How is this allowed?

>I am good
I smiled

Chadzam came out before

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I'm #10

>Shazam was a good movie
it was okay and enjoyable, but somehow opinions seem divided in both extremes: it was either terrible, or the best movie of the year

Cream her chocolate pie.

the ones that say it's terrible are wrong, minds brainwashed by current capeshit who say things like "awful, it's a fucking kids movie"

Megan Good gets a pass

Shazam is comfy cape kino

Bros what would you do if you're fucking her and she yells Shazam in a fit of passion and goes back to little while your dick is still inside?

you die when the thunder hits you. they use that device in the movie several times, right?

Only if the lightning hits you directly

anyway, you can't fuck the super version of anyone: she'll crush your dick with her vagina/anus

>Get hit by bolt.
>Turn into a 10/10 chad with a loli in your arms.

Magic.

>2019, im forgotten

Why did she leave Sleepy Hollow for Capeshit?

My dick is super, if you know what i men ;)

Mary and Darla are 10/10 waifus

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>le stronk independent brainy mary sue with pinpoint marksmanship
thank god it did, this overused woke theme is aging faster than milk
I'll take 'naive, loving sister in a sexy new adult body' over that tired played out shit any day

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Heh heh that would suck right I'd hate for that to happen to me

How did Mary Marvel get uglier when she transformed?

she turned 30

It was honestly nice to see a humorous cape movie that didn't use the Marvel formula of "delivering comedy."

Let's see if they make right in the next movie

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The only young actress in DCEU with a great ass, and great tits, cute face and 10/10 legs

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I bet she fucks white guys

based

Lord she bad as fuck

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One of the sexiest black actresses ever apart from the happy trail. I don't keep up with comic book retardation, so I don't know who she's playing, but I'm okay with it.

Young Mary > old Mary

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I want to eat her tight black cunt until she cums and crushes my skull!!!FACT!!!

>Age: 9 (still)
haha wouldn't that be weird

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Very hot, but why no forearm and pit and leg hair?

She has a very pronounced happy trail (hair leading from the navel to the pubic mound). Look it up and enjoy

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AOOOGA AOOOOGA >*BEATS DICK*
AAAAAOOOOGA HONK HONK

what if you were fucking her ass and she yelled Shazam as soon as you came?

I did, she has nothing.

You have to look harder. I'm posting from my phone right now, so I can't hook you up with pics from my black woman flash drive.

>body hair

fuck off faggot

D-Darla, what are you doing?!

laughing to hard too be mad

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must not betray the human race.....

This

Hey look, an actual woman in shape for a superhero part. LITCHARALLY the only one other than Antje.

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Based toonposter

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I actually prefer non-SHAZAMED Mary over the adult version. She's a cutie.

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Agreed. She makes my balls ache.

a true patrician choice, user.

Casting a hot 22-year-old as an underage girl is the kind of shit Hollywood shouldn't be allowed to do.

Also give super hero Mary some credit, that actress is 40 and I literally thought she was like 28 or something.

Based DC.

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Would refuse to pull out

I want them to smother me with their ass and pits.

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>Oh, look at me! I posted clown pepe!! Le clown world, huh? This "meme" is as good as soijak!! LOOK AT ME!!

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Yas kween slay!!!!!

>like me like me like me!

>The only young actress in DCEU
>almost 40
>young

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Wrong character, you're thinking of Carl Manvers.

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Pepe is shit and the clown variant looks like he has down syndrome.

who gives a fuck about cartoon frogs?
you're desperate for the approval and attention of strangers, it's just wonderful

Fuck You, /pol/tard.

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he will never be killed. cope

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People like you should be shot.

What was that?

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they're afraid normies would notice underage girls are hot

>you're desperate for the approval and attention of strangers, it's just wonderful
that's part of the human predicament

you mean "beta predicament"

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I hate short haircuts though

cringe instagram meme poster. leave this board normie

stop shitting the thread

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Not until the end of /tvpol/

I'm only faggots screeching about /pol/.

