When he puts on a movie about boats

forever based

wow, you need help! I beg you, please get some before you hurt an actual female in real life

>when he is a history buff

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why are 99% of women so basic? i mean, don't get me wrong, there are plenty of basic men, people on the whole are, but women seem to have a far higher prevalence rate

uhhh trannybro?
archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/Screenshot_2019-05-26-21-31-01-1.png/
what's this?

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>woke leftist twitter account with le RANDOM XD username and account name
Are these things generated by bots?

Kino

>Yyyyeeaaaah I knew Adam, he was weird

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>Another trannie
Imagine my shock

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I like meiji japan, but I'm not very buff.

as the only girl on Yea Forums I have to ask
why are you guys so obsessed with us and hating us at the same time

Reminder that women resent boats because they represent freedom, self-sufficiency, willpower and potential. A woman sees a boat and imagines their man maintaining it lovingly, learning its lines and tacks, stocking it with food and water. Then sailing away on it, leaving the woman standing alone on the shore.
>"Farewell and adieu to ye fair Spanish ladies..."

Where's the choker?

I bet I’d try to start a conversation about ancient Egypt with this bitch and she’d probably still look at me like a piece of crap and not have anything to say

>Jaws
>All Is Lost
>Triangle
>Dead Calm
>Abyss
>The Big Blue
>Le Titanic
>Le Bird Box

Off top of my head. There’s plenty of good boat/sea movies. Women lmmfao. Can’t live with them, can’t live without them fml.

>tfw this table confirms that women DO understand Master and Commander

You lost sweetie? Need guidance finding yourself back?

nigger

how do i get a wojina girlfriend

You got me. Now bend over faggot.

bro i didn't even post 'have sex'...

>when he thinks no one heard the fart and smells it because if it doesn't smell he thinks it's like a failed sneeze

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dilate

Cringe, however Tangled is beyond based

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Wut about when caesar raped cleo? huh? roman empire right there

True but I’m a horny “nigger” so bend over. We can watch my fav film Alien while we do it. Should be fun.

i loved all is lost

the fuck a failed sneeze, cunt?

When you are about to sneeze but you don't.

Sorry lad, I'm not female. Good luck anyway.

Absolutely based. Amazing how a simple premise was made so consistently engaging.

Why do white people make this face?

Thanks senpai. Godspeed. (I don’t worship a god just fyi)

How do I get a girlfriend?

Depends, do you look like this?

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yeah im thinkin shes based

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It's the "I wish I could call you a nigger without any legal consequences" face.

Be attractive in some way.

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helped by the kino soundtrack of course
youtube.com/watch?v=jXpwZ7qh96s

I've gone 26 years without touching a woman (outside of shaking hands)

Be anything a girl can brag about and depend on, get out there, and/or lower your standards (i.e. dealing with bs without an issue)

Never happened to me. How much of a fucking loser to do have to be to even fail at sneezing.

Cow piercing with big tits or nothing.

Nothing, it just happens.
To everyone, in fact.

My wife had her eye brow pierced. It was pretty cute.

I got lucky as fuck being in close quarters with a girl in her early 20s. I was (am) a weird “incel” with smarts and a sense of humor. My best advice is to just put yourself out there and be a nonchalant bastard who maintains their true self even with others. You’ll naturally find a good match that way.

unironically based.

My sister does too, but it's more to cover a scar she has on her eyebrow that "cuts" it.

word

What if he hurts a male?

Then we should just suggest pepe to have sex.

Basado, basé, basiert, based and basato

>why are people who get constantly rewarded for having vaginas basic
Really

>been fucking around with a tinder hoe recently
>she keeps putting on david attenborough nature docs as background noise
I'm fucking sick of this shit man, ANYTHING, ANYTHING other than another nature doc.

Can someone explain this “kino” to me? Don’t tell me it’s simply a protest against “macfags”

Shut the fuck up, whore

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>Not letting Attenborough's soothing voice coax your semen out gently.

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>ICE concentration camps
haha, wow

I fucking wish I was a whore. Then maybe I wouldn’t think about hanging myself everyday.

Women's list is unironically better than men's though.

unequivocally based