What are we watching, honey?

What are we watching, honey?

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your triple mandingo anal sweetie!

hello amara, how is the dream of being a movie star going?

>all of that face surgery
>fake ass
damn shame

how much do porn sluts hate twitch thots?

I wanna suck and fuck

>tfw we'll never get a new porn from her

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hopefully the road you dumb cunt, now hurry the fuck up before i lose my chill and 1 star you
baka

How the FUCK am I supposed to find a wife when I make only 55k/year and don't own a house?

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>tfw exclusively jerk off to her because she tweeted that she fucks sandniggers and this gives me hope

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Actually cannot get attracted to women who look like this. It's like all of the charm and character and individuality has been sanded off of their physical appearances. Gross.

Tetsuo: The Iron Man, and then maybe some Inland Empire.

I want to marry Kimmy Granger.

because you're dumb
just look her pornhub profile, she films her own porn and uploads there, there is one where she pretends to be a sex dolls
pretty good

Have a good personality

This chick got any nudes out there??

get out of my car, whore

how do street whores feel about pornstars?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZKGCnS2Kj84
This old youtube classic

God those are some nice breast’s

>pretends

the road you dumb bitch

>How the FUCK am I supposed to find a wife when I make only 55k/year and don't own a house?
easily
unless you want a woman who makes 55k/year and owns a house

ABLUHBLUHBLUHBLUH
BRBBRRRRBBBRBBRRRRRRRRHHH

you realize she tweets that because she wants to cash in on that private potty party business the arab princess run since a couple of years
getting your mouth filled with sandnigger shit for half a million seems to be the best life choice for thots these days

Been awhile since we watched the home video you and the Saudi prince made sweetie, how about that one?

There might be a few...hard to find though

No, she's pure

her drinking my piss

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You, having sex with well-endowed and muscular black men my dear

>lv bag
basic bitch

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Who is this?

Where'd this meme start and why do people believe it? Sandniggers are tech illiterate and all these thots are basically stalked and attempted to be hacked all the time. If these Arab shit parties were so ubiquitous at least one of them would have been leaked by now by some former whore. They just fuck old rich men there like they do in every other country

Goofus and Gallant.

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just bee urself

get out of my car you vapid whore

Cute

>You will never find love with a girl and spend your lives together and watch her slowly morph into a milf and lovingly say to her one day "we got old didn't we?" as you both laugh and reassure yourselves that you're happy as long as you did it together

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source?

Cringe

>he doesn't know
firstly these oil princes are not as dumb as you might think they grew up rich and protected in switzerland, france, united states and england. they know how tech works and they have private security for exactly that. their fathers / patriarchs hire security mostly to protect them from themselves that means no filming no cell phones in general during an orgy

Based

movies where characters experience undeserved success.

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>We're watching the cleavage. I mean Bravo

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travel back in time and genetically alter your dna while inside your mothers womb.

Sauce

What?! Why would you want to skip Body Hammer??

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WATCH OUT YOURE GOING TO CRASH INTO THE WALL
...too late

tulsi gabbard

Whos is this?

Amara Maple

Based

>tulsi gabbard
Excellent. Thanks.

Idris elba

w-what's she saying

13 Reasons Why porn parody when?

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a wife would love you for who you are :^)

Her real name is Amara Pickovic.

actual cringe but iktfb

Thank you based poster. I thought she was Lana Rhoades

>Amara Pickovic
thought she looked like a eastern european slut

videos from Potential History
and bonbi edits.

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Sarina Valentina

Nah, south Slavic women love arabs. Slovenians, Serbians, Croatians, Bulgarians all go to the gulf Arab countries to have get shit on literally and a lot of them are mistresses to rich Arabs or arabs that good income there.

tl;dr just be a successful sandnigger and you can get a Slav whore for yourself. Some paki pajeet Muslim doctor here in Toronto was married to a Czech girl born here and he killed her because he thought he was getting cucked. They have children too.

Babe, we are going to watch the lights from the police car shine from the window, since our neighbor called 911 because I’m going to fuck you so hard that they thought I was murdering you

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absolutely based

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faggot

This is a chick magnet, which is why all Sneedposters are chads with multiple girlfriends.

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>it's a "millennial generalizes an entire demographic based on a handful of examples" episode
Stop trying to mislead people with your "knowledge" you gained purely through Twitter screencaps, people who don't know any better might actually believe you.

Otis Toole's biography.

Alright, this is based.