Fuckin' adorable.

>I'm only faggots
truer words were never posted

It certainly make you think.

I knew I had fucked up after hitting post.

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you should've known you'd fucked up after being born

Based. Black women > White women.

Sick burn.

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Meagan Good is hot HOT

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Is David F. (((Sandberg))) secretly based?

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there are a gay couple (young boys) in webm

Wew. Stellar nips.

actually not Jewish, believe it or not

>Sandberg
>not Jewish
Ok goy. Stay mad. Goys can't make kino.

peekaboo

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Hell fuckin' yeah. Now I gotta see that pussy. My favorite part about black girls is their pussies are the same color as white girls where it counts.

white women cannot compete

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the bullies? kek. watched the movie without realizing it. ain't it homophobic portraying faggots as the bad guys?

How dare she have muscles on her arms when WW didnt. WB should fire the niggress.

because they are in denial until they embrace it.

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theres nothing worth saving

>Going on a Ferris Wheel with your bro is gay
Have you never not just gone to a theme park with a friend and just rode all the dumb rides because there's nothing else to do. You're projecting if you think that's gay.

Dear lord.

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Look how nice the colors are unlike that dreary shit smeared trash Snyder inflicted on the DCU. Aquaman and Shazam are how these movies should be, not trash from some pretentious hack polluting them with his grade school level symbolism and shit Randian politics!!!FACT!!!

>Meagan Good is hot HOT

I FUCKING LOVE dark nips!!!FACT!!!

you'll have to do some digging to confirm, but but the -berg suffix is not indicative of Jewish heritage in all cases where native Swedes are concerned, and David F. Sandberg is one such case

rent free

I fucking loved Shazam, liked Aquaman, and I unironically liked Man Of Steel and BvS(Extended Cut)

movie goes as far as to explain they're spitting on kids from the ferris wheel, ala bart simpson, cause they're the bullies

SJW bullshit pandering

A huge upgrade from the old DCEU

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I WANNA FUCK CARA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

That was the cutest part of this very cute movie

Fuck u OP delet this

The meme that Margot Robbie isn't hot is Yea Forums contrarianism at its worst

chad is the most desperate and pathetic of us all, that's why he's working on being chad to begin with.

if chad has to work at being chad, he isn't chad by definition
so your statement doesn't mean anything

I don't think she's ugly, but I find her pretty boring.

she has the same body than Chloe Moretz, tf are you talking about?

i prefer pink nipples. black girls have the hotter legs though

if your statement was true (and it isn't), there was no chad on this planet to begin with. the work of a chad begins with leading an active life and having ambitions aka everything you don't have. and this comes even before being /fit/.

chad is genetic
if he has to TRY to be chad, he isn't one

Pink/red are definitely my favorite, but Megan Good has great nips regardless. I also really like pale nips.

She’s comin for her seminal reparashonz wite boi

>if chad has to work at being chad, he isn't chad by definition
lol, what the fuck? what retarded argument is taht?

no, shut the fuck up already.

it's not an argument, I'm just stating facts

a chad is a chad, period. Doesn't matter how he gets there.

jesus i want to suck on her milkers

>a woman is a woman, period. Doesn't matter if she was born with a vagina or not.

this one isn't her

I wanna bite those chocolate nipples

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nice false equivalence. Glad you have to do retard mental gymnastics to try to make a point.

not making a point, just demonstrating that you don't know what you're talking about
you've decided that a chad is whatever YOU'VE decided a chad is
the reality is that you just don't understand what one is
and if you really believe that becoming one is something you just decide to do, then you do actually subscribe to the twitter mentality that identity is self-determined, instead of people being what they are born as
you really believe that wiggers ARE black people and that trannies ARE women
so good for you
don't forget to dilate

didn't bother reading all your garbage
>you've decided that a chad is whatever YOU'VE decided a chad is
you're doing the same
>and if you really believe that becoming one is something you just decide to do,
I didn't say one can just decide to be a chad. Not everyone can become one, but if you CAN become a chad, you can make yourself one, it's not some stupid inherent thing.

you sure do like projecting a lot and putting your stupid words in other people's mouths. And keep up with the false equivalences. Starman tactics might work one day.

if you don't bother to read my post, I don't bother to read yours

what exactly do you think a chad is?

