Given a month to live

Well what would you be doing then?

Literally anything

Name three(3) things you would do instead of posting on Yea Forums.

>month to live
>doesn't lie in bed the whole time
I hope nothingness will be a more comfortable experience

epic fail?

Lay down
Beach
Drive
Bonus: wedge needle under toe nail and kick wall

What did the doctors say exactly? You realize that big pharma and the elite have cures for almost everything, right? Let me know what's wrong and I guarantee I can save your life, user.

Brain Cancer.

Have as much as sex as possible!

Circumcision

We warned you about browsing reddit bro

That's all based but why not do it now?

Inceldom

Take out as many loans as you possibly can and live it up.

Who me? This whole thread better not be an “we’re all dying/you could die any time” point or else I’m gonna give you a big kiss OP.

Start eating lots of yogurt and look up ozone treatment. You're gonna be fine.

Dig through the darkest canals of the internet. There is more information than you think

you can post on here while doing all 3 of those

Don’t tell me what to do.

Dont get snippy with me brat

Knocking on heavens door

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Damn Doge that fucking hurt my feelings :( I thought we were cool?

Watch Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans and Disaster Movie.

Her last caress is one that you will long for.

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The Fountain

I'm strapped for cash. Could you wire me some of that ore brah? Not like you gonna miss it.

Wrong. You're supposed to abstain from meats, dairy, and processed foods. Stick with vegetables, starches, fruits, and beans/legumes/nuts for protein.

Play Rainbow Six Siege for a month bro I need someone to squad with.

Aajonus Vonderplanitz has a 96% cancer cure rate among his patients (the figure isn't bullshit, the LA Health Board had to verify every case) and he prescribed his patients diets consisting exclusively of raw meat and organs.

Pic related. Meme medicine works

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Hey Bros. I know OP is most likely a larping fag. But i actually lost my mom to terminal brain cancer and im 27 years old and i think i have it now. Ive felt a decline in my motor function, reading comprehension amd i feel these pressure points on the back of my head. I dont have health insurance. What should i do to get screened for brain cancer? I literally have no idea and dont have any family. Thanks for any advice bros. I live in America btw.

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Find a job with health insurance and some friends. You clearly don't want to die yet

>ozone treatment

based retard

O3 kills cancer cells but will also kill literally any other kind of cell it is exposed to and can even break carbon-carbon double bonds

Ozone therapy is like trying to use untargeted radiotherapy. it's the "medical" version of KGB hostage rescue

Which terminal illness patient are you LARPing as right now?

The cold embrace of a woman

Fucking die already you stupid fuck

Shark attack.

Lost Highway, on repeat.

What Dreams May Come

Where do you even start?

Convert to Christianity while you can.

Why do people have to casually lie all the time? If you asked reasonably i'd give you some top grade kino but i'm not going to sate some lying faggot.

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You should go down taking out some drug dealers like the punisher.

>been awake for 48 hours
>only had 1 hours to sleep
i'm gonna make it breh

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How about having sex?

Texhnolyze. You'll relate to it real well.

Anime is Yea Forums now.

Sympathy pains dude.
Lost my dad to a brain tumor, and for years afterwards anytime I felt like I was mentaly slipping, I thought I had one. Got so bad that I actually got an MRI to see if I did have one. I didn't. He's a hard feeling to get over, and I find myself still going there sometimes. You're young the chance of you actually having one is very silm. Don't over think it.

That'll kill you faster

Is that even good?

I also live in burger-hell. See a doctor anyways. Worst case skip on medical bills and let them ding your credit. Unless your symptoms are very minor and you're just in your own head

If you're not larping, read Schopenhauer's "On the sufferings of the world", and become pessimism pilled. Life seems like less of a loss when you embrace that most of it is comprised of suffering anyways.

Lotr, but keep fighting

yeah well if he's got a month to live anyway it's worth a shot

lucky bastard.

LOTR, one last time

Time to smoke weed and do acid. You'll be especially appreciative of the time dilation. What seems like 10-15 mins can easily be less than a minute when you're in the hyper focused mindset.

kek

no its not retard

— «THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST».

— «FRATELLO SOLE, SORELLA LUNA».

— «IGNACIO DE LOYOLA» (2016).

— «THE MESSENGER: THE STORY OF JOAN OF ARC».

— «SILENCE» (2016).

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Epic XD

Gibson's The Passion.

If you aren't larping then don't spend the rest of your time watching fucking movies. Go wild, spend all your money on cocaine and prostitutes. Rob a drug dealer when you run out of money. Literally no repercussions from here on out. Fuck shit up, user.

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rape and kill desu

Amadeus

this

>Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

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And spoil it

>we had to accept time as a fourth dimension because it dilates

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You can literally do anything you want without consequences now, rip and tear user

Appropriate punishment for a le doomerpill poster.

here you go.
watch this... get well

youtube.com/watch?v=5YmJj0onPkI

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If true, I am very sorry to hear, user.

youtube.com/watch?v=qK1BJkBJdtY

dick cancer

Sex is so overrated.
t. had sex

The End (1978)
Short Time (1990)

What are you waiting for?

