Did you ever notice that Vader uses the same disarming technique on Luke twice? The first time, he drops his lightsaber and the second time he holds on to it.
Did you ever notice that Vader uses the same disarming technique on Luke twice? The first time...
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Neat. I like how when it is slowed down like that, you can see Vader consider slicing off Luke’s hand then and there but backs off at the last second. Vader could have really fucked his shit up.
If it was Rey, she would have kicked Vader's ass, then flown back to Yoda to get her APOLOGY.
She would have brought Vader's head on a plate. Feminists think this is good writing
>flown back to Yoda
And in the same day.
POWERFUL
All right, I got a theory. Maybe women believe that physical prowess inherent in men( that offends them so much) cause them to assume in themselves, and in their hubris the conflate knowledge with ability. Thus, any failure at any stage is seen as a PHYSICAL attack on them. Remember how they've been brainwashed that they can do anything, right?
Vader is toying with Luke until Luke almost successfully beheads him like he did to the Dagobah projection. I always though Luke hit his shoulder armor fight before Vader goes ham on him. Nope. In slo mo, it's easy to see he hits Vader's neck.
Why does Luke suddenly just stop his momentum? You’d figure he’d do something other than just stand still. He holds his arm right out for Vader to chop off.
They would have had her close her eyes with an evil smile on her face, snap her fingers and make Dagobah reappear in the Bespin system because Deborah Shakiriah Gomez watched David Lynch's Dune last night,
Luke picked up a disarming technique of his own.
OWWWW WHY'D YOU SLICE OFF MY HAND?
Such good stuff. Still my favorite duel of the franchise. Preqiels were dumb anime floaty shit and Sequels male ot look like they're swinging baseball bats around.
Empire and Return hit the sweet spot. It looks heavy enough to be tangible, but it's never comical
user, you have change my view of that scene forever. Damn, dude.
Holy shit.
Yeah, it's like not only how could we have missed that, but Luke went up several notches, while Vader, well I guess he got cocky too. The alleged shoulder strike seemed amateurish, but notice David Prowse grabs his shoulder in pain. I bet Lucas and Kasdan both scripted it to be a shoulder strike. Besides, Luke an amateur and no a fucking god like Rey. Man, I hate Disney.
It looks like it in the freeze but he actually just nicks his shoulder. You can see where the lightsaber sparks and glows on the plate.
It looks like the intention was clearly a shoulder strike, then, but Hamill was slighty off the mark. Or they Rotoscoped it wrongly. And missed it for TESB 7.8 as well.
why didn't he just use the force to smash his testicles?
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lol
just wait until a tranny joins the women's world chess championship. you'll see real rage
ITS IMPERATIVE THAT YOU UNDERSTAND
OBI WAN WOULD NEVER BOTHER
TELLING YOU ABOUT YOUR FATHER
They're not human. They don't have testicles
>just wait until a tranny joins the women's world chess championship. you'll see real rage
hehe nice catch I hope women go insane and start to bash trannies,
I love how women have gotten men to beat them even more than their nigger boyfriends. I'm not angry anymore at this, in fact, it's brave and powerful.
Wait what species are they? I'm sure there's a lengthy wookiepedia article on it somewhere
They're humans. I just checked the Essential Guide to Characters. Yeah, fuck Disney and their canon, but even then I doubt it's changed.
Jesus, it never stops. Guy starts a thread about the only really good one and two posts in is some shit trying to derail it to the same tired Rey posts
Others had some fun with it, as was my intention. Cheer up, user.
Do we even know if Luke or any other male human in the galaxy far far away has a penis? What if they had two?
NOW it's derailed.