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Wait, britbongs really consider this a "top slag?"
Xavier Ortiz
Anthony Allen
shes proper fine mate
Dylan Kelly
beggar can't be choosa
Parker Cook
she is, you must not understand what slag means.
Jaxon Bell
For those GOTbux, I'd fuck her like she's esmerelda instead of quasimodo.
Sebastian Nguyen
Daily reminder that this is what a 4/10 in bongland looks like
Ethan Stewart
That there mate, Costs a few vodkas and a kebab n chips. then you can spread those asscheeks and smell the Seaside.
Blake Walker
>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis
mfw
Jaxson Thomas
no this was a top british slag in the show. let you grab her pussy and everything.
Aaron Bennett
my theory is that the practice of running kid's faces through computer programs which predicts what they'll look like in 5/10 years just isn't used because if they did that then they wouldn't end up with daniel radcliffe who they thought looked cute as a kid but didn't forsee that he'd only be 5'6 while the ron actor was like 6'2
or that the neville longbottom actor ended up looking superchad even though he was supposed to be dorky
Cameron Martinez
for me, it was tiger.
Charles Hughes
goddamn, i don't know how they get away with that
or the stanley tucci scene where he licks that woman's foot all over
Ryder Bennett
POST FUCKING SLAGS MATE
Dylan Green
Brits are just de-evolved humans anyway.
Xavier Lee
I'm not good with European history but why are British ugly
Levi Torres
charlotte hope. gets her tits out all the time.
Colton Richardson
I'll fuck
Carson Martin
what is the difference between a chav and a slag
Sebastian Wright
because the when Vikings conquered them they took all the attractive women
Ethan Brown
incest
Robert Perez
Because it reflects the ugliness within.
Caleb Smith
American women are way uglier than British women.
Elijah Barnes
Luke Hernandez
a chav is someone who belongs to the underclass, true scumbags who have no desire to improve society and are looked don upon even by the working class
a slag is just a generic term for a woman who is uncivilised and easy to fuck. Can belong to any class
Cameron Stewart
the fact that she's kind of ugly is part of the appeal. you wouldn't understand
Tyler Bennett
How come British people talk and behave like orcs from The Lord Of The Rings?
Robert Peterson
>Americans
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Luke Fisher
the most British thing I heard all day
Brayden Russell
just bad genes honestly
Gabriel Torres