Scanning for life forms edition
/trek/
Landon Cook
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Kayden Clark
John Clark
knowing data, he was more likely scanning for cunny
Jacob Young
TOS only has three main characters user
Josiah Price
Cooper Ross
>Bashir
>human
Mason Rogers
Anthony Edwards
Dominic Diaz
By that logic Discovery only has one.
Benjamin Hall
Easton Robinson
>I'll just wait for Bashirfaggot, thank you.
Juan Ortiz
>Picard reveal trailer and release date at Comiccon
>Discovery begins filming in two weeks
>Discovery season 3 premiering right after Picard's season 1 finale
>Lower Decks reveal at Comiccon
>Spock and Q short treks announced with 4 more on their way, some of which are bound to come out before Picard's late 2019 premier
It feels good, boys
Michael Sanchez
>burnham-fans
Yea, I hate those imaginary people too.
Oliver Wilson
I found him.
Andrew Wright
If I was Q I'd force Bashirfaggot to marry Ben Shapiro just to teach her a lesson and then forget about it
Hudson King
/r/startrekdiscovery
There's a disgusting amount of them.
Ryder Cruz
On the contrary. STD has no characters, only caricatures
Carter Stewart
>her
Tyler James
BF looks nothing like Ben Shapiro, you face blind autist
Charles Long
Owen Cruz
Why haven't you watched the DS9 documentary yet? It's confirmed.
Carter Ross
Is there a torrent? I want to steal some of Bashirfaggot's labor.
Zachary Garcia
Eli Watson
Now that's what I call a collection of images
Aaron Richardson
The only new Star Trek torrents are a release of Voyager in """1080p""".
Wyatt Sanders
he's like a giant, anatomically correct teddy bear.
Jaxson Lewis
>tfw halfway through s7 of tng and cant get myself to watch the end
I dont wanna see the end brehs
Cameron Diaz
Switch to DS9 until you're ready to finish TNG.
Camden Myers
Benjamin Lewis
Can we all agree that seasons 3 and 4 are the best seasons of TNG?
David Williams
you need to overlap your trek runs like they used to do during cable syndication. Do an episode or two of one series, along with an episode or two of another series. WHen one series comes to an end, just swap another one into it's place. If you wanna get really crazy, throw some Stargate or Dr Who into the mix
Ian Watson
Yes
Asher Howard
William Moore
Jace Nguyen
Dont you mean Babylon 5 and battlestar?
Dr who is a empty husk of a show that got woke and went broke before it was cool.
Jose Roberts
I'm going to agree even harder and proclaim TNG Seasons 3-6 as the best of Star Trek.
William Hall
if that's your jam, then go for it. but I feel like both babylon and BSG are a bit tonally dark and edgy compared to TNG
Evan Hernandez
Truer words were never spake
Leo Stewart
I feel bad for the TNG cast in the movies.
Lucas Diaz
Movies dont count desu
Nolan Gutierrez
Right. Only money counts. Cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching!
Adrian Stewart
Generations and First Contact were fine.
Hunter Parker
What did Beverly and Deanna do in Generations?
Noah Martinez
Cooper Baker
>Uhura
>Human
Kayden Roberts
I will submit that Generations was an extension of seasons 3/4 delayed due to budget.
Luke Sullivan
Airflow Management
Jose Davis
Final Approach
Jordan Flores
I love this movie
Dylan Lopez
said no one ever.
Cameron Howard
Contact
Anthony Hernandez
Slideout
Michael White
>section 31
>trill
huh, maybe it will be cool. Most likely they won't do anything with this.
Nolan Stewart
Holy fuck when did all these star treks suddenly appear?
Connor Lopez
Mr. Worf, your uniform.
Nathaniel Garcia
>DS9 had two Trill
That's hardly fair.
Austin Walker
What's the issue?
Daniel Morgan
It's a few people in the shot, actually, but he's the only named main character wearing the older uniform.
Charles Brown
Real militaries phase uniform variants out all the time.
Nathaniel Baker
We have options even today when doing uniform transitions. I suspect its similar then too.
