JACOB'S LADDER IS NOW A BLACK GUY THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING IT'S LIKE A SECOND.. THAT ONE TIME WHEN WHITE GENOCIDE HAPPENED I'M NOT OKAY WITH THIS BUT NOW IT'S MORE LIKE JAMAL'S.. STEPS OR SOMETHING
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FUCKING NIGGERS MUST RUIN EVERYTHING WHY DON'T I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND I'LL TELL YOU WHY IT'S BECAUSE JACOBS LADDER IS NOW A BLACK GUY I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS
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You will never be a woman.
why though?
You will never be a man.
>making sequel to a Jacob's Ladder
>the whole point of the movie was in the ending
>making it fucking stupid to make a sequel to a movie which is a huge spoiler to itself
A left the most retarded social group?
It's not a sequel, it's a remake. What makes you think it would be a sequel
What's the problem exactly? It's a remake.
fuck remakes and fuck capeshit
Oh never mind. OP is just being a faggot by imitating faggots.
instead of the tentacle scene at the dance party it should be his girlfriend getting BLEACHED
sperg out harder tranny
no ones gonna watch this
I mean of course it doesn't say much, but the trailer actually looks good. And I don't give a fuck that he's black now, works just as good. Except for IT, which was ok-ish, all the other horror remakes lately were trash, so I don't really want to get my hopes up, but I'm gonna watch it
>no ones gonna watch this
so you and your online "friends" won't watch it, got it
this is a movie no one asked for
zoomies and millennials won't know what the fuck Jacobs Ladder is
looks like a tv movie
>millenials won't know what the fuck jacob's ladder is
I'm a millenial, born the year it was released, and it's one of my favorite movies.
Also, you do know that there's things like promotions and stuff, right? Do you think people only watch things they've seen before? What's your fucking point
haha sned
haha
Fuck off.
Jacobs ladder had SOME good scenes, but generally fucking sucked. The ending was Outer Limits tier dumb as shit.
Who cares if they remake it.
I FEEL THREATENED BY THE SUCCESS OF BLACK MEN!
I SEE IT AS PART OF A WIDER CONSPIRACY TO KEEP MY PEOPLE DOWN!
>THE SUCCESS
Kek, so successful that they can only live of by leeching successful roles from white men.
This is stupid. It's like a Sixth Sense remake, we all know the twist. If they really want to hook anyone they have to make clear that they are going a different route. That it's not just hurr he never made it out of the warzone and this all happens inside the mind of dying man.
>success
>Have to blackmail or beg white Hollywood to put them in everything because they're incapable of writing or producing and cast them in white roles because there's 20,000 black actors for every black part
>white
You mean jewish?
>That it's not just hurr he never made it out of the warzone and this all happens inside the mind of dying man.
I'm a vet and this is my worst nightmare. It literally fucking scares me thinking about it
>it’s racist for white people to play brown ones, Hollywood stop doing that!
>it’s wonderful for brown people to play white characters even though there are major film industries outside my own country that are homogeneous and brown! Hollywood should be more like Africa and Asia!
You’re literally retarded.
>its a rehash
>its got a black protagonist
Oh goody. Two signs of high quality.
Except this guy's actually a good actor and based on his eye color like half-black at best.
You don't have to be a vet to wonder if you died in your sleep and will never WAKE UP again.
you will always be a man.
You have it backwards. The protagonist in Jacobs ladder is an American. Most Americans are no longer white.
>49%
Which means that it's appropriate to recast the character with someone that is more representative of Americans in general. How is the general viewing audience supposed to identify with a white man? Explain that.
looks lame
ooooh
>its a remake
>but with a black guy
Stop praising niggers
good
>never WAKE UP again
good
Wasn't Jacob's Ladder set during the Vietnam war? There were plenty of black people during the Vietnam War. In fact, a significantly higher percentage than previous wars due to draft dodging coward whities.
How will they approach the story anyway. They already went for the blackwashing stereotype. There's no way they will double down by doing the blacked or "carrying black father" memes.
He's black because the implication of testing drugs on soldiers. In Vietnam everything went, but a modern setting would be questionable, unless the answer to everything immoral was racism.
watch the trailer, it's set in Iraq or Afghanistan now
>carrying black father
what
Yeah but the whole story of Jacob is about a dying father unable to move on because of his child's death. Somehow I can't see a black "father" facing the same struggle.
Why can't it be a black guy? If it follows the same premise as the original movie then it would make sense that a black soldier was experimented upon.
Because blacks can't be loving fathers who stay around their newborns long enough to even know their name let alone witness their death?
>remaking a good thriller movie into a shitty horror with jumpscares
West needs to die. Fuck kikes, fuck niggers
The black guys in this movie are obviously half castes though. It looks like a decent flick.
>draft dodging coward whities.
