Whats your favorite malcolm in the middle moment/episode?

whats your favorite malcolm in the middle moment/episode?

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Cats ate her face

when it got cancelled and malcum got a brain injury and forgot everything

>cancelled
it ended

it ended you uncultured swine

Reminder that this is the most kino sitcom because not only it's consistently funny but also manages to create a believable family not like the idealised fairy tale families from dross like Step by Step where all problems are resolved at the end of the episode and everyone lives happily ever after.

Didnt all the kids get raped on the show?

>it ended
cope they cancelled it when dewey complained about all the ass rape

Nah just Dewey

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and thats a good thing

>whats your favorite malcolm in the middle moment/episode?
Pretty much anything with Hal desu

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there is a huge drop in quality after s1, and when dewey grows up

I don't know really, I like the episodes where Malcolm is in his mid-teens more than the ones where he's a pre-teen.

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Golf cart destroying the birthday.

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Every Otto and Grete scene

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This one, I just love visual comedy.
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I was reminded of the episode where Malcom thinks he can go back to thinking like a kid again recently. youtube.com/watch?v=b4iTENa3KLg
I treat it as a metaphor for libtards living in dreamland and fucking everything up.

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Rich Piana on the right.

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What happened

mightyman?

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how did they get away with it

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holy shit frankie, calm down. he's already dead

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well yeah
looking back at it, this was a fantastic joke

>you just know

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the producers fucked him in the ass

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Dewey's parents basically pimped him out to the showrunners and blew through all his earnings, leaving him penniless when he turned eighteen.

BIG
KHAZAR
MILKERS

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did he just do the deadpool looks at the audience joke?

Lois was TOP tier Mommy.

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member wendy?

>I love to Sing, Dance, act and help others achieve their dreams. I have Faith in God and people.
lisalewolt.com

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this is wendy now

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what a shame
holy shit i hate this world

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malcom directly to camera in early seasons, they started using it less as the show went on

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Hal stole the damn show

some idiot got buttmad about getting corrected about MiTM ending and not getting cancelled, so he did a meme.

Those types of religious Americans really give off a cult vibe

did you ever cursed at your dad?

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Always makes me laugh like a retard

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dad, what happened to Aunt Helen?

yes, ryan reynolds actually sued to the show for trademark infringement afterwards.

She's the baddest of bitches

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absolute komedy

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THAT'S AIR

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Is this when Lois is gone for a few days and Hal becomes a badass again

perfect comedy
every child and parent can understand this and laugh

That episode was so fucking great.
Thanks for the reminder, user, I'll rewatch it tonight.

>being patriotic and a good christian is culty

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Yeah it sure is lmao

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The one where lois is gone for the night and hal has a bunch of imaginary mini hals giving him contradictory advice?

>cats ate her face - dewey knows more about it than i do, here talk to him

Every fucking time

RIP

member April?

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Frankie Muniz looks dangerous and unhinged, and I can't figure out why.

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No that's the opening where Hal goes into a room, says he needs one of the kids to take the fall for him. He starts off with 5, lois's "oh my god" gets worse, Malcolm says 10, Lois's oh my god turns into a borderline scream, Hal says deal, says hevs a good son, then drags him out to feed him to the wolves

Hal really was the best character.
All of his episodes were 10/10.
>That episode where he finds a man cave bunker under the house

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its
>life is an faire

My

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favorite

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c-c-c-combobreaker

When I hear about his brain being fucked and that he's got memory loss, I remember this tweet and stop feeling sorry for him

gag?

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Yes, this was great

I can't think of a whole lot off the top of my head, but I liked the multiple timeline episode where Hal and lois both took the boys bowling

Hal trying to steal the foot massager in the mall, twice. Bryan Cranston's finest moment.

Well-

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Probably when

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eww

Malcolm

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Francis getting increasingly angry at the keyboardist playing a "soundtrack" to everything he does. Eventually he just goes nuts and smashes it in front of everyone like a loon.
>He...played....while I....did stuff...

and Stevie

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Do tou remember which season/episode? Id like to rewatch it too

i dont know if its just nostalgia but the casting for this show was great.

I thought there were laws against that these days, after some parents did that to their kid decades ago.

get lost

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in

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Always loved this one

Also every episode with Stevie's dad

the ghetto

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>Brain injury
Repressed memories due to trauma

>4channel down
perfect timing

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Ugly bitch from last man standing.
This pig was also in last season of OITNB and again played a cunt role.

