HOW DO YOU HAVE SEX

I AM ALMOST 20 YEARS OLD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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kys kid

I lost my virginity at age 19 user. You can do it. It's not hard if you're smart enough.

>find a fatty
>ask, would like to have sex?
>she says yes
>have sex with fatty
It's not that difficult. Your problem is high standards though. You don't just want sex you want 3.14 qt that's also a virgin, has no tats, and falls in romantic love with you like *snap* just because you are you.

>ALMOST
FUCK YOU.

who told you that this is a problem?
if it was media that was a jew who was likely molested by his family and wants everyone else to suffer for it.

Lower standards
Learn to lie

>lower your standard.

Develop a better personality

What have you tried so far?

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Take a trip to Tijuana or Amsterdam

A better question is, at 20 years old, how much longer until I actually start to give a fuck I'm a virgin?

just b urself bro

IT GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS

PENIS IN VAGINA

READY GO

Fat chicks reject average/below-average men now, though. 80/20 includes fatties my nigga

Yeah, cause people with bad personalities never get laid.

I've been thinking about this. It's like you're chasing girls but can't catch up, but the race track is a flat circle and all you need to do is to turn your back on them and they'll run into your arms.

that's fucking stupid

Well I suppose you have to bribe them with food maybe.

This but unironically. How come literally no one can spell out how to do this shit?

>just ignore women and it'll happen
Then explain why being completely aloof and indifferent towards women my entire life hasn't gotten me laid, genius.

>be me
>just out of high school
>tell everyone to give me money for christmas
>go on craigslist
>go on the section for escorts
>find one that's in my price range
>call her up, book an hour appointment then take a shower and shave
>drive over to motel near the local airport
>nervously walk inside and knock at door listening to the woman on the otherside of the door talking on her phone.
>She answers, I see an 8/10 girl in her mid 20's who's older than me, standing in the door in sexy underwear
>she invites me inside and I notice she has an original x-box hooked up to the tv
>I set the money on the counter, saying that it's her "gift".
>she proceeds to fuck me and take my virginity

Ask yourself why you want that.

>ALMOST 20 YEARS

I'll be 30 in a few weeks. You have no idea how good you have it. Get off 4channel, get a job, hit the gym, learn stuff, talk to people. In a few years you'll be married to the woman of your dreams.