at handling personality.

I hear this shitty defence of him all the time, usually from people mad about the show's handling of character suddenly deciding this was GRRM's strength.

>has a giant pure white doggo with red eyes
>had a dragon that his waifu gave him
>had a cute waifu
>has a special cool sword
>was the true heir to the iron throne
>AH DUN WUN EET

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sure

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Well, he kept the sword and the doggo

nth for the cutest queen

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Cutest

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AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL

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Maario Naharis

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>Has chance to conquer the world with hot dragon waifu who would nuke anything that would even try to touch him
>gets exiled by his shitty family to go freeze his balls off up north with iceniggers and wildling thots

2019... I am forgotten

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I'd rather have sex

For me? Glad you asked. Well, for me it's Emilia Isobel Euphemia Rose Clarke

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Examples? I'm not gonna say you're wrong because you're absolutely right that I haven't read enough books, but I'd like some detail to your claim.

>GOT
>your master died because Meryn Trant had a big fuckin sword and armor
>also GOT
>shirtless Ramsay fights off multiple guys with swords

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I miss her

She will return in season 9

The greatest empire the world had ever seen. His dynasty would have conquered all continents and all peoples.

Instead, listens to 2 alcoholic non-sister slags and his crippled nut-job prophet not-brother and murders her.

After living horribly in the far north with barbarians he dies and goes to the hells as an oathbreaker and murderer of his beloved wife.

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Who would win between Shirtless Ramsay and Karl Tanner the Fookin Legend of Gin Alley?

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depends, is the giant dire wolf a magical metaphor for my life/fate?

How is it that Bobby's feasts and tourneys bankrupted the realm when we know that Aerys' reign was filled with those as well and he had left behind a shitload of money?

Ramsay was a level 20 barbarian and pumped up his CON to have shit like 20 base AC

The legend gets a powerboost when fighting bastards, so he wins.

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I've made it to Season 7 in my rewatch and I have to say, she is the shittiest most Mary Sue character in the series. Doing kip ups and ninja moves and shit. They honestly made her more insufferable than Daenarys, who has been handed everything without struggling, and Sansa, who is just a "super genius" for no discernable reason.

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>listens to 2 alcoholic non-sister slags and his crippled nut-job prophet not-brother and murders her.
Don't forget Tyrion, the imp who was key behind the wot5k and played a part in the red wedding for all he knew

Reminder that it proves STR>DEX

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>mistreats his aunt/girlfriend
>mistreats his direwolf
>doesn't even care when his dragon died
>only wants to live in the snow with his ginger murderer friend
Jon in season 8 was such a faggot.

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Sansa; a nobody
Arya; ninja out of nowhere and after betraying her Epic level ninja temple she does not just die

I really hated what they did to my boy in S8

Don't tell that to Jaimefags

Jaime levels both and CHR

>Drogo gets a life threatening infection from a single cut on his chest
>Arya fully recovers from multiple deep stab wounds after taking a nap

I actually liked her character before she went off to Braavos

THE SHOW IS OVER, STOP MAKING GENERAL

Who has the highest INT in the series?

Qyburn

As long as I'm posting, /got/ is not over

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He ruined his chance at this for some exile. Is this for real? Did Sansa and Arya had a secret deal with the script writers? What is this bullshit? I don't understand!!!

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She went from one of my favorites in the series to being a generic dogshit assasino

>forgives theon for betraying his family and homeland
>won't forgive Dany cause she felt confident after winning a war

>I actually liked her character before she went off to Braavos
Yeah, because she had the Hound to carry her.

What do you mean "it's over"?

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We 'll making general till we switch to the parallel universe where Dany is Empress, not just Queen.

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I feel like Martin has no idea where he's going with Arya and the faceless men plot

>Did Sansa and Arya had a secret deal with the script writers?
Yeah, they were raped by them when they were teens in exchange for a good ending

Dany also, nuked a city for no reason

got... it’s time to make way

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>faceless men plot
I want to read the books to come because i am hoping there will be something explaining how she is executed from being executed from the Temple.

It is just silly in the tv show.

>I actually liked her character before she went off to Braavos
Hopefully GRRM finds better conclusion for her than DnD
And I don't mean dying.

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*convinces you to back down*

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She did nothing wrong, King's Landing plebs are literally scum

>Arya fully recovers from multiple deep stab wounds after taking a nap
Thought it was over after she was stabbed like that.

