What did we think of comedienne Ali Wong's Netflix comedy special Hard Knock Wife?

Have you? What's it like?

>anus contains high levels of nerve endings
>licking things with numerous nerve endings feels good
>LOL IT'S A FAGGOT MINDTRICK BRO
Just because it doesn't feel good to you doesn't mean it doesn't feel good to someone.

Shut up, faggot

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This. I eat ass but I don't pretend it's something I discovered on my own. I only do it in monogamous relationships and only if the girl I'm with has a really nice ass, and I've only done it with two people.

It definitely helps that my current girlfriend is a qt3.14 latina with sweet fucking cheeks. I rim that stinker like it's my last meal and she loves it.

tastes like salty coins

it's like licking wrinkled skin, there's no foul taste after giving the area a proper cleaning. i didn't insert the tongue though so maybe that's where things can cause a problem

Is that a tranny

bags of sand

>it's like licking wrinkled skin, there's no foul taste after giving the area a proper cleaning. i didn't insert the tongue though so maybe that's where things can cause a problem

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>Ali Wong

She's cute. Would cum in/on her!!!FACT!!!

>every colon is just perpetually full of turds
Maybe crack open a biology text. Or go on a diet and have a few salads fatty.

Sexual liberation and pornography has infected the heterosexual community with a level of deviance and promiscuity that used to be reserved for gay men. Truly disgusting, but enjoy your parasites and infections from literally eating shit.

I puckered my lips around her anus and she pushed the largest, most decrepit cylinder of what looked like writhing snakes into my waiting osophogus

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I miss the days when AIDS was dropping you queers left and right

Ali Wong is a hack.

>every person has parasites
>feces is a super material that you literally can't wash off your body
I'm sorry assholes make you uncomfortable, but that says much more about you than people who enjoy sexual activity.

If you just say "woman" then hack is implied, plus a lot more.

The fact that assholes turn you on says more about you than my revulsion at the idea of getting shit on my dick or in my mouth.

>everyone who eats ass is gay
>in a thread started with an excerpt from a comedy special about heterosexual rimjobs
My favorite part about small-minded homophobes is they think everyone who disagrees with them has to be gay. Meanwhile, I make my girl squirm in ecstasy when I tongue her butthole after a nice shower. But you keep living your hate filled incel existence broham, seems like you're having fun.

Who said anything about it being a turn on? Dicks don't turn me on, but it still feels super good when a third party licks mine.

I just don't understand ass stuff because there's a pussy right there, why not play with that and fuck it instead when it's perfectly designed to get you off? Does an ass really feel as good or even better than a vagina?

>EVERY BUTTHOLE IS A SHIT SMEARED CESSPIT
And this says more about your hygiene and diet than anything else bro.

What's the second party doing?

>everyone who eats ass is gay
Unironically, yes. If you choose pussy over ass, then you gay nigga

bros if you've never had your arse ate you're seriously missing out
cumming from getting wanked off while she gently licks your arsehole is like a fucking DMT trip

You funny. You should be a comedian.

I wash my ass everyday and have a decent diet and mostly pleasant poops, but whatever you have to tell yourself to keep licking shit holes without shame.

>Does an ass really feel as good or even better than a vagina?
It feels different. It's definitely way tighter than most vaginas could ever hope to be. But that's really only around the sphincter, so past that there's not much feeling unless you've got a monster cock in a girl with a tiny body. I prefer vaginal intercourse, but butt stuff is a fun occasional diversion, and most women enjoy have their anus stimulated to some degree. Your mileage may vary.

Do autists really think a girls butthole can’t be clean? Like it just has some shit aura that can never be washed away and instantly gives you cancer if you look at it?

If you ALWAYS choose ass over pussy, sure. If you just like to mix it up, you're a little bisexual at best, c'mon man, get it together.

Soooooo, if you have complete eliminations and a freshly cleaned ass, explain to me where the poop comes from genius.

From the butt, genius.

Except when there's literally not poop on or in it, or do you literally not understand how human waste elimination works? Germaphobe perhaps?

Where do girls store pee because they don’t have balls

asian american women are so disgusting

more entitled than white women and look like crap

DAY EAT DA POO POO

youtube.com/watch?v=rf0Lv3egcMc

I'll admit it's a hang up, but don't act like it's unreasonable to feel that way. I also find it in poor taste (lol) for ass eating to be considered an acceptable thing to be vocal about.

She just wears big glasses and yells. She's like a pregnant dane cook.

I'm glad I don't have a literal shitter licking fetish despite having a massive porn collection.
I think trying to stick to 1on1 videos, mainly pov has helped me avoid a lot of shit.

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banana women are so trash holy shit.

It's literally no different from putting anything else in your mouth, just make sure you clean it first and you're golden. It's fine to have your own neuroses about germs and scat, but pretending that the ass is some sort of unending fount of pathogenic filth and, particularly on women whose anuses are literally adjacent to their sex organs, contain no nerve endings that yield sexual pleasure is as illogical as it is prudish. It's not your thing. That's fine. Why you gotta rain on everyone else's good time?

just quit user, it's a slippery slope

you eat poop

not him,
I'm not even put off by the idea of germs so much as it being literally the ugliest fucking thing on a person.
Seriously, in cartoon porn they always draw it like a cute round hole, but in reality is a fucking dry looking ugly asterisk.

that's your argument; that it feels good? If you don't see that it's absolutely disgusting by principle then I'm sorry your brain got jewed.