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>When Malcolm shows his family how smart he really is
>When Malcolm is told that he is expected to be president
>When Hal is trying to fix the light
>When Hal does the song routine by himself
>When Reese gets chased by the cops
>When everyone shows up for Cynthia's party and Malcolm realises how much he hates party

Whenever the mom shows her bare back, the dad fixing shit one after the other, or the kids submerging in a pool in a golf cart.

It's literally rich people telling to you DUDE POVERTY IS FUNNY DON4T BE MAD xD with shity random Ally McBeal humor.

The one where the end up at Burning Man

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>When Malcolm shows his family how smart he really is
Don't remember this, what happened?

BURNING VAN
BURNING VAN

>posts about kevin nash turn into memes based on fake story
>posts about Malcolm turn into memes based on fake story

Idk if anyone mentioned it and it might be one thats too obvious, but the episode that filmed two different scenarios side by side, one where Hal takes Malcolm to the bowling alley and one where lois takes him

You want a strike!? HERE'S YOUR STRIKE!

Retard post

>mfw Malcolm in the Middle creators are mommyposters

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>go after someone with a huge chip on their shoulder yet far more successful than you
>get btfo, screenshot it, and cry to people who don't care
What did he expect lmao

To this day I refuse to watch breaking bad because I don't want to see Hal in a different light
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Ironic that irl its her ass thats her best feature

Just pretend that Walter is Malcolm all grown up, enhances the show greatly

>that "alternate ending" they filmed for Breaking Bad where Hal just wakes up in bed next to Lois and it's been a dream

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I'm glad Jane agreed to do that
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Get a load of this faggot.

>If you ever drive a golf-cart over a cater dinner and into a pool again, there will be DIRE consequences

Based Hal.

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>I remember this tweet and stop feeling sorry for him

One guy tosses out a random insult at a stranger and the stranger insults him back. Not really anything to care about user. As far as insults go both were pretty mild.

When we find out Hal and Lois only have shitty lives because they can't stop fucking each other constantly. Also Hal's poker group of black professional friends

The episode where Cynthia comes back with a fantastic pair of new breasts.

Thank you sir

only one true answer!

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god i wish lois was my mother and i wish i had the balls to rape my own mother who is now lois

A man of excellent taste

>How many times do you do it Hal?
>two
>Hahaha Hal loses again! Only two times per week!
>Oh, per week? Then 14, yeah

>rewatching the show
>Lois tells her to stop worrying about how she looks because she'll "fill out" really soon anyway
LOIS WAS RIGHT AGAIN

based!

that two-parter where reese gets cucked by malcolm and then leaves to join the military while hal is facing criminal charges due to being framed by his bosses.
>the line of boys joining the military are all tearing up a picture of a girl
>hal reveals he hasn't gone in to work on a friday in like five years

They gave him shit for being stupid about being smart

Wh-what about when Lois is on her period do they do it in the butt or is it just hand stuff

Malcolm in the Middle was decades ago, user.

she must have met the architect

>mfw I tried to make this joke but my op range is banned from posting images because I’m a filthy phoneposter

He just take's a shower after.

It's the Kreylboyne picnic episode. Malcolm doesn't want his family to think different of him but wants to help his teacher not feel like a failure so he gets up in front of everyone and starts showing his mathematic capabilities. In the end his family playfully give him shit showing they'll always accept him regardless of how different he is.

That honestly makes too much sense.

Agreed, Malcolm was highly intelligent but kept sabotaging himself and then blaming other people for it.
Also he was an autistic asshole.
Why does this fit so well?

Ida>Lois

ida is a slut

are traps gay?

roll

The oracle has spoken

Post the webm of Hal fixing the drawer and he has to fix a billion other things first

Didn't Brian Cranston let him come play with his kids so he could have normal childhood? I.e. he knew Dewey getting diddled but was powerless to help and felt guilty

This.

Bad taste to remind everyone how rich you are though

But he did nothing wrong

>That's impossible no body beats sub zero
>no body

So great because it's something a dad would say but it's detached enough

Saying virtuous shit you don't mean is not Christian.

Dewey talking about playing god and burning ants

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Fucking kekd

Fuck you Frankie is based. Jealous

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MOVE THE OVEN MITTS

The summer of 92

hi

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hal earned his redwings long ago my man
god this show sucked

I also like the Dewey/Egg subplot.
>His name is Egg.
>Egg?
>I named him.
>Well you can't keep him.

GIB YELLOW MILKIES

She's native american, so it should be red milkies.

Whatever she is she's fine as fuck and I'd suck the shit out of her turdcutter

I like your style user.