Then i figured out she was Wolverine...

Why does no one acknowledge what a shitty ruler Daenarys was? Every time she should've had to fight a major battle, there was some special little workaround or tunnel that let her win through trickery, up until golden road when her dragons were too big for it to matter. She also fucking ruined every city she ever entered, and then abandoned them when she got what she needed out of them. Outside of mindless child slaves and savage Dothraki who love pillaging I don't see how anyone could be "inspired" by her.

jesus christ who drew that, that is fucking horrific

We know that she'll eventually ditch the most dangerous assassin organization in the world because she kept Needle hidden.

And she'll probably get away with it because she is Gurm's wife's favorite character.

She ended centuries of slavery

She had reason, she just wasn't able to explain it to Jon cause she was emotional and wasn't thinking clearly

She is hot and having dragons after being extinct for 100 years makes people think that she is some sort of chosen one... that's it.

most OP perk in the entire game

BURN THEM ALL is not a valid reason

>imagine mistaking a wyvern for a dragon for 8 years
>imagine not taking a dire wolf

Y'all aren't retarded are you?

imagine passing this up for the sake of westerosi scumbags. completely breaks my suspension of disbelief

She didn't rule astapor or yunkai she just tried to civilize them and left them to their own devices, but mereen seems fine since most of the people loved her. It was literally impossible to make those slave cities worse they were dystopian hellscapes

Dany was a cunt, crying over the two dead dragons she never bothered to ride even once and keeping them locked up in a dungeon until Tyrion sets them free.
>"MUH CHILDREN!"
A parent isn't supposed to play favourites.
You know she only rode Drogon because riding the other two would have been incest.

She "ended" slavery, had no idea how to help rebuild society after she did so, let the Bay descend back into chaos and slavery, and then left 2,000 soldiers behind to enforce her peace. Something tells me that won't last.

>Y'all
Wyverns in got are smaller dragons that don't breath fire
Dragons in got is the mix of firewyrms and wyverns

>the other two would have been incest.
But she loves incest

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This is so funny.

She wanted to make an example of what happens to cities that don't surrender like the Romans did, so she could establish an empire, d&d don't bother to explain so pick whatever makes sense

Looking at this photograph is as exhilarating as its devastating.

MY BOY
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY BOY

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>ywn come home from a long day of work to see her taking care of your newborn son

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I'm sure if Jon gave her children she'd let him fuck whoever he wants although she wouldn't be happy about it

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These threads have become Worship of Emilia/Dany as a divine Feminine representation. Something like that.

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So what if she doesn't know how to rebuild an entire society overnight, no one does, it only took a few rebel slaves to start the free city of braavos, obviously her actions are gonna have a huge impact

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>There’s nothing more powerful than a good tax policy...

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>no reason

If Cat and Cersei are any indication, women don't take kindly to getting cheated on in this series.

Yeah but Dany loved drogo and liked daario, I'm pretty Jon making the 8 would make her love him more if anything

Simply freeing slaves and then doing nothing afterwards doesn't help them...just look at American history.

Sansa

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>gets raped
>starts wearing BDSM outfits
bit tasteless

>>gets raped

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>And she'll probably get away with it because she is Gurm's wife's favorite character.
As far as we know The Faceless men don't have a requirement like Night's watch to swear an oath for lifetime membership.

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A nobody character. Gets abused, gets used and suddenly she is "declared as super smart" by her sister that had not seen her for years. And when she had she was nothing but a spoiled retard that wanted to bear golden-haired lions or some other zoo animals.

Lame.

Can you sense that a lot of the characters don't speak and react the way real people would? Usually through a kind of flat overreaction, Catelyn telling Robb in front of all his bannermen that she wants him to know what it's like to kiss a girl (poor attempt at trying to portay Catelyn's motherly love and it doesn't make sense for her to speak this way when the book is about trying to hone in on the subtle and important aspects of power and how it's maintain, Catelyn's meant to be experience at court and these lines make her son look weak.) The scene of Catelyn obsessively making her doll shows us much better that she's a loving mother for example.

>The word shocked him. He was Jaime Lannister, a knight of the Kingsguard, he was the Kingslayer. No man had ever called him craven.