Please. Brain cancer such as GBM which OP probably has is unbelievably complicated with every type of cell in the brain and immune system playing a role in aiding it. Eating legumes or any other shit you fags think about will do fuck all against it. There's nothing you can do.
t. someone with a biology degree

If you think big pharma doesn't have a cure for brain cancer right now, you're literally retarded and should never have been given a degree.

Sure, and vaccines cause autism, also the earth is flat

Try LSD
Try Heroine
Have sex

If true, I'm sorry to hear that, OP, don't know what else to say but I honestly hope you can find peace and enjoy your last days.

I recommend you stop wasting your time here or watching movies.

Figures, they hand out degrees to useful idiots like you. Maybe don't believe everything your professors taught you and do your own research for once.

based retard, what research have you done?

You're welcome to show me any credible source of these things you've "researched".

user,Im sorry to hear that.You shouldnt waste your last days alive watching movies.Go wild,do whatever the fuck you want.No repercussions.

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thepowerofozone.com/116-reports-of-cancer-successfully-treated-with-ozone-therapy/

Seems like an unbiased source.

>no refutation
Nice try, shill

pharma companies are so unbelievably ahead of the curve that it would make your head spin, a biology degree won't teach you anything about what they do in big pharma labs in 2019

>what the fuck is a trade secret??? hurrdurr i am retarded

As this wise man said, Ikiru

Help a fellow biobro out, I just got my bachelor, I'm about to choose a graduate degree. I've already got experience slaving away inside a lab, I enjoy doing research work but fuck me, I'd like getting paid in more than pennies and pats in the back
How's the field for Molecular Biologists? Am I going to die a poor man if I go down the PhD+MS path?

Sorry to hear that, user. Can't imagine what that's like.
Why not sell all your shit, get a new credit card and travel the world till the end? Go out in style.

>duuuude just sacrifice yourself for the good of the commune
Based communists

Traveling the world is a huge hassle though. Just annoying, only good for the memories. But he won't have those, so no point.

Nothing really matters. None of this actually matters. Do what you want.

He would die anyway and he realized that all he did in his life was worthless, so he tried to accomplish something. How Is this communism? Sure Japanese Bureaucracy Is criticized in the film but it's not the focal point of the film.

I unironically wish I could take your place

2001: A Space Odyssey

Anything with Nicolas Cage or Jodie Foster

Might kill myself next week. Cops found out where I am and got no strikes left. Bumping thread for recommendations

Listen to Blackstar, made by David Bowie when he learned about his throat cancer.
Read 2666, written by Roberto Bolano when he realized he wouldn't find a liver donor.
Watch The Sacrifice, which during later into its production Tarkovsky learned about his lung cancer.

Either all that, or watch My Little Pony The Movie to learn to appreciate life despite all its flaws.

>Sure Japanese Bureaucracy Is criticized in the film but it's not the focal point of the film.
Literally what the film is about. It's about a communist fighting a capitalist bureaucracy at the cost of his life, showing just how much more efficient a system of governance would be if it was run by the commune itself rather than by bureaucrats. Kurosawa was literally a communist, why do you think he collaborated with Soviet Union on his films

>thread is quickly derailed by tinfoil "muh big pharma" retards who discovered the truth by watching some youtbe videos
who wouldve thought

>pharma companies are so unbelievably ahead of the curve that it would make your head spin
Go on?

Go into Biotech friendo. I work R&D. Yes it's lab work but you definitely won't be poor

>he thinks "big pharma" is a single entity with the same goals and not multiple companies competing
if there was a cure for cancer (even the phrasing tells me how retarded you are, cancer isnt a single disease) then the company who discovers it would release it in an instant and become rich as fuck and the new leading figure in the business, killing the competition

Medical doctor here, you have no idea what you are talking about.

Kek

The Sunset Limited. It might help you understand that you are not leaving anything extraordinarily special.

just think your brain into stopping the cancer bro like just tell it to stop lmao

What did you do?

be grateful you are getting out of this living hell

>some of the Anons you were shitposting with through the years are now dead

I don't anything to happen to anyone...

He's right. I can't tell you any specifics besides giving you a generalized statement.
Any "new" medicine that comes out on the market is already approximately 10 years old on average. Unless there are extreme cases like with the aids epidemic where they just brought anything and everything to market

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user, what do you think about the life you've lived? What have you learned? What thoughts and emotions are you going through (if any)?
Please, share something with us.
Also, per your request; one film that comes to mind is The Fountain. Not sure if it's what you're after, but it may be something for you.

Why are they after you?

