1. So who fucked Rey?
2. What does a Star Wars Universe dildo even look like?
1. So who fucked Rey?
Alexander Hill
Henry Wright
This is a satire site or fake article, right? Also, why can women be satisfied with their hands like men?
Christopher Allen
>Strong Neanderthal Brow
>Pulls Hair back
Fucking why? Nothing wrong with being Neanderthal but then you should let your hair be down.
Alexander Lopez
>1. So who fucked Rey?
Simon Pegg's ugly alien character.
What, you thought she was some distant loner just because she lives alone and scavenges garbage from the desert by herself all day? Bigots.
Jack Powell
>2. What does a Star Wars Universe dildo even look like?
A powered down lightsaber. Ribbed for her pleasure
Levi Gomez
>THIS is a 10/10 Aryan specimen according to white people
Ryan Kelly
She didn't say that, but I wish she had.
Ryder Sanchez
we need Sharia Law
InshAllah
Tyler Adams
“This piece is worth, hmmm, 2 blowwjobs”
Elijah Edwards
No, that's a Lesbo tomboy stick figure, that's been forced on us buy the feminist who have taken control over Disney.
Colton Gomez
>sexist
honey. ladies. we WANT YOU to be horny. we fucking WANT you to be super into sex.
it's a serious problem right now, an epidemic, how many women are fucking uninterested and seeming unable to feel pleasure. I'm worried it's something in the water.
on the other hand, if Rey has lived her whole life on a fucking nasty dusty alien planet with nobody even remotely trustworthy, living as basically an unowned slave... YEAH she's probably not just given it up to some dude, unless he took her against her will. Stick to the dildo.
Landon Campbell
I assume it has to be satire. Disney can't be okay with their star opining on her characters sex and masturbation habits.
Kayden Reed
I’ve seen SO much porn of Rey
Carson Barnes
>dat hairline
>dat forehead
Liam Davis
she has a bulbous nigger forehead and a nonexistant brow ridge, are you blind?
Connor Myers
Actually it’s the Jews that took over Disney
Sebastian Roberts
it's worse when native americans do it, and their hairline is all jagged and uneven, and their forehead bulging out like a beluga.
what? no, redblooded people WANT those, dude. the sjws want to shove fatties down our neck and call everyone a pedo for wanting youth and health. God, why does everyone have their politics so half-backwards? Makes it really hard to discuss it, and the issues in movies and tv shows
Jaxson Nguyen
Just come out of the closet already.
Isaiah Collins
>What does a Star Wars Universe dildo even look like?
Christopher Turner
Is this nigger serious? Her forehead is flat, she has literally no brow ridge at all.
Logan Taylor
Disney, a family company!
Jeremiah Watson
Luke, Finn, Po, Chewie, Snoke, R2 & Stormtroopers. They ran a train.
Jackson Fisher
hey, i am not complaining if she makes some prequel Jakku "stuff", when Daisu isn't coked up she looks great
Jayden Ortiz
>Rey, Hero of The New Generation split her hymen open on a dildo
John Morgan
>that one series of the SW girls getting raped and devoured by creatures
BONER NO
Nathaniel Collins
She said this?!
Dominic Wood
Oh and FUCK JANNIES
Adam Collins
>How is she so good and hand to hand combat?
Living alone, big ass staff.
>How did she relief from stress?
living alone, big ass staff