Hard to blame anyone who dodged Vietnam. It was a senseless war. The president knew it, the people knew it. A complete waste of human life.
Can we please just have something original for once?
Everything is derivative of other things.
You know exactly what I mean. Why must everything be remade, rebooted, remastered? All this and even more capeshit, film is dead.
Classic western whites and their tiny brains programmed to love the BBC
And what would original movie be derivative of? You fucking subhuman
So the studios don't lose the IP.
>a good thriller
>jacob's ladder
>not horror
Just because it turns out to be a dream in the end, doesn't make it not horror you fucking brainlet
I can't be mad at that, i view this less as an erasure of white culture and more as an homage to it. White guys wrote and directed that shit. its a great story. if some black kids who wouldn't have otherwise bothered with the movie, now want to see it, and are thus exposed to culture and perhaps less likely to nig out in the future, isn't that a good thing?
Well then it's even MORE retarded
>inb4 some biblical reference
Imagine thinking that some shitty burger movie is white culture. I want America to burn to the ground.
jfc
>it's set in Iraq or Afghanistan now
K, I am sure Black or Brown people never fought for the US in THOSE countries.
I'm pretty sure they haven't been using some psychogenic gas to test it on their own soldiers though
>Data from the Department of Defense reveals a significant increase in prescription narcotics for active-duty troops during the Iraq war, from 33,000 a month in October 2003 to 50,000 a month in September 2007.14
ITS NOT EVEN A FUCKING REMAKE
I DONT GIVE TWO FUCKING SHITS ABOUT WHAT GOD DAMN RACE THE FUCKING ACTOR IS. I DONT CARE IF HE IS A NIGGER, SPIC, CHINK, WHITETOID WHATEVER.
WHATEVER FUCKING HORSESHIT THAT I JUST FUCKING WATCHED IS NOT FUCKING JACOBS LADDER
I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY JUST SHOWED BUT COPYING SEVERAL KEY ELEMENTS IN A MOVIE WITHOUT PROVIDING THE REST OF THE MOVIE ISNT A FUCKING REMAKE. WHO THE FUCK IS HIS BROTHER? WHERE THE FUCK IS JACOBS BROTHER IN THE ORIGINAL?
>it all started to happen right after he came home
NO IT FUCKING DIDN'T, IT FUCKING HAPPENED DURING THE JUNGLES OF GOD DAMN VIETNAM. JESUS CHRIST THE FUCKING POINT OF JACOBS LADDER ISNT MUH SCARY FUCKING MONSTERS OR SCARY JUMP SCARES, ITS A FUCKING LOOK INTO A MAN GOING MAD NOT KNOWING WHICH REALITY IS REAL AND BEING HUNTED BY HIS LITERAL INNER DEMONS.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HORSE SHIT
HES BEING HUNTED BY HIS GOD DAMN BROTHER? WHAT AND NOW OTHER PEOPLE CAN SEE THE DEMONS TOO? GOD DAMN IT IM LITERALLY FUCKING SEETHING IN GOD DAMN RAGE. THIS IS NOT HOW YOU REMAKE A FUCKING MOVIE YOU GOD DAMN FAGGOTS. AND YOU FUCKING KNOW THEY ARE GOING TO FUCKING PLAY SO MANY GOD DAMN RACE CARDS IN THIS FUCKING MOVIE.
JESUS CHRIST I COULD WRITE A GOD DAMN ESSAY ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT IS FUCKING WRONG IN THIS TRAILER I FUCKING HATE HOLLYWOOD I FUCKING HATE MODERN FILMS I FUCKING HATE ALL THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT. LEAVE MY FUCKING MOVIES ALONE
I don't really think Jacob's Ladder needed a remake. I don't really care about the black guy though. It's only annoying when historically white characters get BLACKED or any other forced BLACKED relations
Did Jordan Peele made this shit? A lot of black casting
have sex
Stop having sex.
get raped
>mfw drumpf wins again in 2020
why cant they leave this shit alone, cringe and blueballed
Oh yes, that incredible Jacobs ladder IP
imagine being this addicted to watching black men dominate you that you have to pre-emptively start a shill thread for yet another blacked reboot
imagine being so obsessed with race and black guys that you interpret absolutely everything remotely race related as part of a bigger conspiracy
So coveted and lucrative
WE WUZ PURGATORY N SHIEEEEET
Blessed OP
/Pol/ fag
Based
yakub's ladder
das riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite
This looks like the laziest, most uninspired remake in the history of remakes.
Redditor larping as a Yea Forums
this is not going to happen. the right wants this because then they can sell white genocide. the left wants this because then they can sell race mixing and social justice. all according to a certain group of people’s plans
It would be shit even if the guy was white. What i want to know is that why are they remaking Jacob's Ladder?