Hunter Phillips
It's actually not uncommon for milspec uniforms to overlap for a bit when they are transitioning. Quarter masters can only order/stock so many at a time, and when they are wearing day-to-day class Bs, It doesnt matter if everyone looks the same, as long as they look straight
Alexander Clark
Real militaries don't have replicators. Every single officer in the entirety of Starfleet can recycle their old uniform and receive a new uniform at the exact same time.
Charles Howard
The replicators don't make uniforms, they make food.
Leo Howard
while this you are technically correct, logistically, it still takes time for everyone to cycle through their current wardrobe, update thier replicator settings, and etc. Realistically, there would be a memo or ship wide dispatch or something telling everyone they have a week or two to get with it.
Again, real militaries don't care if everyone looks the same, they only care if you look like a mess
Evan Gutierrez
But I want to bitch about Generations because I was told to hate it!
Isaiah Edwards
Wrong.
>In addition to foodstuffs, replicators could be used for replicating machine parts, clothing, or other objects. Although clothing could be replicated for general wear, replicators would not allow non-Starfleet crew members to replicate official Starfleet uniforms. Outgrown clothing could be returned to the replicator for recycling. Industrial replicators could even be used to replicate heavier machine parts. (TNG: "The Game"; DS9: "For the Cause"; VOY: "Caretaker", "Phage", "Mortal Coil")
Ethan Kelly
>it still takes time for everyone to cycle through their current wardrobe, update thier replicator settings, and etc.
It takes 30 seconds to load your old uniforms into the replicator for recycling, and 30 seconds to receive new uniforms.
Blake Butler
Why would a Vulcan have fake tits?
Jose Reyes
If everyone on the ship is in the replicators for the same 30 seconds, then who is flying the ship?
Oliver Morgan
You do it at the end of your duty shift. The whole ship is done in 24 hours, and everyone on your next shift has exactly the same uniform.
Elijah Wilson
so what you are saying is that even in the 24th century, when uniforms can be instantly tailor made to fit, there is still a period of time with people coming on and off of duty shifts with overlapping uniforms
Henry Sanchez
What to you get when you combine Neelix and V'ger?
Sebastian Rogers
>uniforms can be instantly tailor made to fit
Explain Garak if this is possible. They have to send out for uniforms
Dylan Collins
Humbert Humbert?
Isaac Hall
No, Nee'ger
Nolan Foster
Garak was more an artisan if I recall, and hemming pants and whatnot was "beneath him"
Matthew Scott
They work in 8-hour shifts. You won't be working at the same time as people from last shift. You'll be working at the same time as people from your shift, and you can all be matching.
Jace Barnes
>untitled Nickelodeon series
wat
Luis Anderson
It's likely this...Starfleet still goes by old traditions/logistics and moves in phases...sometimes they want 100% conformity...sometimes they don't mind a mix.
The Air Force right now allows ABUs and OCPs...you can also wear blues 24/7 if you are a twat. I've worn BDUs, ABUs, Combat ABUs (odd but hey exist), and OCPs. OCPs are by far the bestest even though there are even variations there (think the S1/2 TNG uniforms vs S3+)
In transition you can wear whatever they authorize. I still suspect there is a conservation of resources request even in the future. Hence the S1/S2 uniforms into S4 (I get it...studio costs...lets ignore modern acting reasons)
Brayden Lee
>Picking up a massively butthurt lifeform on the planet captain, it appears to be hailing us.
Hudson Murphy
/r/Quarks-Bar
join us
Lucas Harris
To draw the eyes away from her surprisingly small pointy ears.
Henry Gomez
>YO
>LIL JEAN-LUCCY
William Johnson
Is this the moment Data jumped the shark?
William Watson
seems legit. IIRC, Viacom owns both Nick and CBS, and Nick is all about those live action tween dramadies these days.
Jayden Morris
Why does you copy of Voyager look so good and crisp
Julian Gomez
cause we're good
Liam Carter
join us >:)
Asher King
DS9 was so fucking good. I really didn't like Bashir at first. I thought he was just annoying and unlikable. In fact, going in, I didn't really care for any of the characters outside of Kira's sweet ass, but by season 3 I loved every character. Quark and Odo are fucking kino, O'brian's engineering shenanigans and family are comfy as fuck, Kira and Dax just get sexier every season, Cpt Sisko's progressive hardass insanity is legit fun to watch, and even Bashir's aspie antics with total legit tailor man become endearing.
