Whats your favorite movie theme park? For me its Star Wars: Galaxies Edge

Why does this bitch trigger incels so bad

For me its the chinese lady in the back

You now see the happy face on Ahnold's palm.

They're using the park's app. There's puzzles and other things you can do with the app around GE. You can even get prizes for completing enough of them.

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i think that girl is just handicapped. look at her hands. no phone

We're talking about the asian girl, not the weird black woman.

The mom has the park app open and the kid isn't using a phone
0/10 apply yourself

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what, like pokemon go to star wars?

Galaxy's Edge are two lands in two separate theme parks, but DHS is my favorite because it has the Tower of Kino

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Sort of? It translates text you find around Galaxy's Edge, and there's panels you can "hack" with the app and other little missions.

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I was too

Galaxys Edge a flop, park is mostly empty.
youtu.be/6P2OjDws6yY

Park Reys > Movie Rey

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>consumerism

vomit

Based. Sucks that they closed The Great Kino Ride, but I guess that’s better than retheming the Tower for capeshit.

that's fucking sad.
I guess I'm the only one who wouldn't install some gay corporate app on my phone just to translate some signs that say 'gender neutral toilet' or whatever.

>speilberg had a whole theme park built around his greatest fantasy film
based

I only liked it when I got the bank robber scene instead of the gangsters
youtube.com/watch?v=ThGkuOrZRPs

>*gong hit*
>*man say oooohhhh*
>Fleeze flame
>Yeah, dat me
>You plobababry wonda ha me get here

haha

Damn, I only ever got the gangster one. Hopefully the Mickey ride is decent, I’d like to check that out along with the new Star Wars area. Something tells me that between those two it’ll be unbearable for the next few years, though.

There's more to it. You get missions to scan shit that give you items and credits you can trade. When you max out one of the factions a territory control game opens up and you and everyone else playing are trying to win the outpost for whichever side you joined.

It also hooks into the ride, if you do good you get more credits and if you fuck up they take them away for repairs. Some of the animatronics do stuff when you hack them.

What are the prizes?

>saves Tiki Room
>saves Country Bears
>saves Future World
How can one man be so based?

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That sounds pretty neat, user.
>tfw was at Magic Kingdom last month and only found out about the treasure hunt afterwards

Is that the travel warning app on her phone?

What interactions would you realistically have with this character beyond “Who are you?” and “I’m with the Rebels/First Order/Jedi/Sith!”

Spies are supposed to keep a low profile and definitely shouldn’t give out information to random strangers.

Kek I heard the oh in my head

How can you even see here behind the pipes? She is practically invisible?

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Nothing real, it's all in game stuff. Stormtrooper armor, blasters, saber crystals, droid parts, etc. none of it actually does anything but the outfits and the skimmer. The outfit just shows up on your player profile and the skimmer you can install on a panel and it will steal credits from the next guy who uses it.

Was it autism?

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>skimmer you can install on a panel and it will steal credits from the next guy who uses it

That’s what I’m talking about. What are you supposed to do? Walk up and ask what she’s hiding from? That’d be pretty awkward. I’m not a kid or a Star Wars megafan so that might be why this isn’t magical to me.

It's so your eight year old can play pretend.

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>who are you?
I'm spy Vi Mordana!
>who the fuck was that?
I'm Leia's number one spy!
>what movie was that in? I don't remember that at all
It was. . . in . . . a . book I guess

Fucking lmao

>It's so your eight year old can play pretend.

How the fuck does an 8 year old know what that random negro is?

the asian lady is called Vi Morandi?

>when the fake disneyland rey looks better than the actual actor

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I know being Warmachine doesn't pay very well, but I didn't realise he was that desperate.

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asians think europeans smell like milk that has turned

Fpbp absolutely based

fucken hell

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more worried about this one

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>Are you following me?
youtu.be/921LXSGRQGs

I'm sorry about your autism. You're so brave for still coming out here despite it :)

So Daisy got destroyed in the end?

There's a nigger in the woodpile

WHHHY IS HEEE TALKING SO SLOOOW?

That's because yuropeons do smell like milk that has turned.

Finding Nemo theme park

>ywn be paid by Disney to go to Disneyland
youtube.com/watch?v=qsCFQ53X9FA

>That's because yuropeons do smell like milk that has turned.
Westerners eat a lot of cheese. Asians don't.

The full scale Aquarium Disney has that's Nemo themed is really impressive.