Excellent

It's funny because the show wanted the "awful-misunderstood" family core from malcolm but was to afraid of making them too unlikeables, which ended making the whole family easy-to-hate characters.

that episode where reese thinks a teacher is out to get him so malcolm takes a test for him and the teacher fails him
>teacher shows up and malcolm argues that the test material is good work
>teacher says it isn't enough
>it's revealed that malcolm did it
>YOU TOOK HIS TEST?
>YOU LET HIM TAKE YOUR TEST?
>YOU FAILED SOMETHING *HE* WROTE?
>francis showing up all banged up and crying to be let in during the storm after lois says she'll sell out malcolm in a heartbeat to expose the teacher and get reese his justice

Well, you don't want people to mock you, don't mock them first, the dude asked for it.

based

>francis showing up all banged up and crying to be let in during the storm
oh god that fucking killed me

learn how to greentext

>That episode where Reese peeled off all his skin

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Can you hear me...now?

Are you pretending to be zoomer trash to piss people off?

I bet she loves it in the ass.

desu countless. what was good about mitm was how consistently good it was.

The one where they all flash white power signals.

>and my fingers are too titanically muscular to fit through the little metal stripes and rip 'em out
>Well, maybe we could punch the concrete around it into dust, and loosen the bars.
I am still laughing remembering the body builder scenes

They actually aren't poor at all. Just lazy and have too much sex. They once go without sex for a week and they do their taxes and shit and realize they have enough money for everything.

Malcolm does their taxes though

Is that Justin Silverman?

IDA IS BEST GIRL!

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no, all fat people looks like each other

When we found out Hal hides cigarettes all over the house to help him cope psychologically with quitting smoking

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>Lady, i make more in a WEEK, than you've made in your ENTIRE LIFE
>........
>So what, you're drug dealers.

She was the best old person character ever and the grandpa giving reese a live grenade was kino

Hal playing Architect

she was exactly like my grandmother, except my granny was hungarian, and smoked way more than Ida did. my mom would cry when it was an Ida episode, because my grandmother died right before the show started.

I liked the one where Hal went over to the black guy's poker night and felt like he was being discriminated against for being poor.

Season 1 episode 14
Bots and the bees

there is nothing iffy about his fucking twitter post holy hell I hate "journalists"

based as fuck I like you.

the real drop in quality is when francis leaves the ranch and drops all his character development to become a flanderized mom-hater

My mom hated watching MitM with me because it reminded her of our life. There was a point where the show was so close to home it wasn't funny.

hes only smiling with the lower half of his face

Coming from a sandnigger who grew up with no real family, I'd trade places with any of the four runts in a heartbeat.

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>Malcolm is a genius
>Reese is a cooking prodigy
>Dewey is destined to be a successful musician
>Francis, after spending seasons demonstrating that he's a natural-born leader, ends up in an office job like Hal all for a throwaway joke in the finale

When Malcolm catches his dad and his friends siphoning methylamine from a train and gets dissolved in acid.

My mom was the exact opposite, since she came from a family that was very close to theirs she enjoyed watching it because we were so much more stable in every aspect of life. She showed me pictures of her brothers filling up balloons with cow shit and launching it off their roof at cars.

>all hal's black friends start flirting with her to get her to leave

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>it's a 'Walter White was all a dream' episode

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jesus....

dewey get ipad

>childhood is hating Lois because she reminds you of your mom
>adulthood is wanting to fuck Lois because she reminds you of your mom

THIS TRANSACTION DOES NOT CONCERN YOU FELDSPAR

The one with Chris Benoit.

>no one posted this yet
I've yet to see a scene in any comedy match it

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Called him an idiot the other day during a political argument and he got buttmad. Decided not to talk to him about politics anymore after that.

your mom sounds like a huge faggot.

The one where Hayden Panettiere gets it on with Asian chad.

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Eden Sher deserves better

Sorry but this damn show is absolutely God-tier. Only show whose jokes work even as stills.

Absolute top performances and writing.

>Sorry but

We're supposed to pretend the guy holding Dewey's pic isn't obviously Dewey as an adult, right? Or are you facially blind autists truly not sure that this man is Dewey?

IS THAT RICH PIANO

The man holding the photo is Reese. Dewey simply couldn't make it because he was graduating or some shit.

Your mom sounds like a huge faggot.

AHAHAHAHA

such fucking legendary BTFO

you fuckers deserve it

remember: negative people are weak.

That was 10/10

Rewatching it, show is fucking excellent.

youtube.com/watch?v=OUcw3P8JlNM

Also, was Craig our guy?