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haha just be yourself! she won't cheat on you, believe her!

kill kill marry fuck kill also marry
going left to right by position of their faces in the frame

Aren't almost all porn stars prostitutes at this point?

>at this point
they literally have sex for money, when have they ever not been prostitutes?

based
lay off the porn pajeet

BOSS

>Bulgarian women
Can confirm, but the best whores in Bulgaria are the ones that go for wannabe gangsters and are under 20

Dunno where you live but 55k is above average entry level software engineering salary here
I make more than any woman in the customer-facing parts of my company and certainly more than any teacher or whatever
Still a virgin cause I'm not a disgusting normalfag, just saying money isn't the problem here

Reminder that any woman exposing this much cleavage is damaged goods that probably "only has guy friends because women are so dramatic lol"

Kino

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asian micropenis

>circumcised
cringe

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False

Slavs are always a lottery.

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Audi
+Louis Vuitton purse
_____________________
>1 High priced Russian whore

Women are a baffling construct of the universe. The more money you make, the more they want to be with you, but the more money you have, the more of a liability they become. The opportunity cost goes asymptotic as your earning power and value as a male increases. Women exist just to consume like baby birds. More cynically you might say they exist solely to destroy everything around them. No matter what you give them, they'll always want more. They're designed to never be content or satisfied. If you have nothing to lose, fucking and dating tons of chicks is great.

The moment you start having anything to lose either directly through the usual channels (divorce, vacations, gifts, etc.) or indirectly through distractions from your income sources (or other sources that make you appealing to them in the first place), it becomes completely pointless to ever have any other arrangement than escorts or functional escorts. Depending on where your 55k/year is, that's almost the perfect number to wife up a girl. You're too poor to be insanely appealing so your opportunity cost is low, but you have enough income to set yourself up for a miserable, albeit "safe" existence with an average looking girl.

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Best use of this meme I've seen in a while.

Stop watching porn retard fuck

>The opportunity cost goes asymptotic
asymptotic to what line you fucking pseudointellectual

its the balance of nature. they create life and they destroy mens lives.

I fucking deserve a wife like this. I have suffered so much in life. It is not fair.

Am I supposed to believe the most autistic people on the internet know anything about women?

That's a pornstar, i'm sure you deserve better than that.

Have sex incel, you deserve nothing.

Couple'a paths:
>Find a sugar mommy who's willing to settle down
>Become a househusband to your more sucessful wife who is the actual moneymaker
>confront your insecurities, accept the shitty parts of yourself and free your mind from the shackles it has created, opening the path for success

Joe Mamma

>Couple'a

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tried the househusband route, she cheated and left.

got a job making 6 figures (jokes on her) but now im just as cynical as the incels here and in full mgtow mode. id rather fuck a whore since i know what im getting there.

You joined two independent clauses with a comma however the moniker "incel" needed a comma after "sex" because it was an interrupting element.

I wanna kiss her

so, sugar mommy then?

Yeah totally sounds real and not a made-up fantasy you conjured from your twisted incel mind.

WrestleMania 17 featuring The Rock vs Stone Cold Steve Austin for the WWF Championship

why didnt she wipe her brothers piss up herself?

God, I wish that were me

to this the most nonsensical plot to ever grace a step-cest porno.
Honestly what the fuck were they thinking? Pee and bathroom and shit, what the fuck

t. envious poorfag

i tasted years of creampies and now im a cynical sexless asshole with no legacy. its still its own kind of hell.

An easy way to spot a lie is when they protest to save face anonymously. Any reasonable person would've let it slide without the insult calling another an "envious poorfag". I know people all too well to be hoisted by such an amateur attempt; have sex.

it is lana rhoades though

lol ok based self peoclaimed lie detector autist

based and mathspilled

And there you go again, trying to get the last word. I see right through you like you wouldn't even believe.

youre so totally right bro, no way anyone could live that life, youre so very traveled and intuitive

WOW WOWOWOWOWZA LOOKIT THOSE BOOBIES

>only 55k
i knew this place was just rich fucks complaining about nothing

That is disgusting.

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FINNA BASED

Buy link

Any women with success is just going to buy a young Chad megacock husband since they don't need to rely on them for anything.

based incel

You're gonna be watching my navel for about 20 minutes if you know what I mean

I wonder how many billionaire arabs and have shit in her.

>no one has posted it yet

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Paul Dano Classic marathon

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the more successful, on her own accord, a woman, the less time she devoted to her personal life. these women are messes and will fuck all kinds of idiots, not just chads.

she just wanted to be a movie star