>Whats your favorite movie theme park?
No one cares. Stop investing so much time and energy into things you don't like summerchild.

okay nigger
nice cope
go bash your monkey head against a wall and do the work for me

me in the pram

cope

That place looks so fucking boring

a fantasy world full of billions of planets with aliens of all shapes and sizes!
>a black woman with blue hair

Are you saying Disney didn't deliver on the non-human species promise?

out of all the criticism I have with Disney, this one, for me, is at the top of the list.
The cool aliens were what kept me watching as a kid

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PC-types are the most uncreative people on the planet.

I dont want to agree with you just to agree with you but what other explanation is there? The heavy handed forced inclusion of current era politics, social justice causes, and diversity into a science fiction series has ruined it for the fans. no one cares if the lead is a female, but develope the character. you can make a female lead with flaws who also is bad ass (alien, terminator 2, ect) then when fans tell you the product sucks, you blame the fans. its really a clown world

>CGI crap that aged horrible
>cheap rip offs of 50s pulp and golden age hollywood designs

Lucas was a fucking hack.

I always love the practical effect aliens, that shit was dope. lucas is a hack, thats why its so hard to believe the new wars movies are even worse than the stuff he put out. what does that make kk?

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but that is wrong.
Holiday Special was all him.
episode 2 was all him.
both of those are worse than anything that has came from Disney.

here's your kylo bro

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Who /formerCP/ here? Summer 2017/2018 for me, I miss it lads.

ToT is great but it's one of the only good things left in DHS. (Sci-Fi and 50s Prime Time are the others, along with GE assuming it holds up to the Disneyland version)

It's not for everyone but the Podcast: The Ride episode on GMR is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

I can't speak for her but for Rey, Chewie, and Kylo Ren it's fun to just follow them around and watch them interact with guests. I spent a good 45 minutes in Galaxy's Edge just on character interactions.

The Seas was better. Same with Paradise Pier and OG Submarine Voyage. There's way too much Pixar in the parks.

You can tell this a disney shill because they repeat the name of the character and the park.

Max kek

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Thought that was a black Eggman from the thumbnail

I hate you for making me laugh at this stupid bullshit

now THIS deserves a (You)

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I know this is the current state of Star Wars and I am no longer sad about it
Shit's dead and Ep3 was the perfect ending

You funny fuck. Upvote and Gold.

Heres your space chess bro

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>Vi Morandi in Galaxy's edge

>competing for ingame cosmetics in an app

BASED Silentpoet75

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I need more pictures of cosplay park Reys.

Would it be super awkward to try and pick one of them up? Would they be able to bring the costume? Do they do fake British accents? Shit that'd be dope.

How do I have sex with one

it remembered its dilator

Jesus fucking wept!

Ofc a tranny is the type of audience this theme park appeals to.

just get one of those punching machines and put rians face on it profit

You can easily spend $600 with the full experience costing $1500. A few minor characters have been cut like Han Solo,Luke Skywalker, Leia, Yoda, Chewbacca, Darth Vader, Obi Wan Kenobi, Sheev, Landi Clarissian,
BUT
You can meet Dax Weegard, Ooblat, Porgs, M'p Reeplur, Holdo, Rey, Poe Daemeron, The Weertat, Goorblax 2, Santana, El Marauis and many more

lost

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>I need more pictures of cosplay park Reys.
>Would it be super awkward to try and pick one of them up? Would they be able to bring the costume? Do they do fake British accents? Shit that'd be dope.
>How do I have sex with one

Just make sure you look like Han Solo first.

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I would like to go in there dressed as Mr. Spock.

youtu.be/75eGpFF4Hlk

youtu.be/YKT7bx-fmtk

please stop
this is offensive to asians

lol, only TWO little boys there one of whom she had to beg to come over. All girls who are essentially disinterested.
Disney fucked up huge.

Thats because girls have cooties

why the fuck did i hear this perfectly in my head narrated too

>mom i don't want to marry a doughy bearded white soiboi when i grow up

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it wasn't THAT funny

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Yes it was, Chang

i know Yea Forums is full of shut in autists like myself but the childless adult autists with disposable income who make frequent pilgrimages to disneyworld to indulge in overpriced fake happiness for 10 minutes after 2 hours in a 90 degree line really scare the shit out of me worse than religious cult members. same with having your honeymoon there.

Asians smell like rotting cabbage, so I'd prefer sour milk

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Wet dog, actually.