>I fucking loved Shazam, liked Aquaman, and I unironically liked Man Of Steel and BvS(Extended Cut)

Nothing wrong with liking BvS or MoS and I personally like the way Snyder does action but he overcompensates with dreary visuals, a shit color palette and heavy handed bullshit. I think he would have made a GOAT Batman movie and wish he could have done so this year for the characters 80th anniversary. WB missed a massive opportunity there!!!FACT!!!

what a faggot pussy.

a chad is a guy who has happiness/succeeds without trying
he inherently believes in himself, either because he's too stupid to know his own limitations (and paradoxically exceeds them because of those), or who is naturally endowed with qualities that makes him attractive to others (these can be physical or personality-based)
if a man is driven to success by insecurity, he can't be a chad; consciously deciding to be "chad" is proof positive that chad is something the subject never was
thanks for playing

>I think he would have made a GOAT Batman movie
I doubt it. He's just like blomkamp, good at action and visuals, but neither can write.

>The meme that Margot Robbie isn't hot is Yea Forums contrarianism at its worst

Man jawed wombat fucking coal burner!!!FACT!!!

and where exactly did this definition come from? And what level of incel are you that you care this much about it?

>lol, what the fuck? what retarded argument is taht?

He's right. You're born Chad. You can't become Chad. Thus sayeth the Book of Chadology!!!FACT!!! youtu.be/YMxY21UJR-8

>chad
>/CHad/
>noun
>a piece of waste material removed from card or tape by punching

>I doubt it. He's just like blomkamp, good at action and visuals, but neither can write.

Give him a quality script and it could have been great!!!FACT!!!

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To put a finer point on it, a Chad is a man who is a beautiful specimen and at peace with himself because of it and this is why he is the light that all others want to be near. He does not crave, have fear or insecurity for his life is blessed. Chad is what we all wish we could be but that's not possible, however, he is something that we are to look towards and make us strive to become our best selves in the hope that one day we can be Chad too no matter how futile that is!!!FACT!!! youtu.be/7FDAkpQSJVA

>thinking she would want anything to do with a bunch of racists talking about milkers and braps
lmao

He will never be a true Chad. Know why? Because no matter how good he looks now he'll always have that ugly little boy inside him who blackens his mind with the jealousy and hate that he had back then which both drives him and holds him back from ascension. He is a False Chad.

It's the difference between Superman who is born Chad and Lex Luthor who, no matter what he achieves, never will which is why he both envy's and hates him.

Chad isn't just physicality, it's s state of mind!!!FACT!!! youtu.be/e9vrfEoc8_g

>enhanced hyperseed

She is hot.

lmao watch Far From Home make a billion easy.

>lmao i'm a relic and a brainlet who can't understand the world isn't that funny fellow magapepes???

It was so strang seeing the sweet little girl turn into her I was like W o a h

>'naive, loving sister in a sexy new adult body

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what?
bad movies?

>capeshit died after endgame
Capeshit died after Avengers/Nolan

HOLY

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D.C. Was going in the direction until I saw who they cast for Birds of Prey

mary marvels role in the final fight was literally getting tentacle fucked

>paited eyebrows
My only complain

saw this movie with my sister and her kid, i got a boner

still black though, yuck

yeah, I found its real awkward to watch. it was obvious some executive thought "make the old girl fight tentacles". which was awkward cos she didn't really "fight", it was just struggling literal hentai shit with her arms being wrapped and pinned in mid air. it was just perverted simple as.

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shes hot, but ass is too big