None of that needs to be said, we should expect to know that Jaime would have been shocked by what we've learnt about his character and the way he behaves in response to getting called something that shocks him, and it's also overdoing it to try and make out he's so particularly shocked by a bit of mockery, it's a poor attempt this time to try and remind us he's proud and revered. GRRM writes internal monologue as if it were descriptive narration of the setting, rather than really getting the personality of the character to come through.

Examples aren't really the best way to make a point in reviewing of course because I can't take every line of dialogue and sort it into ones that work and ones that don't and post it here, and there'll be "yeah but, that other time!" responses, but I can say that on balance there's a lot more of this weak stuff coming through. The first book is often criticised for a lack of humour, they don't mean a lack of jokes as such but what they're really getting at though is a lack of personality, and everyone talking and thinking in sincere descriptive ways. Cersei is completely written as an angry queen for a very long time with no complexities.

Its a religious organization of nutjobs that murder people. They have religious legalistic structure of conduct, that conduct having to do with who to kill and so on.

What Arya did in the show was just random idiocies. Taking bad writing to space.

YER GRACE???

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Yes it does, it gives them freedom and lets them reclaim their humanity
>Freeing blacks did nothing for them cause they commit more crime and are stupider on average

>So many men, they risk so little. They spend their lives avoiding danger. And then they die. I'd risk everything to get what I want.
>And what do you want?
>Everything.

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>GRRM writes internal monologue as if it were descriptive narration of the setting
I got the impression that it's always kinda both. As in, he'll never reference information that a particular character doesn't know during the narration, but it's not necessarily their exact train of thought.

Look at the way Tolkien portrays Gandalf getting irritated - without ever once saying that he's irritated, doing it entirely through personality:

‘You told us that you had once passed through
the Mines. How could that be, if you did not know how to
enter?’
‘The answer to your first question, Boromir,’ said the wiz-
ard, ‘is that I do not know the word – yet. But we shall soon
see. And,’ he added, with a glint in his eyes under their
bristling brows, ‘you may ask what is the use of my deeds
when they are proved useless. As for your other question: do
you doubt my tale? Or have you no wits left? I did not enter
this way. I came from the East.
‘If you wish to know, I will tell you that these doors open
outwards. From the inside you may thrust them open with
your hands. From the outside nothing will move them save
the spell of command. They cannot be forced inwards.’
‘What are you going to do then?’ asked Pippin, undaunted
by the wizard’s bristling brows.
‘Knock on the doors with your head, Peregrin Took,’ said
Gandalf. ‘But if that does not shatter them, and I am allowed
a little peace from foolish questions, I will seek for the opening
words.

And there are much better writers at characterisation than him too.

aaggghhh... davos... help aagghh

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Giant wolf would be comfy.

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To be fair Drogo was also being poisoned by the witch. But also you have a point. D&D are just hacks through and through.

Wait, when did Jon learn the flaming sword technique like those brotherhood dudes?

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dragon all day
>will outlive you so it'll never die of old age
>you can fly fucking anywhere
>burn and murder anything

wolf would be cool and kino for living in a forest though but I'd be too anxious that some grizzly niggers would attack my wolf

>Theon, you're a good man

So was Theon one of the twenty good men?

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it's fan art retard

Do direwolves have an average wold life span? I'd assume it'd be longer. And the way those things are described in the books makes it sound like they could take on a grizzly easy.

King in the Norf

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AAAARGGGHHHH DAVOS SAVE ME FROM THE BIG WOMAN

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dire wagon

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you are an ill-made, wild-eyed little faggot, full of envy, lust, and poor taste. board rules force me to tolerate your drivel, but neither mods nor jannies will compel me to stop posting in /got/.
now go, and speak no more of /got/.

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I miss him

>Thankyou for buying time before Arya gets here, Theon. You were a good diversion.

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His trial and execution by the alcoholic duo was such a farce.

Based

IM COMMING UNCLE

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How fucking high was he during this scene

I am Obara Sand, daughter of Oberyn Martell. I
fight for /got/. Who do you fight for?

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Imagine going from the greatest military prodigy since Daeron I to Sansa Lannister-Bolton

daily Stannis appreciation post

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AGGHHH NEPHEW SAVE ME

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AAARRRGGHGHGHHGH

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Brienne would never kill Stannis she knows that won't make Renly happy or avenge him in a meaningfull way

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Actual Actor, great character.
Killed off the lamest way ever.
Took out a big chunk of show´s viewing value.