Will it rip your arms off if you don't let it win?

get out of my head you racist

JUST
R I A N ' D . C O M

Hahahha what the fuck dilatate

>a yo cracker, want some star crack?

The future is trannies and niggers

not true... asian girls love the scent of a european man. i had an asian american gf who asked for some of my clothes so that she could keep my scent with her after i broke up with her

HA HAHA HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I think chewie is part of galaxy’s edge.

Yaddle is but not Yoda

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Don't Disney parks do biometrics to scan for kiddy diddlers? We should start a rumor they are sharing the data with ICE and tank Disney stock 20% and make millions.

Same here.
Can't stand them damn autistic-assed chinese women

>fleeze flame

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Samefag

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Clown World in one image

Swing and a miss, Yang

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wow, you can push buttons

Is he required to throw an autistic fit if you make fun of his mask? Also impressive numbers.

How did things go so wrong for star wars so fast?

Depends on whether it's taken its estrogen or not

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!

I get that she meant to be like a beacon for tourists in that park but I hate how bright and clean her jacket it.

I only care if she sells Death Sticks.

No point in space niggers otherwise.

lol is she carrying a police baton

isn't that.... ironic?

women, etc

>How did things go so wrong for star wars so fast?
Women killed it.

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based and nazipilled

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>DUDE who should we have as a meet and greet in our Star Wars Park
>uh how about some shitty fan fiction OC from the terrible new books that no one reads
>okay this is epic

I'd blame the Jews, but...they were around with Star Wars when it was good.

So, women.

The park would be miles better if it also had stuff from the PT and OT instead of 99% of it being from the trilogy that isn't even fucking complete yet. I get that they want visitors to be "immersed" and having a bunch of characters from different time periods doesn't work but ignoring so much star wars content for the sake of immersion in a fucking theme park is a stupid idea. Hopefully the park opening in Florida will be a little different.

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>The park would be miles better if it also had stuff from the PT and OT instead of 99% of it being from the trilogy that isn't even fucking complete yet.
It's in the merch. The one in Orlando is going to be the same.

LGBTs are always fascist. They're just doing the takeover "peacefully" this time.

>asian woman with asian kids

disgusting...

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And they smell like fish and/or cabbage. I'd take either to Indians though.

>This faggot actually knows the character's name

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I'll bet they're shitting themselves behind the scenes. They were counting on the park to save the SW brand, and they've still got that multi-billion dollar ride thing coming later this year too. It's not like they can just switch over to OT/PT either, because the as of yet unopened ride is based on the nu-trilogy shit.

Spider rings, in your choice of black or orange.

I'm a shutin autist but if I had financial independence and a gf we would definitely be Disney annual passholders and go year long.
I don't even like Star Wars or any of that new shit, I just want to revisit a place from my past.

>tfw that bill collector comin'.

Where do you think Asian women come from?

>namedrops the character and the theme park
Get fucked disney tranny

>75 bucks for a beer sampler with mugs you can't even set down on your fucking table

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It's a glorified souvenir shop, and Disney has such a thorough job nuking the brand, that only boomers care anymore.

This is why he's wearing the mask again in the new movie.

>$22 for a porg mug

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Don't forget Gorbon Zuma, and the Urugootu.

Kathleen muhfuggin' Kennedy decided to make it all about girls, even though Disney bought the brand in the first place because they didn't have anything to appeal to boys.

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jews.

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white men and men in general are no longer allowed to be cool in disneys "progressive" new star wars.
they are constantly portrayed as evil who easily get defeated by women or idiots that need to be rescued by women.
all the women are marie sues who constantly talk about how evil men are, etc

>JJ says this
>Star Wars Sequel Trilogy ends up having one black sidekick and a mexican. Everyone else of importance is white.

>All girls who are essentially disinterested.
girls already get pandered to by every franchise there is.

kek

>the only other black actor is doing just a voice
>rian only adds 1 Asian actress

there still hasn´t been a single star wars movie with a new and competent white male lead however

You copied this from the post about the Asian dude getting roughed up and dragged off the plane. You didn't earn those Yous

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they straight up insulted the core fanbase
GE is ALL Nu-Wars and it fucking sucks
is 100% correct
fuck them and their empty park

>there still hasn´t been a single star wars movie with a new and competent white male lead however
Have you seen a competent non white male lead? Accept that these movies are made by white women who hate men of all color. I've read several times that the white males are all villains. Well look at Finn, he's a "hero". Would you be content if he was played by a white male? Poe is supposed to be the best pilot but he doesn't do jackshit in TFA except the trench run in the last minute but nobody paid attention. In TLJ he does incredible shit at first only to be chastised and humiliated throughout the rest of the film. These movies are made by feminist male haters who were raised by the radical feminist movement in the 70s. I bet KK has read all those books, the SCUM manifesto and shit like that.

