>”Hi. Patton Oswalt here.”
”Hi. Patton Oswalt here.”
Aiden Ward
Elijah Jones
he looks nothing like patton oswalt tho
Parker Powell
he kinda does pat
also stop murdering your wives
Gavin Murphy
no, he doesn't. he's just ugly. patton oswalt is ugly, too. but just because they are both ugly doesn't mean they "kinda look the same". they are different kinds of ugly. so why don't you stop making fun of this poor little boy.
Camden Gomez
>beady eyes
>wide as fuck nose
>floppy ears
close enough to give me a chuckle when I saw the OP
Nicholas Garcia
>smug fuckface
yeah i agree
Adrian Cook
Lmfao fuck the haters he looks just like Patton
Josiah Hill
I don't see it
Luke Cook
That kid died because he is no longer in the most recent ads...
Carson Hall
Following that logic Mark Wahlberg died because he's not in Calvin Klein ads anymore
Lucas Richardson
>22 years old, and still a virgin
Matthew Miller
This kid is beyond based. I don't know why
Mason Lewis
He's not dead. There was a shot of him talking with Roger Goodell up in the suite at this past Super Bowl
Jack Perez
I just saw the ad like a week or so ago
Brody Rogers
Does anyone else just laugh whenever someone makes a Patton Oswalt "murdering your wife" joke?
Angel Sanchez
Emotional maturity from suffering too much, too early. He's basically got the mannerisms of a 30 year old in a 12 year old body.
Austin Cox
No. But then I graduated high school.
Noah Brown
yes I would like an adoorwable blanket
Colton Martinez
>kid
that little Shriner shit is like 37.
Caleb Evans
this
Thomas Nelson
awwww its ok pat you can murder this one and get an even better wife
Michael Smith
Call me when you graduate college.
Jonathan Adams
I think the boy with no arms is going to be their new main spokesperson. The boy in the wheelchair is going through puberty and his voice has started to drop, you can tell in one of the more recent commercials. Funny thing is how they still seem to play his pre-puberty commercials, probably because they think a little kid voice more effectively tugs at the heartstrings than an adult voice (and possibly a reason they're shifting over to the boy with no arms).
Blake Cook
Friendly reminder that Patton Oswalts wife killed herself to get away from him.
Elijah Stewart
they replaced him with a younger version to get more shekels
Jack Clark
Charity is for suckers
Justin Thomas
>19 a month
>$230 a year
No thanks my AMEX Gold card has a $250 yearly fee that’s where my money is going
Gavin Wilson
why would god do this
Dominic Hill
theres nothing you guys wont make fun of, you guys are so edgy and cool.
Jace Evans
>that kid with a pseduo-cockney accent at the end of one of these commercials
"Thank you verry muuuch."
Jason Lopez
Abnormalities happen all the time in nature. If we allowed eugenics to proceed. This wouldn’t be allowed
Caleb Torres
>killed herself
No one believes you Patton.
Luke Edwards
based shriners
Chase Smith
maybe the golden state killer killed patton oswalt's wife. or it could have just been pat of course, probably that
Isaac Gutierrez
What show is this and why is Ted Cruz playing Patton Oswalt?