David Powell
I can see you are a man culture.
Colton Cruz
based and picahdpilled
Josiah King
He's not a human though, you dirty dumb mutie scum.
Henry Baker
You know what, I'll just fucking say it, I honestly think that Insurrection is the best of the TNG movies. It and Generations are the only movies to feel like they belongs. First Contact and Nemesis are straight up action movies that completely forget about the stuff that made Star Trek what it is. The time travel bullshit in First Contact just doesn't work with the Borg since you then have to explain why they don't just time rape everyone all the time. The pacing is weird and bouncing and back and forth between Action Picard and Rock N Roll Cochran doesn't work well. And as for Nemesis...well fuck. Just look at it.
Landon Hall
He's not a mutant either. He's an illegal genetically modified aspie.
Colton Mitchell
Do you think Frakes was a little squeamish when he filmed this, knowing Merritt was riddled with AIDS?
Austin Scott
>knowing Merritt was riddled with AIDS?
I'll say. Just look at all the aids on his hand. The aids are practically glowing.
Ryder Evans
Sounds like a mutie to me.
*cocks shotgun dramatically and uselessly*
Charles Smith
>hey guys you want to all wear the same uniform for our military organization today?
>NAAAH LOLOL LET'S ALL WEAR DIFFERENT ONES!
Adam Myers
>pick up TNG, past experience with Trek was watching the entirety of TOS and animated with dad years ago
>half dozen or so episodes in and other than the ferengi ep which kindof ended on a wet fart everything's been kindof "ehh" or painful
i-it gets better right
Jeremiah Ross
For some reason, the thought of someone cocking a phaser is fucking hilarious to me.
Robert Scott
>Cpt Sisko's progressive hardass insanity is legit fun to watch
Juan Jones
>i-it gets better right
FIrst season is kind of boring second season it pics up it starts getting pretty decent around 3rd or 4th season and about every single episode after about midways of season 3 is at least decent
Jason White
*taps post*
Robert Ross
How the fuck was Quark always slaying such primo trim?
Henry Morgan
>Cpt
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Michael Turner
The Crushers and Troi make me want to chew tinfoil, do they stay this insufferable or is that also part of the show getting its legs.
Jonathan Adams
>tfw you'll never get a sequel series about Quarks half Klingon son traveling the Alpha quandrant kicking ass and taking latinum.
Brandon Fisher
He put away his toys and acted like a grown up.
Juan Anderson
Beverly eventually goes full on Mommy tier, and Wesley mostly just disappears. Brace yourself for some major camel toe porn in a later episode.
Hudson Bennett
I think the second season the crushers arent in, then they come back in 3rd, wesley is always insufferable so just grin and bare it until he gets written off the show lol. Troi is always there, but she gets more tolerable later on.
Nicholas Clark
He makes captain in the later seasons.
>Troi is always there, but she gets more tolerable later on.
And she really starts bring the T&A.
Kayden Thomas
He gets captain when they give him the defiant, he had to be a captain with the ship.
Carter Evans
i fapped to that scene at least a half dozen times
Ian Rogers
>Brace yourself for some major camel toe porn in a later episode.
Noah Martinez
Charles Peterson
He holds the position of (tugboat) captain with a Commander's rank. He's only ranked Captain for 3/5ths of the series.
Gabriel Long
I still can't believe DS9 was able to make a Ferengi my favorite character. Quark was the OG.
Benjamin Thompson
haha imagine if you were to walk in right then and slap troi's ass
Jacob Carter
>He's only ranked Captain for 3/5ths of the series.
Robert Carter
Is pon farr some sort of social commentary about incels?
Jordan Cook
>3/5ths of the series.
Isaac Gonzalez
Ryan Ramirez
hes just spock, every vulcan is the same
Samuel Jenkins
it's more specifically a matrix of images
Blake Morgan
Little green men was one of my favorite episodes. My favorite character was Garak. Quark was a close second and Gul Dukat was my 3rd (all ranked about the same as my favorites really)
Daniel Morales
Yes, because if they dont fuck they die.