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>just quit user, it's a slippery slope
I've been watching porn for 12 years, if it hasn't made me a poop licker yet I doubt it ever will.

>asian guys ok
>guys under 6'0" swipe left
AHAHAHA

Your brain is poop. I'm sure you've had somebody's no-handwashing-ass cross contaminate your food with fecal matter before. Hope you don't keep your toothbrush in your bathroom :^)

Have sex.

you eat poop

more like quik wok wife

My argument is "there's literally not even poop involved if you're tonguing an empty clean anus". I'm sorry your neuroses keep you from using basic logic.

you physically ingest fecal matter

But then your girl won’t kiss you because you got her butt on your tongue and that’s no good

Huge dropoff from Baby Cobra. Or maybe she just has a style that doesn't lend itself to more than one show.

>i like licking people's orifices were food waste comes out and everyone who calls me out on being a degenerate retard is stupid
its disgusting
everyone knew this for thousands of years
only stupid women did it for men before now because women have no self respect or intelligence
its clearly unhygeinic and carries risk no matter what you tell yourself
its clearly not a spot that mouthes are meant to come into contact with
no real man uses his mouth to pleasure a woman in any way except biting
real men dont care about women's pleasure in any way
you're a faggot and a cuck and should kys

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i never wanted to stick it in the butt until i realized most women hate it and are terrified of the idea
now i want to do it and only because i know they really dont want me to do it

Emily?

You piss from your dick and women suck it. Are all women degenerates?

It feels great for a few minutes and then the anus becomes accustomed to your girth and you feel almost nothing. It's also completely smooth inside and not ridged like tha vagina - because it isn't designed to make a penis cum. Most of the pleasure you get from it is that it's dirty, and that you know it makes the girl feel dirty. Vaginas objectively feel much better but I still prefer anal due to the above.

Unfunny hack for normies. What a pretentious artificial getup by the way. Le quirky specs wearing person :D

No, you're just a faggot

The mind. It's why women are less logical than men; they keep their pee where we keep our logic.

That's what I heard.

yes, it's up to the man to stop the harlots from taking advantage of your bodily flooids, sex is for procreation only

All women are whores.

>Most of the pleasure you get from it is that it's dirty, and that you know it makes the girl feel dirty. Vaginas objectively feel much better but I still prefer anal due to the above.
This guy gets it

>fuck women in the ass because it makes them feel dirty
>are a faggot
Explain your logic there, if you would.

First thing I thought.

Keep your sexual perversions to your're self l, tranny

You choose ass over pussy, you fucking gay nigga

All humans are whores but women more so mostly because they act like pure princesses throughout the day but then in bed they’ll eagerly get railed in all their holes and lick your balls. The contrast exaggerates their whore-ness.

she's saying both asians(except curries) and guys under 6" to swipe left, she's just bad at formatting

Stop trying to act like you aren't just grossed out by vaginas in general and have literally no idea what to do with them, incel faggot

You don't have to like the same things I like but that's no excuse to be retarded.

>women act like pure princesses throughout the day
Are you living in the 50s, user? Women act like whores all day every day now. It's hip and empowering and stuff.

Dude, just come out
It's 2019 after all

Refer to my last post. Provide a logical argument or better yourself. There's no excuse.

All women are whores. Every last one, my mother and sisters included.

You're a fag. There is no argument

feels amazing

See

It's not formatting she's bad at, but expressing her thoughts in an understandable manner.

Nice reading comprehension

youtu.be/5dwN9TsK4lo

>American girl in Taiwan
Pretty sure her right eye is still in the US.

Why is ass eating being pushed so hard now
I'm not going to degrade myself to eat pussy let alone a shithole

Your sister hot?

Based

I need fate only to furnish me with an ass to lick

Have fun with the giardia, fag.

what's up with this bitch? There are far bigger and funnier comedians on netflix, yet this bitch has had a splash screen for her specials on netflix for probably over a year now, maybe longer. Maybe one of them was for her other special, I don't know. And I remember the both always popped up as the first "featured" thing for the longest time when you started netflix.

Whose paying for that shit? Her or Netflix? I'll never watch one of her specials just out of spite.

Triple dubs confirm. Fags btfo.

>wow, you don't like the risk of getting giardia, okay homop- I mean germaphobe

Why don't people respect themselves anymore? You should not be licking pussy or ass, and she should not be giving you a fucking blowjob or licking your ass. Treat yourself and your wife like royalty, kings don't lick pussy and queens don't suck dick. Vaginal sex is the only respectable sex.

WRONG
Men are the only respectable sex.

>kings don't lick pussy and queens don't suck dick.
prove it fag

>dude muh vagina and sex

strong feets game

i agree, it's hard to respect someone who just swallowed your cum

Couples who call themselves king and queen have holes in their drywall.

Based and redpilled

>kings
Tradchad pls go

Reginald?

>26

in the end she will have to settle on a loser she despises so much

i dont get it

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Isn't it redundant to say 19th?

I do!

Based retard

Unironically yes, but as men we are above that

Faggot

Peasant. Enjoy "eating ass"

I hate this stupid prick so much.

Also a very good way to get throat/mouth cancer

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>Those misshapen tootsies
Loving every laugh

name one person who has this besides that old as fuck actor and then prove it wasn't from a long life of drinking whisky and smoking cigars.

your dad got it from your mom lmao

>women

Dunno, but my GF says she wants to eat my ass although I'm a bit iffy about it. Maybe she just wants to pluck my ass hairs with her teeth but idk

>>Woman is absolutely disgusting
>>It's okay she's a "comedienne"