I'M JESSE VENTURA AND THIS IS CONSPIRACY THEORY

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Captain Picard looks like THAT?

IT'S NOT A CONSPIRACY

did he ever uncover anything actually groundbreaking?

he found a serial rapist once

He got trapped inside an interdimensional bag of holding for a few years

>it's a Jesse is a dick to some poor dude who's just trying to do his job episode

he discovered that 9 years after 9/11 they had cleaned up the crime scene

*indian head dancing moves your way*
heh nothing personnel sheeple

THEN WHAT IS IT?

SHEX FOR FAVORS

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I HAD SEX WITH YOUR WIFE

ANONYMOUS ARMED RETARDS

No you retard if Jesse actually showed what he knows he would be found dead of suicide from 3 shotguns shots to the back of the head

#MeToo

IT'S A COCKSPIRACY

AND THERE IT IS AGAIN

ANOTHER LAME SEX JOKE

EXCUSE ME GENTLEMEN

This post gives me a warm feeling of simpler days.

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SEAL COCK

I'M SNEED AND THIS IS FORMERLY CHUCK'S

long island is gay