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Once, when he was fauxpologising, I snapped and told him to shut the fuck up, which is the most disrespect any of his kids ever did to him. It was like shitting in front of the Emperor of China. He physically assaulted me for it, as expected. I didn't die, so I won.

Fucking hell, didn't see that coming at all. GOD, this show is good.

I'd keep it in my bathroom, but not for reading.

the ending is great too
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DOGSON OVER HERE

based

the episode where lois dreams of having girls instead of boys and hal is an emotional fat guy

was she right?

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another great ending when lois realise it would have been just as bad
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>tfw I am the autist, Jon

It's so good. Even the framing, where the oven mitts become visible and the focus of the shot RIGHT as the punchline is hitting. God damn, remember when comedies actually had jokes with setups and payoffs? *ssssip* yup

Is there a more based dad in TV?

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what they don't show you is that in her perfect fantasy Hal is a hung black man

the episode where he promises the family a great surprise and they drive for hours until they discover malcolm has a credit card
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mate, what is wrong with you? you should see a therapist about this bizarre obsession you have. it's a fucking malcolm in the middle thread and you still have to force your fetish into it. that's not normal.

Yeah kinda. Shoulda just changed the name

and the talk at the beginning
youtube.com/watch?v=A-9Aygwp_B0

it was a great epside

why is this picture so fucking creepy

seething whyboy

I'm sure the poor sap thinks he's saying it 'ironically', anything to deflect the fact that he has an obsession, a real problem.

The fact that Brian Cranston was doing all that roller disco shit himself is what elevates this to kino

Me with shameless. I don't want to see it in my escapism.

Yeah, he's furry-tier and probably doesn't even realise it.

>all
there's quite obvious cuts to stunt doubles for portions of the routine.

>It sounds like a song they would sing when they would ride through the villages and throw the babies into the fire
>they sang jingle bells?
>they. sang. something.

great episode user
youtube.com/watch?v=f2gVHdr_MlE

I remember being asolutely crushed after the final episode
I thought this is a show that would just keep going like the simpsons
I was never the same person

at least it was a nice ending, better than most series get

I got memed into watching this shit, biggest waste of time I have ever witnessed, shock for the sake of shock value, and it's not even that shocking just repulsive.

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Yeah, from what I've read is right. He did some of the stuff himself and got decent at skating.

Honestly, I think every fucking second of Hal in that show is kino.

While I feel you, take a look at what the Simpsons have become.

Honestly rewatching this right now brings me back to my childhood and it's fucking great.

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When Hal is roped into working at the store and eventually rebels with everyone against Craig

To Nigger

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1000 cock stare

honestly, i gotta rewatch it again.
in my mind the show seems to be too good to be true.

this has all episodes and seasons
ww.putlockers.co/series/malcolm-in-the-middle/?season=04

>SING US A SONG YOU'RE THE PIANO MAN

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remember the episode where stevie became a white supremacist

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What is your preferred viewing order?
I start with s4, then s7, then s2 and s3, on to s5 and s6 and finally s1.

Frankie Muniz was a good comedic actor.

RICED

zoomer detected

>tfw theres an episode of MitM that I managed to miss
>tfw theres still MitM that I can experience for the first time
Today is a good day

People will think you are joking when you put it like that.
Quite literally rape. Aleister Crowley sodomy n shieeet. pissagate is real.

Watched it back last year and just remembered all my favorite episodes were before the baby was born. It really went downhill fast from S5 onwards, Dewey and Francis went from the best characters on the show to the worst in the space of a couple of seasons and those last two seasons were just pure cringe

L O S T

Spangler was the best character on the show desu and it was the only time Francis had a good storyline

>Spangler

>On February 20, 2012, von Bargen shot himself in the temple during an apparent suicide attempt. After placing a phone call to a 911 operator, emergency crews were dispatched to his Montgomery, Ohio, apartment. Von Bargen suffered from diabetes and, at the time of his death, had been living with one leg amputated. He was due to have a couple of toes amputated on his remaining foot and reportedly did not want to submit to another surgery.[10]

>Von Bargen died on March 1, 2015, of undisclosed causes, having experienced complications from diabetes for years.[11] He was 64 years old.[12][13]

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Fuck you, I didn't need to remember that.

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holy fuck

>It's a 'Hal becomes a feeder' episode

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man this thread was fucking quality

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I knew we couldn't do a thread without this.

62! 63! ... 62... 61... 62! 63!!

based

His parents offered him sexually to producers and directors in order to fund their lavish life style.

>lisalewolt.com
I would tongue fuck sue heck's ass.

ABCD...
ABCD...
ABCD...