Yeah I think they need one of these with Abrams, Johnson etc. in it. I bet they'd make a killing.

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imagine your big job at disney world is playing a star wars character no one fucking knows or cares about. You look like that convention cosplayer cosplaying as their fanfiction OC character and people want you to step away from them and their families. You do this for 16 hours then you go back to your disney gulag to sleep 7 hours before starting over again the next morning.

>You do this for 16 hours
Excuse me I don't think they ork that much

Yes they do. 8 hours in costume, then another 8 in the Disney™ salt mines below the theme park.

This just looks awkward in every possible way

day hee!

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But they do. I know this is gonna seem pretty fake but my mom had a cousin who worked for Disneyworld in the late 70's as a mascot and they honestly had to work a bare minimum of 8 to 10 hours each day in full costume. Lot of people would leave after a season about 10 to 20lbs lighter cuz of how much they sweat on those costumes. Then after your mascot work you got about 2 hours of downtime but had to stick to the behind the scenes areas and after your break it was back to the park but this time as the caretaker of someone else in the costume or work concessions/rides.

The cousin was fucking ecstatic after making it to a managerial position after about 5 years of mascot work, then after another 5 or so actually had a seat on the park council board for a few years.

Working for the Mouse will kill your soul faster than anything but if you stick with them and tow the line you will get taken care of.

>Working for the Mouse will kill your soul faster than anything but if you stick with them and tow the line you will get taken care of.
Your friend got lucky that he got up that corporate ladder but I don't see why anyone would want to work for this company

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LMAO at the kid with the phone not giving a shit.

Why are americans so fucking ugly.

THIS
MR. CHING CHONG PING PONG VERY VERY MAD

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bruh its 32 dollars
who would buy tht shit?

Tonfu blasters like the girl in Rogue One had

Hitler You raided the Tranny research center and burned all the books. I think a lot of these images are from something similar to the English Pantomime tradition of men dressing as women for funny skits not sexual. There is a word for it in german too but I forget

link to her scene?

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She posted videos on her twitter feed
twitter.com/amarshallbrown/status/1138843477259612161

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They tell me i smell of cigs and aftershave

Why the fuck is she dressed like Dr. Eggman?

>Have to shill for Disney when everyone is asleep

>I spent a good 45 minutes in Galaxy's Edge just on character interactions.

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No they don't. My gf is hapa and regularly sniffs my clothes.

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what in the 'fuck' is that thing on the left?

A janitor

He's holding his chopped of dick?

isn't that kid too old to be relaxing in a baby carriage?

>you will never EVER get invited to a Disney park character orgy
why even live on this planet

Absolutely epic my dude

They'd already bought Marvel Studios by that point...

Sheeboon is supposed to be a spy? Niggers don't know how to shut up

Dad is holding the little kid and the bitch jumped in his carriage

Why do trannies always have a manlier jaw than me?

Why are disney princesses so cute?

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You just know she is fucked in the head

How often was she sexually assaulted or taken advantaged by park visitors or colleagues?

yeah its awful, star wars is all about the weathered look. pathetic

You know that the Gastons are seething that the princesses are sucking and fucking the Goofy mascot with a 9 inch dick.

Did cartoon Snow White have the most annoying voice?

i'd love to take a look at disneys books for the franchise. they've sunk so much cash so quickly

Whats wrong with that, user?

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>she
I have some news for you...

cool childless wine aunts

Discord Tranny

A perfect specimen, albeit probably better looking than most of them and with more hair.

I wonder if the Gaston actor got told to turn it down / fired after he was youtube famous for a while

youtube.com/watch?v=5VTMzBCqGKU

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that guys dead

Did Picasso paint her eyes?

she cute

God bless this man

Now let him save Carousel of Progress

That escalated quickly

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he blew up his head with firecrackers or something lmao

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You have some seriously low standards.

And I can't tell if it's a "she" either.

I haven't met a single white person who dorn't have bologna breath, Asians smell like hot trash though

story?