Jesus fucking christ i'd kill myself if i had to live in that McCountry. lucky i live in a first world nation and could see a GP tomorrow and receive a free referral for a brain scan the very next week.

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How do you know this?

OP go to a park and write your thoughts down. Sit for hours and just ramble but write it down somewhere. Talk about your family and friends and life. People close to you will have it to remind them of what you were like at the end of your life

The Bucket List

>Aajonus Vonderplanitz
>He made apparently miraculous claims of his clients' routinely curing their diverse diseases, but he never documented these cases.[5][9] Untested by medical scientists,[5] his protocols remain controversial.[2]

10 years old yeah, cos they take forever testing it on rats and shit and then humans and going through all kinds of regulation. Retard

I mean, I live in a country with free healthcare so...
If I were you I'd probably use it as an excuse to die early and draw up a bucket list and then commit suicide after completing it

Problem Child 2
Dunston Checks In
Army Dog
The Dark Knight Rises

Enter the Void

blade runner

Also, you know that cute girl you always liked? Invite her over, and if she refuses, rape her, its not like the police will be able to prosecute you in under a month

>be me, 20 years old
>get cancer
>get recommended a specialist for the type of surgery I need
>go to hospital
>get it removed
>go home after ten days and have yearly checkups
>payed only 100 euros (10 euros per day for the hospital bed)

I love living in Europe. Yes, "free" healthcare isnt free, since i'll be paying it back in higher taxes. But I'll gladly do it knowing that I wouldnt have been able to afford treatment as broke 20 year old.

Well done user. I'm proud of you

Ikiru

Here are some kinos where protagonists have to accept their deaths (some don't actually die) by the end:
>Shane (1953)
>Bridge On The River Kwai (1957)
>The Magnificent Seven (1960)
>Cool Hand Luke (1967)
>The Cowboys (1972)
>The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976)
>Terminator 2 (1991)
>Unforgiven (1992)
>Tombstone (1993)
>Braveheart (1995)
>Heat (1995)
>Saving Private Ryan (1998)
>Gladiator (2000)
>Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
>Spider-Man (2002)
>Spider-Man 2 (2004)
>V For Vendetta (2005)
>Children Of Men (2006)
>3:10 to Yuma (2007)
>Iron Man (2008)
>Gran Torino (2008)
>The Dark Knight (2008)
>True Grit (2010)
>The Dark Knight Returns Pt 1 & 2 (2013)
>Bone Tomahawk (2015)
>Logan (2017)

Stomach cancer ?

thanks, but the praise should go to the surgeon. it was a rather difficult procedure since they had to remove my parotid gland, through which your facial nerve goes. If he had fucked it up i might have been permanently paralyzed on half of my face. Now all I have are some weird tingly areas with fucked up feelings around my chin, but thats ok.

Good bye

no, acinus cell carcinoma in my right parotid gland.

AABF19

I am pretty sure you're just being ironic but if that's the read you got from this film i suggest you keep watching High budget no brainer Hollywood movies where there's nothing to get

>i'll be paying it back in higher taxes
We have that in Burgerland, too, except it only covers poor and old people. Regular people have to pay for their own health.

youtu.be/mjQwedC1WzI

this. if the symptoms are really concerning you, get it checked out. they won't deny you care up front, so you'll be able to get the ball rolling.

if I had 1 month to live I would like to fuck my fav pornstar before I go.

Good, most of you have terrible tastes so chances are someone who I really hated is actually as dead as I wished him to be

Kill ICE agents if you're in America. Go full John Brown. They cant catch you for long

Also:
>One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
>The Green Mile (1999)
>The Sixth Sense (1999)
>The Two Towers (2002)
>The Return of the King (2003)
>The Passion of the Christ (2004)
>United 93 (2006)
>Les Misérables (2012)
>Calvary (2014)

oh shit rip lol

Waking Life.

>watch My Little Pony The Movie to learn to appreciate life despite all its flaws

I might just do that and I'm in no immediate danger of dying.

>Ive felt a decline in my motor function, reading comprehension amd i feel these pressure points on the back of my head.
fuck
I feel those too
I'm suddenly dyslexic and often misread like completely different letters and sentences and it's only been like a couple of months. Also happens to coincide with a clicking I get in the back of head whenever I'm jogging or sometimes when I'm walking and I get debilitating migraines.
am I dying?

who is she?

If medical bills fucked up your credit literally everyone in the US would have a score below 480

Just remember, you may be going now but in the end we're all coming with you.

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>He drank the degree koolaid

Groundhog day

>be aussie shit poster
>bike a miles through spider infested forests and mass deserts to reach clinic
>receptionist tells me there's a six hour wait time to be seen
>finallymytimehascome.jpg
>get seen be a general practitioner that couldn't diagnose a gunshot wound to the head
>refers me to a specialist
>appointment letter says it's 24 months from now
>laugh at americans as the spider bites from earlier are rotting my flesh away