Brienne literally asked for a loophole when pledging her service to Cat so she could kill Stannis whenever she wanted to.

as much as I hate to admit it, Stannis is definitely dead, Roose and Ramsay acknowledge it, and they wouldnt know that he was dead without finding his body

well then fren please show me the body if she would like to kill him so much surely she would have memorabilia

>a comment defending the quality of GoT
>pasted over the character most blatantly written out of the show

Literally what i do in DnD as a paladin

>pledge oaths
>ask NPC for clauses and loopholes in said oaths

Rather have a nine month pregnant Anne Frank to cuddle with during the day and make love to at night.

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I was actually thinking about this earlier

Can someone get a pic of Pods Sword in Season 6? It could be Stannis'

What if nine month pregnant anne frank was in the middle of cleganebowl?

>Stannis
>dead
where is his body then?

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>most of the fan outrage is due to circlejerks and them being mad that they didn't get what they wanted
This is true, however, it does nothing to validate the first half of the statement. Season 8 was still objectively trash.

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I admire your dedication bro.

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>le jew face.jpg

She belongs with King Charles the Bewitched, you fucking philistine.

Someone remembered :)

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>leaves his loyal direwolf for a dragon that dies a day later
>doesn't even say bye to his direwolf when he does

>She belongs with King Charles the Bewitched

Nope

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Gee, would i rather have a flying magic death machine or a FUCKING DOG

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>Pods Sword in Season 6
in season 8 he has this one so naah

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>Stannis is definitely dead
Then show me his body.

But it's a cool white anime-red-eyed giant loyal doggo

Like tears in rain

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Still, we should at least analyse his sword in season 6

>Valyrian Steel video has Longclaw and Oathkeeper

Good sword choices for a thumbnail I see

Additionally:
Dawn is forged from a meteorite, and is saod to be better than Valyrian Steel
Could it kill white walkers?

Tyrion was innocent with regards to the Red Wedding. The show even made a huge deal out of establishing that Jeffrey and Tywin kept Tyrion in the dark for the fact that they knew he would oppose the plan because of the fallout it would bring with it.

LOL no one cares LOL

>Could it kill white walkers?
Here's another question: could Stannis's sword, Lightbringer, kill white walkers or wights? Probably not. I know wights only die by fire in the books.

That Longclaw is so much better than show Longclaw, i hated how they made it "round"

Jon wouldn't know that

Just Protect Her!!!

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Is it just me or do people in the later seasons suddenly stop wearing real armor (breastplate)?

Everyone has just wolf pelts, boiled leather or a bit of chain mail.

costume design has always been pretty shit on the whole

Ghost should've gotten eaten by a dragon, would've been cool and symbolic and shit

GRRM at the start of S8:
>I hope there will be lots of discussion. I think the show and books will both generate discussions as to which will be the better ending. Dan and David will have the very similar ending to my own and so you'll get the ending to the books ahead of time. It's all about engaging fans.

GRRM after his ending was panned:
>The internet is toxic

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Martin has a wife? Holy molly.

He can go @engage@ himself if this is what we are going to get in his books.

He knows his King Bran ending is shit.

Actors hate wearing armor so they threw some of them a bone like Jaime and Hound by giving them new "punished outfits" where they don't have to wear it.

>11 year old tree wizard become king because he has a good story

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>Literally have to wait until Season 8 episode 4 for them to fuck

Should have AT LEAST happened in Season 6

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Jaimeway and Brieninos?

>meanwhile gwen is just rolling around in armour since season 2, with some scenes as exceptions

Jaime is the little spoon

balerion the black dread comming through

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>hundreds of years and several wars were fought over succession
>neither Targaryen (and not even the supposed Targaryen, fAegon) rule
>a Stark child with no claim is elected king

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That's a big cat.

For you

Queen of Yea Forums and protector of the board

I wish she had some lewds out there, bros.
I want to see them.

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Call me a bastard one more time. I fucking dare you.

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Jon deceptively murders his beloved perfect beauty Queen.

Hey DD, go %$^%$^%$. You too you fatass burgeroid humanoid. You will never be Tolkien.