Maybe

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hollywoodreporter.com/news/disney-world-gaston-actor-dead-806834

Not the same actor as in that image there but one of the Gastons did... holy shit

considering a bottle of water at disney is around fucking 3-5 bucks, its not surprising they jack the price up everything. They can charge whatever they want because they'll know people will buy it regardless of what price it is. They believe its better to get 1 person to buy a $32 dollar cup than for 3 people to get a $10 dollar cup each.

pretty good, although asians replace their Ls with Rs, not the other way around.

Isn't the Lightsaber like... $250?

>all the Disney aliens are just turtle-frogs with their eyes wide apart
pathetic

i have an ugly girl fetish i cant help myself. and the worst part is that I fucking hate trannies because im not fucking gay so now Im not even sure if the girl is ugly or is a tranny

It's a whole make your own lightsaber there process, but even then that's way too much for a lightsaber.

>AYO YOU BE FOLLOWIN ME WHITE BOY?
Imagine paying hundreds of dollars to get the same experience as in a black ghetto.

Yeah, the bulldykes and trannies are the ones who are right in their heads correct?

Of course not. Niggers have an average IQ of literal retards

Star Wars is alive and well

Not gonna lie, I would be so happy to be a stormtrooper getting paid by disney just to be a dick to people and act like a stormtrooper

And the parts do not all fight together correctly and some did not have the lighting system last the next day and no refunds

Shame that it's the First Order downies and not regular stormies.

>no refunds
I guess that's so you can't take it back just so you can enjoy the "experience" however if its broken don't you have rights under consumer law to a refund or a replacment? Dunno how it works for burgers

hey at least I wont get stabbed and robbed oh wait

Disney stands above the law.

>manlet kylo
wewwwwww

Well fucking played

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With any problem they will blame the consumer as they assemble it themselves

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Literally in Florida with Disney World they are classified as it's own town and tax district

Aaah wtf

>Clearly old enough to walk
>Still put her in a stroller

yeah.. this is going on reddit

>I STOLE LUKE'S LANDSPEEDER, U MAD?

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nigga stole my landspeeder

Kids still get tired.

Put it on R/Happas as the face of some one raped with a Vienna Sausage

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Ok...?

>Yeah I love Vi moradi!
White people

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The food looks like shit.
Most Disney food is gas station quality but in GE it’s twice the price.
>a slimjim with coleslaw in a pitabread is 15 dollars
>No one likes the stupid milk gimmick
>the falcon ride is a retarded video game and the cue smells like burnt rubber but buy some popcorn
>
>the bar is a complete copy of mos eisley but is totes original, donut steel
>but HEY 50 dollar drink with a donut on top

Disney is sucking it dry

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When Disney bought SW they really went in thinking the fans are major sucker who will gobble anything with a SW logo. So being the greedy fucks they are , they'e trying to milk it extra hard

Where are you taking these... things?

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>movies are just the OT rebooted ad nauseam, not a single new ship or design
>the park is about new planets and new characters from a book nobody has read
How can you fuck up this big?

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Why are grown up people without children going to Star Wars theme parks to pose with fictional characters? I understand children, but grownups?

Who's the nigger?

white cucks getting jealous

>No one likes the stupid milk gimmick
I was honestly expecting it to taste like vanilla Quik, or maybe a DQ Mr. Misty Freeze or something. Not sure why they made it all citrus-y.

The Interracial Breeding Grounds™.

Yeah but for several hundred bucks I don't want to be nose diving at my phone..

Star Wars is dead as a brand.

They were afraid of the soi meme

Goddamn so good

I hope nothing but the worst for this fucked up company

Little legs tire easily user

I need a gf like this. Christ

youtube.com/watch?v=VKMw2it8dQY

W-what the fuck. Is there something with asian girls having a fetish to love the way guys they like smell???

>t. disney

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Youre just making up stuff now lmao

The green milk tastes like grass, which sums up the sequel trilogy nicely. Thanks Disney

Trans Wars

Welcome to the 2010s user. Have you been to a cinema recently? Everyone's got their phone out.

That's why I like having an Alamo Drafthouse nearby. They'll kick you out for that shit.

>those lips and nose
I would smack that girl's pussy to infinity and beyond

If she was asian-american she'd have been used to it. I was talking about asiatic asians.

see

>tfw no qt black spy gf

Holy shit...