Was gonna post this. What a fucking show.

As a kid "BLELLOW" had me beat.

You know every time i see this thread it reminds of how great this show was. I need to find some way to watch it again.

ever since the disney buyout fox hasnt given a fuck about full episodes of their tv shows being placed on youtube in chunks
just look up the name of the show and the name of a random episode and you'll see

arc(on)ai has a 24/7 MITM stream

The one where he secretly fattens up Lois is peak Hal

user you are absolutely fucking retarded, stop giving your stupid fucking opinions

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THIS
Based horseface beauty

Guaranteed Malcolm if made today would see him and the krelboynes post on Yea Forums and make autistic memes etc

The one where hal leads a workers revolution against management at Lucky Aide

zoomer get out

kek

Won an emmy i think

THIS
>It's cold and I'm hungry

Superb acting

Ida suing them was pretty fucked up also drugging the chink

yes
no
just no

Those boys are insanely handsome.

Yes, no, maybe.

Is he pushing his foot up his ass?

The boy in green shirt is insanely handsome.

fag lmao

By golly that is him, good find

Guys...

*giggles*

guys

Guys.

*sniggers*

Guys listen.

I have such a good joke.

What if...

*tears forming in eyes*

Guys. What if Malcolm in the Middle...

*face turns red from holding in laughter*

Fuck, haha. What if Malcolm in the Middle was a prequel...

...TO BREAKING BAD!

HAHAHAHA

LMAO

Whoa did you just thought of that? Clever!

rekt

Fuck off Pierce.

Will I find a rail thin 10/10 with big khazzar milkers and green eyes to be my waifu

>YOU'RE OKAY. DON'T BE SCARED
Every time.

Dewey, were ya diddled? You can trust me

I've literally done this with a pan of fish

How do you mean life was...unfair, as you put it? Do you mean to say that life was unfair because you were robbed of a childhood? Or robbed of...innocence?

does Last Man Standing fall under this category?

I must celebrate

Please, Dewey. I know Life is unfair. Look, I shouldnt tell you this, but I lost a son a few years back. a little older than you,but same eyes. Same...exact eyes.
Listen, when I lost my boy, I felt certain life was unfair, but I found out one certain truth. You can make life fair. Help me catch the bad men, Dewey. Trust officer user.
Were you touched inappropriately? And remember, I believe you.

Holy shit incredibly baest and originalcapsuled omg lmao uhhhhhhhh

>when stevie throws himself in the way of that bully about to punch malcolm
>everybody hates him for punching the cripple

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Not so big? Dear God and Sonny Jesus, get in here Johnson. Dewey, this is officer Johnson. Now,Officer,Dewey has just told me that I am "Not so big". He's also avoiding answering the question. But thats okay, because we know how hard things might have been for somebody who might have gone through certain things.
Look, Dew, theres no need to mock me. What do you like to do in your free time? We could have common interests, I dont know. Do you like...pool parties? In the hollywood hills, perhaps???

I prefer Malory Renee and Daisy desu

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Francis as himself was brilliant

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Look at Reese, what's he doing?

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>episode perfectly encaptures the nature of women
>written by a woman

Actually, that ep is in the basement when Francis comes home and Malcolm is cheating on Reese's test when the teacher is out to get him?

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When Malcolm's date for the night ends up fucking an entire criminal gang

YOU'VE NEVER LIKED ANY OF MY HUSBANDS!

does she like me?

>When Reese joins the army
>When Malcolm dates the high IQ girl
>When Hal is trapped in a stocked bunker
>When Dewey's special class go missing in the tree
>When Hal gets a crown replaced and the black guys kidnap him to get it done
>When Francis gets pulled over by a cop and Malcolm and Reese are in the back of the car tied up
>When Reese learns to cook
>When Malcolm counts cards for Hal
>When the boys walk onto a bombing range
>When Hal applies for the CIA job
>When the family stays on the boat with Stevie's family
>When Kittie divorces Abe
>When Hal hires a shredder
>When Ida tries to marry a Chinese man and drugs the whole family
>When Lois goes to Jury duty and Abe/Hal try to traceback the case
>When Hal becomes a motivational speaker at a seminar where everyone is crying
>When Dewey gets a dog and the boys incl. Craig dress up as princess'
>When there is a road accident and Hal contemplates life and Reese goes to war with the ice cream man, Lois tries to speedup the accident workers and Malcolm finds love

There's a 100 more I can think of, great show

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fucking kino

Remember, pull the green cord before the light green cord.

Wow she really blew up!

And I'm not talking about her career

Who was the high iq girl?