Do you remember when they had to use a stand-in to play Dewey because Erik Per Sullivan was locked up in Cranston's...

That was a vague rumor which pointed to it being MitM because of how vague it was it was. However it turned out it was a different child actor.

Sounds based to me

>I don't remember anything your honor. For you see. I HAVE AMNESIA!
>DUN DUN DUN
How many Spanish soaps did he watch to come up with this?

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Wait. wtf?!

Except for the traumatic head injury he got racing cars.

t. Bryan Cranston

Yeah the guys in charge of fixing his car the day that """accident""" happened should be investigated.

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he had a stroke man

Life is unfair

5/5

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That was 7th Heaven from memory

>yes
>no
>maybe?
>I don’t know.
>can you repeat the question?

lois was apparently written as a kind and caring mother but the actress had to be loud to cover up the bumping against the walls and screams for help

That’s retarded on many levels, you master baitsman, you. Cranston was never on set of Power Rangers, he provided a voice for a monster which would have been recorded in a sound booth in post production.

calm down you paranoid incels
popularity to a kid is like trauma on steroids if you can't handle it and most people just shut down completely
noone fiddled anyone, stop projecting your disgusting paranoid delusions and/or fetishes on the world

He had written in his note to the public that Bryan Cranston tried to make the best of a bad situation and do nice things for them. It most likely would have been the producers yielding their influence over the boys. If it were just one actor molesting children in an otherwise squeaky clean production, that one actor would be fired and replaced

Was it some nfsmw shit where they drained the fluid from his tranny?

why are creepy leftist white boys so obsessed with their media masters being perfect angels?

Whoa ah, you seem pretty defensive there bud. Anything you wanna share?

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Okay, I've been waiting for a Malcolm thread for awhile. Never posted this on Yea Forums before.

I saw Frankie Muniz once at a Target in Portand, Oregon just off the i5 near the Washington/ Oregon interstate bridge

I was probably 13 at the time so it must have been about 2003-2004. I'm getting a Ps2 game with my dad after school and I notice people in the checkout line are whispering and gesturing to someone.

>who is that
>I know him

He's shorter, and with a scruffy beard. The guy is dressed a bit like a member of Nirvana, but upon closer inspection, one can see that his grungecore fashion is actually made up of designer brands. He has an entourage of 3 other dudes much taller than himself, talking, laughing, and having fun. I'm literally still a growing boy, but at 5'8", I'm quite a bit taller. My girlfriend at the time being a huge fan, it takes me about 4 seconds to realize who this is.

The target employee checking him out (literally) is a pretty teenager with dark hair. I suspect she probably recognizes him based on how nervous she's getting. I'm behind Muniz in line, and I put the little divider on the checkout and set down my game as she scans his items first.

>*beep*

Oh yeah, I didn't even look at what he was buying. What's he here for anyway?

I look down at the conveyor belt and my man Agent Cody Banks is purchasing five bags of Funyuns, and a small pink volleyball.

The checkout girl has a nametag. It says "New Target Employee".

>"That's a really pretty name. What nationality is that?"

Checkout teen giggles. Fuck yeah. Malcolm is being a player pimp. The girl blushes harder than I've ever seen a woman blush in my entire life. His entourage guffaws approvingly of his fine pickup line, and he glances over at the autistic vidya-playing kid next to him and smirks as if to say

>"That's how it's done, young man. That's how you talk to a motherfuckin' girl."

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We make eye contact, for a brief second.

Surprisingly, he has sadness in his eyes, eyes that have clearly seen some sort of pain, one might even infer abuse. I only noticed it because I saw a similar, yet significantly less burdenig depression in my own eyes at the time. It surprised me. This was in my naive youth when I thought child actors lived charmed lives and were essentially their characters offscreen.

Yet there's also a noticeable sparkle, one that only a 19-year old multimillionaire with a life of leisure ahead of him would have. Also, it should be noted that his retinas are as red as the devil's dick. If his "groceries" didn't give it away, he's clearly high as a kite at the moment, likely on multiple substances, has been for quite some time, and will continue to be so once his transaction was complete. We smirk at each other briefly, and he overpays without getting change.

As I rush to the parking lot for just one more glimpse, I spy Muniz, Funyuns akimbo in either arm like a proud papa of newborn twins, kicking around his little volley/soccer ball with his friends and their respective Funyun bags. After a halfhearted scrimmage, they all climb into a 10/10 comfy looking classic 60's VW van and take off.

They went north. Only Seattle, Canada, and Alaska in that direction. I'll never forget how free he looked.

Bet he doesn't remember shit about that day, or even that entire year.

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>Nothing to see here just an intoxicated adult head locking two young boys

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Nice fanfic gaylord

That might be one of the most hilariously vile things I've ever read

no way am i creative enough to make all that shit up

you think id write all that telling a fake fucking story

Were there any infetterences?

Who else wanted to bang lois?

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Reece looks like he's been through some shit

The weak should fear the strong

Nah everything's fine

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Dewey is alive, you liar!

>Male, cock was sucked.
>Primetime TV show child actor.
>Has sibling who had or has drug addiction.
>Addicted to heroin.
>Likely under 12 when molested.
>Was molested by executives as well as "small-role actors."
>Is still recognisable years after show ended, likely looks very young for his age.
>Wants nothing to do with reunion for show, says actors who played brothers also do not want reunion because they were molested as well.
>Show rarely reruns on television, leaving the actor impoverished.
>Had brothers in show but he says "not 3 or 4 brothers." Can not be 2 brothers, "the actor[s] who played by brother[s] were also molested." Likely 5 brothers.
>Posed naked in Malibu homes, show was likely shot in California.
>Show ended ~10 years ago.
>Actor who played father is more popular for role after show ended.

Post was made in 2016. Some of it can't be right, like how his tv brothers didn't want to do a reunion too and how the show barely has reruns, unless he lied about some stuff to make it harder to identify him. Or it's a trollpost, which is more likely in my eyes.

simple but effective

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Gayest shit I've read on this site in years

>young male actors were molested by nonces in Hollywood
I’m SHOCKED, SHOCKED I tell you

Holy shit, LMAO

reddit would have liked it

dont know why i waste my talent on you cretins

it was good user, have an upvote

Didn't he also write some episodes?

>Or it's a trollpost, which is more likely in my eyes.
Gee willickers, people do that? Go on blind items sites and post fanfic??

This is retarded

>reddit would have liked it
Why don't you go there then, faggot

literally noone you sick fuck

she was cute in the episode iwth egg head

There's nothing about him dying. I think you might be mistaken.

>say my name

kek