Connor Flores
>He's only ranked Captain for 3/5ths of the series.
Juan Williams
Checked out, both those digits and his math
Jeremiah Gutierrez
veelix
Jordan Williams
Garak was another character that really surprised me. His relationship with Bashir was really comfy.
Brandon Stewart
/r/Quarks-Bar
join us
Jaxon Reyes
>Wesley mostly just disappears
oh thank god I was about to mcfucking lose it after the dimensional nigga called him the mozart of engineering or something else equally retarded and masturbatory
Carter Garcia
>Voyager
Based
Levi Ross
Currently watching Voyasperm myself.
Infinite Regress. Great ep.
Ian Powell
need the Gdrive Uscript?
Carter Perry
Wyatt Taylor
Does a life form scan detect semen? Just asking for a friend, who has a cum sock and would really like to know.
Connor Price
Dylan Gray
Benjamin Ramirez
>Objective Rankings coming through.
Best core cast: TNG
Best ensemble cast:DS9
Best Ship design:TNG
Best Aliens:ENT
Best SciFi Stories:TNG
Best Drama Stories:DS9
Best Action:ENT
Best Captain:TNG
Best Inhuman Outsider:TNG
Best T&A:VOY
Best Bar/Common Area:DS9
Best IP Destruction:STD
Wyatt Cruz
Best core cast: TOS
Best ensemble cast: DS9
Best Ship design: TOS
Best Aliens: DS9
Best SciFi Stories: TNG
Best Drama Stories: DS9
Best Action: VOY
Best Captain: N/A
Best Inhuman Outsider: DS9
Best T&A: ENT
Best Bar/Common Area: TNG
Best IP Destruction: STD
TOS 2
TNG 2
DS9 3
VOY 1
ENT 1
STD 1
Christian Butler
>DS9 doesn't include Irishman (1)
Michael Harris
Yeah. I can get behind this.
Kayden Garcia
I'm still salty about ENT. It had so fucking much potential, and it took 4 goddamned seasons to get good. If it had another 5 seasons it would have been a great show.
Austin Miller
Voyager vs. Species 6339 ship
("Attack for Vinculum")
Cooper King
>Best Inhuman Outsider:TNG
what's that
Jack Cooper
Perfection
Brayden Ross
Where my B-gurrl at, yo!?
Joseph Jones
She's back doing coke (now that she got employed again).
Ethan Ross
based lore user
Bentley Miller
I love /trek/!
Best thread of the board!
*hugs*
Jeremiah Wood
>DS9 cocksuckery in this thread
Reddit finally won, hence the downfall of /trek/
Jordan Cooper
What is dead may never die
William Barnes
DS9 is top comf, you tit abuser.
Andrew Gonzalez
Bentley Davis
same(station)fag
Austin Morgan
post quark in drag!!!! lol ds9 is so wacky hahahaaha XDDD
Nicholas Collins
>Best Bar/Common Area: TNG
oh fuck no
Samuel Hill
You should channel your anger into something nice, like pressing flowers or modeling.
Jace Clark
>making light of alcoholism
gg
Jonathan Nelson
A fanbase of a show is a good indicator of what type of show you're watching if you've never seen it or know nothing about it.
For instance, you can make a pretty good guess that Friends was mostly for normie women in their 20s or that The Sopranos was mostly for the 18-45 demo of men, working-middle class types.
With DS9, you see a lot of screechy reactionaries to any opposition or legitimate criticism. It's the fanbase that really hates having any sort of salient critique and we can surmise the people who watch the show are mostly NEETs, leftists, and LGBT types given this - mostly in the 20-50 demo.
Kayden Reyes
"Blue me, pinkskin"
Jason Morris
ds9 for bitch niggaz
David Sanders
Being a DeepSleepNein fan, esp. over the other trek series is like coming out of the closet and not even knowing it. A good portion of people can make an assumption about you that you probably don't realise
Jonathan Nguyen
>we will add your gender distinctiveness to our own
Easton Turner
William Bennett
Ryder Morris
i said i hate ds9
Grayson Ross
If TNG fans don't dislike the TNG movies as much as Star Wars fans dislike the Prequels, they have much, much worse taste.