Imagine being ghost Ned and watching his children shitshow. At least Jon is now safe from main Stark line retardation.

Would file a request for immediate reincarnation to another planet and full erasure of memories.

>you are a bastard, an aunt-fucking, manlet bastard

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It's his own fault for caring more about muh honor and about Cersei's incest spawn than about saving his best friend and his family

>drinking wine... from the skull of Jon fucking Snow
>any commands for us, King in the North?

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this but unironically

He still would have gotten away with it if not for Sansa running up to Cersei. Now that I think about, Sansa probably got him caught on purpose back then. And manipulating Joff into executing him must have been easy for such a political genius.
Years later and she's now the big honcho in the Norf with any rival killed or exiled. Just as planned.

losers
how many bitches do you think i will get when my dragon turns you to ashes

friendly reminder that there's a big ass hole at the base of the skull that makes it impossible to drink from it unless you turn it upside down

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No, all Sansa's retardation accomplished was keep her and Arya as hostages so Ned would confess.

All that would have accomplished is that Robb would have executed Jaime after Joff beheads Ned.

Another effortless victory for the Mind Trick Queen™

Jon Snow not killing himself after all this seems impossible. He would just move away with the wild-lings.

What a load.

Surprised he did not truly snap and execute the entire Stark bloodline.

"Yes Bran, Arya, Sansa, i will kill the woman i love so you can play around the kingdoms"

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Book or S1-S7 Jon would never kill Dany given the show circumstances

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He did not even fall on his sword after he killed her. The Coward.

he literally couldn't kill some random ginger whore despite his vow, it's impossible for him to kill dany
just ignore show ending, it never happened

Just look at the result user. Eveyone standing in the way of her ascension as the one and only Queen in the Norf (mainly her family) is out of the picture. It can't be a coincidence, she must have planned all that shit since she was conceived, still in Cat's belly. It will never be shown but next would have been the introductuin of crop rotation, the printing press, gun powder and the construction of a NORTHEN CANAL.

it's the only ending we're getting

Jon wouldn't have let the situation get this bad in the first place. He would have just abdicated and married Dany. The show's reasoning why that's not possible is complete bullshit. Jon has an aversion to incest that no Stark had. Avunculate incest isn't even considered incest in Westeros.

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Ajax the Great from the Iliad;
"conquered by his sorrow", and commits suicide.

But no Jon just said; I will take my leave to the north, it is so sad.

Its the writing that sad.

S1-6 Jon would've never bent the knee to a foreign invader.

ofc he would, he got pussy whipped by his literal soul mate

i can do as many fanfictions i want in my head, d&d only had more budget than me, my ideas are as good as theirs and i don't care
still liked most of the show anyway
he was always the guy you could talk into doing basically anything tho, with enough time

A foreign invader who saved his life and pledged all her forces to his cause? Oh, how terrible!

Valyrians need to fuck off from Westeros. This is Andal and First Men country.

Andals and First Men need to fuck off from Westeros. This Children of The Forest country.

I thought it belonged to those squirell-hobbits or whatever the fuck those were.

right of conquer, cuck

Nah, First Men and Andals came with numbers. It's their's by right of conquest. Plus Children of the Forest are magicfags that based Maesters would try to BTFO. When Valyrians don't get themselves nuked and come with numbers to settle Westeros, it can be their's yeah.

>niggandal
>first black men
lmao

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>Nah, First Men and Andals came with numbers. It's their's by right of conquest.
Neat! Then Valyrians have every right to rule Westeros.

Look at this idiot. Here's your right of conquest.
They have like a dozen numbers, amounting to Houses Targaryen (extinct now), Velaryon and Celtigar. The latter two were perfectly fine with serving under the One True King Stannis.

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Kneel to the superior race, nigger

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mmm no i don't think so

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Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go
I wanna be Ser Davos

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I need littlefinger baneposting images

Jon is a fealty slut, he bent the knee to Bobby, to Mance and then to Stannis

VALE?

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Jon only bends the knee to Baratheons. Mance is a Baratheon.

Because Baratheons are knock-off Targs. Dany is the real deal

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They're really not, showfag.

Can we all take a moment just to realise how much of a pile of shit S8 was?

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Dayne?

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>Dany does almost everything Jon asks her to do.
>"She's too strong for him."

