Stranger Things 3

I've seen rumours that Will is going to be asexual in Season 3, though for ages the rumour was that they were going to make him gay. Thoughts/knowledge?

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Where's that pic even from?

I found it on tumblr (I know), but it's a random photo from behind the scenes of Good Morning America. No idea who took it.

He's an unacknowledged sex symbol. All of the discourse around him is so overtly sexual, he's even a literal model now. Everyone acts as if he is extremely beautiful. But if you admit that, they call you a pedophile.

>he's even a literal model now.

For YSL and others. They use his sex appeal so sell clothes and high end perfume, but also deny that he is appealing.

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What? He's banging 11, there's a scene implying they had sex

>Will is going to be asexual
Will is severely fucking traumatised, got his childhood stolen from him, and now has to put up with his friends all being into stuff he isn't. Since your from Tumblr I'm assuming you somehow got involved with their asexual rights nutjobs.

Will is this one

I'm not primarily a tumblr user, just use it as an extra medium. No idea what kind of rights asexuals need. I think making him ace would a bad choice, but this review implies it: vox.com/culture/2019/6/30/19102689/stranger-things-season-3-review-no-spoilers

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that's Mike, dummy

>For YSL and others. They use his sex appeal so sell clothes
He modelled suits in one campaign you fucking retards he isn't a full-time underwear model. At no point did they tell you to go full autist over the love child of Adam Driver and Howard Stern.

>he isn't a full-time underwear model
Why the fuck not?

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>Will is asexual
Why is that ever brought up or relevant in the plot? It’s literally normal for 14 year olds to not be sexually active, plus the fat kid with no teeth also doesn’t have a gf in the show

>Vox
Oh well that's why then. It seems to stem from this,
>Three’s Company: One of the harder conflicts to watch unfold this season is the growing rift between the AV Club, particularly those in relationships (Mike Wheeler, Lucas Sinclair) and those by their lonesome (Will Byers, Dustin Henderson). With Dustin occupied by the aforementioned Scoops Troop, and a potential long distance affair from summer camp, that leaves Will as the odd man out. If you couldn’t tell from his tearful inclusion in the Season Three trailer, Will is struggling with the idea that things are changing and nobody’s really interested in Dungeons and Dragons campaigns.

>“It’s not my fault you don’t like girls,” Mike chastises Will in an emotional, rainy moment in the Wheeler garage. There’s a lot of subtext in that statement, especially when you consider the ensuing fan speculation about Will’s own sexuality, but thematically, Will’s feelings of disassociation stress the broader point that friends aren’t always forever. As Richard Dreyfuss’ The Narrator stresses in Stand By Me, the 1986 Stephen King adaptation that this series cut its teeth on, “Friends come in and out of your life like busboys in a restaurant.” Take that as you will.
>consequenceofsound.net/2019/06/tv-review-stranger-things-3/
Deciding he's asexual because of Mike complaining about him not liking girls is ridiculous.

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Generally the way he is presented is as a sexualized waif. His physical attractiveness, is why he is popular. It's like that model who tweeted she thought he was attractive when he was 14. She felt able to do this because of the sexualized discourse around him. But she made the made mistake of overtly stating what is only allowable as implication. It's ok to openly lust over him, you just cannot name the lust, lust.

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>asexuals need rights

I'm assuming the author is just reading too much into that (for the clicks) - I've been expecting them to make him gay, based on the original pitch for the show (as Montauk), and the hints in season 1.

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So Will goes to the darkside and becomes the new villain?

i think this is why you see tumblrinas/female ST fans that have the self-awareness to recognize that they’re too old to openly lust after finn go so hard on the “he is my pure son and must be protected at all costs!!!” shtick. it’s just a sublimation of their desire

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Its weird seeing him with hairy legs. He's not a cute little frog anymore.

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No that's Billy. Will is doing this
>youtube.com/watch?v=afN7z6QCWdI

Oof, so they're going the overt gay route?
>theatrical
>"A world FREE OF GIRLS"
>his voice

I find it funny that ugliest kids in the group got the girls but they make the only decent looking one gay

>decent looking one gay
He's a campy flamboyant queenie IRL and he's ugly as shit, he makes Lactatia The Drag Queen look like Arnold

>He's a campy flamboyant queenie IRL

He's not even that camp. That's just how young boys act.

Big KEK at the fujofags that thought they were going to get some byler action to be honest. The show bible said he was struggling with his sexual identity, that could mean anything, he could be figuring out if he’s bi, trans, ace, gay, etc.

Nothing was promised to the fans that he would turnout fully gay and lust after Mike, that theory has clearly always been some fangirl fever dream. Glad that they’re getting the “representation” they demanded for

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In universe Will has had the most success with girls though. That Jennifer girl who cried at his funeral, and that one who asked him to dance in s2. Mike and Lucas tend to rely on more life and death situations to get girls, and apparently Dustin has a girlfriend who lives in Canada no ones met.

He's just dancing and singing?

>He's a campy flamboyant queenie IRL
He acts like a typical goofy middle school kid irl, which he is, and if he’s ugly then Finn and Black kid are atrocious ugly

Probably not the best example, but the kid comes across pretty camp

Lucas is so ugly that Sadie literally wanted to file a lawsuit for making her kiss him

Noah's also started the obligatory youtube channel
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>asexual
So he doesn’t have any libido? Why is this considered a special sexuality?

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There are rumours going around that she’ll be killed off this season

I want to go shoah on this jew kid's boyhole.

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Serious question, how do you take an interesting story and characters from season 1 that should've been a standalone thing, then somehow fuck it up by adding unnecessary characters, monsters, arcs that go nowhere and forcing romances for no reason?

based

shekels

Noah's gay, right?