They are mediocre as films, and don't appeal to the fans except in the lowliest manner.
Austin Rivera
it stinks and i don't like it
Aaron Powell
Bun>Fing for Vee.
Benjamin Bennett
That's mildly disorienting...
Liam Baker
Eh, DS9 is the second-best Trek series. However, this might be true if you think it's think it's better than TNG.
>TOS:boomer
>DS9, TAS: contrarian
>VOY, ENT: fucked in the head a little to be honest
>DIS: belongs in an institution
Jacob Cruz
Who will Watch the Waters is the best Star Trek episode, and I think less of you compared to me if you think otherwise.
Jace Flores
Considering how fantastic this series looks, it's nothing but a tragedy that it is absolutely the worst Star Trek series, all because of the writing.
Josiah Phillips
fuck OOOOOOOOFFFFFFF
Easton Sanders
why does it need to be so dark? How the fuck can they work properly
Jack Nelson
She's got spirit, I'll give her that.
Jacob Kelly
Do you have friends?
Julian Lopez
Meh, I would say sometimes the artistic direction is questionable, but the production values are exquisite.
It's just a shame, again, it's embracing an approach where they want the GOT audience. It's somewhat similar to Square-Enix, who wants to make AAA games, but the percentage of the market interested in their types of games have considerably shrunk, so they basically release garbage with AAA production values, but try to appeal to everybody with many still niche qualities, and the end result is that appeal to nobody.
Joseph Reyes
rundown? I'm not following your post.
Ryder Bell
CBS, like SE, knows it properties will always be too niche if they pursue only that audience interested in their content made in the same fashion. So they, like SE, try to exploit their properties in a fashion that they try to make their products appeal to as wide a number of people, while keeping the loyal fans.
The end result is that is pleases almost nobody, and the properly stagnates or soon dies.
Compare the FF series to the Star Trek series.
James Cooper
This episode really is flawless.
Benjamin Morris
It's ok, I guess.
Anthony Scott
It's good but not an all time great, imo. i wouldn't describe it as flawless. The acting is a bit over the top at times, especially ray wise's.
Angel Butler
Fuck you. It's puts every single one to shame.
It's also probably the only fedora-wearing piece of media, (a quality I usually despise everywhere that I have encountered), that has any quality, at least in television.
Jaxson Watson
You just like it and want others to like it and when they don't you get abusive and enraged.
Blake Hughes
euphoric/10
Samuel Peterson
>The acting is a bit over the top at times
>watching Star Trek for the acting
Fuck you. Patrick Stewart is at his best, and it's the writing that makes a Star Trek episode.
Really, Who Watches the Watches makes most TNG episodes look like VOY episodes.
Close. It's specifically because I know how blind they are, which bothers me.
I bet there are people who like ENT. That's who I'm talking to.
Kayden Long
Brandon Baker
You troll well young pad'wan but you still have far to travel.
Levi Baker
>fighting over which episode is best
>not just recognizing that they're good episodes
>become abusive and hurtful
gg
Ian Peterson
>Are you sure you know what he wants? That's the problem with believing in a supernatural being. Trying to determine what he wants.
Okay, the one flaw. This was too on the nose.
Utterly and complete legit.
Fuck you. I can't stand atheist propaganda either, but this is perfect science fiction.
Gavin Mitchell
Why are so many trekkies angry? You guys seem nice at cons.
Brody James
>Fuck you.
>more abuse
>more ad hominem
why?
Jordan Hughes
it's just that one guy here
Nathaniel Perez
Some of the dismissals are bullshit, like nobody actually want to think about what they watch, hence those who like ENT.
Joseph Lewis
Not everyone gets Enterprise.
Connor Rivera
That guy who writes hurtful comments?
Michael Gray
Lincoln Nelson
True. 70% think it's garbage, but don't get it, and the other 15% hate it and know why. 15%, (sub-100 IQ Trekkies), "get" it, but like it.
Ryder Brooks
hi 229
Juan Gutierrez
When we going to get a Trek with a militaristic captain and or alien captain?