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>WW dealt with in one episode
>Without any logic

>Rest of the season should focus on Cersei and her army, they must be so fucking badass, can't wait for the fighting!
>Oh wait, it doesn't

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>founder was literally a Targ bastard

>the ship was groaning like a fat man straining to shit

Who married into House Durrandon, took up House Durrandon's sigil, words and inherited their black hair blue eyed look. House Baratheon is House Durrandon renamed.

That's where they got their bad temper and stubborn nature too if Argilac and Argella are anything to go by.

This is what I don't understand about Baratheoncucks. The only reason why Robert was on the throne was because he was part Targaryen. Even Baratheons don't like Baratheons. Renly, Stannis and Robert didn't like each other. Renly tried to usurp Stannis at the first opportunity. Stannis killed Renly with a shadowbaby (inb4 "but Stannis didn't know"). He also wanted to sacrifice Robert's bastard in a blood ritual.

Baratheons are the cucks of the Starks and Lannisters. Robert's betrothed ditched him for a Targaryen. Robert's best friend lied to his face for over a decade about housing Rhaegar's son. Robert's wife cucked him out of a rightful heir. Stannis is not going to sit on the throne and his daughter will be burned to a crisp.

baratheonfags btfo'ed

To be fair, most members of the great houses don't really like each other. Starks and the Tyrells are probably the only ones who are somewhat functional. Baratheon bros aren't that unique in that regard.

And yet, this is what happens when they're united against Targfags.
>Stannis is not going to sit on the throne
>being this delusional

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>The only reason why Robert was on the throne was because he was part Targaryen.
No, he got the throne because of his big fucking hammer

The claim shit was just something they told the maesters and honorfags like Ned so the usurping would be justified

>he still thinks Stannis will win
Sure, King Bran is purely a show invention and everybody involved is lying.

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Renly go to bed.

daily reminder never to trust "leaks"

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youtube.com/watch?v=ISnnA-v0VWQ
name a worse fight in the series

anyone have that image of all the living stark kids looking like retards?

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The only plot point of this fucking hours long plotline was myrcella dies. So retarded

>myrcella's boat sank on the way to tommen's wedding yer grace
There, fucking solved.

da norf always remembas!!!!

The Trystane Martell death scene is really stupid as well. What boat is he on? Why isn't it the same one as Jaime and Myrcella? How did the Sand Snakes get there?

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A real mummer's farce

Only one fucking sword? Did they play the games or read the books or even look up a picture online?

I'd rather a hot chav

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The two swords on his back is game only, in the book he only uses one sword annd keeps the other one on Roach

Didn't the city get overthrown by a butcher or some shit after she left

>kinslays an honorable man with brutal surprise attack
>"you greedy bitch haha"

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>Wait, let me reach King's Landing fir--

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youtube.com/watch?v=lvUGkw8Syj4

who was in the wrong here

Robb, he should have kept Rickard Karstark alive to secure the Karstark's loyalty

Why stab him that way?

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Innocent little Tomen didn't deserve to die twice

LMAO. The creator of Lost trashed George this weekend

instagram.com/p/BzUHbWilVYL/

>Ned would commit seppuku if he saw what his house had become. His first daughter became a lying, backstabbing slag who broke a Weirwood oath for a crown, his second daughter became a murdering psychopath who abandoned her family, his only surviving son who was a caring, optimistic boy became a creepy tree pervert who let thousands die, and all of them betrayed their adopted brother for power. Last good Stark was Rickon.

LOST literally had only 1 good season though

I wonder how Ned would react to other characters connected to the Starks

Like Davos, Brienne, seeing what Jon has become etc

George didn't write the finale of the show. He doesn't own it like Lindefaggot owns Lost.

>George didn't write the finale of the show
He did, he gave the ending for them in 2013

Doesn't matter, George trashed the ending saying he hoped he wouldn't pull a lost or fans would come after him with torches and pitchforks but now that everyone is coming for him George says the fandom is toxic and shit

>I agree with you, George. And I remain a huge fan of your work. That said, I’ve always wondered if you’d be House Stark or House Lannister... now I know it’s House Glass. Let’s stop throwing stones, shall we?
#Turd #TheNorthRemembers

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>george trashes Lost ending
>everyone thinks Lost's ending was better

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>house glass
kek not bad

he gave them an outline.