Just try to imagine Hollywood with now jews
Wow, I'm so outraged, just like I was for Robocop, Total Recall, and the dozens of other totally forgotten remakes they've made over the last 20 years.
but robocop wasnt a nigger and total recall had beckinsale AND biel
I just post anti white American stuff for (You). I am white myself.
BASED
they painted Robocop black
umm sweety that's some problematic language..
>Michael Ealy
>Nicole Beharie
Sold.
>Leftists replacing whites with blacks and other minorities
>a conspiracy
"Conspiracy" implies something secretive. Leftists in Hollywood are completely open to the fact that they despise whites and want to replace them by "diversifying" all cinema, even retroactively.
It's not a "conspiracy". It's an agenda.
>Leftists
(((Leftists)))
shut the fuck up dumbass
There's no point in getting angry really. Just live your life with your loved ones. They need you. None of this current shit is gonna make it anyway. Live and let die.
They were still shit.
>jerome's ladder
black people are too thick to have existential crises
>It was a senseless war
Is this your poor attempt at getting people to watch a shitty remake nobody asked for? To guilt them into thinking they're racist if they don't?
I agree. I wanted to REALLY like the movie but it takes a while to get going and when it finally does it loses steam quite quickly. The good scenes are very good, but it's kind of a drag to watch.
>a guy is black
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
have sex
>Kangz Ladder
I'm a Raaaabitt in your Headlights
Why the fuck would anyone remake a movie that has a twist-dependent script. The unreliable narrator is basically what made the movie great.
>twist dependent
even without the twist it would be a good movie. and you can enjoy the movie even with knowledge of the twist.
You think black people will even know this is a remake or even watch the original if they do know?
This would be the case if the ending had a shred of ambiguity in it, but there wasn't. Knowing that the protagonist is actually crazy completely spoils the entire movie.
No. No one will watch this. Fans of the original don’t want to see a remake, or a sequel, or a reboot or whatever this shit is supposed to be and younger people don’t give a fuck about it at all. No one wanted this.
Don’t @ me tranny I know I’m right
reeeeeetaaaaard
You’re fucking weird dude you should kill yourself I truly mean that
JAMAL'S STOLEN BIKE
never watched jacob's ladder any monsters in it?
many
perhaps the biggest monsters were us all along
neat might watch it now i know it's got monsters in it
>49%
>white people (non Hispanic) make up 62% of the population
>Hispanics are the largest ethnic group in America
>not blacks
You don’t even make sense.
Hispanics are the largest ethnic minority* oops
its well-worth at least one watch, definitely enjoyable, original and a treat
everyone should see it at least once desu
Wait, it's actually Jacob's Ladder? I thought it was from the new Twilight Zone.
Fuck.
>let's reboot everything only with a black main character
What's funny is everyone will be looking back on this era in 20 or so years as "the era where a lot of utterly misguided producers thought this was a good idea, but now we see how actually inherently racist it was in our more mature society."
More like Yakub's Ladder
>turning the famously depressing bathtub scene into some generic horror scene
Yikes.
49% in the under 20 age group. I think I can justify not counting the whites in the old folks homes.
You will always be a woman
Get japed (ie the man who japed)
.
>jacob's ladder
>split jacob into two characters
>ruin the reveal in the trailer
>shit effects
>now it's niggers
Alright I'm done
shit. you're just too smart for him user
(((oy)))
It's not bait if it's openly making fun of you, /pol/tard
Man they blackwashed Jacob's Ladder? That sucks it was a good movie. I just wont go see this and wont give them my money.
Who the fuck asked for this? The original is perfect.
In 10 years we'll have a remake of Barry Lyndon with a black as a protagonist.
Wow this sure as hell looks like the film that inspired the Silent Hill games
Now the original trailer
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Hollywood's fetishistic obsession with mixed race actors needs to stop. They use this to promote the idea that interracial relationships are good so the pure black man will be bred out of existence. Open your eyes people, when was the last time you saw a black character that wasn't gay or didn't fuck white bitches.
I legit don't care abut the race of the actor as long as he's good, but the trailer was awful desu
>employing black actors means fetishizing them
dude..
Really? I thought it was surprisingly good.
We should seriously keep this board for all the banter and television crap, and just create /mov/ for movies, with dedicated moderation and solely for movies.
I don't really know how creating a new board goes down though, only time I've seen it was /his/, I remember the history threads and all the begging on Yea Forums back in the day. And then some day it was just there. I haven't really been online regularly back then, just sometimes. But there must be a fucking way to create a board only for movies.
There are plenty of "original" movies getting made, but this shithole board never talks about them.
it's in the motivation. im all for folks getting work but blacks are def fetishized in hollywood circles. people like dan harmon can barely contain themselves around people of color, and treat them all like freed slaves instead of regular human beings. just amped up white guilt bullshit.
wtf i love black people now