I want an Andorian female captain. In a show set during the TOS movies. She views her self as a soldier and rose up through security/tactical before getting command of a ship.
Tyler Hernandez
I hate the TNG films and refuse to watch them again. They're trash.
Luis Rodriguez
divisive
spiteful
angry
Juan Walker
David Davis
I want a white male virgin captain in his 40s to make him relateable.
Carter Baker
Literally everything I'm saying I stand behind.
Jayden Green
Lets just reflect for a moment on what we lost.
Nicholas Gonzalez
You'll rewatch them.
You know you will.
And you'll hate yourself for it.
Jaxson Moore
how is this a homage?
Joshua Phillips
idk, probably an episode of ENT ripped off from Who Watches the Watchers, but since it's ENT, it probably botches everything and is abysmal.
Connor King
funny but not to the point that I laughed.
Connor Cooper
you're trolling and making a nice living doing it.
Kevin Peterson
nerd
Blake Peterson
You're being abusive.
Jeremiah Robinson
No fucking shit.
Christopher Bailey
Well, it depends what you mean by trolling.
I want to make people angry, but I believe what I'm saying.
Asher Wood
Henry Adams
Rare when the CGI version outdoes the original tho that's likely just filming and sharpness.
Nolan Young
I've been going to 1701 for years and every single time I open the tab there's always THAT guy making cringe comments over and over. It's like he's an alien entity that has power over the mods and they're afraid of him or something. Last time I was there he was literally making shitting sounds and adding bizarre commentary from the episode being shown. Don't get me started on the in-jokes these people have, calling keiko cakehole and changing the cast's names and whatever. I honestly couldn't give a shit about any of it up until I had to endure what was the end of every couple of episodes where they shoehorn some heavily edited video their local tranny "musician" made with absolutely TERRIBLE music, it's like breakbeat but made by someone with no skill or training, 4minutes+ of this shit the fucking cringe man, and they have multiple videos of this shit going on. At least in the past you could just go through the list they had on display and watch whatever ep you wanted while the group watched VOYAGER but they even hid that the absolute fucks. Don't even bother to want to watch some trek on the weekend there because it's movie weekend, or MOOBIES like these dweebs like to call it. Last time I saw them actually stream a trek movie was the first time these fucks shoehorned this shit as an excuse to watch movies aka fucking forever ago. And you can't even try to connect with these people because you're basically held hostage to sit and listen to them drone on about unfunny stupid shit 90% of the time, their daily boring routine lives or their shitty jobs for hours and hours.
They even finally stopped playing movies that were tangentially related to trek through an actor or whatever and went fullblown autism mode with random crap playing around AND EVEN MORE edited cringe bumpers that are even worse than before when all you ever wanted was to just watch some trek. Fucking faggots.
Absolutely horrible congregation of cringe.
Brody Sullivan
Prepare for a full nerdout…
Star Trek Phase II Ent...
Jason Sanders
Juan Bell
Jace Reyes
Jonathan Martinez
Jordan Cooper
Michael Evans
Charles Carter
Jayden Foster
Daniel Myers
Thomas Thompson
Logan Mitchell
Zachary Garcia
Camden Butler
Dominic Williams
Tyler Allen
why is captain america in std
Ayden White
Missed one...
Also...wow..no combo breaker?
Nolan Wilson
GODDAMNIT!
Hudson Roberts
no fucking novels
Joseph Parker
we're trying to lose the nerd image, dude
Easton Gomez
>DS9
>no Cardassian (2) AT THE BARE MINIMUM.
Julian Thomas
oh no
Brayden Wright
based and kurlan-naiskospilled
Zachary Campbell
i'll fucken blunten a hunting knife into a spoon and stab ur eyes out with it
Oliver Gray
>my tits are small
>tits are a desired sexual property
>fake tits are a logical solution
Julian Harris
he's got like 8 stomachs probably takes him weeks to get drunk
Landon Gomez
Data would had made the best captain if he had the chance to get his own show.
Ryan Smith
The replicators can make uniforms in STD. They've wasted thousands of dollars for 30 seconds of CGI to show it.
Logan Reyes
...and better than Insurrection.