Can someone formally introduce Danaerys Targaryen, please?

the mother of loads

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What was Bran’s tax policy? Did he maintain a standing army? What did he do in times of flood and famine? And what about all these Dothraki? By the end of the war, Dany is gone but all of the Dothraki aren’t gone – they’re in the city, raping and pillaging. Did Bran pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby Dothraki, in their little Dothraki cradles?

The Dothraki are peacefully chilling by the docks, and nobody cares.

They went through every character over several days and George has repeatedly said the endings will be the same except of course for secondary characters that the show killed or didn't include. This is George's ending, face it, all hail Bran the Broken

>White

>they’re in the city, raping

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sauce

the bowed, the bent, the broken

>I watched Lost in its entire run and I was fascinated, but you know, even as early as the second season and certainly the third season, I started saying, how the hell are they going to pull all of this together? If they pull all of this together, it's going to be the greatest show in the history of television, man. They better know how to pull all of this together! And then when I reached the end and they hadn't pulled it altogether, in fact, they left a big turd on my doorstep? I was pretty upset, you know.

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The irony is astounding, as is the lack of self awareness

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Lost had a much better ending than GoT

The dothraki changed their ways in honor of their queens memory

9/11 had a better ending than Game of Thrones.

Big wolf. I’m naturally distrustful of anything that flies.

what about a flying wolf

Here's your hero bro

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a dragon just as long as i can burn targshits with it

Tens of thousands died so he may live.

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I seriously don't get the point of his character, he didn't do jack shit in this story

He was supposed to kill Dany to get Lightbringer and then kill NK, but D&D fucked everything up

Even then, his dumbass plan gave the night king the means to get past the wall in the first place

>Davos
Based
>Brienne
>”You killed my favored king with a sword made from my greatsword?!?”
>Jon
>”What do you mean you dun wan it?! I didn’t want to be Lord of Winterfell or Hand of the King but I did it anyway cause I’m not a little bitch, and I thought I didn’t raise you to be one either!

It was Tyrion's plan, but Jon did make everything objectively worse.

HOLD ON UNCLE!

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>Tyrion let's bring the dead to cersei
>Jon: let's go beyond the wall to find a wight instead of just killing someone and letting them turn like what happened back in the first season

>instead of just killing someone and letting them turn
They only turn if a WW turn them

She doesn't even realize how famous she is. It's so cute.

>Puts on armour designed to reflect Baratheon Laser Eyes

TIK TOCK STANNIS

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Ah you're right nevermind, still Tyrion didn't know what the night king was capable of like Jon did

Tyrion knew more about Cersei than Jon did the Night King. This retarded hunt falls primarily on Tyrion's shoulders.

Is that what you tell yourself at night? That you didn't want it? That you were avenging King's Landing when you shoved your dagger into Daenerys Targaryen's heart?

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Why does the Fatman have any Younger Boy-Older Women couples?

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Did you enjoy the Kingslayers "Sword"?

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Cersei/Lancel
Donella/Ramsay

Yes, and the Golden Hand

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Rickard Karstark for committing willful treason.

Nah, Robb made the right decision executing him. At that point, the Karstarks could not be trusted (and they would turn on the Starks along with House Bolton shortly thereafter). He needed to show the remaining Northern Houses that he was in control.

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Your mother was a whore with a fat arse. Gods, what a stupid post.

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Truly a cowardly act.

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New

You're early.

How did we go from this

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you could say premature

GODS POST MORE MORDHAU GOT COSPLAY

It is funny that someone from a culture that sees poison as a “womans weapon” would stab an unarmed woman in the heart

valyrian steel can pierce through bone so why not

unarmed woman who happened to just commit the biggest atrocity in westerosi history.

That looks so incredibly stupid.
I remembered he was closer to the ground when Jon did that.

Guess my memory's off.

The sword was the biggest factor though. Syrio just had a wooden sword that broke so he was fucked. Ramsay had swords so he was fine. How often does armor matter in game of thrones?

To be fair, she did help the high ninja guy and probably regained his respect in the full by defeating blonde ninja girl in combat. She proved to be tenacious. He could have finished her off in the temple, but let her go because she proved her quality.

We will never get SansaxSweetrobin /ss/ and vale politics. Feels bad.

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>Syrio never picked up one of the multiple swords on the ground
Still makes me angry