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>literally training kids to help black people trying to hide from cops
oy vey

i've reported your post to the youtube ethics department

>white woman sees black woman hiding behind tubes
>immediately calls 911

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>friend couple is going to go in a couple of months there
>"Guys, I hope you're ready to meet Vi Moradi"
>Show them pictures
>"Who?"
Hahahahaha

holy fuck

>Six years of drama classes for this

Would they ever do a First Order experience?
Join the first order and go through basic training or something? Or is that too problematic?
The Rebellion is so fucking lame, I want to join the army dudes.
>I want to join the first order!
Vi Moradi : but they killed 30 Billion people with the Star Killer Base!
>and?

Hi fellow Star Wars fans, I bet you'd like to know more about her menstruations and hair care, right?! Because the Lucasfilm author who created her certainly would.

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You can't wear Star Wars stuff in the park if you're 14 years old or more.

Since they canceled the Hyperspace Hoopla dance off and Star Wars Day we will never get to see a booty shaking Rey with Padmee in the skin tight white AOTC suit and slave Leia. And no longer any reason for Dad's to go

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>installing a gay tracking app so Disney can harvest data on you for some dumb freebies

Where you dropped on your head user?

2013 Hyperspace Hoopla booty is the best booty

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>black woman on the cover
>draw her facial features as stereotypical white woman features to make her more attractive
>written by a white woman
>literally has "black" on the title
What the fuck, are they just really bad at being SJWs?

That Chewie looks so schway

THey always gave Chewie and the Emperor pimp hats

>it's important to bring the realism of menstruation to star wars
you couldnt make this up

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PimpBacca got his hoes working it on the space docks

women and leftism

>want some Death Sticks?

It's massively racist.

She also thinks that an AYYY Negro species couldn't have straight hair and they have to be like Earth Negroes.

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>>want some Death Sticks?

That should be "Psst Want some Death Sticks"

Hold on just a minute... do they replace the actress that plays the black Resistance member? Did they make her black because most people in the park will be white, and because everyone knows people are "race-blind" (or something like that) and see all people of a race different than their own as looking the same?
In other words, because people will just check if she's a black lady, rather than if she looks like her character, because to any race, all people from other races look the same (within their race)?

>AYYY Negro species
Well to be fair she's probably registered as "human" in the official Star Wars encyclopedias.

what the fug is she doing?

>this was only 6 years ago
what went so very wrong bros?

Hey Dingleberry, Disney swop out their actors on a daily basis. You don't get the same Snow White or Cinderella either

Most characters are played by more than one actor on the park. It's not limited to the Star Wars one.

I feel nothing, absoutley nothing. We've already had xhe/xe/zim/zere/zheym pronouns, we've also got fart fetishists describing bowl movemtns, smells and sounds, menstrution and now black women hair care.
I feel nothing

As you walk she goes
>Pssst, hey you, the resistance needs your help
and you start your quest with your handy Disney's™ Star Wars™ Galaxy's Edge™ Mobile App and play along, culminating in the live action show

Normies start to take over the internet slowly, starting in the late 2000's, early 2010's. It just really exploded in 2015 or so.

Trump. Bitter lefties now have to ruin everything to show how they """fighting""" """"""opression"""""".

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can i respond with a fuck the resistance and fuck n-words?

Get a job at the park and go drinking with one. All the princesses where I worked were huge sluts.

I think the last Hoopla was 2014

Not OP, but watch me criticize the name of the park. It fucking sucks. It sound’s like the name of a fucking smartphone.

>“The latest version of Galaxy’s Edge features a virtual assistant named BB8! Ask it anything, and you’ll instantly be answered by a series of wholly unintelligible warbles and coos.”

It doesn’t even sound like Star Wars. They should have at least called it something from the world’s language that evokes the films, like “The Outer Rim” or something. “Galaxy’s Edge” Just sounds hollow and commercial.

On second thought, I take that back. It’s perfect for nuWars.

Way way hotter than actual Rey.

>you are still on earth
>the park says you are on a different planet

>look guys i know star wars
The Outer Rim sounds fucking bland too, dumb normie.

>Not getting a job as a storm trooper do you can pretend to be a literal nazi and scare trannies

Because you pay more attention to it.

Oh come on, she is not that bad looking but then again i have jungle fever.

>Jabba juice

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I have several YA books for girls i have written and never did i even consider anything about Menstruation and I admit i write only so i can ask my girl fans if their mommy has a lonely single nerdy sister with low self esteem

Would a spy have a rebel logo on her jacket or dye her hair crazy to stand out

Nu Star Wars is ridiculous so yes.

Have you ever managed to get pussy from that?